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<p><strong>Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥 </strong></p><p><strong>His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️ </strong></p><p><strong>A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑 </strong></p><p><strong>And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰 </strong></p><p><br /></p><p><strong>Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕</strong></p><p><br /></p><p><strong>A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren't destined to be kings. </strong>🫵</p><p><br /></p><p><strong>-- Part of the Fable and Folly Network. Check out more shows at </strong><a href="https://fableandfolly.com/">https://fableandfolly.com</a> <strong>-- </strong></p>

TRAILER

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10-13
01:00

1 - MIDDLE AGED

If saved the Princess from a fake dragon, that would make me knight-worthy. Oh yeah also gotta keep loosening that sword in the stone. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-27
33:12

2 - ADOPTION

Getting adopted by an heirless noblewoman, that will put me atop the list for the next knighthood. Don't "bro" me, it could work! -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-28
28:35

3 - CHUMS

You can keep your "friends," I. Want. Chums. They can recommend me for a knighthood. Aye, it's another gambit. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-28
31:16

4 - BANQUET

Second try at schmoozing. Gonna do some knight-working (trademarked so don't you dare). -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-28
28:10

5 - CAT

They're pets to you, to us cats are the spawn of Satan. Still useful for my knighthood ambitions methinks. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-28
25:38

6 - FAILYN THE...

Final gambit of the season. I want that sword in the stone gimme that GD sword! -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-28
29:35

UN-TITLED UN-SHEATHED: Failyn

An investigation into whether our hero, anti-hero Failyn the Squire, was a real historical figure, or generated by a very jaded A.I. bot. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

07-29
03:53

UN-TITLED UN-SHEATHED: Princess Merrilee

An investigation into whether her highness, the occasionally sober Princess Merrilee, was a real historical figure, or totally made up by some LA-based "industry" types. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-05
04:10

UN-TITLED UN-SHEATHED: Sir Mountjoy

An investigation into whether Sir Mountjoy, the renowned knight and venereal disease connoisseur, was a real historical figure, or a product of infinite monkey theorem. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-12
04:01

UN-TITLED UN-SHEATHED: Thum

An investigation into whether his hungriness, Thum - only of his name - was a real historical figure, or invented by a cruise ship improv troupe. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-19
03:48

UN-TITLED UN-SHEATHED: Artie

An investigation into whether Artie, the Once and Future insufferable King Arthur, was a real historical figure, or fabricated over the centuries by horny French writers and lonely British geezers. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

08-28
05:09

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