Kody mispronounces words and thinks he would've been a better polygamist if he just told his wives sit down and shut up, Meri reveals that she's been legally asked to sit down and shut up, and I don't really get what David and Christine are doing in this episode tbh
Meri "randomly" "stumbles on" a letter from Kody she "forgot" he wrote 30 years ago, Robyn calls Kody a stripper, and Christine discusses why Paedon can only communicate in movie quotes
Robyn makes a gross reference to ovulation, Kody doesn't remember what the B&B looks like, and Christine wants Kody and David to be besties
Kody forgets he's the father to Christine's kids, Janelle thinks a janky tree propped up against the side of Maddie's house is a symbol for her future and Robyn gives a tearful goodbye to The Haunted Mansion
Mykelti almost get sucked up into a twister, Kody gets himself a new delicious dining room, and Meri has a painting party with a bunch of horndogs
David makes me legit LOL, Meri claims to be hilarious, and Robyn pretends she doesn't want to move into a mega-mansion. Plus, another terrible Special Forces recap!
Our favorite lunatics are back! Meri gets ready for speed dating, Janelle wears the label of Witch proudly, and Kody and Robyn make us all squirm with discomfort as they make sex jokes. Plus I do a terrible job of recapping Kody's first episode of Special Forces!
I explain my unexpected and unannounced summer hiatus and then regale you with the tale of meeting Christine
The Browns have some rules for the kids and their associates, Maddie calls Robyn out for her promiscuity, and Robyn refuses to get a job, even when one is literally handed to her
Kody announces the big news, Christine is afraid of leading the children to the sharks, and Robyn's got concerns about their neurodevelopment
We finally reach the end of the road! Kody refuses to reveal details of his premarital dalliances, David makes a great point about polygamy, and Janelle makes sure we all know she's an Earth Mama who loves food, wine and sex
Kody claims poor Ariella has no one to pay for her college, we listen to a lot of gross kissing sounds, and I wonder just what the hell is going on in the state of Utah
Kody has a hair on his jacket and then has a staring contest with Suki, I wonder if Christine has actually moved on, and Janelle speaks for us all when she says she simply doesn't like Kody and Robyn
I ramble a ton because I think I forgot how to do a podcast after 3 weeks, Kody mistakes Batman Begins for The Dark Knight, and Meri demonstrates what a woman in therapy looks like
Meri and Janelle refuse to hug, poor Truely doesn't want to watch Christine pretend to be a stripper, and we get a good view of the top of Kody's head
We're back in (sorta) present day! Janelle checks out the trees she spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on, Meri finally realizes Robyn is not her friend, and I ramble on about how I don't understand baptisms
Mona drives around in circles looking for rentals for an entire month, Robyn's got big news, and Kody takes a load off
Robyn suggests her 10 year old buy his own bedroom furniture, Maddie has thoughts on philandering men, and the Browns once again prove they cannot go anywhere or do anything without chaos
Christine's whole deal is basically boiled down to one scene, Meri turns 40 and runs into a house, and the Browns attempt to buy 4 houses at once and are shocked it doesn't work out
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Christine's father encouraged her to get a college education. She didn't want to work outside the home she wanted to have children instead- she and Janelle traded cause Janelle didn't want to care for her children and Christine didn't want to work.