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© Thomas Stimpson and Kelham Metcalf
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Join hosts Kelham Metcalf and Thomas Stimpson as they stumble through the world of cinema. From garbage to gold and everything in between, these life-long friends are here to remind you that sometimes it's okay to not know anything.
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If you could talk to your father 30 years in the past, what would you say to them? Thats the question presented in the film, "Frequency," starring Dennis Quaid and Jim Caviezal. Does the movie believably explain the premise and deliver on its concept? The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, will answer that and much more in the latest episode of Unqualified Observers. But don't worry, there is still plenty of time for the tangents that we all know you love. So come join in the conversation and see if this movie holds up, or if it should have been left in the millennium along with Napster and Nokia phones.
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss one of the latest films to come out on Netflix, "Don't Move." If you were given a paralytic agent by a serial killer and only had 20 minutes to hide before your body shuts down, what would you do? This is the question posed by "Don't Move", but does this film bring more than that simple premise? Tune in to find out what we think about this unique set up and if the film is able to rise above the gimmick.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
In this week's episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss Charles Laughton's only entry in the world of film, 1955's "The Night of the Hunter". Does this greatly revered classic stand the test of time? Only one way to find out, and that is by tuning in to the latest episode. From the stunning lighting and camera work, to Robert Mitchum's ominous presence as Harry Powell, this movie will have you wondering if the people in your life are harboring dark secrets and intentions. So what are you waiting for, come join in the conversation and see why this film is considered a classic in the film community.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
If you had the ability to choose your body, would you stay in your own? Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we jump into the modern day psychological horror film starring Heather Graham, "Suitable Flesh." Does this film from 2023 have the best backgrounds? Maybe not, but join in the conversation and find out what this movie got right and just how crazy the conversation gets.
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
Well you know what they say, third charm's the time. Or is it? Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, with special guest David Dimarkus, in this week's episode as we talk through the third movie in the trilogy from Ti West "Maxxxine." Does this Giallo-esque flick pass the mustard, or does it make the whole sandwich soggy? Listen in to find out!
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But soft, what light through yonder window flips? It's Tom Cruise, and I can't tell you how many times we've asked him to stop flipping through our French bay window, but y'all he just will not listen. Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, for a movie that's Legend-wait for it... it's...it's Legend from 1985. Can we decipher just what happened in the mind of Ridley Scott to bring such a thing to life? Listen in and find out in this week's episode!
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
In the latest episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss one of the classic baseball films to honor the passing of James Earl Jones. This release also happens to coincide with the MLB playoffs going on. So if you happen to be a fan of the American pastime, or just miss your Dad, tune into this great conversation about a movie that will have you wanting a catch.
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It's time for the House of the Dragon and Rings of Power crossover we have all been waiting for, as Matt Smith and Morfydd Clark deal with grief and dark forces in "Starve Acre." Come join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as they analyze this addition to the folklore-horror genre. Is there a correct way to grieve a terrible loss, or does anything that helps you acceptable? These are some of the questions that will be tackled in this episode, but there is still time for some fun and all the tangents we all know you love. So what are you waiting for, tune into the latest episode and see what this film is all about.
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Kelham - @coolgollum
Thomas - @stimpyisking
In this week's episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas take a trip to a dystopian wasteland filled with mutants and wrestlers. We aren't talking about Detroit, but instead the fictional city of Frogtown. We follow Rowdy Roddy Piper and his chastity belt around as he attempts to save a harem of fertile women from the Frog King and his "three snakes". Is this a hidden gem from the 80's or a movie best off forgetting? Join in the fun to find out since we watched the movie so you don't have to.
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This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down with a couple of ghosts and goths as we discuss Tim Burton's 1988 film, Beetlejuice. From driving off of bridges to stopping marriages and everything in-between, the Unqualified Observers go on a familiar journey with a Halloween classic just in time for the sequel. So gather around the dinner table and get ready to bust out your Day-Ohs with the latest episode.
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This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are joined by frequent guest Collin Miller to discuss the fever dream that is 1999's, "Inspector Gadget." There will be plenty of crazy stunts and terrible dialogue to keep the team together and solve the important case of the missing foot. Does this movie deserve a revival or is it as bad as its reputation suggest? Tune in to the latest episode to find out what we think.
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With school starting back up in the United States, the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, thought it would be a great time to review Richard Linklater's film about the same thing, "Everybody Wants Some." Come join in the fun and find out what we thought or this time capsule of college life in Texas during the Autumn of 1980. There will be plenty of outfit changes and drinking always keep the party going, so hurry up and press play and find out what we think of this film.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
If an ashtray falls out of the Los Angeles sky and no one is around to hear it, are the Pythagorian Brotherhood trying to summon an ancient demon? This along with many other questions will fail to be answered in this, our review of the latest film from Moorhead and Benson; Something in the Dirt (2022). So make sure to open the windows, and settle in for this episode of Unqualified Observers with Kelham and Thomas.
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"a living nuclear weapon destined to walk the Earth forever. Indestructible. A victim of the modern nuclear age." True in 1985 and still true today, this sums up the big nasty nuclear dinosaur that we're talking about today in our review of Godzilla Minus One (2023). The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, will look at Godzilla as he exists as a specter of the destruction of World War 2, and what it means to stand before such an unstoppable force as a wildly vincible human. It's all happening here, in this episode of Unqualified Observers.
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Folks, make sure to check the single-bolt, old church bathroom style locks on your storm cellar for this one. The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are talking about Twister (1996), and youthful recounting tornado based traumas and the amount of newtons necessary for a leather belt to split one in-twain in this, what some are calling the F5 of podcast episodes.
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Come join in the fun for this wild episode of Unqualified Observers! Take part with Kelham and Thomas in this crazy story about sharks getting swallowed up in a tornado and causing devastation across Los Angeles. Collin Miller is also along for the ride as we dissect this time capsule of terrible syfi channel movies. Does this movie deserve all the sequels and rip offs that have come in the years since? Listen to this week's episode to find out.
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This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are joined again by David Dimarkus to discuss the second installment in the Ti West/Mia Goth trilogy, Pearl. Come join in the fun and make your mind up about the effects of parenthood and psychosis. From church auditions to family feasts, this episode is filled to the brim with passion and maybe a little bit of murder. So what are you waiting for, listen to this episode like the big star you are destined to be.
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Submitted for the approval of the Unqualified Society, we call this movie "I Saw the TV Glow" (2024). For the Unqualified Observers three year anniversary, join Kelham and Thomas as they explore this heartfelt movie from Jane Shoenbrun. We'll go (real) long on the themes and messaging of the film, and give our overall opinion of it. Settle in folks, this is definitely going to be something.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
Folks, there's going to be a lot of sheet talking in this episode. The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are going to talk about Kelham's trip to Scotland, and then we're reviewing Spike Lee's BlacKkKlansman (2018). We'll be discussing how the themes of the film continue to be extremely poignant today, and exploring how our feelings about the film have developed since its release. It's going to be quite a ride, so lock in and listen up for this episode of Unqualified Observers!
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This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a look at "The Iron Claw," and the touching and tragic story of the Von Erichs, one of the greatest families of wrestling to ever slap skin. We'll talk about the differences between fact and fiction, and see how Zac Efron, Harris Dickinson, Jeremy Allen White, and company measure up. So come on in, you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll be confused with this week's Unqualified Observers.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
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