Two Judgey Girls

Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! We chat on which housewives we would want at our table for Thanksgiving plus recaps of Potomac and Salt Lake City. We get to celebrate Wendy’s kids First Holy Communion, watch Ashley take back the rumors she’s already spread, and Robyn feel bad for people spending their precious time on her boring life (is this play about us?!). In Salt Lake City, we see and Angie try to reconnect with Shawn, we celebrate Pioneer Day (bonnets and all), and we watch Monica shut down. Are you on Monica's side or everybody else's? We are thankful to all our loyal listeners! As always, come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guess what? We're back! We discuss our dinner tonight plus Beverly Hills! The ladies continue their adventures in Vegas with $6k cowboy hats, elevator fights, and so much more. Erika is a breath of fresh air without Lisa Rinna this season and is truly shining. We watch Sutton make a hefty cocktail at 1pm. We wonder if Dorit and Pkayyyy are trying to get Mo and Kyle to admit to separating? Kyle is giving us a lot this season--including examples of Sutton becoming unhinged. NAME 'EM! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we go to Ashley’s coastal chic housewarming party where she stirs the pot and changes new housewife Nneka's words around (it was the tequila!). The women immediately the love her and we couldn't help but wonder: how are Wendy and Candiace going to film with these alliances? Juan continues to mumble and tell Robyn he doesn’t care and we get to see sweet Uncle Lump…who didn't know Ashley went to the Bahamas with Michael. Will they ever get a divorce? In Salt Lake City, Lisa Barlow opens for Heather’s Bad Mormon book party (Summer Mary has been moved to listen to the audio version this week) and she and Lisa seem to finally understand each other. Move over Bad Weather because we have the GAY BAR! Mary and Willy Wonka have us over for crackers, Seth and Meredith attempt a podcast, and Grandma LD returns the car! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you had enough of us this week or is it not enough at all!? With the release of HubbHouse on Viall Files, we had to listen and hear her side of the story. We chat about what was said, how she found out and all the in between. We also chat RHOBH, with such a silly episode. Truth be told, there is a lightness about this season with a certain cast member missing. Now these women truly can be their authentic selves. Like Sutton, who is showing us her true colors of a rich Southern Belle. Why can't she get the second date? She had a full breakdown over pants and integrity. But don't worry, she's kinky! Do you listen to music while you get it on? Or is it lights off in silence!?(Apologies for the random silence during this part as we were laughing WAY too hard...) Come judge with us!A very happy birthday to the one and only, Summer Mary!!!!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mary made it to BravoCon! Find out how she made it happen plus her full breakdown and all the Bravolebs she met! Plus we get a super-sized episode of RHOSLC where we manage to still defend Queen Barlow, explain why Heather is so obsessed with Lisa, question Whitney giving her 13 year old a golf cart, and watch Monica use her street smarts. Where the hell is Meredith!? Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Season 8 premiere of Potomac is upon us! Did the producers tell these women to shape up or ship out?! Robyn is addressing all of the "incidents" with Juan that she hid last season. What does Robyn want to do? Juan is just a nice guy. He helps those in need, with hotel rooms, washing jerseys and getting pedicures. Ashley is basically admitting to being a gold digger and her kids seem to be in great shape, Gizelle and Jason are... something, and Mia and Gordon are in a very "small" house. Candiace needs MONEY honey to pay for this tour. We barely saw Karen or Wendy and we didn't even meet the newbie! More Happy Eddie, less Too Nice Juan. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SO MUCH NEW CONTENT!!! We really mention it all this week talking about the Vanity Fair article, no BravoCon for Ramona (or us), plus Winter House, Southern Charm, and the RHONY Reunion. In Salt Lake City, we've figured out that Mary is only filming for free food, Whitney is setting up Justin, Shawn just wants to shower after work, and Heather needs to stop talking about Jack’s mission, especially now that we know John went on one. Plus, Monica and her mom go at it--maybe they need to get a TLC show. In Beverly Hills, PKKKAYYYYY pulls off the surprise of the century, Pretty Woman meets Berlin (what was this!?). Kyle continues to blow Mo’s cover, Sutton gets ready to date, Erika demonstrates empathy and the girls head to Vegas! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Season 13 Premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills does not disappoint! We've got Dorit Retreat with her taking the women to Malibu to air out their grievances. Erika can’t help but double down about her BravoCon comment about Dorit's marriage, Sutton reveals another interesting tidbit about PK and Kyle is in her rebel phase: ready to make her own rules, tattoos included. Garcelle teaches her son to pump gas, Sutton bought a horse, and we wanted more Crystal! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 3 of Winter House kicks off strong with a new cast from all over: Below Deck, Summer House: OG, Summer House: MV, VPR, and a new blonde girl. The house seems to be an even playing field for everyone with snowball fights, hot tubs, and many single friends. Is this Hook Up House? Jordan denies both Alex and Brian in the first night and Kory won’t admit he is dating Sam. Schwartz comes with bags under his eyes, one week post Scandoval, and we can’t wait to see how the season unfolds. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things we are excited about this week: Britney Spears' new book, Taylor Swift being our Roman Empire, Jessel in Rolling Stone and Southern Charm. The finale of RHONY was a last minute attempt for some drama and Courtney may or may not be coming for Sai. Seriously though, who is this Connecticut man? Will Jenna Lyons come back next season? What do we grade this overall inaugural season of new RHONY? In Salt Lake City, Angie hosts Greek Easter and Mary finds out her son is married. Heather can’t help but ask about Jack, his mission, and why won’t Lisa read her book. Monica is trying to take down her mother and Whitney is trying to take down Justin. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So much Bravo, so little time! We chat all things Southern Charm, RHOC, RHONY and RHOSLC! Charleston seems like a VERY small town where everyone is involved in each other's lives. Would strictly a hook up between Austen and Taylor be more acceptable than questioning if they should be in an actual relationship? Would you be sad to not get the invite to the "after party"? RHOC had a great season but we don't think a Part 2 for the reunion was even necessary. Too much yelling over each other and the women seemed to try to wrap things up with a nice little bow. We give an ultimatum to Shannon: either pause RHOC or pause John Janssen, but you can't have both! RHONY has us questioning why Sai and Erin care so much about Jessel and Pavit. As a Juror said, Taank Tops Unite! We still think all the women should return for a Season 2 and see the changes after watching Season 1. A show needs villains! Another week, another great episode of RHOSLC! These women are pure camp. Even though Shawn won't take his hat off, we really felt for him after the ruUmoOorZ came out and how he just wants to be his daughters hero. Why can't Lisa and Heather be friends? Why is Mary on the show? Why does Meredith have a 40 inch weave for snow shoeing? Honestly these are questions we probably won't get answers to but... come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is week we are unhinged (is this surprising anymore?!)! The trailers for RHOBH and RHOM were released this week and we are going to be fed this winter! We can’t get enough of Lisa Barlow celebrating her riches, Mary fat and fashion shaming, Whitney making Monica tell Angie a made up rumor and Heather with her best friends aka her daughters. In New York, Jessel continues to be a star and Erin and Sai just need to embrace they are the mean girls. In the RHOC reunion we are proud that Gina held her own against Shannon and that Jen and Heather stood up to Tamra! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mary is back this week and she is MARRIED! She gives us all the details about her amazing day and the absolutely beautiful wedding that took place. We are SOOO happy for her and she made the most beautiful bride! She catches up on all the Bravo happenings while she was away.We chat the RHOC finale and who is a loser. What we think will happen next season and cast predictions. We really loved everyone's costumes and we stand firmly on Team Dubrow! RHOSLC continues to make us laugh. Is Monica a necessary evil? Is she a great cast member? Why is she going after Baby Gorgeous?! Would you be a wet foodle or a French poodle? All we know is we want MORE! