VHS KvLT

<p>Present-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder's meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you.</p><p><br></p><p>Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past</p>

BONUS: Content Sewer #1

We're watching Netflix originals now. The first one is about "The Ridiculous 6" Find us wherever you download your Podcasts, we'll be under Content Sewer.

07-27
01:11:16

Geriatric-Drunk Human Losers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Alternate Title: The Long Road to NowhereThis one is for the birthday boy, and it's late because life isn't fair.

07-13
01:29:06

The Last Goonies Weekend (The Goonies)

Alternate Title: Goodbye from The Goondocks.It's our last one for awhile. We watched The Goonies, which is one everyone knows about.

04-09
01:12:51

The Van Morrison (The Van)

Alternate Title: Chipper ChefWe watched The Van because it's St. Partick's Day, I guess.

03-17
56:31

Chinese Zodiac Killer (Tampopo)

Alternate Title: In Love With The Ramen Women.This one's a Japanese movie about ramen. It's a rich bouquet, bold and inspiring.

03-05
01:12:38

Takin' Names (Streets of Fire)

Alternate Title: Punchin' DamesWe watched a movie called Streets of Fire, and oh boy, were those streets aflame.

02-20
56:24

No Entertainment Found (No Holds Barred)

Alternate Title: Hulk The Ripper.We watched a movie that Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon did a bunch of cocaine and then rewrote in a hotel room. Someone decided to call it "No Holds Barred" despite all the punching.

02-05
01:17:11

Helicopter Violence (Runaway Train)

Alternate Title: Clitpiercer.We watched Runaway Train. There's a train.

01-23
01:20:39

New Years, New Beefs (The Thing)

Alternate Title: Brimley BingeFor the New Years', we settled in to watch something with some old friends in it and watched The Thing. The year of the KvLT begins.

01-08
01:14:47

Grinch Squad (Tokyo Godfathers)

Alternate Title: Ho Ho Hobos.We cheated and watched something outside the wheelhouse this week. It's Tokyo Godfathers and it's great.

12-24
01:05:43

GREMMO (Gremlins)

Alternate Title: Baby Yoda Prototype.We watched a true Christmas Classis this week - it's Gremlins. It's got everything, and if you don't like it, then you're a buttface.

12-17
01:09:40

Big Booty Ho Ho Ho (Silent Night, Deadly Night 2)

Alternate Title: Clap Your Eyebrows, Say "Garbage Day!"We watched a sequel to a thing we watched last Chanukah season. This one is Silent Night, Deadly Nigh 2 and it tricked us into thinking we enjoyed the first one.

12-09
55:44

Dinah Fire (Invasion U.S.A)

Alternate Title: Livin' in an X-Mas Town!We watched another Chuck Norris movie and we wish we didn't. Some Russians or something invade on Christmas or something... we think.

12-03
01:03:15

Teegra's Thiccy (Fire and Ice)

Alternate Title: I Dream of Fighting Dinosaur!We watched an adult centric animated feature, Fire and Ice. It's an Heavy Metal album come to life. There's no Batman, though - don't event suggest it.

11-25
01:11:08

BONUS: It Came From VHS KvLT

This a peak are our new Podcast: It Came From VHS KvLT.Do we ramble too much on the movie Podcast? Do you want the ramble without the required viewing?It's out first ramble-only Pod.Topics Include:Our Top WesternsThe Bonze Age CollapseBarack Obama's a criminal and he wrote a book about itAmerican Horror Story and spastic writingTerrace HouseOther stuff...

11-24
57:30

Dudes Rock (Once Upon a Time in America)

Alternate Title: Let's Hear It For The Boys!We watched another Italian guy's movie, this one is kinda of famous - we think.

11-19
01:47:28

Election Mystery (Clue)

Alternate Title: CluedoWe watched Clue this week and talked election nonsense. Join us... or else.

11-12
01:30:58

Horny For Guns (The Killer)

Alternate Title: Gun Party Tonight.We watched John Woo's The Killer. There's guns and doves and slow motion melodrama. It's great.

11-05
01:04:05

Halloweenier (Trick or Treat)

Alternate Title: Samhain Spooktacular!No, not the 2007 one... Not that one from 1982 either! You wish. No, true torture awaits you this years. It's 1986 and the music is so hot you worship the devil about it.

10-28
01:28:29

Thriller 2 (The Midnight Hour)

Alternate Title: Summer Soundtrack.We watched a made-for-TV joint this week. They call it the Midnight Hour. It's got LeVar Burton.

10-22
01:17:10

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