Two Spotted Dicks On The Great British Bake Off

It's an episode of highs and lows for all three bakers, none of whom is perfect (though all are impressive) in a tense and close finale featuring breads, biscuits, and cakes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave returns to Two Spotted Dicks with his customary very strong opinions, and you won't believe what happens next! J/K, you'll totally believe it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spotted Dick Danny is joined by his better half -- the true baker in the household.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Italian Week, and that cannoli mean two things: Godfather references and a Celsius-Fahrenheit conversions!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a savory pastry week with three kinds of dough and a surprise ending. Well, half a surprise.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The bakers have to make a steamed school pudding (alas, no one makes an actual spotted dick), a molten pudding (we'd call it a cake), and a layered trifle. Beef GOOD!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The tent is full of ooey gooey goodness this week as the bakers tackle Caramel Week. Now that's what we call a sticky situation!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Confused by British-to-English baking translations? This episode won't help, because teacakes are apparently bread, cottage loaves are loaves made in cottages, and the Liverpudlians still aren't subtitled. Fortunately there's a great Showstopper, and all the double entendres you could ever want. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's all about time management when the bakers are asked to to relatively simple but intricate tasks within the utterly arbitrary time constraints of reality television! Well, and some of physics, like how long it takes a fortune cookie to harden, and of culture, like what is a fortune cookie anyway? More philosophically, will you ever finish a game on an edible board before it falls apart or someone eats it?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Say hello to Prue, Sandi, Noel and ... sigh ... Paul, as the Bake Off kicks off a new season on its new home! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adam and Danny talk spreadsheets, shoes and ... oh yeah! The winner of Series 7 of the Great British Bake Off!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The final four become the final three in the season's penultimate episode!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's Tudor Week, you ask? No one seems entirely sure; the rules aren't very consistent. But basically the bakers have to complete historical-themed challenges and endure historical-themed puns. The results might baffle a time-traveling Henry VIII, but Danny and Adam would definitely partake.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The bakers dish up their most mouth-watering desserts, plus Tom seems to have the barest concept of what a hipster is!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's theme is a bit of a stretch, calling for herbs, flowers (both flavorful and decorative), and in the Signature "anything that grows," but the results are pretty spectacular, and we want to eat them all.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dental floss to cut pastry, a pasta maker to roll out filo dough -- is it Pastry Week or MacGyver Week?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From the very British Yorkshire Pudding to the not-even-remotely British churros, the bakers are taken on quite a journey, and so are your hosts!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The bakers have to make chocolate bread, a multi-grain savory centerpiece, and something called a dampfnudel. There's a song!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While the bakers give a Viennese confection a whirl for Biscuit Week, Adam and Danny discuss the differences between cookies and biscuits, whether it's better to be soft or hard, and — most important — whether gingerbread actually sucks.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is no joke too corny, no innuendo too horny, and no technical challenge too thorny as we're introduced to a dozen bakers — not a baker's dozen — competing to win Mary Berry's love.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices