Uncommon Commons

Uncommon Commons is a horror anthology podcast with original stories written and performed by George Plank and Alex Vitale. John and Jane Doe live in an apartment complex in the middle of a completely barren white void. Every other week they recieve a new story in the mail from their mysterious benefactors, but will these be enough of a distraction or will the UCC take its toll on their sanity. Content warnings in each episode's description. Emaill us! 0nullstreet@gmail.com Support Us! Patreon: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

Ep. 68 - Season 3 Finale Part 2

Amigolios! They're the new hit toy of the summer. You can feed them, you can bathe them, you can neglect them and watch them combust! To the extreme! Get yours before they're all gone! Today's story is "Home Video" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode: Analog Horror Screaming Constant irritating noises Eviction Dorren Wimbledon was played by Jessica Law JessicaLaw.bandcamp.com Trish was played by Rebecca "Becks" Tewksbury Contact Us!: ⁠Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons⁠

07-03
17:13

Ep. 66 - Last Train to Honolulu

Has this ever happened to you? I sure hope not. Fortunately, it'll all be a distant memory soon. Today's Story is "Last Train to Honolulu" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode Drug Usage Body Horror Cybernetics Loss of Faculties MLMs Contact us! Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons

05-29
39:44

Ep. 65 - Get Connekted

Cyber implants are all the rage, that's why Robot Voice took it upon itself to give John the ultimate upgrade. How's it look? Today's story is "Get Connekted" by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode: Vocal Distortion Surgical Implants Bad Science Body Horror. Contact Us!: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

05-08
22:02

Ep. 64 - A Cold Slice of Cherry Pie

We're going to see it! What's it? Why it's it, of course. Today's story is "A Cold Slice of Cherry Pie" written by Alex Vitale Special thanks to Rebecca "Becks" Tewksbury for providing additional voices. Content Warnings for this episode Kidnapping Crying Car noises Contact us : Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

04-17
16:14

Ep. 62 - Echo Creek Cave

Uh oh. Looks like Jane's started a restructuring project all on her own. I'm sure she has a good reason to do so. Meanwhile, we return to Fairview for another slice of life amongst the Mass. Today's story is Echo Creek Cave by Alex Vitale Content warnings for this episode: Violence Skeletons Consequences of our actions Contact us: Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us: Patreon.com/uncommoncommons

03-20
20:38

Ep. 61 - Dial Tone

Don't do this. Don't do that. Parents just don't understand, but what if they were right? Nah. What are the odds? Today's story is "Dial Tone" written by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode Intense Parental Interactions Bad First Dates Distorted Audio Sudden Noises Contact Us: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons "Mesmerize" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

03-06
18:50

Ep. 60 - Water Under the Bridge

Everyone loves Amigollios! They're your best friend until the firey end, but even your best friend can't fight back the raveges of time. Right, Jane? Today's story is "Water Under the Bridge" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings Yelling Distress Fire Existential Crises Edited Voices Contact Us: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

02-21
20:21

Uncommon Commons Ep. 59 - Stuck on You

Hey, do you remember Amigolios? They were all the rage back in the day. Well John found one and we're going to play with it for a bit. You want in? Oh yeah there's also a story about a sticker or something. Today's story is "Stuck on You" by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode: Eye Contact Sleep Paralysis Arson Bullying Alcohol references Car Accidents Implied Acid Attacks Implied Kidnapping Paranoia An unfavorable view of the foster care system Stickers Contact Us! Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us! Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

01-30
29:55

Ep. 58 - Auld Lang Syne

What's that smell? Don't look at me! Maybe it's something in the walls, or maybe even on the walls. Today's story is "Auld Lang Syne" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode: Loud Noises Violence Asphyxiation Mention of Dead Relatives Mortality

