Two Wrongs

(or how the boys solved Soiling Yourself) After a quick diversion into the wonderful world of drag, the boys settle into that perennial problem of the potential act of soiling oneself when out in public. Hate yourself? Follow Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved The Housing Crisis) With their first special guest, Mike Green in tow, Jason and Karl solve the bane of every 30 something's avo-on-toast-eating existence, how to get into the housing market. Hate yourself? Follow Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved The Great Resignation) It's been a long six months, but your favourite problem solving duo are finally back at it, and they're not wasting any time solving the greatest issues of these unprecedented times. Hate yourself? Follow Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved The Cultural Appropriation) Stock your stuffing with trappings from all across the globe. From Native-American Head-dress to Moai statues, it's all fair game to the coloniser.  Hate yourself? Follow Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved The Cult of Celebrity) In which a personal grudge against one of the defining pop stars of our generation is revealed. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Happiness) After an interruption of the feline variety; and a detour into politics, the boys find their way to their happiness gyms, and undertake the 'workout' of their lives. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Nuclear Proliferation) Have the boys bitten off more than they can chew? Jason certainly seems to think so as the boys attempt to solve a challenge that has been out of reach of the world's leaders. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Addiction) In which via way of many, many beers Jason and Karl work through the ailments of addiction, and find the solution was under their noses the entire time. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Selfishness) In which Jason and Karl realise that maybe, there was nothing wrong with selfishness all along... Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Insecurity) In which Jason and Karl get introspective, and take a good hard look at their own insecurities. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Health & Wellbeing) In which Jason and Karl prove that there's nothing wrong with doing the right things for the wrong reasons. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram.   Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Cancel Culture) In which Karl does a bad thing 16 years ago, and is now worried about the internet mob coming after him. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Politics) In which two of the most informed political commentators break down the US election and give sound and logical breakdowns to help those voting make an educated decision. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Fashion) In which Karl desperately tries to do his best to link fashion to everything from the oppression of women through the ages through to the prudish Dutch. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Religion) In which through a chance meeting high above the mountains of Papua New Guinea, the boys get to the bottom of all this God business. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Equality) In which two straight men speak almost exclusively on women's and LBGT issues. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Racism again...) In which in light of recent events, the boys swing back round to knock racism on the head once and for all. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by Ben Maynard Cover art by Nick Paustian Lettering by Tamara Scheiwe

(or how the boys solved Bullying) In which the boys solve bullying once and for all. Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe)

(or how the boys solved Racism) Hate yourself? Follow us Jason and Karl on Instagram. Jason: @howman_fishing Karl: @karlpaustian Intro and outro by https://www.instagram.com/craftmotel/ (Ben Maynard) Cover art by https://www.instagram.com/iightspeed/ (Nick Paustian) Lettering by https://www.instagram.com/tamaraseptember/ (Tamara Scheiwe) Additional music by https://freesound.org/people/f-r-a-g-i-l-e/ (f-r-a-g-i-l-e) ----------------------------- Chapter 1 Jason moved to the window and pressed his hand against the glass. The rain looked as if it would never end. It had just passed two in the morning, the ancient grandfather clock in the hall made that clear, but Jason couldn’t sleep. He rarely could these nights. He stared out into the darkness only to have the moors lit up with a flash of lightning. He thought he saw a shape on the far end of the estate’s drive, but his eyes couldn’t adjust to the change in light fast enough and just like that all was dark outside again. That shape burned into his retina and with it came the hope he dared not speak aloud. He stood there, motionless for minutes, his only company the incessant tapping of the rain hitting the clay roof tiles. His eyes focused down the way, trying to make out any change in the viscosity of the darkness. Any sign of movement. In his concentrated state he found the pane fogging up with his quickened breath. He used the shawl he’d taken from the ottoman to rub it away. He didn’t want anything interfering with his vision. And just like that, with another brilliant flash of light, he was there. Halfway down the drive, sodden and miserable, and cloaked from head to toe he sat on the back of an equally sodden and miserable mare. But there was no mistaking that stance, it was his Mr. Knightley, his Mr. Darcy, his Heathcliff... Karl had returned, and all would be right in the world.