Two Nymphs Walk Into a Bar

A podcast distilled with mythology. Grab a cup and join Tori + Molly every week as they spill the Mount Olympus tea.

Episode 40: Fare Thee Well

Important announcement to be heard in the beginning of the episode. In their final episode, Tori and Molly revisit some of their most (and least) favorite gods/goddesses to make a definitive ranking.   For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

12-10
31:04

Episode 39: Homeward Bound, Odysseus Part III

Will Odysseus ever make it home? Will the suitors ever leave Penelope and her home alone? Find out in our final installment of our hero's journey.   Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 7:40.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

12-03
34:54

Episode 38: Out to Sea, Odysseus Part II

We're back with Odysseus as he begins his long journey home. Can he endure an angry cyclops, cannibalistic giants and a rendezvous with an enchantress? (Spoiler alert, there's a part III.)   Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 9:15.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

11-26
33:39

The Neverending Journey: Odysseus Part I

You know that feeling where you know something is going to go terribly wrong, but you find yourself doing it anyways? That's the boat Odysseus finds himself in while sailing off to the Trojan war.    Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 10:45.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

11-19
37:31

Episode 36: Witchy Vibes

We may be half way through November, but we're keeping spooky season alive with this bewitching episode. Warm up a cup of butterbeer and dive into the world of Circe, the goddess of magic.    Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 9:35.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

11-12
37:49

Episode 35: Double the Trouble

Can you name a more iconic duo than the Two Nymphs? No? We'll wait. ... If Castor and Pollux come to mind, you're on the right path for this week's episode.  Can a set of twins have different fathers? What happens when one is immortal and the other isn't? Listen on for these answers and more.   Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 9:38.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

11-05
38:57

Episode 34: Death Becomes Him

The Nymphs are ready to get you in a spooky mood! This week, we're ringing in Tori's favorite holiday with Thanatos, the god of death. We also discuss how Ancient Greece helped influence Halloween as we know it today.   Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 11:53.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

10-29
38:36

Episode 33: Feeling Breezy

We're sure this episode will blow you away! Tori is back and the Nymphs are bringing you along to meet the wind gods.    Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 8:10.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

10-15
31:03

Episode 32: Mollylogue

Join Molly on her first solo podcast episode as she explores the world of personality typing and uses the judging side of her personality to assign some of our favorite gods and goddesses their Myers-Briggs types!   For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

10-08
17:20

Episode 31: Home Is Where the Hearth Is

We're rounding out our coverage of the Olympian twelve with Hestia. She may be last, but she's certainly not least! Though less discussed today, find out how she played one of the most important roles in the home of the gods.    Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 12:22.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

10-01
34:33

Episode 30: Her-O, Way to Go

We need a hero! We're holding out for a hero 'til the morning light. We're not so sure about Orpheus's strength or speed, but his musical talents are definitely larger than life.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

09-24
32:25

Episode 29: When Horses Fly

Pegasus may not be a miniature horse, but he too certainly deserves a 5,000 candle salute. (Unsure of the reference? Check out Parks and Rec.) Enjoy our first Creature Feature as we take you off to the races in this week's episode.   Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 11:10.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

09-17
34:03

Episode 28: Are You Amused?

Picture this - the nine muses standing before you yelling "Are you not entertained??" Gladiator style. Because, truly, without them, you probably wouldn't be. And if after this episode you feel the urge to write an epic poem or dance around the room, don't fight it. In fact, we encourage it.    Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 9:30.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

09-10
35:08

Episode 27: Star-Crossed Titans

We should know by now that a vengeful god is not one to mess with, especially if he's the king. Unfortunately for them, Atlas and Prometheus both became well acquainted with is wrath. However, what's a worse fate than death? We may just have the answer for you...   Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 10:10.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

09-03
39:31

Episode 26: My Only Sunshine

"Baby you light up my world like nobody else..." are probably not the lyrics you'll hear Helios singing during karaoke, but we like to pretend. Come along for a ride across the sky as we discuss the sun god, though don't get too close. You might get burned...   Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 9:27.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

08-27
35:11

Episode 25: Don't Take Seeds From Strangers

Persephone - Commanding queen of the Underworld or a girl with Stockholm Syndrome? This week, Molly and Tori discuss how she goes from having no control over her life's circumstances to being one of the most influential goddesses with agency. We'll also be sipping on, you guessed it, pomegranate cocktails.    Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 7:15.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

08-20
34:55

Episode 24: Brunching with Bear Grylls

You're walking through the Grecian forest alone. You hear a rustling nearby and decide to check it out. Is that a wild Bear Grylls you spy brewing up a special pot of tea...? Nope! It's just Pan frolicking through the trees. There's no need to worry... just don't wake him from a nap.    Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 6:00.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

08-13
31:46

Episode 23: Which Goddess is 3.37 Feet Tall?

Answer.... Demeter! (*cheers for dad jokes*)   We're bringing in the harvest a little early this year with the goddess of agriculture. If you enjoy a beer, you have the goddess of grains to thank. Grab a pint and settle in for another week!   Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 6:45.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

08-06
32:03

Episode 22: Psyche Does the Cupid Shuffle

Down, down, do your trials, do your trials. Did you know Greek Mythology was telling fairy tales before they were cool? Cupid may be the god of love, but it certainly wasn't an easy an easy path to reach his happily ever after.   Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 7:03.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   For a silly podcast recounting tales from history, check out https://www.thatwasgeniuspodcast.com/.    "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

07-30
38:19

Episode 21: The One Where They (Finally) Correctly Pronounce His Name

The Nymphs are back with more tales of another Olympian god. Hephaestus may have been the butt of some of our jokes, but find out why the god of fire and technology perhaps shouldn't be taken so lightly. Also, we see the return of Molly's favorite liquor...   Want to jump straight to the myths? Head to 11:04.    For more, visit twonymphspodcast.com.   "Dreamy Flashback" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License   "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License  

07-23
34:47

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