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Author: JMS & Nicole Aimée Schreiber

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A hilariously filthy Starburns Audio podcast where your favorite BFF comedians Jessica Michelle Singleton & Nicole Aimée Schreiber lose their #Nerdginity to all the $#!+ you love! This season we have graduated from Hogwarts and will be getting down and dirty studying archaeology with Indiana Jones before diving p*ssy first into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Get access to exclusive bonus content like live episodes, Q+As, and merchandise by subscribing to our Patreon at Patreon.com/TwoFilthyNerds

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We say goodbye to Dr. Jones, graduate from the Marshall College School of Archeology, and prepare for our interneship at Stark Industries Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Its Two... Filthy... Turds! And we're Running Our Filthy Mouths about our favorite subject: Poop! We love it, everyone does it, and we have some super secret tips for all your poop emergencies. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
There are a lot of things people in L.A. and Austin will never agree on, But everyone can agree that new motto for America should be: "Suck Dick, Eat Queso!" We're Running Our Filthy Mouths on Austin vs L.A. - the BBQ, the masks, and the sweet sweet queso. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Part 2 of our last Indiana Jones adventure starts now! JMS and Nicole are Crystal Skull virgins no more! After all the face melting, heart ripping, eternal life giving adventures, people seem to think THIS movie "goes too far..." Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
JMS is all moved in, Nicole is gearing up for her new "roomy," and Buddy had a bad day... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We're back to talk about a movie that most Indiana Jones fans pretend doesn't exist. That's right, its "Indiana Jones and the Wild Atomic Bomb Alien Adventure" ... also called "The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and you know what.... WE LIKED IT! Fight Us. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Today we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Nicole not watching the Oscars and JMS telling her everything she did NOT miss... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nazis... We hate these guys... and we can't "let it go" ...Its part two of The Last Crusade! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We're putting our archeology hats back on for the third (and some say best) Indiana Jones film. So grab your treasure maps and remember: X never marks the spot. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We're back with part 2 of "Temple of Doom" where the nerds teach all our male listeners a very important lesson about not double honking women's breasts. So hit the freezer, grab your chilled monkey brains, and enjoy more bugs, flaming hearts and casual 1980's racism than you can shake a torch at. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We continue our Indiana Jones series with the first of two episodes on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which is also what JMS calls her... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Don't start the game on third base then claim you hit a home run, today we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Privileged "Self Made" Celebrities Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We're back with part 2 of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and its jam packed with more of our favorite things: alcoholics, borderline racism, and adorable Nazi monkeys! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nicole and JMS are hot for teacher in the first installment of our Indiana Jones series. Join JMS as she prepares her temple of doom to receive Dr. Jones' golden idol for the first time while Nicole relives one of her favorite movie franchises. We're no strangers to navigating giant balls, but even Hagrid's adventures with Aragog couldn't prepare us for Alfred Molina being covered in live tarantulas... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This season we have graduated from Hogwarts and begin classes with Dr. Indiana Jones at Marshall college! But fear not, even though we are older and wiser, we're still as filthy as ever. Enjoy this preview episode as we gear up for "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark" later this week. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Revisit the finale of the Harry Potter movie series. Yes, the books were ALL better, but we still enjoyed these last two movies including the weird naked Harry and Hermione sexual tension and the disappointing lack of Nicole's last spit roast daddy standing- professor Lupin. So enjoy this last rebroadcast as we graduate from Hogwarts and prepare to move to the archaeology department at Marshall College to study under Dr. Indiana Jones. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Why was this movie even called The Half Blood Prince? There's barely a mention of the Half Blood Prince. This was by far the most disappointing of the films. Extra Luna, Yay! Less Tonks, Boo... And NO Moaning Myrtle? This movie is as useless as the writers randomly burning the Burrow. The Book Was Better. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The movies start to hit their stride! This was Nicole's favorite book AND movie (at the time.) But we could have used more God Daddy, so, "The Book Was Better" NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Why wasn't this TWO MOVIES??? Its twice as long as book seven! This movie was just the tip. No Dobby, AKA Nicole's clit. No WINKY!? Obviously... "The Book Was Better." NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Its movie number three... its getting a little darker... its a good movie... but "The Book Was Better." NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Christina Randall

They really topped the cake with this episode. What is that topping you ask? oh, just a big pile of steaming human shit.

Dec 7th
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David Zalokar

I loved this topic.

Jan 30th
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