Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

We start this episode with an update regarding Lola's hatred of her dad - the poor, desperate, lonely Matty J. You know which dad has kids that don't hate him - Ash. It might be because he's an all-round great guy or maybe it's the fact that he's saved his kids countless times from the ferocious animals that reside in Warriewood (geckos). Also worth noting that he caught and released a mouse during the week. Doctor Dolittle eat ya heart out. Matt found himself in an awkward situation at the park during the week after some school girls tried to sell him some cake. Only issue is that he didn't have cash and they didn't accept card. The solution? Matt asked for their home address so he could drop some money in their letterbox. As you can imagine - it didn't go down well. We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: Do you ever show your kids Disney movies? What are your top tips for helping your partner when they're breast feeding? Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're bloody lucky to be releasing this ep today - whilst Ash was mid-jog through the lovely streets of Warriewood, he was approached and threatened by none other than... Mr Freeze himself !!! Luckily he runs like the wind and survived to tell the tale. Ash has also found a New Years resolution list that is arguably one of the world's best. Matt has moved into the bach pad (spare room downstairs) after Laura contracted mild pneumonia and a horrendous cough. Dont worry.. after many sleepless nights, Matt is finally feeling much better. Happy to also confirm Laura made a full recovery. We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: If there was one part of parenting that you never had to do again, what would it be? How do you and your wife resolve arguments? Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WE'RE BACK BABY ! Matt's transition into Ash has continued as he realised that Christmas is actually the most stressful time of the year and he's happy to see the back of it. The fact that he and Laura decided to remove Lola's dummy during this month might have had something to do with it. For reference, it's going terribly. As you can imagine, Ash had a lovely time with his extended family during Christmas. As he always says - the more family, the better! Nan had nothing but praise in regards to the new calendar she brought to the senior citizens clubs (ps there's still 40 left online). Although Ash did have to reprimand her for a word she called Oscar at a public pool. We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: As a dad, how do I maintain his sanity with 2 week old and 2 year old? Were your kids always more interested in mum or does my kid just hate me? Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's our last ep of the year! Don't cry because it's over - smile because it happened. But fear not, we'll be back in Jan with more parenting tales. In today's ep, Matt has been struggling with Lola who has had her dummies ripped from her life. They took the cold turkey approach, which went down like a lead ballon. Ash has had another run in with a mouth salesman (dentist) who tried to sell in a crown for Oscar. Not on Ash's watch! Just when Matt thought the meltdowns were ending, a lovely family trip to the RSL turned sour when they bought tickets to the Christmas raffle and lost. Serenity now! We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: What's your 'go to' cheap meal for kids? How many times does your kid fart a day? Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lots to get through in this ep - she's bloody jammed packed! Firstly, Ash's haemorrhoids are back and he's shittng out leaves. We've launched the world's (unofficial) sexiest calendar - Choreplay 2024. Entering the calendar industry hasn't been smooth sailing e.g we left it bloody late to get them printed before Christmas, printed prices are at an all time high and being sexy for 12 photos is exhausting. Good news is that there's still a few left online if you want to be slightly aroused. Matt gets to the bottom of why Ash hates Christmas and pin points it down to the fact that he never had a Christmas tree as a child. Also, Macy has just started assaulting all members of the house (mostly Oscar). We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: Ash - is it difficult sending Oscar to two different daycares with friends and routine? Is having kids expensive and does it get any better? We also have a discount code 'twodotingdads' for Budgy Smuggler, which will get you 20% off at the checkout! Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's another bonus ep. And we know what you're thinking. Shit, these boys dish out more bonus eps than Ash gets hemorrhoids. You're absolutely right. And for that we say, you're welcome. Today we sit down with radio star, comedian and tv host - Nick Cody. We chat about how he accidentally became the nanny of two kids when he was a teenager, disciplining American kids at summer camp, why he thought he'd never be a dad, the nightmare of juggling a new born and morning radio, why he got off the grog for a year and the best part of road tripping around Victoria with his two boys.  Watch Nick's stand up special, Live at the Corner Hotel, here. Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any Doting Dads or Mums you'd like us to interview. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off this episode with an update on Mr Freeze - unfortunately he didn't like the idea of the family home being sold so he decided to ward off potential buyers at the open house with a samurai sword. Stay tuned for more details. Turns out Marlie still needs a bit of practice as mum - she took her baby doll down to the beach and drowned her in front of other shocked parents. Remind Matt never to take lifelike dolls down to the beach again. April had a session with the girlies on the weekend, which meant her hangover happened to be on one of the best beach days (weather wise) we've had all year. Ash has reached new doting dad levels as he made the trip solo. Round of applause for Ash please !   