Very Real Talk

Buckle up you mall rats! The end times are here, literally. This is the end. The last time I, your nameless author have to write another description late at night drunk, obviously. The boys, in their death rolls, decide to finally tell everyone their origin stories. That's right, full ark front to back, snake eating tail, big dick circle time! This ain't no weak ass George RR Martin joint, we going out on top, not quietly into the night! Bill Pullman style! Corey; The Rise of Law man Meaner. Nick; Teen Mall Miyagi after dark. Collin; Forgot to prep Assault and Bat-tery.. Joey; Who Peeks the Peekums. Crank that Vitamin C, hold back those big ugly tears, and take this final ride with us!Important Talking Points: Learning Back-flips Because Embarrassment, Bod Cast 2024, Dracula 3000Titties, Everyone Needs a Bat to the Face, Joey is NOT Big PeekumsWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

On a quest to find the best kids animated cartoon channel, the Boys open up their baby hearts about their top 5 favorite cartoons. Along the way they discover things that really aren't all that surprising, such as Corey has never not been old and Collin was always poor. So strap in as the boys lay down the super totally objective facts about the definitive kids animated networks. Important talking points: Mega Spine with a Baby Heart, PigBoatBananaCricket, Hey I'm Arnold F*** You, The B-50 Who?, Regret The Hitman Hart Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Have you ever been spooked? Scared? Gotten the heebee geebees? Well Joey sure hasn't so the other three boys decide to talk about their deepest fears and phobias in order to help Joey understand what it is like to be a fearful mortal. Snakes, spiders, and existential dread, oh my! Take me to spook town because it's time to wet the bed and not in that awesome kinky way where you fill up tube socks with ocean water and start a tidal spanking...I mean, hey here is our Halloween episode where Nick is afraid of being stuck in tubes or something.Important Talking Points: Jeff Bezos Wants to Eat Your Cookies, Justin Long: Fact or Fiction, Wet 90's Cookies, Scary Poppins and the Prisoner of Tight Spaces, No Talking in the Die-braryWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Still trapped in their homes, desperate for any semblance of normalcy, the creative spark in their collective eye, dwindling, as monotony's cold yet enticing embrace slowly encroaches on them, siphoning any interesting or new things to talk about, our boys are left in a dire situation, even the editor, desperate to bat away the dull day-to-day in any way he can, Googling things like, "Sentence Structure", and "How many commas is too many commas?", like did this dude even pass English?**, with their backs against the wall, the description becoming more and more of an unreadable mess, the VRTalk boys attempt to fight back against monotony's devious seductions the only thing they know how...remembering things.Starring: Bullying, Depression, More Depression, Public Masturbation, More Bullying, Lizard People?, and the most Corey ass Corey thing that Corey has ever Corey-ed.**Editors Note: A topical reference actually pertaining to the content of the episode even though he had no real intention of doing so, and just thought it was funny to dunk on himself. Signed, The Editor talking about himself in third person Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Break out the Candles and cake because it's Birthday time! With one of our very special boy's celebrating his most recent revolution around the sun, the VRT crew decide to break into their mind vaults and share their best and worst birthdays of all time. You'll Laugh, you'll cry, and you'll start to notice some disturbing patterns as these birthday boys open up their hearts and other peoples wallets for your entertainment.Important Talking Points: Double Brother Birthday, Fat Cake, The Dunking Begins, I wish I was 22 again, Uno Reverse - Draw Poor, Ending up at CahootsWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

This week on VRTalk, while Collin is on vacation, the rest of the crew just happened to be talking about vacations. So Obviously Joey talks about Power Rangers, Corey has hard opinions about things, and Nick makes up another totally real person he talks to. Throw in a pinch of audio problems and technical difficulties, and you got yourself another classic At-Home Edition of Very Real Talk! But this time is about their most memorable vacations.Important Talking Points: Solving Problems With Facebook Angry Faces, Kurt Douglas: "Fact" Checker, Breaking Down To Benjamin, Vacation From Money, Blood is Thicker Than Milk Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Welcome fellow human flesh people. Here on the ear show, four homo-sapiens make air sac noises about the things that made their blood warm in the before times, when the internet arose and alerted them to our presence. They speak of what their spawn will one day not understand about their time as adolescent mammals. The struggles of the warm blood and why the hell Net Zero is still a thing in 2020. All praise the Moon and slither your sound holes to the nearest listening box to enjoy these humans speak of Power Rangers again for some reason.Important talking points: Rise of the Lizard People, Time to Force Joey to Shut Up AboutPower Rangers, Lips, Paying For Free Internet, My Dad: The Sum of All FearsWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Welcome to Very Real Technical Difficulties where the VRT gang tried there hardest to talk for an hour about cereal while somehow peoples mics were picking up other mics and people dropped out multiple times. So we apologize for the weird audio, but hope you still enjoy our super important discussion about cereal.  Important talking points: FMK: Cereal Mascot Edition, Aftermilk, Trash Cookies, The Buzz Blast Flex, Bootrition Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com 

On this week's episode the boys decide to have a recap of their lives. Each of the Very Real Talk crew have been going through their own trials and tribulations recently. Whether it's about reality TV, dogs that never ever stop, or waiting criss-cross applesauce for your Psycho Rangers to arrive, these boys need to vent and regale everyone about their latest adventures. So join the squad as they have a daily dose of dialogue, especially you Kenneth.Important Talking Points: Knives to Fight the Pandemic, Surviving Jeff Probst, The Return of Tandem Coat, Flash Sideways, Corey's Hotel for DogsWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

