New year, kinda new me but kinda not. Here is my list of ins and outs for 2025 because what I have to say is so important.
FREE DRESS VOL. 2 AMERICA! We're talking about everything and anything ladies. We're talking about Shrek the Musical, we're talking about the fent fold, and we're talking about how AI needs to die alongside Woody Allen! COME ON AND TUNE IN I KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Sometimes all you wanna do is fall to your knees and scream at the sky. This episode is a collection of times where I've screamed I DEFY YOU STARS.
This episode is a love letter to everyone I've ever called a friend. <3 From my childhood friends, to the ones I met in passing, and to those I don't talk to anymore, thank you for being my friend.
WELCOME TO FREE DRESS!!! anything goes here, today's episode i talk about people lacking spacial awareness and how people lack common decency these days! LIKE MAMA WHY ARE WE HOOTING AND HOLLERING IN THE FEDEX EXPRESS!!!!!
This episode is the final part of "Y Maria también." We dive into Maria's experience coming to America and the feelings and memories that linger in her mind, body, and soul. In true Unreliable Narrator fashion this episode will have you crying and laughing so tune in.
This episode is about Maria and I's origin story on how we became friends and how we navigated middle and high school together. This episode is full of laughs but reflective since we look back on our time together.
I turned 25 and now I think I know everything about the world and the meaning of life. (I'm lying)
A trip to the motherland! This episode is the part 2 of my I love Iloilo trip! So tune in to hear about what happened at the family reunion and how a dog peed on my leg.
A trip to the motherland! This episode is all about my food experience on my first ever trip to the Philippines. So tune in to hear about what happens when you live off of sleep and rice!
My sister and I took a little trip to Amsterdam for a week. We ate the truffles, we ate the space cakes, we saw the windmills, we basically saw it all! Tune in to hear about our adventures and our many fights because at the end of the day we're still sisters and damn that girl gets on my nerves!
This episode is all about this year's Camp Flog Gnaw. I saw a lot of artists, have some regrets, and paid too much money for bland ass noodles.
yeah she's back america! tune in to hear me talk about my humble beginnings as your unreliable narrator, why im sick of the world and its influencers, and why im most importantly sick of myself.
yeah america eleonor made it to the desert not once but TWICE. and yeah i have stories to tell.
I've gone through a lot of therapy and I want to tell you every detail about it. Tune in to hear me talk about how my group therapy was catered by Panera and how a therapist refused to take me as a patient.
You know that feeling you get when one bad thing happens to you and you just know in your bones there's gonna be a domino effect? but yeah make that feeling your whole life, the woe is me. Tune in to hear all the ish that happens to me that makes me wanna throw myself on the ground and curse the sky.