Two Judgey Girls

We debrief the Summer House trailer and talk about all the Real Housewives episodes. Is RHONY worth it in binge-form? Maybe! Was the Love Lagoon asking some wild questions? Definitely! Camille Grammar really wanted her moment and Dorit wasn’t giving it to her. Why did Kyle have this party and didn’t even dress in Diamonds or Denim? We couldn't help but wonder... is there a queen bee in Beverly Hills? Sutton is sure fighting for the position. In Mexico, Bronwyn bares it all telling the women about how hard her marriage is and admits to Todd's infidelity. She wasn’t pleased with Meredith’s and Lisa’s response to the infidelity or really anything Lisa did or did not do. And Angie isn’t gonna let Lisa be the boss, the women go at Queen Barlow and she wants to go home! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We chat RHOBH and RHOSLC! We really can’t watch an entire season of Dorit and Kyle fight knowing that Kyle just doesn’t like Dorit. It’s that plain and simple. Seriously, what were we fighting about in the sprinter van on the way to the plane? In SLC, we head to Puerto Vallerta to see Lisa’s powerpoint presentation to come to life. Bronwyn was relegated to the Loser Villa, Britani isn’t going to give up her room, Meredith brings the Kerastase and Angie is taking in the moment. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Monday Happy Hour! Courtney is back from New York after unsuccessfully running into some Bravolebs, Mary is still on her bread baking journey and we catch up on Potomac, RHOBH, and RHOSLC! Between speed dating (they got us!), duck duck goose (we don't want it!), and high body count hair (is this funny but also mean?), we talk about it all! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Season 10 premiere of Southern Charm is here! Will these boys ever grow up? Craig drives Austen with the trunk open to meet up at Shep's family ranch so they all can mend their relationship. Austen and Shep come together after his ayahuasca trip and Craig just giggles. Venita has somehow attached herself to Willy Wonka who comes to the Carolina Cup with canes for all (Seriously is everybody o-cane?). We meet Molly, who seems to mesh well with this group and maybe Whitney? We know it's going to be rough season for JT when it seems like most of the cast (including Miss Pat!) can't stand him. Babadeeeee, welcome back, Charmers! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week of RHOSLC hit hard. We ended the episode with a powerful conversation between Mary and Robert Jr. This was one of the most raw and real conversations we have had on housewives and are thankful that she shared this with all of us. It's been a tough season for Mary and she's not having any of the BS from the other women. "Goodbye, Meredith and Goodbye, Lisa" - Mary, probably. The Troop Beverly Hills outing had us playing catch up trying to figure out who was fighting with who and about what. Everyone had something to say and we aren't sure what landed. Heather felt that we needed to know about soaking, docking and jump humping this episode, not once but twice. Thanks for the education! Another great episode for this franchise. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Start your holiday weekend with a little dose of us! We are sad about the ending of VPR. Though it didn't have a great last season, we grew up with them and have feelings of nostalgia! We chat our thoughts on Wicked too (spoiler alert: we loved it!). Another week of RHOBH, another episode knocking it out of the park! The women are not following the Kyle Richards Playbook this year. Dorit having no time for anymore grace and "finding her voice" (lol) is enthralling! Sutton telling Kyle to file for divorce while Kyle thinks she's not like other women. Maurice and the DWTS desk photo. "Single PK" and Dorit. WOW. This episode truly had it all. Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors--come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Monday Holiday Happy Hour and Holy Mercury Retrograde! We talk all things RHOP, RHOSLC, and RHOC Reunion Part 3. Is Mia giving us too much? Is Stacey still figuring out what show she is on? We can’t stop thinking about Meredith’s bangs and Todd and Bronwyn’s relationship! Will Heather and Bronywyn be able to move on? Team Angie and Abe Lincoln or Meredith? We are happy to never talk about John, Alexis, and the Heart of the OC again. We have many questions about the 36 hour later talk and are just happy Shannon comes out on top!  You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Season 14 premiere of RHOBH had a solid start! We kick it off with Sutton and her cute ponytail hanging with Jennifer Tilly, we find out PKay is an alcoholic, we watch Erika do her best acting performance of her life as she looks for couch inspiration, we meet new housewife Boz, and we watch Garcelle crushing it at life. Sutton throws a Surrealism party for everyone (but is it maybe Saltburn-themed?) to come together. Has Mary officially turned on her Queen Kyle? We are 100% on Team Dorit (for now)! Is this Kyle's take down season? Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So much is happening! Teddi's affair! John Krasinski is Sexiest Man Alive?! A voice note to remember forever! And obviously our housewives. We are very mad at RHONY for a pregnancy prank--is this the end for us? Stacey is the gift that keeps on giving and Potomac is making us giggle this season! Who would you FMK from the cast? RHOSLC has us wondering about Bronwyn and Todd and reintroducing BIOTCH into our vocabulary. Shannon stands up to Alexis the TV star, and Emily can read and be an attorney. This RHOC reunion has really brought it all. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk a little Potomac, the RHOC reunion, and dive in deep with SLC. Team Katie!!! What is the deal with Heather and Emily? Let the mouse go! Is Todd the scary dad at sleepovers? Does he know he has a front row seat to a money can't buy experience? Will The Barlows leave Palm Springs? Was Heather not invited because she isn’t a couple? WIll Seth leave on Sunday? Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We missed each other and you all so much that we had to chat it up on a Sunday! We discuss the sad news about Teddi filing for divorce from Edwin. Spoiler alert: we are devastated. We also talk Heather vs Bronwyn and Justin vs John (Barlows 4 Life!) on RHOSLC. We wrap up RHOC Season 18 with an engagement finale party thrown by Alexis for Ryan and Jen. Why do we want Jen and Ryan to work out? Do we just loathe Tamra that much? We are strictly Team Katie as well! Where does the cast go from here? Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RHOC is wrapping up London with Jenn finding her voice and Heather and Tamra talking about Jenn's tummy tuck. Plus, Tamra trying to “expose” Katie and Emily’s kids for talking the truth about Heather. Clearly all these kids are right: Heather is bossy. Tamra can’t seem to help herself by “telling” Gina that Shannon was going to expose her last year for “allegedly” throwing Travis down the stairs. It’s all backfiring on Tamrat and Shannon is over it all! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We break down the results of the sweater poll and the RHOBH trailer. Who is the Supreme this upcoming season? We deep dive RHOSLC and Angie’s Mob Wives-themed anniversary party. Mary isn’t going to take two-face Heather, Britani brings a new date, Justin invites Jared Osmond, Whitney confronts Lisa, and John and Justin go at it. Would you like to live on Osmond Lane? Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk all about 'Anatomy of Lies' on Peacock and the Brianna Chickenfry/Zach Bryan breakup. Plus, we recap RHOP (which is fire this season) and RHONY. We meet Stacey’s "friend" TJ, Jacquelyn's PP, fight about bunions, and try to get Karen to admit to a DUI. In New York, Brynn is having a pity party for herself as Ubah continues to call her a snake and condescending. Are you Team Ubah or Brynn? And are we liking the season or are we liking recapping the season? One can never know... Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Missed you so much we had to run it back again! We are FIRED UP with RHOC in London! Jen unleashing on Tamra and her background check, Heather showing her true colors, Gina knowing they will never stop gossiping, and the Heart of the OC pulling out her physical receipts, it doesn't get better than this! In SLC, Britani sits down with a gaslighter, Heather is a pigeon, Whitney talks to a podcaster, and Mary Cosby (a ziplining enthusiast) calls out Heather for being two-faced! What a great way to end the week! Come judge with us!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been too long! We catch up with each other and all of the happenings as well as recap RHOP and RHONY. Over in Potomac, it’s the battle of events with GNA vs Femme Powered. Was Karen getting honored for running into a tree? In New York, the women head to the Hamptons where Erin has a full spread for the ladies and we are trying to figure out who is the pigeon. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would you consider this the end of week and our third pod? Or would you consider this the beginning of the week and our first pod? Either way, it's a Sunday Special to talk the Season 9 premiere of Real Housewives of Potomac. Here's what's happening with the ladies: Karen can’t talk details of her ongoing court case (babe you got a DUI--own it!), Gizelle taking her to breakfast and throwing a Hat-itude party, Ashley pretending to get a divorce, Wendy no longer being a professor, and Mia is still trying to figure out who is the father of her child. It was a solid start to the new season and we look forward to getting to know newbies Vivien and Stacy, and welcome back Jacquelyn. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get to chat RHOSLC and RHOC! We head to MilWAKEEE (pronounce it however you see fit), home of Jeffrey Dahmer, Mary’s Dad, and the Bucks. The ladies head to the game and Angie tells Britani that Jarod is sliding into her brow girl's DMs. Bronwyn stands her ground with Lisa and Heather and Mary doesn’t use public restrooms and relies on tampons for not what you'd think. Meanwhile in Orange County, we have Tamra vs Ryan, the FBI, and Shannon’s 60th birthday with a text message that leaves Alexis and Coach Johnny J on the sidelines for the trip to London. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Courtney is back from her Greek vacation and she fills us in on all the details from her trip. We break down the Season 15 premiere of RHONY, which we really enjoyed. Our minds have definitely shifted and we are already intrigued by the newest Housewife, Racquel. Rebecca who? Is Brynn in her villain era telling people Erin called Jenna Lyons poor and letting Jenna know that Sai “hates” her (even though maybe it was that she can't stand her)? It’s a big game of telephone in New York and the call is coming from inside Brynn's house. We felt lucky to have Pavit back on our screens and have a business proposal for him! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We dive into Hulu's The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. If you're still thinking about watching it or didn't finish it--GO DO IT! It's definitely worth it and we want cameras rolling for Season 2 already! We think Taylor is the main character, Demi is the breakout star, and Whitney is clearly the villain (and what's up with the husband)? Have you had a 44 oz soda from Swig? What about discovering a pregnancy pee stick in a cake? Is everything ok with Jen Affleck??? Will Dakota and Taylor make it? Did stock in Fruity Pebbles rise? WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS?! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.