Two Judgey Girls

The Season 14 premiere of RHOBH had a solid start! We kick it off with Sutton and her cute ponytail hanging with Jennifer Tilly, we find out PKay is an alcoholic, we watch Erika do her best acting performance of her life as she looks for couch inspiration, we meet new housewife Boz, and we watch Garcelle crushing it at life. Sutton throws a Surrealism party for everyone (but is it maybe Saltburn-themed?) to come together. Has Mary officially turned on her Queen Kyle? We are 100% on Team Dorit (for now)! Is this Kyle's take down season? Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So much is happening! Teddi's affair! John Krasinski is Sexiest Man Alive?! A voice note to remember forever! And obviously our housewives. We are very mad at RHONY for a pregnancy prank--is this the end for us? Stacey is the gift that keeps on giving and Potomac is making us giggle this season! Who would you FMK from the cast? RHOSLC has us wondering about Bronwyn and Todd and reintroducing BIOTCH into our vocabulary. Shannon stands up to Alexis the TV star, and Emily can read and be an attorney. This RHOC reunion has really brought it all. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk a little Potomac, the RHOC reunion, and dive in deep with SLC. Team Katie!!! What is the deal with Heather and Emily? Let the mouse go! Is Todd the scary dad at sleepovers? Does he know he has a front row seat to a money can't buy experience? Will The Barlows leave Palm Springs? Was Heather not invited because she isn’t a couple? WIll Seth leave on Sunday? Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We missed each other and you all so much that we had to chat it up on a Sunday! We discuss the sad news about Teddi filing for divorce from Edwin. Spoiler alert: we are devastated. We also talk Heather vs Bronwyn and Justin vs John (Barlows 4 Life!) on RHOSLC. We wrap up RHOC Season 18 with an engagement finale party thrown by Alexis for Ryan and Jen. Why do we want Jen and Ryan to work out? Do we just loathe Tamra that much? We are strictly Team Katie as well! Where does the cast go from here? Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RHOC is wrapping up London with Jenn finding her voice and Heather and Tamra talking about Jenn's tummy tuck. Plus, Tamra trying to “expose” Katie and Emily’s kids for talking the truth about Heather. Clearly all these kids are right: Heather is bossy. Tamra can’t seem to help herself by “telling” Gina that Shannon was going to expose her last year for “allegedly” throwing Travis down the stairs. It’s all backfiring on Tamrat and Shannon is over it all! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We break down the results of the sweater poll and the RHOBH trailer. Who is the Supreme this upcoming season? We deep dive RHOSLC and Angie’s Mob Wives-themed anniversary party. Mary isn’t going to take two-face Heather, Britani brings a new date, Justin invites Jared Osmond, Whitney confronts Lisa, and John and Justin go at it. Would you like to live on Osmond Lane? Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk all about 'Anatomy of Lies' on Peacock and the Brianna Chickenfry/Zach Bryan breakup. Plus, we recap RHOP (which is fire this season) and RHONY. We meet Stacey’s "friend" TJ, Jacquelyn's PP, fight about bunions, and try to get Karen to admit to a DUI. In New York, Brynn is having a pity party for herself as Ubah continues to call her a snake and condescending. Are you Team Ubah or Brynn? And are we liking the season or are we liking recapping the season? One can never know... Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Missed you so much we had to run it back again! We are FIRED UP with RHOC in London! Jen unleashing on Tamra and her background check, Heather showing her true colors, Gina knowing they will never stop gossiping, and the Heart of the OC pulling out her physical receipts, it doesn't get better than this! In SLC, Britani sits down with a gaslighter, Heather is a pigeon, Whitney talks to a podcaster, and Mary Cosby (a ziplining enthusiast) calls out Heather for being two-faced! What a great way to end the week! Come judge with us!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been too long! We catch up with each other and all of the happenings as well as recap RHOP and RHONY. Over in Potomac, it’s the battle of events with GNA vs Femme Powered. Was Karen getting honored for running into a tree? In New York, the women head to the Hamptons where Erin has a full spread for the ladies and we are trying to figure out who is the pigeon. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would you consider this the end of week and our third pod? Or would you consider this the beginning of the week and our first pod? Either way, it's a Sunday Special to talk the Season 9 premiere of Real Housewives of Potomac. Here's what's happening with the ladies: Karen can’t talk details of her ongoing court case (babe you got a DUI--own it!), Gizelle taking her to breakfast and throwing a Hat-itude party, Ashley pretending to get a divorce, Wendy no longer being a professor, and Mia is still trying to figure out who is the father of her child. It was a solid start to the new season and we look forward to getting to know newbies Vivien and Stacy, and welcome back Jacquelyn. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get to chat RHOSLC and RHOC! We head to MilWAKEEE (pronounce it however you see fit), home of Jeffrey Dahmer, Mary’s Dad, and the Bucks. The ladies head to the game and Angie tells Britani that Jarod is sliding into her brow girl's DMs. Bronwyn stands her ground with Lisa and Heather and Mary doesn’t use public restrooms and relies on tampons for not what you'd think. Meanwhile in Orange County, we have Tamra vs Ryan, the FBI, and Shannon’s 60th birthday with a text message that leaves Alexis and Coach Johnny J on the sidelines for the trip to London. