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In a fresh iteration of a classic formula, comedians Jason and Randy Sklar share their unique comedic takes on an assortment of sporting issues and chat with an amazing array of guests.
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Jason and Randy discuss the end of the podcast, reminisce about some of the highlights, and where things may go from here. Voicemails are left by your favorite characters.
Jason and Randy are joined by a veritable clown car of stars for the new year: Steven Seagal, Mark Wahlberg, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Tom Hanks, Vince Vaughn, Donnie Wahlberg, Nicolas Cage x2, Michael Caine x3, Jason Statham, Robert Downey Jr., Paul Giamatti, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Sam Elliott, Dennis Rodman, Michael Jordan, Charlie Sheen, Joe Biden, Tiger Woods, Matthew McConaughey, Kris Kristofferson, Alan Rickman, and Liam Neeson all stop by! Performers: Daniel Van Kirk, Jonathan Kite, Chris Cox, and Kenny Stevenson.
Jason and Randy are joined on the aux cord by Matt Price and J-Logic (with Jonah Ray's picks submitted in absentia) once again to share the Best music of 2024. Happy Holidays! Henderson!
Sports broadcasting legend Chet Waterhouse (Jeff Cesario) joins Jason and Randy to review the year in sports for 2024 and look ahead at what 2025 will bring.
Producer Evan Shapiro (Portlandia) joins Jason and Randy to discuss whether college football playbooks will have to be dumbed down due to all the transfers, the Eagles head coach may be insane, the Eagles somehow have a great record despite it, Max falling apart after losing the NBA contract, BYU's quarterback Jake Retzlaff signs a deal with Manischewitz, Ohio's legislature is trying to ban planting your flag on their field after losing to Michigan, Bill Belichick agrees to coach again at UNC, and Donnie Wahlberg (Jonathan Kite) leaves a voicemail with an NBA Cup/Wahlburgers tie-in, and so much more!
Comedian Paul Morrissey (https://paulhasawebsite.com) joins Randy and Daniel Van Kirk (sitting in for Jason) to discuss Michigan beating Ohio State again, The NBA Cup tournament, the Bears, pro skateboarder Kader Sylla gets arrested for driving the wrong way in Manhattan, a man and a dog were caught riding a steer in Texas ahead of the Longhorn Showdown, the Golden Bat idea in the MLB should remain an idea and not real, and Jason Statham (Jonathan Kite) leaves another CBS NCAA basketball promo as a voicemail, and so much more!
Sam Webb from The Michigan Insider 1050 WTKA joins Jason and Randy to talk about a white player resurgence in the NBA, Michigan swipes top QB Bryce Underwood from LSU, the 76ers social media uses a retro font that appears to say ANAL 122 instead of FINAL 122, Saquon Barkley put up 255 yards and his teammates pranked him by saying he needed to be drug tested, Jim and John Harbaugh coached against each other on Monday night but their parents instead spent their 63rd wedding anniversary with their son-in-law Indiana basketball coach Tom Crean, and Liam Neeson leaves a voicemail of Christmas cheer, and so much more!
Comedian Jeff Dye (jeffdye.com) joins Jason and Randy to discuss the result or lack thereof of the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight, the Dodgers being the new Evil Empire, hanging with the Lakers, naming the NBA in-season tournament, LaMelo Ball gets fined $100k for saying "No Homo" in a postgame interview, Mo Bamba trolls Joel Embiid's load management, Justine Wang runs the NYC Marathon drunk, the Drunk Sports Hall Of Fame, and Jason Statham (Jonathan Kite) records another NCAA basketball promo, and so much more!
Jason and Randy are in St. Louis for the Flyover Festival and stopped by KMOX to talk to Kevin Wheeler about Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul, the Cardinals rebuild, the Dodgers World Series win, an English Premier League VAR official got caught snorting something, a player in the OHL got suspended for calling another player a "Mennonite," Caitlin Clark plays golf, and Nicolas Cage (Kenny Stevenson) leaves a voicemail challenging Logan Paul to a boxing match on ice skates, and so much more!
