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Author: JMS & Nicole Aimée Schreiber

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A hilariously filthy Starburns Audio podcast where your favorite BFF comedians Jessica Michelle Singleton & Nicole Aimée Schreiber lose their #Nerdginity to all the $#!+ you love! Currently balls deep in Harry Potter! JMS as a lifelong HP fanatic and Nicole for the very first time. Sit back, take a sip of your butter beer, and let the magic happen!

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Its really happening. We've filthed our way to the final book of the Harry Potter Series. Voldybuns has got the band back together, we get some hot Dumby gossip, and, at last, our final dose of the Dursleys. But First: Brackets! Help us choose the next nerdy series for the girls to lose their #nerdginity to! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
This week we Run Our Filthy Mouths on Nicole's favorite hy-pet-thetical question... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
The Nerds are very sorry that they made anyone watch this movie. Warning: This film contains dangerously high levels of David Bowie's penis... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
This week we've got a double dose of David Bowie movies. First up: JMS loses her Goblin King crotch #nerdginity to "Labyrinth!" Stay tuned later this week for "The Man Who Fell to Earth" NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
The Nerds rant about "Harry Potter and the Pick Another Title Because This Movie Had Almost Nothing To Do With the Half Blood Prince" NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
Harry Potter #6 - Finale!

Harry Potter #6 - Finale!

2021-01-0601:07:58

The Nerds decide that nothing gets you wetter than a good funeral in the finale of The Half-Blood Prince! But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Fake accents... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
DumbleDora the Cave Explorer... need we say more? But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: 2021 and all the good things it probably won't bring... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
Harry Potter #6 - CH 22-24

Harry Potter #6 - CH 22-24

2020-12-3001:07:25

Harry gets lucky with Slughorn, then he gets lucky with Ginny... boo, you horcrux... But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: The year that unfortunately was. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
Harry Potter #6 - CH 19-21

Harry Potter #6 - CH 19-21

2020-12-2701:08:00

Its all right here in "Voldermort: A History" - we learn more about Voldybuns, and Nicole's clit comes to the rescue to track down Malfoy. But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Gifts! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
All good trash must come to an end - The Filthy Nerds celebrate Tayshia's love in our Bachelorette Finale We say goodbye to special guest host Leah Knauer and thank her for taking our Bachelorette #nerdginity NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter
Its Xmas time and JMS has never seen Die Hard! So take your shoes off, curls your toes, and SHOOT THE GLASS! Special guest Josh Macuga joins us to release the electromagnetic seal on Jessica's Die Hard hymen in this two part episode. Part 2 of our supersized holiday episode NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
Its Xmas time and JMS has never seen Die Hard! So take your shoes off, curls your toes, and SHOOT THE GLASS! Special guest Josh Macuga joins us to release the electromagnetic seal on Jessica's Die Hard hymen in this two part episode. Check your stocking tomorrow for Part 2 of this supersized holiday episode! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
Leah joins the Filthy Nerds as they reflect on their journey losing their #nerdginity to The Bachelorette leading into this week's season finale. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter
Harry Potter #6 - CH 16-18

Harry Potter #6 - CH 16-18

2020-12-1901:09:30

Yay! Christmas! Ugh, Percy! Foghorn Slughorn gets Foggier, but not Hornier. Meanwhile Ron gets dangerously horny,,, But first, we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Sex Ed! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
We cover both episodes in the penultimate week of our first ever season watching "The Bachelorette!" Over too soon or not soon enough? NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter
Harry Potter #6 - CH 13-15

Harry Potter #6 - CH 13-15

2020-12-1601:03:43

Baby Voldy is giving us all the red flags, everyone is getting their "snog" on, and Draco wand slaps Snape But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: "Hate Watching" NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
Harry Potter #6 - CH 10-12

Harry Potter #6 - CH 10-12

2020-12-1201:04:04

Nicole is looking Gaunt, Ron is on the road to Brown town, and Katie Bell drops it like its hot But first a Quick Bitch and a mouth full of cookie dough. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
Bennett is back and its quite the "world wind..." Also, reply to our tweets Ed! WTF? Nicole is ALL ABOUT IT. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter
Harry Potter #6 - CH 7-9

Harry Potter #6 - CH 7-9

2020-12-0901:09:34

Harry finally gets the panty dropping he deserves, Snape finally gets to hang his torture porn, and the Half Blood Prince is brewing up some good luck. But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Nicole's ultimate fetish- a man who can change a tire. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
Everyone is in mortal peril and the government is recommending how to protect yourself from dark magic. We can relate... But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: The homeless NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.
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Comments (2)

Christina Randall

They really topped the cake with this episode. What is that topping you ask? oh, just a big pile of steaming human shit.

Dec 7th
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David Zalokar

I loved this topic.

Jan 30th
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