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Courtney & Mary reside in LA and the Bay, respectively. Though they live 400 miles from each other, their love for reality TV and pop culture never lets the distance get in the way. Join them weekly to discuss the latest shows and gossip with "Two Judgey Girls".
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We now return to our regularly scheduled program: In Beverly Hills, Aaron holds the eighth diamond. The girls continue to be fighting about the same thing...we aren't sure what it's about: mom-shaming or being jealous of Denise. Denise leaves Kyle's backyard "BBQ" for the strip club and some steaks while the other ladies work the pole. We get to travel to the Berkshires post-Halloween and Lu isn't going to let Sonja "feel Jovani." Can we AirBnB Blue Stone Manor? We'll sleep with those fish! Come judge with us!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Happy 4th of July, Jurors! This week we come to you slightly early where we discuss the very first episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't stress enough how much fun these franchise first episodes are! Nene has never changed and still loves the spotlight. She and Kim had a true friendship whereas she was definitely frenemies with Sheree. She didn't even make the guest list! The women were also the original WAGS as many of them were married to athletes. We also talk Bugsy's return on Below Deck and those rude as hell charter guests. Come judge with us! We hope you have time to relax and spend time with those close to you this holiday weekend. Stay safe and have a great 4th! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
This week catch up on "news" (even MLB!) for a solid 30 minutes! We discuss Below Deck, Stassi's baby girl, Top Chef All Stars winner and more. We also go back in time to the very first episode of RHONY! We see Lu, Jill, Ramona, Bethenny, and Alex all living their best lives. Alex and Simon say they are one person in two bodies and travel to St. Barts in speedos and thongs while speaking French. Meanwhile, the other ladies head to the The Hamptons to hit some tennis balls. Ramona still thinks she's sexy and Mario has always been a flirt, nothing has really changed. And Bethenny got everything she mentioned wanting! Come judge with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Just because there wasn't new RHONY or RHOBH doesn't mean we can't talk for over an hour! This week we tell you our final thoughts on the VPR reunion plus the show overall. We debrief Below Deck and are so happy Lara/Lana is gone! Is Bugsy coming back to take the chief stew position? We also debrief RHOBH Season 1, Episode 1 (on Hulu in USA and Netflix elsewhere). It was so fun to go down memory lane with Taylor, Adrienne, LVP, Camille and the Richards sisters. Adrienne, can you take us on a private jet to a game? We can take Giggy's place! Come judge with us!   This week's episode is sponsored by More Labs. Go to MORELABS.COM/TJG and use code TJG for 20% off. You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We are back! We weigh in on the Stassi and Kristen getting fired, as well as Brett and Max. What is the future of Bravo? We also say goodbye to Tinsletown. We are so excited for her, Strawberry, Shortcake, and her closet--she fought for that happy ending. Dorinda and her turkey baster NEED to stop! We talk Below Deck and Hannah being pregnant plus RHOBH last week. Garcelle's award, Kyle's "picnic" and Aaron crushing Denise's hand. Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
This week we get to see Leah's highs and lows and in our opinion, she fits in perfectly with this cast. Should her sister be able to come to Rhode Island? Will she get kicked out of Rhode Island? In Beverly Hills, we travel to Santa Barbara to go to bed at 10pm. Are the girls ganging up on Denise? Is it okay to talk about threesomes and hookers with your children? VPR gave us a filler episode with Tom Schwartz dirty feet date night and apparently everyone else has threesomes at SUR. Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, and more!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Was the finale of VPR the actual final episode? Jax and "his show" showed his true colors and LVP wasn't buying it. The Witches of Weho are dunzo and Jax and Tom are "on a break." In Beverly Hills, the girls got their astrology charts read while continuing to question Kyle and Teddi being BFFs. Why do people care so much? Sorry they went to couples therapy and sleep in the same bed. The New Yorkers went to a Russian bath house to get hit bushes by men. Dorinda is feeling attacked but also just attacks right back. Do we feel sorry for her mourning Richards death post John break up? Is Ramona the voice of reason? Come judge with us!  Don't forget your Morning Recovery this weekend! MORELABS.COM/TJG using code 'TJG' or using 'TJGAmazon' through Amazon.com. You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We debrief the drama surrounding Southern Charm and Kathryn vs Cam & the girls. In VPR, we continue to see Jax spiral and wonder if he is hooking up with a Lit Method instructor? Who's pool party would you want to be at? The retirement party or Tom and Ariana's? The girls of RHONY visited a winery, or maybe apple orchard, and Dorinda mentions it all. She is securing her spot as the new villain this season: Leave Tinsdale alone! She also breaks up with John and mourns Richard's death. In Beverly Hills, we aren't sure what we are fighting about...Joey the make up artist? Sutton ruining the DNA party (that didn't happen)? Denise get glam? Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