NFL analyst and podcaster Dave Dameshek (ShekShow) joins Jason and Randy to discuss why college basketball is more exciting than the NBA this year, coin-tosses, college football, college basketball, the Chiefs keep winning and getting some calls, all QBs other than Mahomes, Jason Kelce spikes a phone after a fan uses a slur to insult Travis, Detroit Lions players repost a photo of Brian Branch flipping off the refs after a loss to the Packers, Olympic silver medalist Koki Ikeda has been banned for using PEDs in race walking, and Jason Statham (Jonathan Kite) vies for a CBS college basketball job by cutting a promo for them, and so much more!
The Batting Stance Guy Gar Ryness returns to talk about the World Series, Ice Cube being a way better intro to a game than Fat Joe, the Dwyane Wade statue looks like well not Dwyane Wade, the Bears gave up a hail mary to the Commanders while Tyrique Stevenson taunts the crowd, Glenn "Big Baby" Davis is going to jail for fraud, and Jerry Jones (Chris Cox) calls in to talk about the Cowboys, and so much more!
Comedian, actor, podcaster, and more importantly friend Daniel Van Kirk (The Midnight Air on ATC) joins Jason and Randy to talk about Tua Tagovailoa's decision to forgo a safer helmet after multiple concussions, the Bears and Caleb Williams so far this season, the World Series between the Dodgers and Yankees, Jay Cutler gets a DUI, Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve thinks her team lost the WNBA Finals due to bad calls by the refs, Browns quarterback Deshawn Watson ruptured his achilles and Cleveland fans booed him, and Matthew McConaughey (Chris Cox) takes umbrage with Texas fans throwing trash on the field, even though it worked and got a call reversed, and so much more!
Comedian Chris Porter (https://chrisportercomedy.com/) joins Jason and Randy to talk about Lebron & Bronny, Patrick Mahomes, the Royals, downtown KC, Spanish tennis player Paula Badosa makes a racist face in China, there's literal snake in the Dodgers' dugout, Eagles coach Nick Sirianni jawed at Eagles fans at the end of a recent game, and Nicolas Cage (Kenny Stevenson) offers to show Jason and Randy a good time during their Vegas shows this weekend, and so much more!
Comedian, host, and vintage sports gear fanatic Scott Rogowsky joins Jason and Randy to talk about Robert Saleh getting fired by the Jets, Gen-Z Belichick can't take over, the Mets are on fire in the playoffs, Aaron Rodgers is the Jets now, MLB old timers vs hitters today, no more throwing baseballs onto the field if you catch it or it's given to you by Jurickson Profar, the mother of the Washington Commanders QB is named in Arizona State recruiting scandal, Dodgers pitcher Walker Buehler gets his $100k watch stolen at Santa Anita racetrack, and Vince Vaughn (Jonathan Kite) leaves a voicemail about losing all his money, and so much more!
Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons (You Know Me) joins Jason and Randy to discuss Pete Rose dying in the same week as Dikembe Mutumbo, golf, Denny McCarthy, Ohtani, Ellen, people are taking shots at Deion Sanders and Colorado, Isiah Kiner-Falefa was 4 at bats short of a $250k bonus but let a teammate play instead, Jacksonville Jaguars embezzler Amit Patel is suing FanDuel over his gambling addiction leading to his crimes, and Kris Kristofferson (Kenny Stevenson) leaves a farewell voicemail, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: HelloFresh! For FREE breakfast for life go to HelloFresh.com/freecheapseats. One free breakfast item per box while subscription is active. That’s free breakfast FOR LIFE, just by going to HelloFresh.com/freecheapseats.
Comedian, actor, writer, and director Jay Larson returns (Here We Go Again) to talk with Jason and Randy about Shohei Ohtani's greatness not being appreciated enough as baseball's popularity wains, golf, the MLB playoff picture, the NFL season thus far, Caitlin Clark gets poked in the eye intentionally (?), Scottie Barnes's ex takes him down on social media, ESPN's Todd McShay says Travis Kelce is out of shape and Taylor Swift is to blame, and Nicolas Cage (Kenny Stevenson) leaves a voicemail about Caitlin Clark's heritage with a special cameo, and so much more!
