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Courtney & Mary reside in LA and the Bay, respectively. Though they live 400 miles from each other, their love for reality TV and pop culture never lets the distance get in the way. Join them weekly to discuss the latest shows and gossip with "Two Judgey Girls".
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Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! The Bravo Gods descended upon us to gift us with the newest episode of RHOSLC a week early! (You can find it on the Bravo app or your On Demand). We get see a bit more of Mary's life and have we turned a page and now she's one of our favorites? Maybe... We enjoyed watching Whitney and her dad and Meredith check out Mary's church (although we don't know that we could take it as seriously as they did...) Jen continues to be extra; Heather is still striving for perfection; Whitney throws a Prohibition party in an antiques store; Brooks hates on Jen and tells his mom who she can and can't have a sleepover with; Lisa is still drinking Diet Cokes. This cast has been so fun to watch and we've loved getting to know all the ladies on the same level with a new franchise. We do a quick recap of Southern Charm too, which shows the beginning of Miss Rona. The boys party, the girls help Kathryn move and we continue to wonder how Madison and Austen are together. Have a great holiday and come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We are loving hitting the slopes in Salt Lake City! The women really bring it: we have swingers, separations, fights over smells and double thumbs up! Is Lisa the mean girl or will Jen turn into the villain? In Portugal, the Potomac girls toboggan and Ashley shares that she is writing a character witness for Monique documenting the butter knife incident from last year. Robyn isn't going to let Karen be a model for her hats and Wendy get initiated by bugs. In Orange County, Braunwyn and Sean do the kiss of death and renew their vows as Kelly and Shannon chug tequila, Braunwyn's trigger. Are we over Below Deck? We need more crew drama! Who goes home after a night out at the end of a charter?! Shep is having his redemption season and we are loving Leva, the newbie. Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We thought in Covid we would have less reality tv but boy were we wrong...Southern Charm is bringing it! Does Madison just want to hate f*ck Shep? Is John Pringle hot? Is Shep turning the corner this season? On Below Deck, we continue to watch the guests work the crew hard and Courtney is clearly loving Eddie being back on camera. Orange County was a little dark this week so we skim that but join the women of Potomac in Portugal. It made us want to go on vacation, we'd even let Mickey Darby chaperone! Plus, we venture to Salt Lake City and get to know six new women from all different backgrounds, faiths, and religion. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Hot off the press! Erika Jayne files for divorce from Mr. Girardi and we discuss all the possibilities of what happened because there is no prenup. In Potomac, Gizelle is stirring the pot between Karen and Wendy. Is this because she is trying to take off the heat from her and Jamal? Wendy lets us know, again, that she has four degrees but Karen says she has common sense. The girls are headed to Portugal while Monqiue stays at home and countersues Candiace. In Orange County, Braunwyn continues to cry, Gina invites Matt to a birthday party, Kelly Dodd isn't concerned about Coronavirus, and we still can't figure out Elizabeth. We also talk the premiere episodes of Below Deck (Welcome back, Eddie!) and Southern Charm (but not welcome back to a few people...). Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
This week we dive into Wine with Wendy and Not For Lazy Moms live podcast. Karen won't be pushed into taking one side even if Candiace is having panic attacks from being attacked, Gizelle sees diamonds in her future after shopping for Robyn's engagement ring, and Robyn is hiding from the IRS in red curly wigs. In Orange County, Braunwyn continues on her sobriety journey while throwing Shannon under the bus. Did she say Gina's house was sad? Gina thinks Braunwyn is a sloppy chihuahua and drunk all the time making Braunwyn admit to the women she is 30 days sober. Won't you judge with us?  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHOC is actually entertaining us: a true 2020 miracle. Braunwyn continues her sobriety journey and her own mother outs her "problem" to Tammy Sue which then dominos Braunwyn into telling Shannon. Shannon just thought she was having baby #8. Gina and Emily, dos idiotas, suck down some tequila shots and think this is a good time to confront Braunwyn about Sean and his "creepy" texts. Kelly is getting edited out--bye! In Potomac, Monique is charged with second degree assault and Candiace wants her prosecuted to the fullest extent. The ladies don't want Monique to go to jail. Uncle Lump was the MVP this episode and we want him to get in front of Michael with a camera. Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We head a whole two hours outside of Potomac to Surry, Virginia to visit the Grand Dame's home town! Karen is the Beyoncé of Surry and waving her hand and kissing babies in the Homecoming parade. Robyn aka Tatiana seduces Juan aka Dylan to distract him from the $90,000 she owes to the IRS. Monique speaks to her pastor and realizes that she needs to apologize to Candiace. Will Candiace press charges or adopt a dog? We were pleasantly surprised with the RHOC premiere. Shannon, Braunwyn, and Kelly are all neighbors and many of the women have found love. Elizabeth Vargas is the new girl on the block and Gina is the modern day Brady Bunch in a townhouse. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
TJG: Ep182: RHOP & More!

