Uncle Monster's Spooky Time Fright Hour

It's time to say goodbye, but not before we figure out who is the toughest monster of them all! We've got thrills, we've got chills, we've got tons of surprises, and we've got a heartfelt goodbye. Thank you so much for listening!

We're down to our very last, extra spooky creature, ending with everybody's second favorite cryptid, The Lock Ness Monster. Is there any truth to the rumors of a giant plesiosaur roaming the depths of the Loch? And what exactly does Loch mean, anyway? It's so inscrutable!

Our bucket list gets a big tick this week, because we're talking about Bigfoot! There's obviously a million billion things to talk about Bigfoots, so we cut through the fat and give you what we consider to be the essentials about everyone's favorite Sasquatch (Bigfoot is a specific Sasquatch).

That's right, we're pulling out the big guns to finish up season 6 (and the series as a whole!) and big daddy Drac is the biggest gun of all. We're all familiar with the story of the Transylvanian noble that becomes a vampire and then tries to have sex with his realtor's fiancee, but that's all a work of fiction...isn't it? Only one way to find out: tune in! And don't get spooked!

Special guest, author Merritt K joins us this week to talk about a breed of hobgoblins from just north of the US/Canada border, the Lutin! Is there any truth to the rumors that these little gnomes put pebbles in your slippers and/or murder dozens of children? Will we be able to succesfully host a guest without putting our feet in our mouths? Only one way to find out! Tune in, and remember, don't get spooked!

This week, we're talking Roc. It's a big bird, y'all. But is there any truth to the rumors that it played an intimate role in the crucifixion? Find out just how bad you would be jacked if it dropped an elephant on you! Just remember: don't get spooked!

That's right, this week we've got the Dybbuk, the classic Jewish ghost and/or demon! It's incorporeal evil spirit that enters the bodies of women on the eve of their wedding, and you'll never guess via which orifice! Tune in, and don't get spooked!

I'll tell you this much, this week monster? It's not deer. I mean, the monster is called a Not Deer and it's entirely possible you've already seen one! These creepy simulacrum of deer have been spotted all over the world, so if you want to stay vigilant for Not Deer in your area, tune in! Just remember, don't get spooked!

That's right, we're headed back to the cryptid rich territory of the West Virginia to learn all about the Grafton Monster! The newspapers tried to silence this story, but we've got the whole thing right here PLUS a return to the mailbag! So tune in, and don't get spooked!

This week we've got famed VHS collector and horror influencer Horror Macaroni on the show and Ethan instantly fell in love. He's got a real, "let me get this straight, you're a girl AND you play videogames? Be still my beating heart!" kind of vibe. It's kind of cute, actually. Any way, the monster is some kind of big lizard. linktr.ee/horrormacaroni [https://l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Fhorrormacaroni&e=AT2csEUztTQFRCHrTvrI_DTEu89Al0D_oOa2SyX6YpHhM6Z5zzsiFNhgFwCpwAVL-GRjwb4FtVT2kFP_UdUJVKl6DFnr35F_CZqL7ILmN9Dm3s3j]

We've got an extra spooky monster for an extra spooky guest this week. We're talking about a clown and we're doing it with Ade for Slasherspod! Ethan promised to buy all of us t-shirts, comment below if you think he's done it! linktr.ee/slasherspod [http://linktr.ee/slasherspod]

Well, I don't think that SEO optimized description did much at first blush, but will keep any eye on the numbers, eh? This week we've got a with that haunted the Bell family down in Kentucky. She has more of a poltergeist vibe, but she calls herself a witch and I respect that.

Uncle Monster is a comedy streamer and podcast creator with the best cryptid podcast and funniest reaction videos on all of Youtube. Move over ghost hunters and paranormal researchers (we're looking at you, Zak Baggins), the Uncle Monster team is here to take the cryptid case. This week, join Chris ("Shibble"), Ethan and NBA hall of fame Shaquille O'Neal to learn about the Australian monster, the "Yara-ma-yha-who."  Special guest star Al Bates joins us as our prized "Australia correspondent." Marvel as Uncle Monster breaks down the world of horror, cryptids and all things supernatural. Enjoy the show, and don't forget to like, subscribe and comment for more of the funniest creepy content! The Yara-ma-yha-who is described as a red frog-like man with a big head, no teeth and octopus suckers on its extremities. It lives in trees and drops down on people to drain their blood. Afterward, it eats you, regurgitates you (a few inches shorter) and then rinses/repeats until you are a Yara-ma-yha-who too! Join us and Shaquille O'Neal (who is definitely also a real cast member of the show) as we break it all down the Uncle Monster way. Find more Uncle Monster on iTunes, Patreon, Instagram, Blue Sky, etc. at the Linktree address below! Linktree: https://linktr.ee/unclemonster6

He's an addict, but he doesn't let that define him. We sure will, though.  He's the hottest new cryptid taking over TikTok, but we've got all the straight poop you need to know about this junkie bird. So tune in, and remember, don't get spooked!

Do ancient, biblical giants walk the earth today? Probably not, that's probably not a thing that happens, but tune in, get the facts, and make your own call! After all, if there are evil, blue skinned, fifteen foot tall half angels killing our troops, don't you want to know about it! Just remember: don't get spooked!

Look, you may think you know all there is to know about the Minotaur, but you haven't heard it until you've heard us tell it. Plus, we have a brand new segment! What more could you want from an episode?

We're back for season 6 with a brand new cryptid: the Con Rit! Is there any truth to the rumors of this giant Vietnamese aquatic centipede? Only one way to find out: tune in to the show and find out (we are not a source for legitimate information). Check it out, and remember: don't get spooked!

That's right, it's time for the big showdown. All 16 monsters from season 5 are back, fighting to the death in our single elimination tournament. Let's see who's got the juice! Is it the Tommyknockers? Maybe the evil painting? Or perhaps the most powerful with in Russia! Get out your backets and place your bets, because the kumite is back, baby!

Yes! That's the name of the monster! It's an evil painting, you guys! I think that's pretty cool. We hope that you do, too! Tune in to get the straight poop on this powerful psychic fetish that drives innocent college students to pluck their own eyes out! Just remember, don't get spooked!

He's thirty feet tall, made of bones, and fueled by hate; he's the Gashadokuro! This evil giant skeleton was known for laying siege to Kyoto for more than a month, back in the day, and we're got everything you need to know to protect yourself against this massive bad boy! So tune in, and don't get spooked!