Chris Childers (Full Ride on SiriusXM) joins Jason and Randy to discuss the insane parity in the NFL this season, college football is also off the rails, Jordan Chiles is in a Swiss court to try to get her bronze medal for floor exercise back, Shaduer Sanders talked trash and wouldn't shake hands after beating Colorado State, the UFC was held in the sphere and the camera panned to boxer Terrance Crawford and the graphics misidentified him as Kendrick Lamar, and Tom Hanks (Jonanthan Kite) leaves a voicemail about his survivor pool woes, and so much more!
Comedian and podcaster Gary Vider (#1 Dad) joins Jason and Randy to talk about Tyreek Hill's traffic stop and everyone's take on it, the Paralympics disqualifying a blind runner for helping her guide, Gary's dad who would sneak him into sporting events and locker rooms by being fake journalists, the 1994 Rangers, the Knicks, Kendrick Lamar gets the SuperBowl Halftime Show, the Packers/Eagles game has too much green for Brazil, soccer player Victor Adeboyejo hurts his back sneezing, and Doug Buffone (Daniel Van Kirk) leaves a voicemail about Caleb Williams's first Bears game, and so much more!
Seth Fisher of MGoBlog (Victors) joins Jason and Randy to discuss the folly of Sheryl Swoopes regarding Caitlin Clark, Michigan football, a man ridiculously bet and lost that he'd eat dog poop if FSU lost to Boston College, the mayor of Paris wants to keep the Olympic rings on the Eiffel Tower, Stephen F. Austin beat North American 77-0 so badly that they played 5-minute quarters in the 2nd half, and Kris Kristofferson (Kenny Stevenson) pitches a new Monday Night Football song, and so much more!
NFL Network Fantasy Football expert Adam Rank joins Jason and Randy to discuss teams full of 5-star recruits vs teams with chemistry and culture in NCAA football, excitement for the Chicago Bears, how to best create your NFL fantasy team this season, Fanatics is suing Marvin Harrison Jr., Chargers players got stuck in a Dallas hotel elevator for 2 hours, ESPN's Field Yates dislocated his shoulder during a fantasy draft show, and Nicolas Cage (Kenny Stevenson) leaves a voicemail about being cast as John Madden, and so much more!
Chet Waterhouse (Jeff Cesario) joins Jason and Randy to look ahead at the college football season and make some way too early predictions.
Comedian and writer Suli McCullough joins Jason and Randy to talk about USA Women's Basketball's failure despite winning gold, USA Men's Basketball winning in dramatic fashion, the greatness of Steph Curry, the Paris Olympics, the Australian breaking debacle, China tries to one-up the US in gold medals by including Taiwan and Hong Kong, a woman named Tennis with a sister named Bowling and a brother named Baseball won her second gold medal in... Taekwondo, a Dutch cyclist headbutts an opponent on the track and gets disqualified, and Dennis Rodman (Chris Cox) calls in to talk about his daughter winning gold in soccer, and so much more!
Comedian and writer Rob Haze (Frontin') joins Jason and Randy to discuss USA basketball barely beating Serbia, working with Kevin Hart & Kenan Thompson, Olympic pole vaulters setting records, the great finish to the men's 400m, the food at the Olympics being terrible, Australian field hockey player Tom Craig got arrested in Paris for buying cocaine, Marcus Jordan gets photographed doing cocaine in Paris, Pitbull buys the naming rights to FIU's stadium, and Liam Neeson (Kenny Stevenson) leaves a voicemail to help Romania get their bronze medal back, and so much more!
Pro Bowl and SuperBowl Champion Center Matt Birk joins Jason and Randy to talk about the WNBA All Stars beating the Women's Olympic team, Matt Birk's career starting at Harvard, the Minnesota Vikings and the Baltimore Ravens, way too early SuperBowl picks, Terrell Davis getting arrested falsely after a flight, the captain of the Japanese artistic gymnastics team gets sent home for drinking and smoking, Guy Fieri teams with MLB to make ballpark food related t-shirts, and Donnie Wahlberg (Jonathan Kite) leaves a voicemail in support of Jason Tatum at the Olympics, and so much more!