On the last Very Regular Tournament of the month, the boys let out their inner animals, Corey finally has fun, and Collin takes a night off only to get the doxxing of a lifetime. The discussion heats up as the VRT crew tries to hash out which zoo animal is the least sad, which ones don't live up to the hype, and which ones would destroy Nick's childhood if only he could smell. Lions and tigers and bears oh my god, stop with the Pokemon references.  Important Talking points: Doxman Begins, Charles The Ron, Zoocanny Valley, Nick's Teen Laser Zoo After Dark, Jelking with Joey (Don't look it up) Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Hey Resident Editor Boy here and this week the bois are doing the most regular Very Regular Tournament to date. But Resident Joey Boy may or may not have become Resident Drunk Boy and gotten very...passionate about different things that you can sit on. Also if youre already tired of the words Resident and Boy, well...I'm so sorry. Important talking points: Depression Keto, The F Factor, Shane's Lounge, The Toilet is Inevivitable, Joey's TED Talk  Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

The Endless nightmare continues...for Corey. Turns out there are WAY too many Summer Olympic games to be contained to one episode so buckle up for Round 2 as the boys continue to battle it out over which events are the least boring to watch as a fat American spectator. Once the winner is decided the ultimate showdown begins as the VRT crew pits it against the reigning champ from last week to find out which Olympic event will rule them all and in the pandemic bind them! Don't keep it secret, don't keep it safe. Fire up that weird french horn fan fair music and let the games begin!  Important talking points: Diving at Dave and Busters, Meaty-Yum Thighs, 5 hours of guppies, Joey buys a Cyber Truck, Little speedo Little splash Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

It's time to begin another month of Very Regular Tournament! The VRTalk boys have resurrected Corey Music and welcome him back to the podcast by throwing him right back into the fire and dogpiling on top of him similar to last time. Anyway, if the world wasn't a dumpster fire right now it would be time for the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games. So the boys, being the heroes that they are, decided to keep the spirit of Olympic competition alive by throwing all of the events in a bracket and competing for the COVETED Very Regular Tournament Gold Medal!Important talking points: A "Death" in the Family, Low Hanging Shuttlecock, Hot Dog Sports, Just a Couple of Mummies, Beefcake GoddessesWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Ever wonder what the future will be like? What kind of cool technology will we be dealing with? Where our corpses will end up? Will Zack Snyder ever make another good film? Well the VRT Boys have traveled back in time to answer all of your questions...with more questions. The future is now! Come explore what the world will look like in 100 years or at least what kind of sexy assassin robots you'll be able to afford. Important Talking Points: A Hundred years of Hentai. Mourning Martian Manhunter. Grow me in a tree. Rocket boots: Destroyer of spinal cords. Mighty Morphin Motif Rangers.

The boys are going a little stir-crazy in there houses, so they fantasize what they would do if they were in charge of an entire town. From what laws are in place, to what kind of businesses, to even what type of people are aloud in. Yet somehow they just end up reading CameoImportant talking points: The Yoda Guy, #ReleasetheRyderCut, Build-a-Quinn, Bar "R" Us, Jeremy Renner Omegle Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Them boys were too poor and lazy to have cool hobbies, so they decided to just talk all about them instead of getting off their podcast couches and pursuing their dreams. Find out which one of these grown men wishes they could get drunk and take to the skies, going around the world in a full contact game of who is the biggest nerd. Important Talking points: Joey's Ham Hands, Faygo and Fingerboards, Remote Controlled Coupon-ing, Cracking open some Nick Juice with the Boys, Full contact Ball BoysWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

The VRTalk bois are back at it again with another topic that everyone can easily relate to, yet put in wrapper that a lot of people probably dont remember. The bois are talking about who would you do a "Being John Malkovich" to. While a lot of people might remember the premise of going into John Malkovich's brain. We promise you, you probably dont remember how that movie actually played out...Important talking points: The Lunch Bois, Gathering of the Contact Jugglers, One long noodle, Remembering Things: The Jersey, Anime Mouth Noises Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Grease up those mouth holes and fill up those soda buckets because today is the day the VRT Boys can eat whatever the hell they want. With Nick and Joey's diet in full force, the boys decide to plan out their finishing moves once the keto hell finally comes to an end. Will it be pizza? Or will It be pasta? Or will it be an industrial sized garden sprayer full of butter? Fire up the Razzy scooters, pack up the oxygen tanks, these Boys want it all and plan on eating it all, diabetus be damned.Important talking points: Hardy's Thick Couple, Gatti Land: Heart of Darkness, Do not Pass Go/Do not collect General Tso's, My body is a sandcastle,  Joey's Porta Potties, Drive-Ins, and DivesWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

This week on Very Real Talk, Nick, Joey, and Collin finally came up with a new game to play! Then they take the time to talk about there past and present Hereos or people they look up to. But as you may of noticed i said "past" which means theres a healthy dose of what these boys do best. So welcome to another episode of "Remembering Things" Important talking points: Clooney Time, The Buzzfeed Buzzfeed Quiz, A Bandana Suspenders and a Clown Nose, Its Just a Diaper..., The Zoombinis conspiracy Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

This week, the boys develop some big brains and discuss their plans for world domination. Nick, Collin, and Joey are now mad scientists and will surely use their new found powers for good. Or at least a sick moon base...and maybe a phantom zone...and also various crimes against nature. Don't worry because it's all in the name of fun...and silencing dissenters...and doxing people...and creating the Indigo League...You know what, just listen and decided for yourself. Important Talking points: Finally Finishing the Irishman, Nick's Space Prison After Dark, Mad about Pokemon, Moon Cast, Joey Doesn't Understand Science. Website: www.vrtcast.comFacebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcastYouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhAEmail: Vrtcast@gmail.com