We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: Can you explain why my child bangs their head on the mattress repeatedly every time we put them to bed (video on our socials) Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you believe it - we've got international !? Well.. not us, our guests. Today's bonus ep features social media sensation, comedian, singer, actor and doting dad. Trey Kennedy ! We chat about the worst thing to happen to him in high school, blowing on on social media, texting Shawn Mendes, turning social media into a fully fledged career, birth plans in America, brining the fam out to Australia and the struggles on adjusting to life with a new born. Get tickets to Trey's stand up show, Grow Up, here. Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any Doting Dads or Mums you'd like us to interview. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash has just returned from a relaxing little weekend away with some families from his mother's group. Whilst he was on the shitter, he noticed a strange note on the door in front of him. Turns out, the house they were staying out was stricter than a nun's convent. The most important rule? Never talk about the rules on a parenting podcast, which Ash was happy to break. Matt also had a weekend away, however something happened that shook him to his core. He was out-daded by another dad. Both Marlie and Lola had moved on to green pastures a.k.a a more fun dad in the pool. Let's hope Ash doesn't get the same idea. We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: Are there any good parts of parenting? How do you deal with others judging your parenting? Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Macy (Ash's daughter) had her birthday over the weekend and Ash managed to tick off another year without throwing her a bday party. How I hear you gasp? All will be revealed in this ep. Matt had to deal with the tantrum of the century the other day, which was off the back of Marlie being told she wasn't a twin with Lola, they were just sisters. When he wasn't managing tantrums, he was dealing with Lola eating her bodyweight in lollies that hidden in the pantry. Joys of life with toddlers!  We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: I have four boys who will wee everywhere except inside the toilet bowl. So sick of it, help ! How to get a toddler to wear underwear? He will wear a nappy or commando but no undies, off in three seconds. Any advice? Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daycare - what the hell would we do without this glorious organisation that helps give parents all across the world their weekly relief? Although, as much as we love her, she's not without her pains. Matt has to battle tantrums, tears and parking inspectors just to make it to his drop off (what a hero). Ash has to deal with his kids guilting the hell out of him - those cunning little gremlins will even cry fake tears with their faces pushed up against the fence railing in the hope that they get to spend another day at home. Does it work... absolutely. We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: Any advice to help kids brush their teeth ? What are your thoughts on a double pram - genius idea or huge mistake?   Also, get early access to Budgy Smugglers Black Friday with a 25% discount site wide by using the code twodotingdads at the checkout! Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is a lot of stigma attached to depression and anxiety amongst aussie men, despite 1 in 5 battling these illnesses in their lifetime. In this episode, Ash talks through his mental health journey - starting from adjusting to life as a new dad, realising he had a problem, seeking professional help and maintaining his health. A huge thanks to Ash for agreeing to share his story - we hope that it helps anyone out there who is also dealing with their own mental health journey. If you're wanting to reach out for help, please speak to these fantastic organisations: Lifeline. Call: 13 11 14 Available 24/7  Suicide Call Back Service. Call: 1300 659 467 Available 24/7 Beyond Blue. Call: 1300 22 4636 Available 24/7 Ash and Matt will be joining thousands of runners at More Than A Run to help raise funds for Movember. You're able to challenge yourself in a 60km, 30km, or 10km distance that will take place on November 25. Sign up here! Also, massive thanks to Lululemon for supporting us and the pod. Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt has returned back to Sydney after travelling with Laura and the kids to Canberra and Brisbane for the final two Life Uncut live shows. Three nights with two kids crammed into one bedroom was nothing but joyous and relaxing. Who wouldn't want to spend the night in a piss stained cot (Matt not the kids). Matt also got pink eye, they airline lost one of their bags and Laura got covid. Ash is sounding a little under the weather after his mum house-sat a cat infested apartment over the weekend, which gave Ash's sinus an absolute beating. Fear not, we will continue to record this episode rain, hail, cat allergy. We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: How do you stop the crocodile death roll on the change mat? How long was it until you were used to wiping asses? Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt and Ash have very differing views on how to deal with a stubborn toddler. It's off the back of a run in Matt had with a stubborn toddler in the local library - they wouldn't give up their spot on the interactive screen and Matt's soft touch had zero impact. We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: How to tell if your kid is ready for school / kindy How to find your fellow dad tribes as a new dad? Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you bloody believe it, we've manage to lock down Anthony Field a.k.a the Blue Wiggle for a chat. Anthony has lived one hell of a life - 3 years in the army, accidentally falling into a career in early education and then helping create one of the most prolific music groups of all time. The Wiggles have knocked up 30 million combined sales in CDs and DVDs and released 12 platinum albums since their formation in 1991. In addition to this, Anthony is also a great dad to three beautiful kids. He opens up about not ever thinking he'd be a dad, the parts of parenting he misses the most and what it's like to share the stage with his daughter. If this ep didn't give you the full Wiggles fix you wanted, Hot Potato: The Story of the Wiggles is out now on Prime Video and it's an absolutely fantastic doco. Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any Doting Dads or Mums you'd like us to interview. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.