The girls of Beverly Hills are entertaining us; we can watch Kyle be jealous of Dorit's glam and no one wanting to be ALLIN all day. Why does Denise not want to talk about threesomes? We were hopeful that VPR would redeem themselves and they did with Jax being Jax and allegedly admitting to his drug problem. Who did Kristen make a sex tape with? Dorinda is the new Sonja reminiscing about Richard and 1985. Lu takes the first sip of vodka and we get to see our old friend, Jacques. Did she f*ck the pirate? We say goodbye to Summer House, potentially for good. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We are so happy that RHOBH is bringing it this season. Was Teddi crying because she is pregnant or did Sutton hurt her feelings? Do we love Sutton or love to hate her? Why can't we see more drunk Kyle and Dorit and high Mauricio? But seriously, what does Aaron do for a living? In RHONY, it was New York Fashion Week and Sonja Morgan debuted her "ready to wear" line but Leah wasn't ready to wear pajamas. We are so happy Tinsley got her groove back even with her curly hair. In Summer House, we still wonder why Paige and Amanda care so much about Hannah hooking up with Luke. We are also glad that Lindsey didn't let Paige activate her. In VPR, we get to see Beau propose to Stassi and Brit jealous that she didn't get a party at Villa Rosa. Should Kristen have been there? Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
God bless RHONY and RHOBH! They are giving us life in quarantine. You know it's a good RHONY episode when it was recorded only over 24 hours and you never left the house. Leah fits right in throwing tiki torches and encouraging Tinsley to go topless all the while telling Sonja it's not 1985 and "the yacht has sailed." In Beverly Hills, we are loving the power couple that is Erika Jayne and Garcelle. Did you miss Kyle this week? Sutton is very Ramona talking to the Mayor and her parking tickets. We discuss if Luke is a f*ckboy and why are Amanda and [name redacted] jealous? In VPR, Beau prepares to propose to his Dark Passenger and the New Class takes over. Can we please start being nice to SheShu? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
This week we travel to New York for the premiere of RHOBH, because you know we need to take the annual pilgrimage for fashion week. Kyle bought a fashion line with no experience and Dorit is appalled. We meet the new girls, Garcelle and Sutton, and welcome them with open arms. Erika Jayne finally shows us her past at Shakers and Teddi tells us she is pregnant. Also, Denise stopped filming in December. RHONY is still at Ramona's in the Hamptons and Lu will not be put in the basement (lower-level?). The girls have heart-to-hearts at a winery and Sonja doesn't stop drinking there...she is not an accessory and she doesn't shave her pu**y. In Vanderpump Rules, Katie and Tom get married again and we wonder if they are pushing Vanderpump Gardens on us. Can Hannah and Luke just have sex already? Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by More Labs. You can go to MORELABS.COM/TJG or order from Amazon with code 'TJGAmazon'. You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls The Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/groups/thejuryspeaks Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Rankings: RHONY / Summer House / Family Karma / Vanderpump Rules. The RHONY girls venture to the Hamptons to shame tramp stamps and tattoos. Would it be a vacation without fighting over bedrooms? Which is worse: the fish room or the lower level? Leah still seems to be holding her own with the women as Dorinda seems to be falling apart like Blue Stone Manor. We continue to feel bad for our Sheshu and question if we should be tasting ourselves like Lala. We also feel bad for Jules trying to stay in the Summer House but are loving the budding relationship with Luke and Hannah, Paige stay out of it. Does Vishal love anybody more than himself? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
RHONY couldn't have come at a better time! We open with bashing Bethenny and as Broadway says, the show must go on...without her. Ramona is feeling lonely this season and Lu is officially a free woman...to enjoy her cocktails. Sonja has a concussion and misses her daughter while Dorinda places herself as the villian this season by taking on Tinsley. Who else is obsessed with the new girl Leah? Over in the Hamptons, we celebrate Kyle's 37th birthday with an Animal House Frat Party. Carlito decides since he isn't getting ass that he will kick out Jules and Jordans' ass out of the house. In VPR, we have to celebrate Jax once again and his 40th birthday. Sandoval gets "arrested" and this triggers Katie and Bubba turns on her. Don't worry, Jax is still not the number one guy in the group. Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls The Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/groups/thejuryspeaks Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
This week we get into Family Karma! We are obsessed with Bali and Anisha. We wonder if Brian and Monica will ever make it Are we ready for Vishal to go away? We get EXTRA in VPR with stilts, old Tom costumes, a funeral for Daug, and the witches of Weho officially break up. What's gonna happen to the wine? In Summer House, Luke shows a different side...does he have a GF, is he exclusive, can he still kiss Hannah? Lindsey continues to cry over Carl and Amanda and Kyle get a visit from their parents. Come judge with us!  Check out morelabs.com/tjg or Amazon with code' TJGAMAZON' for 20% off of Morning Recovery, Liquid Focus, and Dream Well, also on Amazon with code TJGAMAZON!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls The Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/groups/thejuryspeaks Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