TJG: Ep182: RHOP & More!

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We come to you slightly early with a recap of the best show on Bravo right now--Real Housewives of Potomac. If you're not watching, are you even really living? This episode was a full deep dive into the fight between Monique and Candiace at Karen's house. That's right. We basically had one location and yet the TV was still riveting. Everyone was right and everyone was wrong. Is anybody Team Monique still? Courtney may be leaving some space for her but is Team Wendy. Mary lies on the side of Robyn, Gizelle, Wendy & Candiace (unfortunately). In reality, does anybody actually win? Is Ashley Team Monique because nobody is talking about Michael's infidelities right now? Should Mary, Robyn and MKE start a private detectives company? "You almost had me!" We left this episode wanting more and the trailer for the rest of the season left us chomping at the bit. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
TJG: Ep181: RHOP & More!

TJG: Ep181: RHOP & More!

2020-10-0101:03:10

Wow, Bethenny, wow! Potomac was fire this week! Monique vs Candiace and the hair pull heard around the world: whose side are you on? Then we had Michael and Ashley writing post-nuptial agreements if he can't be disciplined. Also, Gizelle telling her father she is back with Jamal and him with the hot mic letting us know that he has 6 or 7 baby mamas. And finally, Karen and Ray sitting down with a life coach/radio host and Ray saying he "thinks" he's still in love with Karen. The Potomac women really put the REAL in reality tv. Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We are back! Did you miss us? We have so much to talk about! We breakdown the VPR baby news, the firing of Teddi and Nene, single Malia and Sandy trying to "out her", the Southern Charm trailer, new Below Deck, and much more! Potomac was fire this week! Ashley is cool as a cucumber confronting Michael, they break the 4th wall, tell the women they have threesomes, and Monique comes for Candiace about sleeping. We can't wait for next week. We wrap up the Beverly Hills and RHONY reunions and continue to mourn the loss of our beloved Dorinda Medley. Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Mary and Courtney took this week off for a much-needed vacation. We didn't want to leave you hanging though, so we are sharing out our Patreon recap of the second episode of Season 1 of RHOBH. (Our first episode recap of this can be found on Ep166.) We hope you enjoy and we will see you next week! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Lots of BRAVO news this week: Denise f*cking Richards is gone, RHOSLC trailer dropped, and Ashley Darby conveniently announces a second baby on the way as more allegations of her husband's cheating ways air. The women of Potomac entertain us with a pancake competition and beauty pageant: Lady of the Lake. We also find out Michael went to the strip clubs and has a wife and boyfriend. Brandi Glanville goes on WWHL as the women over Beverly Hills still fight about Denise, who clearly doesn't care. New York reunion is strong with the women fighting about the Covid, turkey basters, and we find out why Dorinda is really mad at Tinsley. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We have a new Labor Day weekend song: Viva La Diva! We enjoyed watching the RHONY finale and feel like they wrapped up the season on a positive note...until the last 5 minutes! Don't mention her name! She almost ruined our show! She breached her contract! Dorinda sure did go out with a bang. The Beverly Hills Zoom reunion was a little lackluster. Did Garcelle not pay $5k to the charity? Who is the gaslighter: Rinna or Denise? In Potomac, we head to Monique's lake house where Wendy didn't get the memo that newborns were also allowed to come. She won't apologize for it and Ashley tells her that's why she doesn't have a lot of female friends. Come judge with us!!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We are still processing one of the greatest losses in Housewives history: Dorinda Medley's firing. We are shocked, devastated, and mourning this modern day legend and Blue Stone Manor never being on our screens again. It was hard to watch her 55th birthday at a Russian restaurant with caviar, speeches, and Lu's singing; things will never be the same. In the finale of Beverly Hills, Denise and Rinna come head-to-head with Rinna accusing Denise of lying about a family emergency and a cease and desist. Dorit also had a party for a non-alcoholic champagne, but seriously, what's the point? In Potomac, Karen sets a new standard for invitations and has a housewarming party to welcome her back into Potomac (even though she is renting and Ray has his stuff packed for Florida.) Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We say farewell to Hannah on Below Deck and wonder if this will be Sandy's last season as well. We are also enjoying Malia's boyfriend having mental breakdowns over making cake. In Potomac, Candiace is in the hot seat and feels ganged up by the girls (again). Jamal buys his daughters a restaurant for their mom's birthday and T'Challa is still working on his potty training. In Mexico, Ramona "confronts" Dorinda with an article and gets so nervous while "diflecting" about it she shits her robe. Sonja has her "told you so moment," featuring her fashion line in a real store, and we couldn't be happier for her. Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, we debut the Buca Di Beppo Capri room and have Teddi's baby shower that Brandi somehow gets invited to. Did she suck Denise's cl*t? Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
There is A LOT happening in the Bravo world right now. Will Hannah get fired? Did Malia do the right thing? Should Hannah have just let Bugsy room with her? In Potomac, Gizelle fills us in on the rumor that Monique has been seen around town with her trainer. Ashley gets a Coming Out of her Home Party where it turns into an Attack Candiace Party. In Rome, Denise finally finds her voice and questions Rinna's friendship. Can the ladies move past all of this? In Mexico, Dorinda gets mad at Sonja and Leah for working at the table, poops on the floor, and get called a hypocrite for talking to Hannah at lunch. Come judge with us!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We come to you early this week with the RHOP premiere and RHOBH in Roma. The ladies of Potomac are bringing it! Will Karen and Ray last? What is the rumor about Monique? Is Candiace going to have a baby? Will Robyn marry Juan? Will Gizelle and Jamal make it the second time around? Plus meet the new housewife Wendy! In Rome, we pretend like nothing really happened with Denise, drive Ferraris, drink wine, shop at Dolce & Gabbana, and talk about Aaron. Sorry we keep mixing up names and thank YOU all for the love and support. You are loyal listeners and we feel privileged that you judge with us each week. XO You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We are living for all the fashion, glam, margaritas, and pearls in Rome. So did everyone knew the sex bomb that Teddi was going to drop at dinner besides Denise and Garcelle? Who did Sutton hear that from? We love that she wouldn't bring that up at the table. Did Brandi and Denise make out or have sex? Which team are you on: Team Denise, Team Everyone Else or Team No One? In Mexico, Ramona continues to be our monster and tries to ignore Leah while telling the group she is bipolar. Sonja had one too many margaritas and we hope Lu falls in some bushes! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
This is the week we've been waiting for: Brandi finally tells Kyle, Teddi, and Kim (you know super casual, with full glam) that she hooked up with Denise. She said if she told anyone Aaron would kill Denise. Courtney gets extremely mad at Mary for being on Team Brandi. We can't wait till next week in Rome (we love Dorit's Italian skills)! In New York, Ramona celebrates her 63rd birthday with all 50 of her girlfriends, Bravo counted them all. Leah starts a train, Sonja is dancing on broken glass, and Ramona says cut the cameras, come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
GOD BLESS RHONY! This ranked as one of the top 5 episodes of all time and we are still in the BEZERKSHIRES! We have Ramona clogging a toilet, Dorinda slurring her words to defend Sonja, Sonja kissing anyone, Lu sleeping in a hotel, and Leah still having her period. How do we get a bachelorette party at Blue Stone Manor? Meanwhil,e Kyle throws her first annual black and white party and we watch the "rich" bid on vacations. The ladies won't let it go with Denise and we get to see some old friends: the Maloofs, Eileen Davidson, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick, Kim Richards' new boobs, Kris Jenner, Camille, and Brandi! Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by www.morelabs.com/tjg using code 'TJG' for 20% off. (Or TJGAmazon on Amazon!) You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Lynne Bailey-Slayden

Aubry O'Day was on Dance Moms a couple times.

Nov 6th
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Lynne Bailey-Slayden

Just subscribed to your podcast. Ya'll are too too crazy! Enjoyed myself so much! Great fun!

Nov 6th
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Lisa Shipley

driving with my Daughter to see family and she says "Mom, look a train" and I yelled Kelly Dodd....thanks Mary!!

Oct 2nd
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Lisa Shipley

I love Comic Sans but I am old. LOL

Sep 6th
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Jaynie W

boring AF... horrible podcast

Jun 8th
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Jessica Kerr

This is terrible

Oct 17th
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