Two Jews and a Wannabe

We're back! Well, not quite. Just the wannabe. I update our fair listeners on the upcoming show, do a bit of catching up and LOTS of fucking up. I would just like to apologize in advance for the poor quality, stumbling, mumbling, trailing off and general shittyness of this small un-podcast. Our podcasting compatriots: ww.threeamigospodcast.blogspot.com This week we have the love Alias alum Melissa George. She'll make it all better.

Part Deux! Comments, criticism, praise for Peaches can be sent to twojewsandawannabe@podomatic.com A bit of art for our loyal listeners! It's La Jettee by Dufy.

Whee! Sorry about the delay, folks, we're back with a double dose of Two Jews and a Wannabe craziness. Well, one episode and a bit. We have a wonderful bonus guest caster to make up for the lack of shows: Reina! Morrie's too-cool-for-school roommate. Enjoy, folks and don't forget to comment, e-mail or send a message via carrier pigeon our way! This week in photos, the sex-ay Diane Lane...who kind of had a comeback. Well, whatever, she's tasty. Enjoy

Okay, so LEAH'S BACK OMIFUCKINGGODYAY! So, we started with a theme and... it descended into chaos, as usual. Whatever, we finally got some shoutouts in. Yay! Enjoy. This week is a sexy photo of an Italian doing it better, just for you, Dach. THE Gilmore Girls podcast to listen to: http://gilmoregirlfanpodcast.podomatic.com/

Hel-lo, Ev-ery-body! (Hello, Dr. Nick!) We're finally back after an extended leave of absence, so dry your tears and fire up iTunes! Wheee! This episode we talk about a very special Canadian show, some Canadian actors and music (thanks, Tin!) more craziness at The Embassy. To celebrate our return, a particularly boob-tacular picture of Ms. Beals because...drool...

Hey ladies and gents (and gender queers)! This episode has quite the range of topics: driving, labour laws, Bush's presidential campaign and uh, Annie. Enjoy, folks! This week in photos, the sex-ay Borat (aka Sasha Baron Cohen). He's a superstar.

Oy vey. Interesting episode this time, folks! The 90210 gang in North Korea, the Dresden Dolls concert and girls and guys at the glee club, er, gay club. This week in pictures: my not so sex-ay cartoon.

By some miracle, it took Morrie and I (I was about to type "me and Morrie" but I knew she'd yell at me) a little over 26 minutes to answer 11 pretty straightforward questions courtesy Chazza (who's awesome and we love. CHECK OUT HER AMAZING EFFIN' SHOW! SEE THE LINK). We cover everything from booze to noj-ing and how we met. In the Aussie (-Aussie-Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!) spirit, we have a picture of the divine Simon Baker. Drooooooooool...

Self-explanatory, no? Special thanks to the ladies of the Planet Cast boards for the bright ideas of Who'd You Rather (a.k.a. Pick a Fuck). Anyway, this is the fourth time I've tried to post this episode, so I'll be back later to give a proper episode summary (it's best to let the frustration fade, I suppose). This week in sex-ay photos we have a repeat: Ms. Jennifer Beals. Because, ladies and gentlemen, what's sexier than smart, gorgeous and gay-friendly?

WE MISS LEAH!!!! Between bouts of missing Leah, we talk about a poorly organized coffee shop owner and...other stuff that isn't immediately leaping to mind. Anyway, in honour of our camp-y BFF, a picture of the sex-ay three musketeers.

Hey listeners! This is our first episode with a guest-caster, Becca, Leah's pal from the camp she's leaving us for! Yes, that's right, she's off to counsel young campers, schmooze and have a fab time with the other staffers. Sigh. She'll stay in touch with us, though, e-mailing us weekly-ish to put in her two cents for the cast. This episode we touch on camp, Darfur and more camp! In honour of Becca's relocation to California, the New York state flag...'cause she misses it.

Hello, loyal and patient listeners. I'm just going to apologize right now for that episode title. Luckily, it pretty much says it all in the way of what we chat about...oh yeah, except for THE TRAGICALLY HIP CONCERT OMIGOD GORD IS HOT AND AMAAAAAAZING. That's what Leah would say at the mention of The Hip concert. So, in her honour, a picture of the wonderfully talented, wonderfully Canadian Gord effin' Downie. P.S. OUR FIRST LISTENER POLL!!! Jolly ranchers: Sweet or Sour? Comment below.

Just in case, I've posted this episode for the second damn time. Sigh.

Hey Listeners! Finally, a new episode is up, not just a crappy-ass message saying that a new episode is upcoming. THANKS TO ALL OF OUR FAB LISTENERS, WE HEART YOU ALL...even the silent ones, because you guys rock too! So this is the first episode we recorded knowing someone was going to hear it, and we just recorded it. Just now. Seriously. Morri and Leahm just left my house less than ten minutes ago. This is our first one with shoutouts and all that good stuff. And stories. Many, many stories. Anyway, since I love putting up the podcast and doing the geek-work, I get to pick the pics. This episode--for Leah--we have some of the handsome and talented Dave Mathews.

Hey bi-otches! Adam, here's your shoutout. We totally heart you. Chazza, just saw you comment previous to posting and thank you for officially being our second known fan (aka not just an anonymous listener...but we still love our anonymous listeners!). I believe I speak on behalf of the group when I say we heart you. I do a horrible partial-rendition of Yesterday by The Beatles. Great band, bad singing, which is great for you guys in order to laugh at my embarrassing moments...of which there are many. Anyway, this week in photo-land: Bill Curtis, the sex-ay host of Investigative Reports and American Justice.

Hey, you cheeky wee monkeys! There's another episode up for your listening pleasure and we chat about hockey camp, pride paper and kd lang. And remember children, don't eat the yellow snow! This pod's picture: The sex-ay (and half-nekkid) Ryan Reynolds.

Our first full podcast as the trio! We recorded some podcasts previous to finding this beautiful site and this is one of 'em! Leah, Morri and I (aka Stacey, the master poster) talk about everything from breastfeeding to the Moffatts! Enjoy! Oh, and since I posted this bitch, I get to pick the picture! This week: The sex-ay Jennifer Beals.