Two Monsters Rolling Dice

<p>An actual play TTRPG podcast that is done by professionals who—wait, this says UNprofessionals. Hmm. Well, it’s a podcast I suppose. It is done by some monsters, and they roll dice. And it also thinks its an old timey radio show! </p> <p> </p> <p>Join us on the first season of our FateCore powered adventure, as we explore The Uncanny Valley—an eerie world of fantasy, cowboys, and steam power!</p>

The Uncanny Valley Prologue, Ep. 1 — The War of the World

As the world's first global conflict slowly spreads over the face of Palmyra, we begin to see how it has affected each of the player characters in their pasts. This prologue spans the years 351 - 355 of the 4th Era.———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

01-25
01:01:08

The Uncanny Valley Prologue, Ep. 2 — The Great Restoration

In the aftermath of the War of the World, our heroes try to find new lives in the wake of such chaos. We also meet our third player character, who should be having the best day of his life... This Prologue episode spans the years 360 to 370 of the 4th Era.———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

01-25
01:01:26

The Uncanny Valley Prologue, Ep. 3 — Khan!

The final installment of our Prologue episodes, in which we meet the fourth and final player character, and see what has pulled each of them to the Isle of Khan, the setting of our campaign.This Prologue episode covers the years of 370 to 373, the current year in our story.———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

01-25
01:20:24

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 4 — Ghosts of the Mainland

Our posse finds their way to Khan. Stomps gets rowdy. The Teller meets the new world. Chanterelle starts a fire.———————————————————Music written and recorded by TMRDAdditional music by George GershwinSFX by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

02-01
01:10:13

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 5 — Graves of Tomorrow

Riccoban gets paid. Adelie tries to make a deal. Egos clash as pieces move on the board.———————————————————Music written and recorded by TMRDSFX by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

02-08
40:24

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 6 — A Teller Walks into a Bar…

The posse rides the Uncanny Express. Adelie makes a deal. The Teller rubs elbows. The Gang gets together.———————————————————Music written and recorded by TMRDAdditional music by George GershwinSFX by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

02-15
01:37:06

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 7 — Red, Raya, and Railcarts

The posse comes knocking. Will they be friend or foe? Are Adelie’s days in the valley numbered, or is she just finding her stride?———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDSFX and Additional Music by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

02-22
01:23:58

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 8 — Thirsty Jim’s World Famous Banana Daquiris

Chanterelle has some deja vu. Riccoban sets up Thirsty Jim to fail. The posse meets the Judge.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDAdditional music written by W.A. MozartSFX and Additional Music by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

03-01
01:02:02

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 9 — Some Weather We’re Having, huh?!

The Posse Meets the Commodore, the town doctor. Adelie is alone in her cabin… or is she? The Teller gets in bed with a dangerous ally. Storms are brewing.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDAdditional Music written by George GershwinSFX and Additional Music by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

03-08
01:10:00

WTMRD Breaking News: A Press Conference

An important news interruption, preempting our normal broadcast schedule. Huge news.

03-14
03:17

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 10 — The Capture of Ms. Adelie Dufresne, pt. 1

The Posse take to the Skies. Adelie gets lost in the woods. A neighbor comes to borrow a cup… of EVIL.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDSFX and Additional Music by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

03-15
01:06:51

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 11 — The Capture of Ms. Adelie Dufresne, pt. 2

Our wall-to-wall, action-packed, desperation-soaked conclusion to the search for Ms. Dufresne. The posse meets one of the locals and her offspring, and then meet some other locals as well. A bad day becomes a disaster. ———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDSFX by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————Promo linksThe Real Thing RPG: https://accidentalcyclops.com/therealthingrpg/Trans Rights for Florida Bundle:https://itch.io under TTRPGs for Trans Rights for FloridaGoodPods Takeover:March 28th and 29th, sign up on GoodPods app———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

03-22
01:35:16

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 12 — On the Wings of Eagle

Chanterelle stalks the foothills. The posse takes an uncomfortable ride. The Teller tries not to die.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDSFX and additional music by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————Promo linksGoodPods Takeover:March 28th and 29th, sign up on GoodPods app———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

03-29
01:14:53

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 13 — A Rebellious Streak

Rico and Adelie have a drink. The Teller goes to a funeral. Chanterelle makes a rash decision.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRD"Funny Comedy" by Vivaleum and "Amazing Grace" by Music for Videos by www.Pixabay.comSFX by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————Promo linksGoodPods Takeover:March 28th and 29th, sign up on GoodPods app———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

04-05
01:00:38

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 14 — New Wounds, Old Scars

The Teller arranges a payday. Adelie digs up some dirt. Rico gets his photo taken. Chanterelle confronts her past.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDAdditional Music written by George Gerswhin and Edvard GriegSFX and additional music by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

04-12
01:22:06

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 15 — In Search of Friendship

The Posse finally confronts Adelie Dufresne, as tensions mount. The people of Friendship ask for a hand.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRD“Roses Are Not Beautiful” written by Dustin McMahon and Harlowe ShannonSFX and additional music by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

04-19
01:13:28

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 16 — The War of the Brothels

The posse arrives at the ruins of Friendship. Adelie plans a party. The War of the Brothels begins.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRD“Now This is Heaven” written and recorded by Dustin McMahon and Harlowe ShannonAdditional Music written by George GershwinSFX and additional music by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

04-26
56:33

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 17 — The Hanging of Mick Django

The posse get their hands dirty in the name of Friendship. A wild boiler hunts and stalks the Teller. Adelie lights a fire.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRD“Western” by QubeSounds on www.Pixabay.comSFX by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

05-03
01:28:20

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 18 — Khanmon Ground

The posse come home. Adelie makes a purchase. The Teller has a conversation with himself. Chanterelle and Rico plan a trip.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDAdditional music written by Mabel TiltonSFX by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

05-17
56:39

The Uncanny Valley, Episode 19 — Teller and the Judge

Rico and Chanterelle fly south for the Port. Adelie gets her paperwork in order. Teller and the Judge go on patrol.———————————————————Follow us on Twitter: @dice_monstersMusic written and recorded by TMRDAdditional music written by Mabel TiltonAdditional music by Guitar Obsession from PixabaySFX by www.Pixabay.com———————————————————CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse

05-31
01:00:59

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