01-16
25:54

Uncommon Commons Ep. 57 - New Year New Me

What a mess! And Jane had her head eaten, so who has to clean it up? John that's who! But nothing stays as anything for too long in the commons. Unless you're at the same party as Moss. Then they might be stuck that way. Today's Story is "New Year New Me" by George Plank Content warnings for this episode. Mention of Alcohol and Tobacco Contact us: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

01-02
21:17

Uncommon Commons Ep. 56 - Hunted Part 2

The story so far, John read someone's mail and Jane received a prophecy about someone eating her head. Oh, and Abigail is getting ready for the Festival of the Harvest. Did we leave anything out? There is only one way to know for sure. Today's Story is Hunted: Part 2 Written by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode Religion Loud Noises Animal Remains Blood Violence Fire Distorted Voices Animal Noises Death Contact Us! Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us! Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

11-14
25:24

Uncommon Commons: Ep. 54 - Hunted Part One

It's spooky season, and while Jane is trying their best to decorate, John would rather be playing his new card game. Today's Story is Hunted Part One by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode: Animal Violence Blood Religious Zealotry Tarot Sudden noises Contact Us: Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us: Patreon.com/uncommoncommons

10-03
21:32

Uncommon Commons Ep. 53 - Saint Grozav

Cat school is in session, but for how much longer? Only time will tell. Today's story is "Saint Grozav" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode: Body Horror Contact Us: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us!: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

09-06
16:52

Uncommon Commons Ep. 52: The A.I., Issac

Who said you can't teach an old cat basic history? Not John that's for sure, but Jane doesn't think he's even licensed. To prove he's qualified he reads the End User Agreement on Issatech's newest piece of software, Issac. Today's Story is "The AI, Issac" by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode Animal noises Mechanical noises Body Horror AI Concept of the Self Sudden noises / alarms Contact Us: Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support US: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

08-22
24:05

Uncommon Commons Ep. 51 - Incarceration

John's got it all figured out, but Jane doesn't quite see it yet. Luckily they have someone to spell it out for them. No not you, Fredrick! Today's story is "Incarceration" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode Derealization Ouija Boards Ghosts Public Ridicule Contact Us! Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support US! Patreon.com/uncommoncommons

08-08
18:08

Uncommon Commons Ep. 50 - The Audience Invisible

What could John possibly be looking for? Beats me, maybe that shadowy figure in the corner knows. He looks friendly enough. Today's Story is "The Audience Invisible" by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode: Dead parents Sleep paralysis Home Invasion Paranoia Domestic disputes Being watched Contact Us! : linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us! patreon.com/uncommoncommons

07-25
19:45

Uncommon Commons: Ep. 49 - Blister in the Sun

That room has to be around here somewhere. Jane can't wait to get there, but John doesn't find it nearly as a-peel-ing. Today's story is "Blister in the Sun" by Alex Vitale. Content Warnings for this episode: Disease (Epidermolysis bullosa simplex) Body Horror Gun Violence War Medical Symptoms Metal sounds

07-11
15:41

Uncommon Commons Ep. 48 - Scabs

John might be feeling a little under the weather, but that doesn't mean you can't have a healthy dose of the Void. Today's story is "Scabs" written by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode: Body horror Mutilation Trypophobia Blood Bike accidents Bleeding in public Doctor's Offices Offices Homeowner's Associations. Connect with Us! Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us! Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

06-27
24:00

Uncommon Commons Ep. 47: Eggshell Mauve

How hard is it to follow some simple directions, John! Just make a left turn in the hallway that doesn't end. See? Simple! Today's story is "Eggshell Mauve" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode: Liminal spaces Minor Body Horror Clowns Gross imagery Contact Us (our socials) Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us (More podcast over here) Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

06-13
17:59

Uncommon Commons Ep. 46 - The Screaming Expanse

Is there an echo in the void. According to John there sure is! Today's story is The Screaming Expanse by George Plank Content Warnings for this epsisode. Sudden loud noises/ fireworks Non-existence Mild Profanity Distorted Voices. Carnivals Contact Us! Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us! Patreon.com/uncommoncommons

05-16
22:26

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