Comedian JB Ball (It's My Privilege) joins Jason and Randy to talk about Xander Schauffle, the NBA, skills on the court, fans of Norwegian soccer throw fish cakes at the referees over a VAR ruling, Aubrey Plaza tore her ACL playing basketball at the WNBA All Star weekend, two Olympians posted a video of them jumping on their "anti-sex" beds in the Olympic Village to turn they're just fine, and Nicolas Cage (Kenny Stevenson) leaves a voicemail about carrying the Olympic torch, and so much more!
Comedian, actor, and director Jay Larson joins Jason and Randy to discuss whether it's better for Team USA to not win Gold in Olympic basketball, the Celtics title team, the Red Sox, Ricky Fowler, Elly De La Cruz, Vince Coleman, Rickey Henderson, Nolan Ryan, Ben Simmons, Philly broadcaster Howard Erskin gets banned for kissing a ballpark worker, Cubs reliever Colton Brewer breaks his hand punching a wall, golfer Nelly Korda dropped out of a tournament due to a dog bite, and Jason Statham (Jonanthan Kite) leaves a voicemail offering to use bees to protect the Olympics in Paris, and so much more!
Randy and Jason are joined again by Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and J-Logic to give you the best music they've found in 2024 (that had been released before 2024)!
Randy and Jason are joined by Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and J-Logic to give you the best music they've found in 2024 (that had been released before 2024)! Part 2 is coming next week.
Comedian Megan Gailey joins Jason and Randy to discuss whether Connor McDavid is overrated, Andrew Luck, The Colts, Pacers, and the state of the WNBA, Toronto Blue Jays player Orveles Martinez gets suspended 80 games for PEDs right after his MLB debut, Cleveland Browns defensive end Lonnie Phelps is released after crashing his SUV into the Red Shoe Bistro, the woman who flashed after the Oilers beat Dallas has signed a deal with Playboy, and Liam Neeson (Kenny Stevenson) has some thoughts on JJ Redick being hired by to coach the Lakers, and so much more!
Comedian, podcaster, and filmmaker Jeff Cerulli (Live At The Bomb Shelter) joins Jason and Randy to discuss Rory McIlroy never winning a major again, how to make the Knicks better again, a car dealership lying about selling a car to Lebron, 2 different centers for the Clippers' homes got burglarized, an Edmonton air traffic controller made the Panthers team plane circle in the sky for a bit before letting them land, and Mark Wahlberg (Daniel Van Kirk) joins to talk about the Celtics winning, and so much more!
Comedian, writer, and podcaster CJ Toledano joins Jason and Randy to discuss Caitlin Clark being left off Team USA, the Lakers coaching position remains open, Buster Olney gets hacked, a Charlotte server says she was fired after posting a video of a customer eating with a blowup doll (turns out it was a fantasy football punishment), the Dodgers' Kike Hernandez makes an error during on-field interview segment, and Nicolas Cage (Kenny Stephenson) throws his hat in the ring to be Lakers coach, and so much more!
Comedian and podcaster Joe Bartnick (Puck Off, A Killing In Chicago) joins Jason and Randy to talk about the French Open and Novak Djokovic, the Oilers vs Panthers matchup in the Stanley Cup Final, Padres infielder Tucupita Marcano receives a lifetime ban from the MLB for betting on baseball, a man at a Chinese Comic-Con dresses as Kobe Bryant's helicopter crash, a woman at the Edmonton Oilers game flashes her breasts and is offered a porn contract, and Paul Giamatti (Jonathan Kite) leaves a voicemail about life for Caitlin Clark, and so much more!
Former HQ Trivia host Scott Rogowsky joins Jason and Randy to discuss the joy of Bill Walton, The Mets dreadful season, a Nigerian soccer player is involved in a paternity suit where he claims they were fathered by his pastor, Dodger Stadium organist Dieter Ruehle plays "We Didn't Start The Fire" while a car burns in the parking lot, a pro fisherman weighs down his bass in attempt at victory, and Michael Furno from MLB joins to talk about his documentary "How The Waves Were Won," and so much more!
Comedian Michael Turner joins Jason and Randy to discuss Harrison Butker's commencement speech, Pete Rose, Bob Huggins, the Bearcats, Joe Burrow, if the PGA championship had drivers for the golfers Scottie Scheffler wouldn't have been arrested, the Las Vegas A's logo looks like the Braves' A, former Olympian Ian Roberts loses a footrace to a child, and Tom Hanks leaves a voicemail about remaking A League Of Their Own about Caitling Clark, and so much more!
