Unabashed Book Snobbery

The A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones podcast where we gush about Martin's prose and complain about the atrocious adaptation of his finest work.

Pride and Prejudice (1995) Ep. 2 - Mr. Collins & the Olive Branch

Kylie and Julia return in a timely fashion to chat through the second episode of the 1995 BBC's adaptation of Pride & Prejudice. In this episode, Mr. Collins writes down future compliments, Mary sings very ill, Mr. Darcy would by no means suspend any pleasure of Lizzie's, and the really, really hot guy must be telling the truth!

10-01
01:19:01

Pride And Prejudice (1995) Ep.1 - Mrs. Bennet's Wonderful News

 Kylie and Julia pivot to their second shared obsession: the 1995 BBC adaptation of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. The results are hyper efficient.In this episode, Mr. Bennet beats a joke into the ground, Kitty coughs for her own amusement, Sir William Lucas helps Caroline move in society, and for some reason Jane is the hot sister.

07-11
01:32:46

UBS #82 Caroline Was Right (for now)

Julia, Kylie, Caroline, and Gretchen name their dragons, define antagonists, and wonder if they're secure in trusting House of the Dragon as they discuss the first season in full. Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes.  Episode Breakdown0:00 - Intro3:15 - The adjective game & fandom engagement18:45 - HOTD tops itself/the ending25:20  - Missteps, favorites, and Matt Daemon29:40 - Avoid and evade, typical airbender tactics39:20 - Season structure51:30 - What's an antagonist?1:02:00 - Liberatory violence1:09:20  - Babes and MMD1:22:30 - The dagger of it all1:32:45 - Are we getting duped again?1:45:45 - Season 2 hopes and dreams1:56:20 - The Aemond of it all2:05:20 - Name your dragon! 

03-23
02:18:18

HotD 1x10 We Did It, Visenya!

 Julia, Kylie, Caroline and Bo celebrate Emma D'Arcy stealing the show, while Vhagar fulfills her own Targ destiny in the House of the Dragon season finale, "The Black Queen."Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full episode notes.  Episode Breakdown:  0:00 - Intro, asks, recap, and Florida16:25 - Rhaenyra is practically perfect22:25 - The babe did come :(32:30 - Daemon's spousal support40:20 - Sweet gaming table44:30 - Fucking Otto53:15 - Daemon stans and a terrible ship1:04:05 - A good ship1:14:30 - Ask your doctor about Vermithor1:19:56 - Treat in Kamino1:28:35 - Julia reads from her Kobo1:33:20 - Vhagar makes Visenya proud1:42:15 - Kylie wants to rage-quit1:49:15 - Highlights/lowlights

02-17
02:06:27

HotD 1x09 Rhaenys Flew Over The Coup Coup Nest

Julia, Kylie, and Caroline get out their #girlboss mugs and smash through smallfolk to celebrate the first penultimate season episode for House of the Dragons, 'The Green Council'. Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes. Episode Breakdown: 0:00 - Intro & episode recap12:05 - Struck down in his prime!21:33 - A zany search sequence31:42 - The princess in the tower41:22 - Aegonball50:10 - Defining 'closer to earth'55:15 - Feet info exchange1:06:25 - The plot carries Rhaenys this way!1:12:50 - Girlbossing the smallfolk to death1:38:30 - Highlights/lowlights & do we like this story? 

02-09
01:57:51

HotD 1x08 Toastmasters

Julia, Kylie, and Caroline reunite with Musa for an awkward family dinner where they toast the 8th episode of House of the Dragon, "The Lord of the Tides". Musa agrees Targs are boring with the exception of one particular edgelord.Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes.Episode Breakdown:0:00 - Introduction & recap22:10 - Julia wants to spoil Fire and Blood20:00 - Mullets and age-bending24:00 - Marie de' Medici and wall porn34:21 - The Alicent that was promised40:00 - Questionable online discourse57:47 - Musa hates boring Targs1:04:45 - Rhaenys needs to monologue her motivations1:13:00 - Stupid prophecy dagger is stupid1:20:15 - Helaena is thinkin' about bugs1:35:00 - Family dinner of fun1:46:10 - Julia reads from her Kobo1:53:53 - Dramatic irony happens!2:03:03 - Highlights/lowlights

01-26
02:10:29

HotD 1x07 Miguel Turns Off The Lights

Julia, Kylie, and Caroline strain their eyes to watch House of the Dragon episode 7, 'Driftmark' thanks to Miguel Sapochnik, and begin their own familial strife over Alicent's poo face.Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes.Episode Breakdown:0:00 - Intro, asks, and recap12:25 - We're struggling, guys26:10 - Green burial practices35:55 - Miguel Sapochnik turns off the lights39:50 - Caroline ships RhaenyraxDaemon46:10 - Hiccup's first flight51:15 - Kid punching and kobos57:21 - Alicent monologues her motivations1:15:00 - Laenor shows up with Starbucks1:26:55 - We travel to the Fire Nation1:32:35 - Highlights/lowlights

01-19
01:53:28

HotD 1x06 The Babe Won't Come

Julia, Kylie, and Caroline are thrust forward in time 10 years where they discuss engorgement, dig up Criston Cole's 4chan posts, and shout "polycule" repeatedly.  Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes. Episode Breakdown:  0:00 - Intro & episode recap7:15 - Rhaenyra takes a lovely stroll15:30 - The "we want to bang Rhaenyra" repression club22:40 - How to train your dragon34:30 - The Alicent in the room47:15 - The babe won't come1:10:55 - Criston Cole gets punched in the face1:30:30 - Larys is eating her pie1:40:22 - Highlighs & lowlights

01-05
01:54:43

HotD 1x05 Patriarchy Brains Break

Julia, Kylie, and Caroline celebrate the royal wedding by squeeing through their entire discussion of episode 5 of House of the Dragon, "We Light the Way."  Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes.   Episode Breakdown: 0:00 - Intro & episode recap7:00 - UBS corrections8:45 - Lady Rhea17:50 - Alicent's fun day25:00 - A proposal is proposed at Driftmark38:00 - Julia's Criston Cole headcanons51:15 - Royal wedding time1:13:00 - Julia pulls out her Kobo again1:24:30 - The short, short version1:32:10 - Highlights & lowlights

12-22
01:46:23

HotD 1x04 Thematic Parmesan Crisps

 Julia, Kylie, and Caroline welcome back Gretchen to chat about sex and sex rats, aka episode 4 of House of the Dragon, "King of the Narrow Sea".  Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes. Episode Breakdown: 0:00 - Introduction & episode recap7:17 -Some kind of chronological analysis20:00 - Garden party 33:45 - Matt Smith talks in Valyrian42:47 - Rhaenyra on the town 52:05 - Sex juxtaposition1:05:00 - The Criston Cole scene1:19:50 - Julia takes out her Kobo 1:43:10 - Highlights/lowlights

12-15
01:57:36

HotD 1x03 Dance of the Crabs

Julia, Kylie, and Caroline watch episode 3 "Second of his Name" and get distracted by Mary Bennet and hairnets. This week's Dornish rant is nothing compared to the discussion of symbolic stags and crab dances. Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes. Episode Breakdown: 0:00 - Introduction3:10 - Episode Recap6:00 - CRABFEEDER 20:15 - Main plot & hairnets32:15 - Breadtangle of politics 50:00 - Symbolic stags58:00 - Targy traits1:04:15 - Symbolic fingers1:09:45 - Requisite Dornish discussion 1:20:10 - Highlights/lowlights

12-08
01:40:38

HotD 1x02 Her Hair is Full of Patriarchy

Julia, Kylie, and Caroline continue their viewing of House of the Dragon with its second episode "The Rogue Prince" and crap...are they starting to really enjoy it? Only minor Dornish rants ensue, and we learn why Rhaenys's hair is so big.  Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes. Episode Breakdown: 0:00 - Introduction5:20 - Episode Recap8:16 - Beginning of episode discussion16:15 - Yet another Criston Cole rant21:00 - Some clarifications from last week25:00 - Alicent the sexual manipulator35:20 - Will Viserys marry this 12 year old?44:09 - Daemon shenanigans 1:10:41 - Let's talk costumes1:16:45 - Highlights/lowlights