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While Summer Mary prepares for her weekend nuptials (YAY!), we are joined by special guest, Courtney's mom! Dee from HB joins us to discuss all things Utah with both Sister Wives and RHOSLC. We chat about the state of the Browns and what we think is next. Is there a next? Why do they do this show? Did Sobbin Robyn finally get the monogamy she wanted out of plural marriage!? Courtney then asks her mom to dive into RHOSLC with the first 3 episodes of Season 4. She gives her first impressions of the ladies (not all great...) and describes each in one word. It looks like we have converted another over to the SLC franchise! Come judge with us!Congratulations are in order for Mary this weekend! We can't wait to have Mary back to share all the details!You can find us:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys (and girls) are back in town in the Season 9 premiere of Southern Charm! Somehow we just can't resist this show! Looks like the season will be surrounding if Taylor and Austen hooked up. What do we think happened there? The tangled web we weave as Shep and Taylor learn how to be around each other, Austen wades through his exes of Madison and Olivia and Paige has to decide if she wants to spend more time in Charleston. The main event of the episode was celebrating Madison's wedding to Brett. Do we think he knows the real Madison? Who is this friend Brittany and can she throw us a party? We love a martini bar! So did a lot of the guests, including potentially Taylor, who had a bit of a break down being around Shep. We are excited for the season and can't wait to watch what happens. Come judge with us!P.S. Next time you hear from the both of us, Mary will be MARRIED!!!!!!You can find us:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap the RHOA reunion (a 3.5 out of 5!) where Andy Cohen is the real star giggling throughout, the RHONY women vs. Jenna, and RHOC in HD. Kenya “serving” Marlo with a blank document was classic reunion behavior. We couldn’t get enough of Sheree pretending like this was her first nose job and She News. The ladies of New York had to start stirring the pot so they sacrificed Jenna Lyons. Mary is starting to get over these women looking for their "moment". Are you still watching? In Orange County, our feral Emily truly earned her orange this week: eating a cucumber like it was a fruit by the foot, getting drunk, asking Heather if she could get more branded merchandise and what the hell happened at Bravocon?! Are all the women just jealous of Fancy Pants and the sale of her $55mil home? All felt right in the world when the women arrived in Mexico and attacked Heather at the dinner table. Come judge with us!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Salt Lake City is back and it gave us the chills! Honestly, this season premiere was pure gold. We are literally fighting about taking baths! Mary Cosby is back talking about flatulence and is unsure of her son is married even though they live in the same house. Heather can’t stop talking about her black eye, Whitney has never looked better, Angie is kissing Barlow butt, and we meet Monica who is our Jen Shah link. Apparently, we can’t quit her, even while she's in prison. Monica is literally the definition of a RAT! We have a feeling Monica is trying to bring down the Barlows. At the Fresh Start Party, the fashion is horrendous yet fabulous and everyone gets to throw snowballs at each other's heads. Welcome back, ladies! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We interrupt your week to discuss pressing news--it was announced today that Carl and Lindsay have ended their engagement. We talk what we know, what may have happened and what could happen. Hold your loved ones tight and come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP to Summer Mary, it felt like we hardly knew her this year. As we mourn the loss of SM, we deep dive into the Bravo of it all. First off, what is wrong with B*thenny Fr*nkel? Ok now—What will next season of RHOA look like? Will the OGs return? Will we get to see Single Drew? Are Courtney and Ralph not really cousins but perhaps having an affair? For you Sister Wives fans—are Ralph and Kody Brown one in the same?! Are you ready to admit that Jessel is the true star of RHONY? JUDITH!? Can the other women be more themselves? Does Erin find an issue with everyone? Was Brynn in the wrong? Pretend amnesia seemed to have hit the franchises this week as over in OC, Shannon totally definitely would NEVER mention CPS. Did Heather call the paps for Disneyland? Can Shannon ever forgive Heather? Does Ryan own a shirt? This and more on TJG—come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We wrap up the remaining parts of Rachel’s interview with B*thenny, the number one podcast in the whole entire world! In Atlanta we talk about why Ralph is jealous of Drew plus Bob bringing his girlfriend/daughter. Do you think Sheree knew about her previously? RHONY celebrates a 10 year marriage with a vow renewal and Erin always having an issue with everyone. We want to know more about this Fried Chicken Committee, btw. Orange County is having its Renaissance Era with Shannon maybe figuring out that the call is coming from inside the house (literally, it's her..). We can’t get enough of Heather not saying anything in front of the girls but saying everything in her confessional and an inside look at her $14 million Roberto Cavalli apartment. And we love when they break the fourth wall, come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.