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Two Chunks And A Hunk
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Two Chunks And A Hunk is a movie podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter muse about movies, and they hope it's appealing to mostly everybody. Listen as they play movie-related games (most of which they are very bad at) and rate films according to the Scientific Cinema Scale (a rating system of their own design which they insist is flawless).
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It's not every day that you get to witness the birth of a new game in the wild like this. Really, when you think about it, it just takes some time. We're in the middle of the ride. Everything will be just fine. Unless you live in the 30 Days Of Night Alaska town. Then it will not be fine.
In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Middle, 30 Days Of Night
Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before the season two premiere on November 5!
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This Chunktober, we're asking the hard-hitting questions: Which artists qualify as pop princesses? What's the coolest vampire vehicle? And who decides what all these holidays even are anyway?
In this episode: The Annual Halloween Costume Guess Off, The Top Tens, A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!
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Don't look now! It too spooky! Too scary! Chunktober is our favorite time of year, and it's officially here. This year, our sixth Chunktober, is all about one ghoul in particular. We're focusing on those often lecherous, always leech-erous, blood-guzzling, coffin-slumbering, familiar-makers, garlic-haters. That's right, it's the month of the vampire. And this week, we're kicking things off with What We Do In The Shadows, our favorite (?) mockumentary.
In This Episode: A Star Was Born, Extra Credit, What We Do In The Shadows
Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!
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This is our solemn vow. You will never find even ONE other podcast that has ever dared to play the game we played today. The truths revealed are too bold. The wisdom unlocked, too profound. And the gulf between how good we thought we'd be at it and how good we actually are? Wide, man. Like, so freaking wide.
In This Episode: Viné or Brené, Upcoming Movie Talk, Planning For Chunktober
Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!
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Yam-hee-hwelcome to another fantastic episode of Two Chunks and A Hunk. Yam-hee-hit the links with us as we play jjjolf! Yam-hee-hazard a guess as we examine the ever inscrutable TopTens.com! And yam-hee-hahaha it up with us as we talk about Hot Rod.
In This Episode: jjjolf, The Top Tens, Hot Rod
Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!
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Surely we're not the first ones to tell you this. But you just can't. I'm sorry. You can't. We don't make the rules. We just follow them. And the number one rule? You can't drink bacon. Sorry. I know. You really really want to. But you can't.
In This Episode: Rank You Very Much, Extra Credit, Superbad
Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!
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Jump, jump, these streets are jumpin'. You read that right folks. We've got not one, not two, but 43 of the jumpiest streets you could possibly imagine. Sure hope none of our hosts did anything sneaky or against the spirit of any of our games before we welcome some undercover law enforcement onto our pod.
In This Episode: A Star Was Born, The Top Tens, 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street
Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before season two releases this fall!
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It's our first ever episode! We figured we'd start it off with some of the worst noises you've ever heard. You know, so you'd stick around! We hope you enjoy our brand new podcast! Stay tuned for episode two soon!
In This Episode: Blind Draft, Nikstlitslepmur, Pineapple Express
Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast before season two releases this fall!
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You're here to see the doctor? I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the doctor is in, and he'd love to see you. The bad news? He IS Doctor Bonk so, you know, be aware.
In This Episode: A Star Was Born, D&D Character Creation, The Top Tens, Game Night
Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast before season two releases this fall!
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It's all comedy baby! The Top Tens? Hilarious. Extra Credit? Call the doctor, because your gut busted. Carter giving up immediately when he realizes he can't win a game? Nothing funnier, honestly.
In this episode: The Top Tens, Extra Credit, Comedy Movie Gauntlet
Now's a great time to catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast. No reason, really. Why? Did someone say something about another season? Couldn't be us, we don't know anything about that.
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When we ask you to name the worst things about summer, you can't say the sun. You just can't, okay? Please, we're begging you. Stop and think about it. Don't say the sun.
In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Carter's Triple Feature
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Last time they were here, we let them off easy. But this time? We're playing Extra Credit, the worst game in the world. We're joined this week by Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher, hosts of Blondies: Out Loud, and we're running them through a true Two Chunks gauntlet: they're undertaking the impossible task of playing Extra Credit, and then we're following it up by asking them to tell us The Top Ten Things To Do With Your Friends. After that, thoughts on Fire Island!
Thanks a million to our friends Hayden and Dax for joining us this week! Make sure to listen to Blondies: Out Loud wherever you get your podcasts, and give them a follow on Instagram (@blondiesoutloud).
In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, Fire Island
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Carter's attempting a glitchless, no potions run of Two Chunks And A Hunk today. Jordan can't quite differentiate between the dream and reality. Doz uncovers the secrets of sequential nomenclature. And Matthew? Thank you, let's go.
It's week three of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and you there boy, what day is it?? Is it Christmas? No, it's the day we talk about Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past.
In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past
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Remember Jordan and Carter from Two Chunks And A Hunk? You won't believe what the childhood stars look (and act) like now! Shocking! Even doctors couldn't explain it, until one day.....
Did you click "play" yet?
It's week two of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and we're wishing we'd called it like Friendship Healing or Podcast Healing or something. This week, we're treated to the polarizing talents of Cher and Nicolas Cage in Moonstruck, a movie almost everyone loves.
In this episode: Blind Ranking, Wild Hawgs, Moonstruck
Come watch SUPERMAN with us! Take a listen to the ep or keep your eyes on our socials for more details!
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We're in the presence of royalty this week as we begin Summer of Love. Nope! It's not Bolo Yeung, break out star of Bloodsport, Double Impact, and (presumably) at least one other movie. It's Prince Freddie (of the kingdom Junior), and he is here to remind us that She is, in fact, All That.
Welcome to week one of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing. This week, we're getting our teen romcom on with She's All That!
In this episode: A Star Was Born, She's All That
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By night they come. The teeth. Shimmering, effervescent motes of white against the eternal black. The teeth. A dental deity dancing distractingly, disastrously close. The teeth. A flash in the moonlight, a pearl-white smile. They shine. They sparkle. The teeth. Our least favorite romance movie cliche.
In this episode: The Top Tens, Planning Summer Of Love
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Whenever you go out, do people always shout? That's just John, Jordan, Justin playing jjjolf.
In this episode: jjjolf, Extra Credit, The Running Man
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Witness the explosive action adventure you have to see to believe. Join Hollywood superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme and newcomer to the cinema scene Claude-Jean Damme Van as together they weave a tapestry of intrigue, action, and desire in DOUBLE IMPACT. One movie. Two Guys. Big Legs. And? Karate.
In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Double Impact
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We promise you it was an accident. It's not his best movie, okay? We just didn't have another choice! We don't really think that! Please, you have to believe us.
In this episode: Blind Ranking, Movies That Simply Are What They Are, Personality Quiz, Daddurday Afternoon
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Many years ago, on this very podcast, a harrowing wager was made. A dangerous gamble, a roll of the dice. Would a certain character live to see the credits of Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning? Or would they, like so many before them, lose their life in the service of the greater good? The consequences for losing this bet were nebulous, an inky as-yet-to-be-defined possibility. As the final Final Reckoning reckoning drew ever closer the role of defining them fell to Carter. And he threw everything he had at this. Including the kitchen sink.
In this episode: Rumpelstiltskin, Sink Coffee, Daddurday Afternoon
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