March Madness is upon us! Don't forget to vote in our IG polls! This week, we FINALLY get to end the Kentucky wedding with Mr. & Mrs. Taylor, or is it Mr. & Mrs. Cauchi? Why did Carter come? Why would Sandoval only get a B-/C+? He gets an A in our book! And Bravo, if you're listening, we do NOT need the New Class. Jersey proved to us this week that the reunion could have only been TWO parts. But we did enjoy Danielle sitting on a chair NOT next to Andy. Did Marge have to accept Tre's apology in order to secure her spot next season? Will we ever see that time capsule 10 years from now? Do we want to see it (moldy donuts?!)? In Summer House, Carlito and his three balls are still proving why he's single. Have you ever called anyone 29 times in a row (Mary has!)? Mary would also let Luke play the guitar for her, even if it is a badly written song. Courtney would pull a Hannah and make out with him to stop. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls The Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/groups/thejuryspeaks Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Do not miss out on Family Karma! We really enjoyed the premiere of this and can't wait to keep watching! Who did we see this week: Jason Cauchi or Jax Taylor? Is he the number one guy in the group? Technically, he did get married before Tom Schwartz and Katie... Should we feel bad for Kristen? Beau truly is a knight in shining armor and ladles. In New Jersey we got to hear from the men. Do Delores and Frank sleep together? Does Jennifer ever shut up? Where will Danielle sit? In Summer House, Lindsey gets activated and Carl goes back to being a f*ckboy. Do we like Jules and Jordan? Boys night vs girls night...Luke vs Carl and Amanda vs Jules....come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls The Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/groups/thejuryspeaks Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
We are finally in Kentucky and about to walk Brittany and Jax down the aisle. Tom Sandoval gets to come too! Call 1-800-T-Sandy: "I'll make sure you don't sweat, I don't give shade, I provide it!" The New Jersey reunion happened and Jennifer came in hot! We think Tre coached Jennifer to secure her spot for next season and have her on her bench #teammarge. In Summer House, Carlito is "breaking up" with Lindsey and we get the return of Jordan and his erectile dysfunction. Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls The Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/groups/thejuryspeaks Twitter: @twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Mary's ranking for this week: 1. Is Jax and Brittany's wedding over yet? "Hey Rand, I kicked Tom Sandoval out of my wedding, do you want to be a groomsman?" - Jax, definitely. We are Team Ariana as we think she is so brave to show her struggles with depression. Mary hung out with her last week and she will fill you in on her current situation with her "PHD". 2. New Jersey wrapped this week exposing Tre for encouraging Danielle to pull Marge's pony. Then we fly to Italy to reunite the Guidice girls with their father and end a 20 year marriage. 3. In Summer House, Carl continues to be a f*ckboi and Amanda won't eff her own fiancé. Come join the Crazy Town, population 2 with us... P.S. Can you be exclusive and NOT have labels?! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls The Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaks Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
The winner this week was the RHONY trailer. We can't wait to join the Hot Mess Express with Ramona, Lu back on the sauce, Tinsley moving to Chicago, Sonja being Sonja, and the new girl, Leah. Our top show this week is Summer House! Is this Carl and Lindsey storyline made up? Does Kyle want to murder Amanda? Is Put-Together Paige painting the perfect picture of Perry? Will Hannah and Luke have a summer romance? Meanwhile on the Jersey Shore, we got Tre to finally admit that Joe is a cheater and we are planning the wedding of Gia and Frankie Jr. Below Deck reunion was worth the watch, Capt. Lee protects his "daughter", Kate, and Ashton, Brian, and Kevin continue to be brus. We get to experience another LA PRIDE with DJ James Kennedy, the White Kayne, pumping the beats and sipping vodka sodas. We learn that Jax doesn't like blondes and Dayna fights in the SUR alley with Scheana. Come judge with us!  You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls The Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaks Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Lynne Bailey-Slayden

Aubry O'Day was on Dance Moms a couple times.

Nov 6th
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Lynne Bailey-Slayden

Just subscribed to your podcast. Ya'll are too too crazy! Enjoyed myself so much! Great fun!

Nov 6th
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Lisa Shipley

driving with my Daughter to see family and she says "Mom, look a train" and I yelled Kelly Dodd....thanks Mary!!

Oct 2nd
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Lisa Shipley

I love Comic Sans but I am old. LOL

Sep 6th
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Jaynie W

boring AF... horrible podcast

Jun 8th
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Jessica Kerr

This is terrible

Oct 17th
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