Two Freaks Notice

A weekly minisode where we pull you for a chat on who cried, who vibed, and who was pied on Love Island Season 9!

A weekly minisode where we pull you for a chat on who cried, who vibed, and who was pied on Love Island Season 9!

A weekly minisode where we pull you for a chat on who cried, who vibed and who was pied on Love Island Season 9! Episodes 1 to 18

A weekly minisode where we pull you for a chat on who cried, who vibed, and who was pied on Love Island Season 9!

are teenagers still asking their older sisters to straighten their hair for them for civvies day? Let us know.

we share our best insights on how to make all sorts of different gatherings successful, like bringing a sharp knife in a dish towel to a picnic, offering your conference guests cash instead of ugly notebooks, and knowing the difference between bullying and banter at a games night.

Stop scurrying. This week we push the limits on how long the Housekeeping section can be (to great success?!), try to remember the name of the daughter in Absolutely Fabulous, and discuss whether or not Sitaara is too fast and loose with using the word 'icon' (spoiler: she is, no shade to Freddie Prinze Jr. intended).

gargoyles: bring them back?

an hour long bid for the producers of Come Dine With Me Celebrity South Africa and/or The Amazing Race (again, the celebrity version) to book us.

we revisit the big moments of 2022, from ditching COVID masks to that one time we went to Kirstenbosch to draw together, no highlight goes untouched

This week, the girls are bringing you a full episode of housekeeping! That's because they live interesting and exciting lives and just happened to chitter chatter about them for almost an hour! They're saving the rest of the episode for next week so don't worry, no material is going to waste. Happy holidays!Subscribe to our YouTube channel and follow us @twofreaksnotice on Instagram and TikTok.

This week, the girls are freaking out about property. And by freaking out, I mean in the negative way because it's stressful, guys!It's December and literally everyone is a tourist which just sounds like rent increase to me. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @twofreaksnotice and watch us on Youtube because we need to start making money from this for the rent thing!!

Lucky packets, when last? And why do they always have at least one really terrible thing in them? This week, the girls aren't freaking out about Lucky Packets but they're using the term to sort of sum up what they are freaking out about which is a mixed bag of topics that you submitted! They're talking cheese and other things too!Instagram, Tiktok and Youtube are waiting for you @twofreaksnotice.

Calling all fashion-styling inclined woodland creatures! This week, the girls are talking about Disney. They talk Disneyland (and world) and whether they'd go there on their own dime. They talk Disney adults and think hmmm but it's okay. Most importantly, they talk about what is going on in the down theres of the the folks of Atlantica. Also, who the hell set Sitaara's mom's engine on fire? Find us on Youtube, TikTok and Instagram at @twofreaksnotice.

For real guys, when faced with the modern marvel that is CrunchitaTM, it really is hard for us to grab the kale off the shelf next to it even though it does have more [nutrient name] in it. This week, the girls are talking about "being healthy" (and they *know* that there is no one way etc etc). They're chatting about the things we are told are both healthy and cheese cake at the same time and also is it ethical to sneak boiled egg into someone's chocolate mousse or tofu into a dessert tart? That's kind of all I have to say rn about this week's episode. Rather just listen to it! Or even watch it because we've got the YouTube channel going. Cool! @twofreaksnotice on TikTok and Instagram for more :)

XD, 0_o and :P have entered the chat because this week, the girls are talking cringe! Hey, we're all guilty of it and also, so often, cringe can set you free. Ever heard of climbing cringe mountain? All the people brave enough to do it are now millionaires so there is that. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @twofreaksnoticeAlso SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Hello, not much to say here today [looks knowingly and Sitaara gestures with her left hand, ring finger glinting]Nothing much to ask [gestures at our opens phones that are showing we following the @twofreaksnotice on Instagram and TikTok and then we nod to suggest you do the same].[Put in our earphone in as if to say, "please stop talking to me and you should probably also start listening to the episode]

Cough coughHey, that wasn't just to get your attention, it was also to publically announce illness!This week the girls are talking about being sick, sick days, and sick tricks that they can do on their bmx bikes. That's right, Andie and Sitaara are mad bike-heads and no one knew! There really is no stopping them when they start talking about bmx. This episode was actually 2hr45m but we had to cut most of the bmx talk.

This weeks the girls are chatting about mistakes and how they help you grow, teach you how to clean rust of the bottom of your pool and call it quits on your relationship if your partner intentionally breaks something expensive of yours (hopefully! That isn't acceptable behaviour and you're literally better than that). Tune in or make more mistakes. Comment and then also follow us on @twofreaksnotice on TikTok and Instagram

This week the girls are noticing those things all around your house and they're called objects (pets NOT included guys, come on those are living creatures). What would you save from a fire? Should it be your ukelele? Do you need a shoe horn that is longer than usual? Do you need a shoe horn? All these questions and the girls give you answers. Follow us, comment etc!! @twofreaksnotice