Two Moms + a Mic

Gold joins the moms for too much bourbon, woo and fuckery. #wtf #birthday #briggscartunes #toomuch #shaman #woo #motherearth

Michael joins the moms while Dodson acknowledges the elephant in the room. #honestly #divorce #datingapp #goaway #baldisbeautiful #single #garden #wtf

Friend of the show, Michael, returns for a 3-part episode series. The Briggs twins turn 18. Things are legal, different, and yet very much still the same. #18 #legal #birthday #twins #militarydraft #tryflushing #canyouflush #havehope #youngadult #gold

The Moms solemnly discuss panic attacks and the very real existence of too much stress. #420 #genx #platinum #middleaged #layoffthebiotin #panic #wakeupcall #stuartsmiley #anxiety #fightorflight #panic

The Moms joyfully reminisce and interview author Sandra V. Feder about her new book, “Angry Me.” “Angry Me” is a children’s book which explores the idea of working through emotions as a child and how we support our children as parents. Available for purchase at amazon.com and all major bookstores. Find out more about Sandra’s work @sandravfeder on Instagram.       #validateyourkids #raiseyourchildrenwell #toddlertoteen #inspiredmoms #sassy #strongparents #empowered #emphatic

Briggs and Dodson sit down with friend and rock star, Molly Callinan to get real about the decision not to have children. #nokids #jcpenney #freedon #grassisgreener #covidbush #shave #razors #wldoho #bourbon #drinkallday

Briggs and Dodson reflect on their youth as it relates (or doesn't) to modern day mothering. #nuttin #getajob #entitlement #starbucks #deprivationtank #hardship #90s #noevidence #blizzardwalk

The moms revel in catharsis and let loose in another WTF episode.   #wtf #fword ##momsthatswear #fthis #hell #poopingworkers #talkingdick #pamandtommy #bunion #canteen #fallonyourass #coffeedump

The moms try to figure out how to actually care for themselves, holistically, while living in chaos.   This episode was lovingly sponsored by Creekside Press. Creeksidepress.co offers amazing planners that support self-care, balance, productivity, and wellness. Make yourself a priority, and order your planner today. Use the code TWOMOMS10 for 10% off your order.    #loveyourself #calgon #bubbles #help #wine #sustainability #leavemealone #mindset #selfcare #twomoms #lifeplanners #creeksidepress #getit  

Briggs and Dodson host the Top Dads...the younger, male version of themselves. The self-proclaimed Top Dad Podcasters bring equally foul mouths, a love for bourbon, and inappropriate humor to the mic. Check out the amazing Top Dad Podcast on linktr.ee/topdad  Follow the Top Dads on Facebook and Instagram @topdadpod #dads #napervillepodcasters #sandwiches #yomama #pullups #niblet #dadjokes #nocap #bruh #brochacho #topdads  

Briggs and Dodson host Chris Tompkins, author, teacher, and LGBTQ advocate to discuss his work and his critically important book, Raising LGBTQ Allies. You can find Chris at aroadtriptolove.com Follow him on social media at https://www.facebook.com/aroadtriptolove and https://www.instagram.com/aroadtriptolove/?utm_medium=copy_link   His book is for sale here: https://www.amazon.com/Chris-Tompkins/e/B08LP6N9QP%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share   Cheers and Love.   #buythisbook #allies #learning #lgbtq #sameplayground #christompkins #lovealwayswins #oneofourfaves

The moms could use their own safe space while they discuss disciplining vs. punishing their over-empowered children. Also, Briggs stands in a maggot pile and the Dodson dog ate a Covid test. #garbagejuice #gotojail #stayoutofjail #maggotsandsnot #staleweed #ruletheworld #juryduty #wtf #lawyerfees #fuckmountainssuck #bansheeyell We would like to thank our amazing sponsor partner for this episode, Smartass and Sass! If you love to laugh, have a sarcastic sense of humor, and have the mouth of a sailor, you're in a safe space. Welcome to the brand that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to). We're all about three main things: Shopping Small: Focus on championing awesome products made by artists and small businesses and paying fair prices. We also design a few of our own snarky goods in-house.Snark, Sass, and Sarcasm: Our subscribers (and the S&S team) love sassy products! We vibe on all types of sarcasm, and our favorite words definitely have four letters!A Variety of Products: We have everything from sweary stickies to mouthy mugs, and we regularly survey subscribers to see what goods they're wanting.Looking for a regular shipment of sarcasm? We offer 3 subscription options starting at $15.95 + shipping per month. Get a sassy soft-blend shirt, 5-7 hilarious items, or all of the above! Sign up for our subscription and treat yourself to a monthly surprise of sass that fits your personality.Not ready for a monthly commitment? We also have an online shop with 150+ items crafted and curated for sassholes!Two Moms would like to offer our podcast listeners a special promo code: MOM10 for 10% off your first subscription order! Check out www.smartassandsass.com to see all the goods!Follow Smartass and Sass on Facebook and Instagram: @smartassandsass

