Two Guys One Mic

Two guys with poor standards bring you a talk show that will leave you questioning your moral values. Since 2008, Jersey John & The PHAT Man have been making babies cry and teaching old people what a Rusty Trombone really is! This is the perfect learning tool for your children to become the most productive homeless people ever!

S3E1: “Fake Names, Crossbows & Too Much Mail”

We’re kicking off Season 3 the one way we know how: a month into the new year with the strangest news stories you’ve missed in our absence! This time around […]

02-17
53:04

S2E16: “Don’t F##K With Willie Murphy”

Happy Post Thanksgiving! We’re back with more stories to share and news you missed while you were exiled to the kids table during the holidays! This time around a man […]

12-05
59:58

S2E15: “Brawling Judges, Eating Challenges & Toe Whiskey”

We’re into the holiday season and what could be better than kicking back with your favorite internet duo! This episode we discuss a strange UK traffic detour, a vacation paradise […]

11-24
01:13:45

S2E14: “Aggressive Flatulence, Bear Fights & Camel Nuts”

This time around we discuss the epic purchase of a unique piece of artwork, what happens when you don’t control your gas, an unusual burglary and what happens when a […]

10-10
01:00:43

S2E13: “Irradiated Snakes, Vegan Neighbors & Werewolf Babies”

This time around we update listeners on the elusive Bigfoot, a strange find in a stolen vehicle, why jogging in a cemetery is never a good idea, a mouse’s untimely […]

10-02
55:58

S2E12: “Dank Gulls, Flaming Hornets & Evil Sex Robots”

Welcome back to another jam-packed episode with news you missed living your presumably normal adult life. This time around we discuss the dangers of dog walks in Australia, a seagull […]

09-24
51:34

S2E11: “Low Key Stabs, Mystery Mimes & Waking Up at Your Own Funeral”

As per usual, the title of our episode speaks for itself! Filled with ridiculous stories while you were living your best life, we recap the craziness of the world the […]

07-30
01:00:25

S2E10: “Glittery Horse Lube, Smashed Judges & Jumped Bridges”

Episode 10 is jam-packed with ridiculous news from around the world, brought to you only way two friends with poor moral standards can! Death-(not)defying heights, bizarre robberies and what the […]

06-19
55:32

S2E9: “Public Poops, Grease Thieves and Phantom Potatoes”

We’re back yet again with news you missed while you were pretending to be a functioning member of society. This time around we we discuss poor gun control, video game […]

06-04
55:36

S2E8: “Police raids, Naked Russians & Sword-wielding Skateboarders”

Another week brings another episode filled with bizarre stories from around the world! Remember you can follow us on Facebook and Twitter for more in your face ridiculousness! Until next […]

04-19
53:14

S2E7: “Naked mannequins make for passive-aggressive neighbors.”

Welcome back to another episode jam-pack with news you missed while living your mundane life. This time around we talk about a crematorium that goes up in flames, a burglar […]

03-26
01:00:43

S2E6: “Measles, Sauce Packets & RPGs”

This time around we bring you news stories stupid enough to lower your IQ but encouraging enough to make you feel better about your life. Ill-fated speed bumps, how a […]

03-09
01:03:33

S2E5: “Sex robots are riskier than you think.”

This time around we meander the news landscape where porn projected onto a garage and a Cheez-Its hostage standoff aren’t the strangest stories we cover. We also bring you more […]

02-18
54:27

S2E4: “Food as weaponry is super effective!”

This time around we talk about the few times delicious treats have been used for good and evil in the news, the potential for meth-addled bears to be roaming the […]

02-08
01:11:21

S2E3: “Wally the emotional support alligator is a pretty chill dude.”

Ever wonder what its like to find a hand grenade while fishing or the likeliness of meeting a compassionate carjacker? We have all of this and more in store for […]

02-02
01:04:17

S2E2: “Frozen Eagles, Carjack Tacos & Cocaine Cremations”

We’re off to the races with another barrage of intense and utterly insane news to keep your mind off your shitty job and nonexistent love life! This time around we […]

01-25
01:12:21

S2E1: “Back to Basics”

It’s been the better part of a year but we’re back! As is our specialty, we have a fuck load of stories to show you that your existence doesn’t suck […]

01-10
01:08:15

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