Two Dykes And A Mic

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being close personal fans of Chloe Grace Moretz, in the Olive Garden we all fam, bisexuals being so gay, Meg the Stallion, Martha Stewart, Shawn Mendez, if Gaylor came back, Pam Anderson, late in life hotness, finding toys during a move, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Camel Hairless, a mouse fan sighting, road stories, Kenny's hole, John Proctor, past lives, gay roots, the Victoria Secret fashion show, Captain Underpants, park culture, slides burning butt cheeks, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins something! ⁠LINK This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss college loneliness, Agatha All Along, a chicken Hinge profile, how differently we experience our queerness, queer friendships, a Will and Harper review and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin Unlock Spotify ⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe⁠ Join Patreon : ⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being part of your symphony, peeing in the shower, your partner not being able to sing, vanilla boobs, Jenna and Sabrina kissing, straight people on boats, cooking vegan paella, fancy dates, and Ask a Dyke and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, boys we used to like, pick up lines, heartbreaks, JoJo's family planning and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, queer people at strip clubs, gay love, Kamala Harris, a flirty flirt Ask a Dyke, mascs being catphobic, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Los Angeles - 8/17 Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss accidental s3x toy SnapChat, online shopping, what straight people think is cheating, butches on Easter Sunday, pumpkin tits, speculating on sexuality, queer athletes, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Los Angeles - 8/17 Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wanting boyband facial hair, Nicki Minaj straight on the beach, homophobes being ugly, never knowing when your partner wants to have s3x, tits coming out, Ask a Dykes, a straight movie review, and so much more! WE DID THINK THIS WOULD BE A PRIVATE EPISODE OOPS. Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Los Angeles - 8/17 Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Caleb Hearon! They discuss roasting, Midwest queers, Christian a cappella, Missouri culture, fingering for too long, kissing, a Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @calebsaysthings @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Sex article Kenny was on about: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/12/opinion/choking-teen-sex-brain-damage.html Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin are live at Largo in Los Angeles with Beth Stelling! They discuss role playing, 69-ing too hard, CT scan drama, family planning based on astrology, rock climbing, Spice Girls, falling in love with a dancer, the short crack community, and so much more! Follow @BethStelling @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Mo Welch! They discuss Ray having special that dropped today, skullet, shave gel and the hell's patch, falling off stage, Mo finding her estranged dad, a wet and wild Ask a Dyke and so much more! Follow @MoMoWelch @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy  TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Roz Hernandez (Living for the Dead on Hulu)! They discuss moms being obsessed with they/thems, acting Blank Check rich, having a juicy ass, Megan Fox being for the gays, gay ghost hunting, a messy Ask a Dyke, a haunted Bumble Fumble, and so much more! Follow @rozhernandez @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss how to give yourself the ick, the formula for a perfect crush, prison wives, having sex with a Cancer, the lesbian gaze, outing yourself to your fitness coach, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSafety TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Shinjiro Atae! They discuss Diane Sawyer being a muff diver, lesbian birthday parties, couple names, being the first out JPop star, seeing queer people when you're closeted, writing personal music, fashion, a Love Lies Bleeding review and so much more! Follow @Shinjiroatae1126 @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelSafety @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Lauren Jauregui! They discuss family planning based on astrology, saying "eat you out" in the worst of times, Elizabeth Hurly (a per usual), private all girl's school kissing, polyamory, and so much more! Follow @LaurenJauregui @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSafety TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Ezra Michel! They discuss blowing out of panties, slowly being sent a nude on dial up internet, pooka shells, making records, building a community, sex toys being in the wrong hands, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSafety @EzraMichelMusic TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Unlock Spotify : https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Zolita! They discuss being stairmastered by Demi Moore, 69-ing on the first date, getting your rocks off, fuNking to music, dry spells and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlon TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Video versions of the podcast + hundreds of bonus episodes available on Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com