Unseen Incidents with Patrick and Pete

What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we’re swapping players between Premier League clubs in an attempt to improve both parties. We can all see how Gvardiol could help Liverpool, but why does Pete think Wirtz would solve City’s problems? And which Liverpool midfielder would make sense for Spurs, and why is Destiny Udogie more promising than Milos Kerkez? Then we have the Burn Book, which this time features kiwis, pet trackers, and your hobbies. If you don’t already subscribe, consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/patrickvs!

Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re answering a listener question on the new players making the biggest impact so far this season, and who we think will prove the most important additions by May. We dig into Jack Grealish and a new superstar goalkeeper, examine Xabi Alonso’s work with Real Madrid and the next stage of the project, and get into Martin Zubimendi’s part in making an already amazing Arsenal defence stupendous, as well as his role in the team’s new attacking set-up. Then we make another entry in the Burn Book, this week talking One Battle After Another, the Royal Mail, and Pete’s trip to Sevilla. Thanks for listening, and please consider signing up for our Patreon, where this week we ask whether Mohamed Salah has finally lost his juice. Find us at patreon.com/patrickvs

What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week we’re getting way ahead of ourselves, making an XI of the signings we hated this summer. Which club has turned its fans against it? What are the early returns on Gyokeres? Can Sancho save Aston Villa? And what did West Ham and Wolves do to leave themselves in a relegation battle? Then we have the Burn Book, featuring shorts at the restaurant, pilot assist, and The Gilded Age. If you don’t already subscribe, consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/patrickvs!

Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week we're looking at Tottenham, who have let Daniel Levy go as they enter a new phase. What did Levy do well, and where did he fail? What can other ambitious teams who want to break into the league's elite learn from Spurs? And how can Xavi Simons solve some of their problems? Then we have the Burn Book, with playgrounds, pens, and motorcyclists. If you enjoy the pod, consider supporting us at patreon.com/patrickvs!

What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we’re taking a closer look at some of the summer’s big moves, and some of the possible issues new signings might face. We all know Benjamin Sesko’s upside, but what’s the worst case for him at United? And how could Man City’s goalkeeping recruitment cost them a shot at major honours? Then we have the Burn Book, which this time features hot dogs, Taylor Swift, and friendships you can pause. If you don’t already subscribe, consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/patrickvs!

What’s up Pattycakes and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. On this week’s double drop we’re making our predictions for the Premier League season. Here on main feed, we’ve got our title picks and a discussion of the relegation battle, which looks like a tough race between five teams this year. Why does a big summer not necessarily mean glory for Liverpool? Why do we not buy the Leeds hype? And can Pep figure out City? Then we get into the Burn Book, with running, musicians getting ideas above their station, and Baby Bonnie! Thanks for your support! Please consider subscribing at Patreon.com/patrickvs!

What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are looking at Liverpool signing Hugo Ekitike. What’s the best case? What’s the worst? How does he work with Liverpool’s frontline, and how does he compare with the club’s first choice, Alexander Isak? Then we have the Burn Book, with old finance bros, CRAP, and dating. If you don’t already subscribe, consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/patrickvs!

What’s up everyone and welcome back to another Unseen Incidents episode! With the summer transfer market in full swing and prices remaining sky-high for pre-peak players, we’re looking at the other end of the market. Do veterans represent good value now? And which aging stars could bring something special to Premier League teams, like Thiago Silva did at Chelsea? Then we have the Burn Book, which this week features British summer, tech upgrades, and exotic sausage. If you enjoy the show, consider subscribing at Patreon.com/patrickvs for bonus episodes!

What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are talking you through this season’s bullshit #narratives, arguing why the game isn’t getting boring, why managers are overrated, and why Spurs’ trophy is nice but ultimately not that important. Then we have the Burn Book, with Guinness Zero, ultra marathons, and Mission Impossible. If you don’t subscribe, consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/patrickvs!

What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are picking our best value signings of the season, each selecting a defender, midfielder, and attacker to champion. Napoli spent a lot on McTominay, but is he worth it if they win the league? Which Real Madrid trainee should every big club be looking at? And what are los Blancos getting in new signing Dean Huijsen? Then we have the Burn Book, with Amazon delivery drivers, heirlooms, and relax-maxxing. If you don’t subscribe, consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/patrickvs!

Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. Xabi Alonso to Real Madrid looks like a done deal, but how much sense does this make for the floundering Blancos? What is everyone getting wrong about this switch? Why is his Leverkusen a bad blueprint for the Spanish giants? And what do they need this summer to make it work? Then it’s the Burn Book, with skincare, baby photo shoots, and One Weird Trick. Thanks for your support! Please consider subscribing for access to bonus episodes. And if you’d like to check out Arthur Nascimento, who produced our new show art, find him @totallyarthur on IG, or at https://t.co/wqZjWX6q6q!

Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. With transfer rumours building, and the striker market in particular hotting up, we’re looking at three widely admired forwards: Benjamin Sesko, Viktor Gyokeres, and Hugo Ekitike. Which clubs would make sense for these guys? What are the drawbacks of each? Then it’s the Burn Book, with pastrami bagels, YouTube, and Thanks for your support! Please consider subscribing for access to bonus episodes. And if you’d like to check out Arthur Nascimento, who produced our new show art, find him @totallyarthur on IG, or at https://t.co/wqZjWX6q6q!

What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. Pete is back, with stories from the early days of parenthood, and we’re rounding up the last set of Champions League fixtures. How good were Liverpool really in that second leg? Why is everyone still overrating Real Madrid? And who doesn’t deserve to be in the quarters? Then it’s the Burn Book, with sofa caddies, speakerphone, and codeine.  If you enjoy the show, consider subscribing at Patreon.com/patrickvs for extra episodes!

Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week, Pete is absent for BIG REASONS so I am all by myself, working through a pile of listener questions. I look at Brighton's ambitions and how they should approach a UCL or title run; whether Forest can repeat this exceptional campaign and the dangers of "opening up" a defensive gameplan; and whether Mikel Arteta has reached his ceiling at second place. No Burn Book this week, but please continue to send in questions and get in your suggestions for potential guests over at Patreon, Twitter, or Bluesky!

Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. We’re wrapping up the transfer window this week by rating some of January’s biggest moves. What do we not look about the Dorgu to Manchester United deal? Are Spurs setting themselves up for failure with Mathys Tel? Do City’s moves solve their problems? And what is happening with Xavi Simons? Then it’s the Burn Book, with the Golf League, gym advice, and my wife’s book. You can buy This Immaculate Body by Emma van Straaten (known as “Creep, A Love Story” in the US and Canada) at good bookshops or the usual places online.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we had the exact same idea as everyone else in the football world, as we discuss the crises at Tottenham and Manchester United. How much blame does Ange get for Spurs’ troubles, and why would changing manager potentially make things worse? Has Ruben Amorim actually done anything at United yet, or is the positive stuff purely down to Amad Diallo? Then we’ve got the Burn Book, with BMW drivers, hero worship, and being the devil on a friend’s shoulder. Thanks for listening, and please consider subscribing at patreon.com/patrickvs for more episodes!

Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. The transfer window is open, so this week we’re talking three players who need an escape from their current clubs. Marcus Rashford wants out of Manchester United, but what has he got left to offer, and why do none of the suitors make sense? Jack Grealish is clearly irrelevant at City, but would a switch to Spurs help? And Eduardo Camavinga remains one of the best young midfielders in the world, so why isn’t he treated that way at Real Madrid? Then it’s the Burn Book, with sex segregation, non-fiction, and cafetières. Thanks for listening, and please consider subscribing at Patreon.com/patrickvs for the bonus episodes.

Hello and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. On this week’s episode we’re taking a look back at 2024 with some seasonal awards, including best signing, managerial appointment and most overrated. Then we open up the Burn Book, with topics including ceilidhs, inappropriate clothing, and London street food. Thanks for your support this year and if you enjoy the show please consider subscribing at patreon.com/PatrickVS!

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! January approaches, so we’re examining the needs of Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, and Arsenal, with the first two on the public show, and the latter pair on the subscriber episode. How has LFC’s early season form changed our ideas about their needs? Where do City even start? Then it’s the Burn Book, with Christmas, Saturday nights, and tidying your house. If you enjoy the podcast, consider subscribing at Patreon.com/patrickvs!

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week, we're looking at how Liverpool can survive without Trent Alexander-Arnold, Virgil van Dijk, and Mohamed Salah. What do the they bring to Slot's team? What do Liverpool need to prioritise in their replacements? And what could the next iteration of the Reds look like? We look at Trent and VVD on the public episode, but you can subscribe to our Patreon for access to the Salah conversation. Then we open up the Burn Book, with customer service, wearing glasses, and very British problems. Thanks for your support, and consider subscribing at patreon.com/patrickvs for extra shows!