Comedian Paul Virzi joins Jason and Randy to talk about the Shaq vs Shannon Sharpe beef over Nikola Jokic winning his 3rd MVP, the Knicks and Rangers being so deep in the playoffs at the same time, a tortoise interrupts a minor league baseball game, a Mets fans storms the field and avoids a few tackles, somebody accidentally plays porn on their phone during a Luka Doncic postgame press conference, and Michael Caine (Kenny Stevenson) leaves a voicemail trying to get on Club Shay Shay, and so much more!
Jay Onrait (Toronto Sports Network) joins Jason and Randy to talk about Bellichick finally letting loose, the NHL playoffs, Ric Flair being kicked out of a restaurant after fight over the bathroom, an entire sailing team being gets thrown off their boat during a race after a teammate presses the wrong button, there are 2 competing Brooklyn Half Marathons creating confusion for runners, and Christoph Waltz (Brad Morris) leaves a voicemail about the NBA playoffs, and so much more!
Author Mark Snyder (The Mountaintop) joins Jason and Randy to discuss his book about the 1997 Michigan NCAA Football Champions, the greatness of Jalen Brunson, Tom Brady's terrible signature angers charity donators, Carolina Panthers owner fights with a local restaurant over his involvement in the NFL Draft, someone paid $10k for O.J. Simpson's credit card, and Donnie Wahlberg (Jonathan Kite) leaves a voicemail begging Mark for Celtic tickets, and so much more!
Gar Ryness, The Batting Stance Guy, joins Jason and Randy to discuss robot umpires, Josh Naylor, the possible Orioles vs Phillies World Series, Ohtani, Elly De La Cruz, the Yankees give their longtime announcer John Sterling a TV in a box for his retirement, Nestor Cortez's latest pitch delivery is ruled a balk, Aaron Boone gets ejected for something a fan said, and Nicolas Cage (Kenny Stephenson) leaves a voicemail about playing Nikola Jokic in a movie, and so much more!
Journalist and host Bomani Jones joins Jason and Randy to discuss The Masters, working at ESPN, Klay Thompson, NBA play-in games, NCAA basketball, Caitlin Clark, Boban Marjanovic misses a free throw intentionally to give Clippers fans free Chik-Fil-A, Allen Iverson's tiny statue, African runners allow a Chinese runner to win a half marathon in Beijing, and Jason Statham (Jonathan Kite) leaves a voicemail with a movie pitch, and so much more!
Journalist and author Keith O'Brien (Charlie Hustle) joins Jason and Randy to discuss his new comprehensive book on Pete Rose, UConn winning the National Title again, 1 and done's ruining college basketball, NASCAR driver Joey Gase throwing a bumper at another car during a race, the Kobe Bryant statue outside Crypto.com Arena getting its typos fixed, Tiger Woods says he's abstaining from sex before The Masters, and Arnold Schwarzenegger (Chris Cox) leaves a voicemail for Tiger to talk him out of it, and so much more!
Chris Childers (Full Ride on Sirius XM) joins Jason and Randy to discuss Caitlin Clark, the men's and women's NCAA Final Fours, Jay Williams, Kim Mulkey vs the LA Times, UConn is removing all light poles from campus in case they win both National Titles, the Oakland A's punishing their 2 best players for wearing apparel made by a pro-Oakland organization when the team makes plans to move to Vegas, and Tom Hanks (Jonathan Kite) leaves a voicemail, and so much more!
Comedian Mo Welch (Dad Jokes on Veeps) joins Jason and Randy to talk about how the Dodgers HAVE TO win a championship after all the money they spent, Juwan Howard getting fired at Michigan, NCAA women's basketball, Caitlin Clark's future in the WNBA, March Madness, ESPN misspelling San Francisco, Chael Sonnen says Mike Tyson faked a workout, Anthony Black and Grady Dick exchange jerseys, and Michael Douglas (Chris Cox) calls in, and so much more!