12-01
01:35:22

HotD 1x01 - Fine, We'll Watch the Boring Targs

Julia and Kylie reunite with Caroline to cover yet another HBO A Song of Ice and Fire-universe show House of the Dragon...this time with actually nice things to say? In addition to, dare we say it, a degree of dramatic satisfaction. This episode focuses on the series premiere, "The Heirs of the Dragon."    Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full podcast notes and links.  Episode Breakdown 0:00 – Intro and catch-up8:45 – Episode recap11:15 – Review & discussion48:40 – Dornish rant

11-17
01:31:40

UBS #71 Remembering Season 8 Part 2

Julia and Kylie continue their laborious journey back through Season 8, as they recap the final 3 episodes that broke fandom forever.  Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes and links.  Episode Breakdown  0:00 – Intro from the future!  8:30 –  “The Last of the Starks”;  1:03:30 – “The Bells”;  1:37:30 – “The Iron Throne”

03-25
02:24:35

UBS #70 Remembering Season 8 Part 1

Back with a vengeance, Julia and Kylie begin their work revisiting Season 8 with one of their famous high level recaps of the entire season! Analysisishness ensues. Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes. Episode Breakdown:  0:00 - Intro from the future!  8:00 -  "Winterfell";  1:00:00 - "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms";  1:43:45 - "The Long Knight"

03-19
02:26:12

The 4th Primetime Carol Awards - GoT Season 8

Kylie, Julia, and Caroline return as MCs for the most prestigious award show in all of television: The Carol Awards! Celebrating the best in dramatic satisfaction, they take you through Game of Thrones Season 8's greatest hits in 40 categories, once more. The full Season 8 Carol Awards Ceremony post can be found on TheFandomentals.com. Nomination presentations begin around the 4 minute mark

08-14
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UBS #68 Season 8 Grab Bag

After taking a few weeks to recover, Julia and Kylie are finally ready to talk about Game of Thrones season 8, by clearing out Kylie's ask-box in a very unstructured conversation, as is fitting. Due to the grab-bag nature of this episode, a proper "breakdown" was not possible.  Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes. 

06-07
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8x06 "The Iron Throne" UBS Review

Julia, Kylie, and Caroline, are joined by Gretchen for the FINAL EPISODE EVER of Game of Thrones. They discuss the dramatic satisfaction that obviously ensued, as well as a pesky little thing that begins with 's' and ends with 'ism'. Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full show notes. Episode Breakdown  0:00 - Intro & episode recap;  12:30 -  Sansa and Dany;  44:00 - Jonny;  1:00:00 - Gvernance & character arcs;  1:36:00 - CAROL and closing thoughts

05-22
01:57:09

8x05 "The Bells" UBS Review

Julia, Kylie, and Caroline, welcome Blaire to their bell choir, which is deeply significant to all involved. Topics include whether this is the worst episode to date, the reemergence of Carol, and Harry Strickland's horse.  Due to yet another epic battle episode on the show, this episode does not have neatly divided topic markers. Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full podcast notes. 

05-15
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8x04 "The Last of the Starks" UBS Review

Julia, Kylie, and Caroline, welcome Jana back to the feed, to chat about the set-up for Game of Thrones's final theater. It is...not looking promising. Please visit TheFandomentals.com for full episode notes. Episode Breakdown:  0:00 - Intro & recap;  10:15 - Mad Queen Dany & her boyfriend;  32:45 - Sansa & violence in the show;  44:15 - Arya, Bronn, Jaime;  54:15 - Sam & Gilly, logistics, and some BS deaths;  1:11:30 - Pacing, meta lines, CAROL;  1:25:15 - Leaks for the remainder of the season;  1:35:15 - Closing non-spoilery thoughts

05-08
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