Dodson finds catharsis in ranting about her daughter's kidney stone drama.   #actualfuck #kidneystones #uti #lordwilling #blackmarket #911 #surgery #mommytantrum #headswillroll

The Moms host a young, candid and wise mom to talk about guilt, shit management, graduated asses, and prison threats.   #drama #wit #prison #fiber #guilt #stayalive #wipeyourass #jugglefire #somekidsflush

The Moms have a new appreciation for open schools, driving privileges, charcuterie boards, and all the fuckery life brings. #gotoschool #wtf #driveyourself #carwreck #nobiggie #dontcrash #stopcrashing #charcuterie #sharkplates #fancylazy #egged #cheesed

The moms share their bizarre Karen experiences and explore the phenomenon of kids who don’t flush.Turns out, Briggs is an expert plunger, and Dodson still runs her potty mouth.#wtfkaren #wtf #karensucks #karendoesntflush #dontpokebriggs #briggsbear #karenculture #shitwater #mellowyellow #browndown #pottymouth #plunge THANK YOU to our wonderful sponsors for this episode:Formulate Hair Care: www.formulate.coUsual Wines: usualwines.com Check them out!!

The moms host an ultra version of themselves and gain all kinds of perspective. #sweetsixteen#humble#ultramarathons#femaleforrestgump#creepers#fakebaby#gemmist#usualwines Thank you to our wonderful sponsors for this episode: Gemmist Hair Care: gemmist.comUsual Wines: usualwines.com

With conflicted hearts, we bring back one of our most vulnerable and poignant episodes. The Darkness Episode. Life is short, and memories are rich. Dedicated to our dear friend, Kimberley Sandford. #darknessisreal #fuckcancer #apintforkim #tomcruiseisadouche #podcasts #realtalk #tabootopics #formulate #gemmist #usualwines

Briggs and Dodson both literally fall down, but optimism and wit are high when it comes to their teens driving automobiles. After all, bikes and roller skates only get you so far and Uber rides are clearly confusing. #fallandrise#brakeforgeese#dontbrakeforsquirrels#nospeeding#getajob#coexist We want to give a big SHOUT OUT to our wonderful sponsors for this episode: FORMULATEAre you tired of the guess-and-test method when it comes to hair care? Formulate is the world's first personalized hair care formulation chemistry service! Head on over to www.formulate.co/podcast and complete the brief hair questionnaire and use promo code: TWOMOMS at checkout. Order today and you will get a second order FREE! SMILEBRILLIANTDo you grind your teeth in your sleep?● If so you're among 40 million other Americans who do. Whether it’s stress, anxiety, or an abnormal bite, chronic teeth grinding will lead to: worn enamel, tooth decay, sleeplessness, and expensive dental procedures.● The #1 teeth grinding prevention recommended by dentists is the custom-fitted night guard. However, it's costly with the average dentist charging $200-$300 per guard and you will grind through several per year.● Using Smile Brilliant's lab-direct process you can get the same custom-fitted night guards for as little as $45 per guard.● Additionally, Smile Brilliant has custom-fitted teeth whitening trays and the cariPRO electric toothbrush.● Head over to www.smilebrilliant.com and use TWOMOMS at checkout for 30% off! GEMMISTRecently, the Two Moms have had the opportunity to try out Gemmist hair care products and we've been so happy with these amazing products! We've been told that our hair "smells amazing" and I absolutely LOVE that I can easily pull a comb through my wet hair after using Gemmist conditioner! GIVE IT A TRY!Right now our listeners can try Gemmist and get 20% off a shampoo and conditioner subscription! Just visit https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102 to get your personalized recommendation and enter TWOMOMS20 at checkout for 20% off and FREE 2-day shipping!

The Moms tackle the taboo subject of puberty with an overdose of honesty. #teensreek #moonparty #onionsmell #tampons #podcorn #gemmist Thank you to our amazing sponsors for this episode: Reel Paper is a paper product brand that makes tree-free products made from 100% bamboo. They use all plastic-free, biodegradeable materials and provide FREE home delivery! With each toilet paper roll you buy, you give back to those in need of clean toilets around the world. Use our special promo code, TWOMOMS to receive 25% off your 1st subscription order at www.reelpaper.com Gemmist is a hair care brand backed by science! Go to www.gemmist.com to take the quick online hair quiz! Their algorithm will make shampoo/conditioner recommendations based on your hair data. Your hair will look and feel amazing! Two Moms and a Mic would like to offer our listeners 20% off your subscription to Gemmist hair products with our special promo code: TWOMOMS20. Click the link and it will auto-apply your discount!   https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS20&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102