Chet Waterhouse (Jeff Cesario) joins Jason and Randy to talk about the NCAA Men's March Madness bracket and predict the winners. You won't believe how many advertisers we have!
Comedian Rob Haze joins Jason and Randy to discuss Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, the NBA season, being a mascot, dad reffing games, the Atlanta Braves, the Falcons, the Detroit Pistons fans vs the team, Jim Thome's wife taking on a local radio show who keep calling them, Mbappe suing a local kabob shop, and RFK Jr. (Jonathan Kite) leaves a voicemail about the NFL combine, and so much more!
Comedian and golfer Griff Pippin (Country Club Adjacent) joins Jason & Randy to talk about ambitious 8 year old's attempt at the National Anthem, how to make the PGA tour more fun, heckling in golf, Braylon Edwards saves a life at his local Y, an Iditarod musher gets attacked by a moose, Tyler Owens doesn't believe in space, and Jef Bridges (Jonathan Kite) leaves a voicemail for Caitlin Clark, and so much more!
1Comedian and writer Alex Edelman joins Jason and Randy to discuss storming the court, Boston sports, parity in sports is not always a good thing, Cam Newton brawling at a 7 on 7 tournament, Jay Williams vs Caitlin Clark, a woman loses her insurance claim money after winning a Christmas tree throwing contest, and Tiger Woods (Chris Cox) leaves a voicemail, and so much more!
Comedian Brian Moses joins Jason and Randy to discuss the NBA All Star Game, the Roast Battle, the need for love at the roasts, the Tennessee Titans have the drunkest fans, Farleigh Dickinson's basketball team get stuck in an elevator pre-game, Winthrop University has a cornhole team, and Joe Walsh (Chris Cox) leaves a voicemail, and so much more!
Fox Sports's Joel Klatt joins Jason and Randy to discuss the Waste(d) Management tournament in Phoenix, the SuperBowl, the new overtime rules, how to fix the NCAA/NIL, Meredith Gorman's earpiece gets stuck in her ear while broadcasting the men's Beanpot Final, a SuperBowl streaker, Travis Kelce bumping and yelling at Andy Reid, and Adam Driver (Jonathan Kite) leaves a voicemail with his new business venture, and so much more!
Comedian and SNL alum Luke Null joins Jason and Randy to talk about Brock Purdy, Cincinnati sports, SNL, the 49ers bad practice field, hacking scoreboards, Patrick Mahomes Sr getting another DUI, and Jerry Jones leaves a voicemail about his SuperBowl plans, and so much more!
NFL analyst Adam Rank is back with Jason and Randy to talk about the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce SuperBowl conspiracy, the NFC/AFC championships, Bellichick to the Cowboys possibility, the Travis Kelce vs Justin Tucker dust up, Brock Purdy billboards in Arizona making Cardinals fans mad, SuperBowl Taylor Swift prop bets, and Kris Kristofferson (Kenny Stevenson) leaves a voicemail about the Pro Bowl, and so much more!
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The Sklar's and Mohr going back and forth with their Hawaiian Raider fan impersonations is one of the funniest things ever
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Its about time the sklar bros got their own podcast!!! As always, love the indie beats mixed in between. I would have given it 6 stars but I will leave that to Antonio Alfonseca....
Finally a full hour without the constant commercial interruptions. A great balance between prepared comedy and off the cuff interaction...
There was a time when I didn't think it was possible to be happy anymore. Last year I had my heart broken by a woman with gigantic calves named Bertha who opened my eyes to a world of love only found inside books with Fabio on the cover. Things went south when I suspected she was juicing. My fears were confirmed when I noticed her breasts look like two rotten gourds covered in Brillo pads. What followed were three months of Hoarders marathons and hamburger helper covered in off brand spray cheese. I knew I needed a change, so I began a running regimen. It was then that I discovered I had lost my iPod. With no music, my path to fitness was over before it began. I finally found my iPod later that week. I was reaching for a pat of butter on the top shelf of the fridge, and my iPod became dislodged underneath my left man-boob. Fortunately, the thick layer of sweat I'd developed cooking my Turducken allowed my iPod a slow, slithering descent to the floor. IPod in hand, I downloaded the Skla
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