Two Judgey Girls

We sure missed you all but WE ARE BACK! Mary gives us detail by detail of her Italian vacation (focused on food--obvi!). Courtney chats Love Island finale. We discuss all things RHOC! Are you Team Jen or Team Gina? What's the full story with Travis and Gina? Is Tamra a non-entity this season? Can Jesus Jugs shake Shannon? We are loving newbie Katie (and a Sutton appearance!) and we are loving being back! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In honor of Alexis' return to RHOC, e open the vault with Season 7 Episode 14. Come back with us in time to celebrate the Princess Puppy Party brought to you by The Bellino’s. Puppies are for adoption and a Cinderella carriage ride included, but you have to listen to a speech about Alexis almost dying. We also watch Tamra cut Simon out of her life, literally by Terry Dubrow! We go ring shopping with Slade and watch Brianna out the timeline of Brooks and Vicki! Come judge with us! You can watch this episode on Peacock! Also we may have inadvertently called the wrong current season of RHOC. We meant Season 18!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Exciting news for Lindsay Hubbard! We talk all about her pregnancy announcement, Bethenny vs ex-Paul & Aurora Culpo, America's Sweethearts and a Love Island USA update. But the main event is the RHOC Season 18 Premiere where we have seven housewives and friendof Alexis 'Lex' Bellino. We discuss Shannon’s DUI, Tamra trying to take her down, Gina and Travis moving apart, Jen getting evicted, Heather being rich, Emily’s hot body and we meet new housewife Katie. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another episode of the unhinged girls who have the gift of gab. This week we talk about Love Island USA, the WWHL 15 Year Anniversary Special, Mary's Italy trip, our 4th of July plans and more. Plus, we debrief RHONJ with many tangents along the way. How are we at another Boujie Kidz event? Is Danielle lying? Did she “steal from charity”?Is Jenn Fessler playing both sides? Does she deserve a meatball? Can Gia play in the big leagues? Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Friday and it's Happy Hour and we are feeling silly! Grab your closest drink (this week it was Gatorade for us...) and join us as we talk about it all! We chat the latest with Mary going to Jeff Lewis Live and all the chumps, Love Island USA and everything and anything in between. We also answer the questions you asked from all things Bravo to what we have planned this weekend, this summer and more. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A round up of sorts where we chat about it all: Nashville, Taylor Swift in London, paperwork, and convincing Mary to watch Love Island: USA. We also discuss this week's RHONJ. Are you Team Danielle or Team Jen? Should there be consequences for both of them? Why was Teresa having a Tulum party anyways? Are Marge and Melissa essential to the show anymore? And poor poor Jackie, it's not good. Mary finally sees that Paulie may not be the greatest but maybe Louis is funnier than we give him credit for. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk all things Jersey: fighting over housewarming gifts, bugging bottles, burning cards, step and repeats, and the nasty word, SLOB. This is the petty stuff we want to talk about and watch. And what's up with Paulie and what's his REAL job??? We get activated talking about the final Summer House reunion which Mary even agrees was biased towards Carl. Courtney has some rage (seriously, for what it is--it's actually subdued) towards some cast and we wonder why certain things weren't even addressed. This could have been three parts! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We catch up on the news: the retaliation against West Wilson, the rumors about Kymanda and Lindsay, and briefly, Andrea’s Italian wedding. Plus we reminisce about the old times in Jersey, and recap the current episode. Why won’t Paulie get a divorce? Are Aydin, Fessler, and Jackie trying to build a bridge for the show to work? Does John Fuda and his Adidas tracksuit deserve to hold a meatball? Are you Team Fuda or Team Tre? How come Louis didn’t stand up for his woman? Enjoy our wild tangents, side conversations, and come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It might be Thursday, but we are considering it Friday Eve so it's a Happy Hour pod! By the time many of you listen to this, we will have the transition from Mary to SUMMER MARY! We discuss sixth grade promotions, the Traitors cast, RHOC trailer, plus all the other news from other Bravo-adjacent podcasts. Are you a Cheez-Its or Goldfish person? We debrief the first episode of the Summer House reunion. Don't worry, this is an absolutely completely unbiased take where no delusion takes place as we continue to have our strong alliances: Team Lindsey/Courtney vs Team Carl/Mary. And we finally got the ending to Ciara and West’s (un)love story. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk all things Jersey and the extended Valley finale! How are we not getting a reunion for either of these shows? What's the point of watching the rest of this season with no resolution? It feels like a reboot is on the horizon. The mask really came off of with some of the cast this week on The Valley. Zack is the #1 Guy in the Group and put that mean pregnant girl in her place. Jax continues to be himself and Brittany finally got the courage to put her suitcase on his bed and leave him. