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© Thomas Stimpson and Kelham Metcalf
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Join hosts Kelham Metcalf and Thomas Stimpson as they stumble through the world of cinema. From garbage to gold and everything in between, these life-long friends are here to remind you that sometimes it's okay to not know anything.
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It's time for the House of the Dragon and Rings of Power crossover we have all been waiting for, as Matt Smith and Morfydd Clark deal with grief and dark forces in "Starve Acre." Come join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as they analyze this addition to the folklore-horror genre. Is there a correct way to grieve a terrible loss, or does anything that helps you acceptable? These are some of the questions that will be tackled in this episode, but there is still time for some fun and all the tangents we all know you love. So what are you waiting for, tune into the latest episode and see what this film is all about.
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In this week's episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas take a trip to a dystopian wasteland filled with mutants and wrestlers. We aren't talking about Detroit, but instead the fictional city of Frogtown. We follow Rowdy Roddy Piper and his chastity belt around as he attempts to save a harem of fertile women from the Frog King and his "three snakes". Is this a hidden gem from the 80's or a movie best off forgetting? Join in the fun to find out since we watched the movie so you don't have to.
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This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down with a couple of ghosts and goths as we discuss Tim Burton's 1988 film, Beetlejuice. From driving off of bridges to stopping marriages and everything in-between, the Unqualified Observers go on a familiar journey with a Halloween classic just in time for the sequel. So gather around the dinner table and get ready to bust out your Day-Ohs with the latest episode.
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This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are joined by frequent guest Collin Miller to discuss the fever dream that is 1999's, "Inspector Gadget." There will be plenty of crazy stunts and terrible dialogue to keep the team together and solve the important case of the missing foot. Does this movie deserve a revival or is it as bad as its reputation suggest? Tune in to the latest episode to find out what we think.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
With school starting back up in the United States, the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, thought it would be a great time to review Richard Linklater's film about the same thing, "Everybody Wants Some." Come join in the fun and find out what we thought or this time capsule of college life in Texas during the Autumn of 1980. There will be plenty of outfit changes and drinking always keep the party going, so hurry up and press play and find out what we think of this film.
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If an ashtray falls out of the Los Angeles sky and no one is around to hear it, are the Pythagorian Brotherhood trying to summon an ancient demon? This along with many other questions will fail to be answered in this, our review of the latest film from Moorhead and Benson; Something in the Dirt (2022). So make sure to open the windows, and settle in for this episode of Unqualified Observers with Kelham and Thomas.
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"a living nuclear weapon destined to walk the Earth forever. Indestructible. A victim of the modern nuclear age." True in 1985 and still true today, this sums up the big nasty nuclear dinosaur that we're talking about today in our review of Godzilla Minus One (2023). The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, will look at Godzilla as he exists as a specter of the destruction of World War 2, and what it means to stand before such an unstoppable force as a wildly vincible human. It's all happening here, in this episode of Unqualified Observers.
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Folks, make sure to check the single-bolt, old church bathroom style locks on your storm cellar for this one. The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are talking about Twister (1996), and youthful recounting tornado based traumas and the amount of newtons necessary for a leather belt to split one in-twain in this, what some are calling the F5 of podcast episodes.
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Come join in the fun for this wild episode of Unqualified Observers! Take part with Kelham and Thomas in this crazy story about sharks getting swallowed up in a tornado and causing devastation across Los Angeles. Collin Miller is also along for the ride as we dissect this time capsule of terrible syfi channel movies. Does this movie deserve all the sequels and rip offs that have come in the years since? Listen to this week's episode to find out.
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This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are joined again by David Dimarkus to discuss the second installment in the Ti West/Mia Goth trilogy, Pearl. Come join in the fun and make your mind up about the effects of parenthood and psychosis. From church auditions to family feasts, this episode is filled to the brim with passion and maybe a little bit of murder. So what are you waiting for, listen to this episode like the big star you are destined to be.
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Submitted for the approval of the Unqualified Society, we call this movie "I Saw the TV Glow" (2024). For the Unqualified Observers three year anniversary, join Kelham and Thomas as they explore this heartfelt movie from Jane Shoenbrun. We'll go (real) long on the themes and messaging of the film, and give our overall opinion of it. Settle in folks, this is definitely going to be something.
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Folks, there's going to be a lot of sheet talking in this episode. The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are going to talk about Kelham's trip to Scotland, and then we're reviewing Spike Lee's BlacKkKlansman (2018). We'll be discussing how the themes of the film continue to be extremely poignant today, and exploring how our feelings about the film have developed since its release. It's going to be quite a ride, so lock in and listen up for this episode of Unqualified Observers!
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a look at "The Iron Claw," and the touching and tragic story of the Von Erichs, one of the greatest families of wrestling to ever slap skin. We'll talk about the differences between fact and fiction, and see how Zac Efron, Harris Dickinson, Jeremy Allen White, and company measure up. So come on in, you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll be confused with this week's Unqualified Observers.
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Welcome, friends and others to another episode of Unqualified Observers. Kelham and Thomas got a great guest for you tonight, the hot indie horror flick, Late Night with the Devil! That's right folks, we're going to poke around through the tall trees and see just how spooky Neilson ratings can be. Later on, Big Gary and the Gary's are going to play us a tune from their new album. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!
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They're filming butts and getting nuts in the A24 movie, X (2022). Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we review this excellent homage to the giants of slasher flicks, and examine all the artsy blood dances along the way. And remember, always put your pants on when you're looking for your camera man.
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What do you get when you cross the Looney Toons with a story about a drunk trying to find love? Maybe something like the movie, "Hundreds of Beavers." In this episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a dive into this wacky movie that was never going to be a big hit, but managed to pull of something that cinema has been struggling to accomplish for years. Join in the conversation and see why this film is one worth checking out!
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It's time for another episode of your favorite socio-political commentary podcast, Two and-a-Half Dipshits! This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, review the latest entry into the Statham-verse, "The Beekeeper." While half of us are still cleaning up from the honey bath, we hope you will tune in for a fun and truly wild ride!
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Dev Patel punches, kicks, and directs his way into action hero territory with, "Monkey Man!" Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we review this Indian martial arts revenge flick. From examine the fights, to marveling at the tricked-out rickshaws, and even exploring the film's social commentary, you won't want to miss this conversation. Did Patel deliver a knockout debut? Tune in to find out.
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Whether you're a Dune devotee or a curious newcomer, join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we dissect the plot twists, analyze questionable character choices, and explore the film's deeper themes. Fear not, for the journey is peppered with the witty observations, literary comparison, and enough fun to make even Paul Atreides crack a smile.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
Slip away to another dimension with the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we unpack the sci-fi thriller, "Coherence!" We'll dissect the twists and turns of the plot, talk the neighborly drama turned cosmic chaos, and answer the burning question: if realities merged, would you recognize your own? Get ready for glowsticks, ketamine, and maybe a little existential pondering.
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Thomas - @stimpyisking
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