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Jurors! For some reason, the last 45 seconds of this week's episode was cut off. We are re-uploading from the beginning of the Sutton/Kyle interaction in case you'd like to hear us finish our thoughts. We are blaming Mercury being in Gatorade (TM Brittany Cartwright) but apologies nonetheless for not finishing the first time around. We love you!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
How is a Bravo fan supposed to live in a week with all of these episodes and all of the news?! Weddings, breakups, Bravo upfronts, Dubai and Southern Charm trailers--how could they do this to us question mark?! We wrap up both Summer House and RHONJ reunions: is Amanda jealous of Lindsay? Will Bravo listen to us and bring back the same exact cast? Alex had more speaking time in his reunion than Traci even appearing in the RHONJ one. Is Luis a wordsmith? Did Andy make his dinner reservation? Will this cast remain the same?! RHOA had us laughing so hard at Brooklyn’s $10-$15k tea party. From BJs in the locker room, people not paying their bills, to Anthony outing husbands, to Julie making an absolute scene: WE ARE AT A CHILDRENS BIRTHDAY PARTY!In Beverly Hills we meet our newest housewife, Diana, at Harry Hamlin’s bolognese dinner slash fake 70th birthday party. Sutton brings receipts to the party and Rinna brings a character witness. Garcelle is as loyal as they come but can Kyle talk some sense into Sutton or is she warranted in her reaction towards Dorit? Also can we get a pancake crepe cake please?! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
The new season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We got chills as Dorit recounts the night of October 27th, when she was held at gunpoint and robbed with her children in her home. Seeing the video footage was horrifying. We can’t help but be impressed by how she handled the situation and the strength she showed for her family. The Bubbas reuniting on camera at Kyle’s house felt like true love. We were stunned by Sutton's reaction and not being able to process it. Who is talking about dating and immigration while this is going on? Will she be the villain this season? Garcelle works out with Erika, who can’t remember ordering Taco Bell, and tells Bravo to do their due diligence because her cases have been dismissed. But... have they? And honestly... we all need a hype man like Rinna! We have missed the ladies of the 90210 (and the actual zip codes that they live in)--come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
What is going on with Paige and Lindsay? Whose side is everyone on? The Bravo fandom seems split down the middle 50/50 as well as the cast of Summer House. Did Paige take a low blow at Carl? Did Alex gain another season comparing Austen to a Honda Civic? We were confused if we were watching The Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars, or RHOA while Ralph took Drew on a date to his tailor shop. We must save Drew! She is deep on the tumble dry cycle and has lost too many socks with that maniac (or did the therapist say manic?)! We did appreciate Todd and Ross calling him out using the "I'm a man" excuse. Kenya finally got to see a completed Chateau Sheree and let her know she is sharing an assistant with Drew. We couldn't be happier seeing Marlo take her Munty duties seriously and create memories of baby prom with her nephews. Is Todd going to move to New Jersey? At the RHONJ reunion, Jen reigned supreme, Teresa let us know she's the fairest of them all, Dolo gets giddy when Paul calls and surprisingly--Joe didn't quit! Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We are back for the second time this week, did you miss us? We talk about the Met Gala and talk some of our favorite looks. Mary breaks down some of the infamous lines from the RHUGT Ex-Wives cast members and we on the spot give you the ABC's of Bravo (yes, we know, some need workshopping!) We finally get to see the wedding we’ve all been waiting for: Wedding Impossible! Not even having Covid two weeks before could stop these two. Amanda promises to wear mascara and empty the dishwasher and Kyle promises to continue to be himself. The New Jersey reunion came with boxing gloves: everyone was ready to fight. Dolores called Jennifer disgusting, Tre thinks people function better when they are high, Melissa should have waited for Tre to give birth before having a wedding and as retaliation won't be in Tre's wedding. Will Andy convince Tre to get a prenup? Has Joe, the 7th housewife, really quit? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
The ladies of RHOA are back in action with an amazing Season 14 premiere. Marlo finally has her peach and gives us the first event of the season showing off her Le'Archive collection. We are introduced to Sanya, who jumped right in to the fold. She may be our new favorite! Do the editors like Drew? Feels like they are here to embarrass her. Should they just DROP it? Ralph is also the worst--will you buy his book? Sheree and Tyrone are finally able to be together on the outside but are practicing abstinence. That should go well. Kenya seems to be in a happier place, dancing her way to elimination, but back in time to stir the pot. Kandi is back to secure the bag and ask all the questions the audience needs answers to (you better run, Ralph!). Did anyone miss Porsha or Cynthia? We loved this premiere and can't wait for the rest of the season! Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Bless whoever at Bravo decided to make the RHOC reunion only two parts. We learned nothing and we could have easily skipped these two episodes. The amount of time we spend discussing this is equivalent to Dr. Jen's amount of speaking time at the reunion. Team Shannon! All we know is it's time for RHOC Legacy and to create RHOLaguna Beach. As controversial as this may be, we are both Team Kyle. Is Amanda a supportive partner? Or is Carl the real support that Kyle needs? We have to give credit to Prom and Jessica McClintock for bringing Carlito and Hubbhouse together. Watching them exchange notes like school kids made our hearts melt! In New Jersey, we see the real Luis and his two dozen red flags, although we can appreciate him asking Joe for his blessing to marry his sister (or is this textbook to say and do all the right things too?!). Will Marge and Tre be able to make up? Now this is a reunion we cannot wait to watch! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
TJG: Summer House & RHONJ

