Unreliable Narrator: Bad Movies Recapped Badlier

It’s Halloween and we’ve invited our pal Jes (resident Queen of Bad Movies) to join us as we discuss one of her all-time favorites, Troll 2, a movie with an anti-vegetarian agenda so awful it makes all our other movies feel like Oscar winners. Seda dreams of tuna pocky kabobs and Bev has a bathing suit confession, but even that can’t save us from swimming in the tight, tight butthole of bad movies with Jes.--Troll 2 (1990)Dir: Claudio FragassoStarring: Michael Paul Stephenson, George Hardy, Margo PreyIMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105643--About the PodcastUnreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly TongMusic by: Melissa LiGraphics by: Seda SeanVisit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at unreliablepodcast@gmail.com.

Join us as we jump on the Crazy Rich Asians bandwagon (spoiler: we loved it!) and talk Bathing Suit Feels: Asian Edition. Plus, Bev throws shade at all of Seda’s exes, Melissa connects with Michelle Yeoh’s ice cold mother, and Seda daydreams about her perfect romcom proposal.--Crazy Rich Asians (2018)Dir: Jon M. ChuStarring: Constance Wu, Michelle YeohIMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3104988/--About the PodcastUnreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly TongMusic by: Melissa LiGraphics by: Seda SeanVisit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at unreliablepodcast@gmail.com.

As we attempt to recap a movie that Danny Boyle would probably rather not remember, we fail terribly at French and discuss who we’d vote off the island. Plus, why Bev won’t have sex with us even though she’s thirsty af.--The Beach (2000)Dir: Danny BoyleStarring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Tilda SwintonIMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163978/--About the PodcastUnreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly TongMusic by: Melissa LiGraphics by: Seda SeanVisit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at unreliablepodcast@gmail.com. 

Bev and Seda join us from sunny L.A. to discuss the science of face-swapping. Plus, a brief discussion on Joan Allen’s ass, how Seda feels compelled to sleep with Melissa’s girlfriend, and why Bev with laryngitis is the creepiest Bev.--Face/Off (1997)Dir: John WooStarring: John Travolta, Nicholas CageIMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119094/--About the PodcastUnreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly TongMusic by: Melissa LiGraphics by: Seda SeanVisit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at unreliablepodcast@gmail.com. 

We kick off the holidays with a super-sized episode of Unreliable Narrator (three movies!), featuring special guest and resident Adam Sandler expert, Meagan! Also, Seda and Bev reminisces over “simpler times” while Melissa calls Rob Schneider a disgrace to the race. And why the “It’s a Small World” ride is creepy af.--How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)Dir: Ron HowardStarring: Jim CarreyIMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170016Eight Crazy Nights (2002)Dir: Seth KearsleyStarring: Adam Sandler, Rob SchneiderIMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0271263The Holiday (2006)Dir: Nancy MyersStarring: Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, Jack BlackIMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457939--About the PodcastUnreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly TongMusic by: Melissa LiGraphics by: Seda SeanVisit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at unreliablepodcast@gmail.com. 

The gang gathers for a rousing game of “Is This Racist?” while reviewing the 2010 Karate Kid remake starring Jackie Chan. Also, how Chinese knockoffs can sometimes be decent, what Seda’s version of wax on wax off would look like, and why “jacket off” sounds dirty to Bev.--The Karate Kid (2010)Dir: Harald ZwartStarring: Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith, Taraji P. HensonIMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1155076/--About the PodcastUnreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly TongMusic by: Melissa LiGraphics by: Seda SeanVisit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at unreliablepodcast@gmail.com. 

Melissa, Bev, and Seda obsess over Sharon Stone's vajeen. Also, Seda visits Costco with her fellow Asians, Bev admits to "bathing suit feels", and Melissa watches a porno on the Amtrak.--Basic Instinct (1992)Dir: Paul VerhoevenStarring: Michael Douglas, Sharon StoneIMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103772--About the PodcastUnreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly TongMusic by: Melissa LiGraphics by: Seda SeanVisit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at unreliablepodcast@gmail.com. 

Melissa, Bev, and Seda talk adult sleepovers and high school goth phases in their recap of 90s supernatural teen horror flick turned cult classic "The Craft". Plus, why Fairuza Balk scares the shit out of us.--The Craft (1996)Dir: Andrew FlemingStarring: Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, Neve CampbellIMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115963/--About the PodcastUnreliable Narrator is a new podcast featuring three snarky ladies recapping bad movies. Dialing in from three different cities across the US, the hosts cover everything from 90s favorites to modern flops, picking them apart with hilarious musings and socio-political commentary.Produced by: Melissa Li, Seda Sean, and Beverly TongMusic by: Melissa LiGraphics by: Seda SeanVisit unreliablenarratorpodcast.com or drop us a line at unreliablepodcast@gmail.com.