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk the final episode of the VPR reunion and are so thankful this season is over. We need a break! What will come from this season and did Lala ruin her future with the show? Plus we chat The Valley with another episode in Big Bear. Has Jax met his ultimate match with Jesse? Where is Kristen!? We can both agree this was the best season of Summer House EVER and give our finale thoughts on Team Lindsay vs Team Carl, percentages and all! What team did you end up on? At least we can all agree that we are still so happy they didn't go through with the wedding. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap our SF weekend together, being quoted in the New York Times and talk Summer House and Real Housewives of New Jersey. We still remain on opposite sides when it comes to Team Carl vs Team Lindsay and probably will never falter to the other. Plus we talk dog fashion shows, Marge worried about the numbers in her alliance (is she becoming Lisa Rinna?), Antonia off to college and how we really feel about this season. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We couldn't not talk this week's Summer House! Carl made it very hard for Mary to defend him. Has she wavered in her support?! You left her luggage? Kyle really made it impossible to feel sorry for him. Let Amanda make her swimsuits! Even if it fails! Ciara and Paige are true girls girls and we would want them in our corner. (But also is the house too involved in each other's relationships?) Meanwhile, West showed he couldn't commit and we couldn’t be happier that Ciara wasn’t gonna take it. Would you rather be with a little b*tch boy or with a f*ck boy? Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Friday Happy Hour, where we catch each other up on our week! Would you rather go to Something About Her or the Vanderpump Bar Crawl? Or both? On the VPR reunion, Lala wouldn't stop talking, the Toms and Brock are still the worst and we're sad for Ariana when the cast finally watches the end of the finale together. We just absolutely love The Valley. Janet and her pink-booted friend and minion thinking they are better than everyone else when they are truly all the same--NO NOTES! Please Bravo, PLEASE, give us a reunion! Have a fabulous weekend and come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Monday is a great day for a podcast! Are you Team Fuda/Marge/Melissa or Team Tre? Jenn Fessler plays the game and defects to Team Tre. She knows what she's doing. Will the alliances make this season horrible as they won't film together? Will everyone talk about each other but not to each other? And what's up with Danielle and her family? Let's investigate that a bit more (maybe we should hire Bo Dietl??). And when are we going to hear the recorded phone call from last season?! Who do you think is scarier: Marge or Teresa? All this and more! Come down the shore and judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sadly, one of our Bravo predictions has come true: Dorit and PK have separated. We talk The Valley, wondering how can this cast try to ice out Kristen? Let’s ice out Jax! We recap the season finale of VPR and think Lala and Scheana got it all wrong; the hypocrisy! In Summer House, Courtney remains Team Hubbhouse while Mary is Team Carlito, plus we talk all things Kyle and Amanda! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the Season 14 premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Has anything changed? We are still talking about private investigators and calling children at work, feuds that have been happening season after season and same alliances (although we see a big shift coming this season!). Marge doesn’t feel like herself since the passing of her ex-husband. Dolores still doesn’t have a ring. Both Tre and Melissa are sending their girls to college and the Fudas make a splash in episode one. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We HAD to talk about Summer House! Are you Team Carl or Team Lindsay? We can’t get enough of The Valley and the mess Kristen and Jax create; they know exactly what they are doing. Have both Jax and Michelle already checked out of their respective marriages? Over on VPR, we head to San Francisco for the final cast trip and Scheana tries to give Tom a lay up telling him to apologize for talking about Ariana’s mental health. And, HELLO DAN! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we can’t get enough of The Valley! Does Courtney have a thing for Jesse? Is Kristen a truth teller or sharing life altering gossip? Is Michelle already with someone new? We loved the crossover between The Valley and VPR. Does Scheana just want Brock to stay home? Will James go to the wedding and leave Hippie behind? Will Sandoval ever think he did something wrong? Plus give us more Katie and Tom at the diner! Please tell us who your one-sided beef with a celebrity is! Come judge with us!! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the 400s! Today's Happy Hour consists of dabbling in a recap of Mary seeing Countess Lu, some Summer Houses chat, and sorry but not sorry, our initial thoughts on Taylor's new album. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.