TJG: Summer House & RHONJ

2022-04-2101:47:58

This week we deep dive Summer House and even give our own taglines to each cast member, including Alex. We wonder if Amanda’s dad works in Finance and if he could balance our checkbooks and handle our taxes. Did you know that Kyle has a little bit more substantial sh*t going on besides deciding what he is wearing to prom?! That dinner was a wild ride with 100 different things going on. We take a bit of a left turn and talk about the Abercrombie & Fitch doc, the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial and the Blac Chyna civil suit against the Kardashians. Jumping back into Bravo, we go back to Nashville and defend why we want Tre to have her own spinoff. What would you do if you were on a boat and saw the NJ men? We have two different answers but we'd definitely want to party with them. Tre proved again that she doesn't know how to apologize and Jackie made the best statement saying that Teresa controls the temperature of the night. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We wrap up RHOC Season 16 with the Rack and Roll party that was as bad as the women singing. We watched Emily not renew her vows and learned about Shannon’s Core Four. Does Shannon lives rent free in Gina’s head? What is the future of the Orange County franchise? In Summer House, we hit a beach bonfire with Lindsay’s flavor of the week, Ahmed, who activates her by not coming back to the house afterwards. In the party bus, we find out Andrea has a big eggplant, Danielle is saving her butt for marriage, and Paige would move to Charleston. At the winery, Amanda asks Lindsay if she is covering something up but Lindsay says she is having the best summer of her life! In New Jersey, we finally see Tre’s new home and Luis is love bombing us all with that stone. But Bella the dog tells us all we need to know... We head to Nashville, where Tre is convinced Marge is talking to the bloggers and she isn’t going to let that f*cking whore, disgusting piece of white trash b*tch get away with it. Whose side are you on? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We had a late release as we were waiting to talk all about the RHOBH trailer! We got chills and maybe one of us shed a tear. In Orange County the pretend bears were more welcomed than Noella. Is Gina rude? Does Jen parrot Heather? Was this a good season? We also deep dive Summer House and can’t help but think Ciara got off easy after the red wine fight. Does Lindsay have any remorse? And seriously, where is Alex? In New Jersey, Tre wasn’t invited to Marge Sr.'s 75th birthday, but Joe Gorga was seated at the Horny Hungarians table and made amends with Bill. Now he just needs a tattoo of “Bill's B*tch“ on his butt. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher and anywhere you can listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Congratulations to our 2022 March MANness winners: Andrea Denver and Luke Gulberson. We especially enjoyed their acceptance speeches and we hope you did too! In the Hamptons, we get a taste of Italy that comes with red wine in the face and broken wine glasses. Are you Team Ciara, Team Lindsay, or Team Nobody? Are Mya and Oliver still dating? Should couples get a prenup? We were disheartened when we saw our precious baby angel Andrea crying. In New Jersey, Marge won’t wear Tre’s leggings, Gia wants to play with the big girls, and Jennifer told Bill she will take half his money and have a second margarita. In Aspen, we wonder why would Heather bring up the pushing incident? Are you Team Noella or Team Heather? And what does Emily know about it? Also, who are the seven men Dr. Jen was engaged to? Did she have a wild life before her current one? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We are back, people! Who will be the winner of March MANness 2022?! We will know in just a few days time! This week we deep dive HubbHouse's birthday party! How can you not love an episode that is over the course of one night? Austen needs to pack his bags back to Charleston because he isn’t being a very polite houseguest, slamming doors on Paige, making out with multiple women, and gaslighting the entire house. Ciara is too blinded by love to see what Austen is doing while Lindsay couldn't care less. Everyone needs a hype man like Danielle in their lives, who will both offer to defend you and figure out the root of the issue. At the end of the night, Luciano was the real birthday gift for Lindsay and none for Austen Kroll. In New Jersey, we could see Jen’s raw pain and Marge showed remorse and that she could possibly ruin a family. She will also tell all of New Jersey the gossip over sugary iced coffee (with Snickers CoffeeMate). Tre is coming in hot for Traci and Marge at what she thinks is the dumbest thing ever: blindfolded tree climbing. Will she push Marge down in the mulch? To Be Continued... Is anyone watching OC still? What is Shannon jealous of? Did we really need Heather to come back? Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
March MANness is here! With Selection Sunday upon us, we break down the bracket and seeding, chosen by YOU! Will there be any upsets? Will this be the year Craig goes all the way? Will it be a Summer House Threepeat? The first round brings some tough matchups that could really go either way. And don't you worry--once the 2022 winner is chosen, we'll have our Hot Hall of Fame bracket for previous winners to battle it out! Voting starts Thursday on our Instagram stories and the bracket is available for you to fill out NOW. We can't wait to see who you choose as Bravo's Hottest Man for 2022!Fill out your bracket here. Photos are linked there as well. IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Don’t forget to pick who the Top 64 men are for March Menness (yes, we are rebranding), as Selection Sunday is just a few days away! This week we discuss why the Summer House ladies are fighting over Austen, where is Alex, and why aren’t people into Luke? Lisa Barlow was crucified in Part 2 of the RHOSLC reunion as Meredith used her lawyer skills while Lisa continues to try to talk to everyone off camera. Don’t worry, Courtney is loyal, and continues to defend LB till the end of time. In Orange County, we finally understand why Heather is so fancy, watch Shannon remove her Spanx but keep her chef hat on while trying to skinny dip (is this in order to keep her orange?), and still wonder why Dr. Jen is staying with her husband? In New Jersey, the WolfPack is sticking together and trying to take down Bill. Should Bill admit that Jen is a bad person? Is this the most we’ve ever heard Evan talk? Are you a Mary and Team Gorga or are you a Courtney and Team Aydin? Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
It is March! And you know what that means: the best time of the year is upon us! We can't wait for March Madness and see who you all vote for as the Hottest Bravoleb! (Next week you will choose who makes the Top 64 so get ready!) We discuss Summer House and Bravo's First Couple (TM Andy) Lindsay and Carl. We were impressed how the women handled Amanda's intervention but unimpressed by Craig hanging up on Paige. Hopefully all is well on the relationship front. RHOSLC had Part One of their reunion and we wonder why Heather is going after Baby Gorgeous LB so often. Clearly she's no Good Time Girl. Was Meredith being truthful in discussing her behavior all season? Will Mary see her while in Park City this weekend!? Or any of the SLC ladies? Down the shore, the NJ ladies are still in their alliances. Which would you rather be a part of: Team Marge Jackie Melissa or Team Jen Tre Dolores? Why does Bill refuse to stand up for his wife? Is Frank a liar? Is Joe a baby bitch girl? Does Luis speak to Teresa like a dog? We've really been enjoying RHOC this season. Does Shannon have any friends? Is Heather on the show strictly to get a spin-off with her perfect life? Are you on Dr. Jen's side or Ryne's? Is the wine really really really good?! Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
TJG: RHOSLC Season 2 Finale!

TJG: RHOSLC Season 2 Finale!