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Courtney is back from her Greek vacation and she fills us in on all the details from her trip. We break down the Season 15 premiere of RHONY, which we really enjoyed. Our minds have definitely shifted and we are already intrigued by the newest Housewife, Racquel. Rebecca who? Is Brynn in her villain era telling people Erin called Jenna Lyons poor and letting Jenna know that Sai “hates” her (even though maybe it was that she can't stand her)? It’s a big game of telephone in New York and the call is coming from inside Brynn's house. We felt lucky to have Pavit back on our screens and have a business proposal for him! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We dive into Hulu's The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. If you're still thinking about watching it or didn't finish it--GO DO IT! It's definitely worth it and we want cameras rolling for Season 2 already! We think Taylor is the main character, Demi is the breakout star, and Whitney is clearly the villain (and what's up with the husband)? Have you had a 44 oz soda from Swig? What about discovering a pregnancy pee stick in a cake? Is everything ok with Jen Affleck??? Will Dakota and Taylor make it? Did stock in Fruity Pebbles rise? WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS?! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jenn hosts a maybe pool taco party with the women all showing up for different events. Emily is pissed because Alexis has taken away her moment to shine and yell at Heather as Alexis is at her lowest point yet. Emily calls her a whackadoodle and really just wants to tell Heather she is not a size 12! The party hilariously devolves into Alexis chasing Emily chasing Heather and ends with Emily yelling to go off John Jannsen some more. We also get a look at the Dos Amigas as the show must go on without T*mra. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are SO happy that our favorite campy ladies of RHOSLC are back! The Season 5 premiere kicks off with Queen Lisa’s Besos party that included: fights about bath bombs, costumes, podcasts, and airing our grievances on a scroll (cue sound effect)l! Plus, we meet new Housewife Bronwyn and Friend Of Britani who steals dinner rolls and may not have made the best impression on Mary. Will Whitney be this season's villain? The ladies are back and ready to throw a snowflake in our faces (and each other)! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back in Guerneville (not to be confused with Sonoma) and continue to watch Shannon’s emotional breakdown while Alexis blindly supports Johnny J. But we aren’t going to talk about it, except that he didn’t take the offer for the full amount of money…now let’s pivot about Gina’s unfortunate rash!!! The women work the runway and Emily’s body dysmorphia kicks in. Meanwhile Tamra can’t help insert herself and tells Heather that Gina is only friends with her because of her real estate connections. At least, that’s what Katie “heard.” We need to move on from this! Come judge with us!  You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So much happening in the Bravoverse, but especially in the OC! From discussing the JJJJ engagement to the feud of Tamra vs Vicki--we chat it all! Is Tamra finally on the receiving end of someone giving her a taste of her own medicine IRL? Should Vicki come back next season? We love seeing Heather in mom-mode and how she operates with her family. Is she looking to adopt?! As the women head to Sonoma Guernsville this week, we get more info on the infamous DUI night. Shannon learns that everybody knows about the video and tells her lawyer to give John Jannsen whatever he wants (though we say don't do it, Shannon!). She shows Heather a disturbing image from that and we don't think the timeline necessarily adds up. This seems like a case for the FBI! Though Shannon still remains the Heart of the OC! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode was recorded before John and Alexis announced their engagement. We chat about their 'anniversary trip' and send our best to the Heart of the OC, who’s facing yet another Storm. This week, Emily dumps her childhood trauma on Jen who is easily able to accept her apology and on top of it still look up to her. Meanwhile, Teddi Mellencamp makes a surprise appearance as Alan Cummings. The women play Traitors and the Tres Amigas seem to be getting along—though Vicki is too busy selling insurance to fight. We also dive deeper into Katie and her ex's story as Heather invites her to Sonoma in hopes of quieting the paparazzi talk. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we breakdown the RHOSLC Season 5 trailer, the Love Island USA Reunion, and RHOC. We were really given some info on Jen and Will--we want more! Will Gina and Emily turn into Shannon and Tamra? Does Tamra always make it about herself? Is Tamra realizing she is on the wrong side of history? Is there a path back for her? Once again, they can never make us hate Shannon Beador! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We were able to link up with each other in between trips so why not celebrate with a little Happy Hour! There is so much to discuss between the RHONY trailer, Blake Lively, Matthew Perry, and Love Island's Molly Mae & Tommy. Plus debrief RHOC. Would you rather be in Big Bear getting your toes licked or La Quinta spilling espresso martinis? Alexis and her obsession with Johnny J and Shannon continues to be documented and Heather can’t let her paparazzi scandal go. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.