Valley Boys Podcast

Dave talks about karate dorks, the Punk in the Park Festival, etiquette for falling down, unfortunate nicknames, and if cereal box prizes came with trashy liquor

Dave speculates on the superior being; the Sega Kid or the Super Nintendo Kid. Also talks about Bill Burr's movie Old Dads, 23andMe letdowns for white people, and first-time unsupervised internet access.   Sponsors: Factormeals.com/valleyboys50 and use code valleyboys50 to get 50% off PrettyLitter.com/VALLEYBOYS and use code VALLEYBOYS to save 20% on your first order.

Dave describes his recent disastrous trip to San Diego, naked people urinating on subway trains, and a police officer who was recognized by one of her OnlyFans subscribers during a traffic stop   Sponsor: Hellofresh.com/50VALLEYBOYS and use code 50VALLEYBOYS for 50% off plus free shipping

Dave talks about OJ Simpson avoiding LA (and reflective surfaces) as to not meet 'who did it', GoPuff delivering 'adult toys', and getting caught vandalizing his own desk with disparaging remarks about his teacher   Sponsors:  HelloFresh.com/50valleyboys and use code 50valleyboys for 50% off plus free shipping! PrettyLitter.com/VALLEYBOYS and use code VALLEYBOYS to save 20%  on your first order.

Dave speculates the scene if Taylor Swift did the 'Tomahawk' at the Kansas City Chiefs game, if sports teams had 'insensitive' team names about western culture, when drinking in the morning is socially acceptable, and pre-planned excuses for dates.   Sponsor: Factormeals.com/valleyboys50 and use code valleyboys50 to get 50% off tryfum.com  and use code VALLEYBOYS to save an additional 10% off your order

Dave talks about Lauren Boebert's husband whipping it out at a bowling alley and picking up where she left off with her new date, giving a tour of LA, and getting kicked out of Canadian Idol   Sponsors:  Shopduer.com and use promo code VALLEYBOYS for 15% off EveryPlate.com/podcast and enter code 49VALLEYBOYS for just $1.49 per meal

Dave recounts his drunk friend at an NFL game, the mommy blogger arrested for not being such a good mommy, the aliens presented in Mexico, religious polygamy, and legalized prostitution.  Sponsors: HelloFresh- HelloFresh.com/50valleyboys and use code 50VALLEYBOYS for 50% off plus 15% off the next 2 months! DraftKings - Get in on the NFL week two action with DraftKings Sportsbook! Download the app NOW and use code VALLEYBOYS to sign up. New customers can bet $5 and take home $200 instantly in bonus bets

Dave describes the hellscape of driving in San Francisco, his new cat having stinky butt drama, growing older, and stages of alcoholism    Sponsors: tryfum.com/VALLEYBOYS  and use code VALLEYBOYS to save an additional 10% off your order today DraftKings- Download NOW and use code VALLEYBOYS to sign up! New customers can take home $200 in bonus bets instantly  just for betting $5.

Dave goes back to Disneyland and encounters more Disney Adults ruining it for the kids, gas station daycares, drunk grandmothers, and rural America   Sponsor: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code VALLEYBOYS for $200 in bonus bets for new customers when betting just $5

Dave recalls getting to swear in front of a teacher, a man identifying as Christian yelling about food stamps, warns about guys who own swords, vocal fry, and lightly brushes on the Trump arrest   Sponsor: Head to TryFum.com and use code VALLEYBOYS to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today Head to factormeals.com/valleyboys50 and use code valleyboys50 to get 50% off

Dave talks about what a Racist Conversion Camp would be like, original Nintendo cheat codes, and how a kid publicly freaked out thinking Dave was a leprechaun during a horrible time in life he wore a fedora with a chin strap beard.   SPONSOR: EveryPlate - go to http://everyplate.com/podcast and enter code 49valleyboys to get started for $1.49

Dave gives advice on what NOT to do when cancelling plans, escaping a SiriusXM trial, which TV dads would vote for Trump or Biden, how every kid has a traumatizing hamster story, stealing furniture from venues that owe you money, and the Nickelback documentary.   Sponsor: HelloFresh.com/VALLEYBOYS50 and and use code VALLEYBOYS50 for 50% off plus free shipping!

In what is technically the 100th episode, Dave goes through some of the wildest FLORIDA MAN news stories. Meth, nudity, alligators, and a whole lot of booze.    sponsor: EVERYPLATE: go to https://everyplate.com/podcast and entering code valleyboys49 to get started for just $1.49

Dave describes a recent encounter of people doing their nasty business in broad day light public, DoorDash creeps, and how to handle your women stinking up the bathroom

Dave talks about why he doesn't go to parties at famous people's houses, a disastrous story where he was invited to try out for a school hockey team because they confused him with an NHL prospect, and voting against your own interests to stick it to the libs.    SPONSOR: FACTOR MEALS go to https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 or use code VALLEYBOYS50 for 50% off your first box