2022-02-2101:10:501

TJG is together in Huntington Beach! We debrief the RHOSLC finale and chat all things Whitney seducing Justin and making us feel uncomfortable, Lisa and her Saved by the Bell Vida Food Court chic 80/90s party (what was your favorite food court resto?), Jen Shah hiring movers and acknowledging she may be experiencing some of her last moments with fam, Jennie throwing a glass at Mary, Mary calling Jennie an ant, funerals being fun, and Meredith dangling who else had an affair: SPILL THE TEA MEREDITH! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Did you miss us? We missed you! We spend about 40 minutes catching up on all things Bravo: what’s happening with Kathy Hilton, Jen Shah’s trial, and it’s snowing in Pasadena! We commend Summer House this week for having a very serious conversation and doing it with grace. We don't love that Kyle seems to never buy Amanda gifts... We saw another side to Alex, and we are really liking him. In New Jersey, we talk about our feelings with Purple Luis, Jackie has an honest and vulnerable conversation about her eating issues, and is it possible that Dolores could have slept with Joe Gorga? Above all that though, don't question what type of friendships Dolores has: "What are you gonna do about it?” In RHOC, Shannon hosts a mid day lunch where we learn about microdosing weed, Emily goes Hulk on Noella, and Jen tells us about Ryne walking up the hill. We loved watching Heather's relationship with her family and hearing Kat share her story. Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
TJG: Ep256: RHOSLC

TJG: Ep256: RHOSLC

2022-02-0752:00

We are coming to you early this week with our RHOSLC recap. Is Zion the best cast trip of all time? Lisa Barlow becomes unhinged, security is brought in, and Jen Shah wants her popcorn for it. Does Meredith need to say what day her father's memorial was? Is “what if I said I don’t believe you haven’t talk to your father” as bad as “what if I said Gia does coke”? Remember, analogies don’t work on housewives. And apparently you can hire a private investigator to figure it out. Is Whitney a good detective? When will Heather and Lisa (Leather) finally team up? Will Meredith and Lisa ever be friends again? Will Jen join Mary's church? We will truly miss this iconic season of Housewives! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We head back to the Hamptons to see our Craigy gaslight Paige and call Lindsay a loser (this will get you second place in March Madness, Craig--watch it!), find out why Kyle feels $4 million of pressure, and wonder how Alex got casted (he does have nice abs). In RHOC, we are still in Cabo and watching Noella pass out, get accused of giving teens porn, and can’t admit she is wrong. Do we like when the men get together? Do these husbands/boyfriends have anything in common? Does Terry own anything else besides a leather jacket? We thought Jen Shah’s arrest was the best episode of all time but this episode of RHOSLC surpassed it! Between Whitney trying to figure out Meredith’s dad's memorial, Mary unapologetically saying she doesn’t like Jenny, Mary telling Heather she doesn’t have a husband, Heather saying Mary is married to her step granddaddy, and Lisa Barlow calling Meredith all the names in the world and mentioning her NY sex life while Seth can't keep a job so they can’t own a house: we really got it all! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHONJ is back, baby! Teresa is in love and moving in with Louis. Her girls aren't happy with Joe Gorga and the things he's said about their father. Is he the bad guy?! Jennifer has made up with her mother, but will she make up with the girls? The big talk is about a video Louis recorded at some point on a men's retreat. Why were they all shirtless? How did the receiver of this video take it? Should Teresa and Louis address it with the group? Teresa hosts a Sexy Pool Party where Marge and Jen get into it and Bill's affair gets brought up. It wasn't with the office manager, it was with the pharmaceutical rep! GET IT RIGHT, MARGE! This looks to be a promising season and we can't wait! Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Megan Good

the discrepancy of volume between the girls' audio is straight up murdering my ear drums lately

Feb 12th
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Lynne Bailey-Slayden

Aubry O'Day was on Dance Moms a couple times.

Nov 6th
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Lynne Bailey-Slayden

Just subscribed to your podcast. Ya'll are too too crazy! Enjoyed myself so much! Great fun!

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Lisa Shipley

driving with my Daughter to see family and she says "Mom, look a train" and I yelled Kelly Dodd....thanks Mary!!

Oct 2nd
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Lisa Shipley

I love Comic Sans but I am old. LOL

Sep 6th
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Jaynie W

boring AF... horrible podcast

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Jessica Kerr

This is terrible

Oct 17th
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