You never see blimps anymore because people keep making hindenburg holes to make it a badyear. Saw Homer today but he escaped and his skin was crayon yellow but they call my white son Peach but my son is my new old cousin. A new old cousin is the single blade of grass who represents persistence. Even the oldest coaches can produce a kidney stone zygote even if they got bit by a bird or stained by an aerial lineman load
Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel sans lizards and Anita Passmore the woman who inspired the trolley problem and whether sumo wrestling is porn and how it would be cool to have a time machine so you could fail to stop historical injustices because you slept in Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM
Pookie is a Crumblr Hutt and a Jawa hanged himself from a tree on Talk Tuah because he saw Cum Poop Panda on an airplane to Lesotho the Denver of Africa while trying to eat the airplane because of Mother's Trick. I found KoRn in the poop that Jabba left on the Nephilim while they were deflowering the Sarlacc pits and posted it on /r/whatdidieatlastnight and Turdlr and if I was in Baby's Day Out I would meet up with Russell and Bob No Arms Or Legs Bank Robbers to Good Time and Conor Clapton myself
Mr. Vance have you considered that your life is a movie? And you are the Anakin of it, the big headed boy? And you got all A's in school because your youngling roommates killed themselves? We talked about the sperm bank again as well as the election and having a man with God inside of him save your life as the nude lifeguard at the nude beach who is also a DoorDash driver Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM
Do not let your pets poop tribute the Sports Illustrateds on the floor with their Jackson Pollock because that is for humans only. It would be awesome to be shrunk down so you can have Justin Trudeau do the gerbil trick with you instead of having him shrunk into a pen holder you can penetrate with a pen to penalize him or printing his face on toilet paper and making the toilet paper into a fifi with a glove so you sort of have 1000 Justin Trudeaus spiraling around your prison prick Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM
God was trying to hide Mel Gibson like the Minions. Accidental Racist 2 coming 2025 by Forgiato Blow and Little Pimp. Champagne pairs nicely with a fast food french fry appetizer. Neighbors love your leaves and I am looking to buy much
We need to MEGA (Make Everything Good Again). Easy to rob sperm banks, the return of the Hamburglar, the return of the Spermburglar, Anal Clooney has PS1 graphics, Patrick Star Bateman, groceries sold at the sperm bank, sperm sold at McDonald's, all of that needs to come back
I am thinking about taking a gap year until Christmas when I can get a new PS5 and a Pink Floyd women's butts tattoo on my butt to look at through two mirrors at the sperm bank where I hand them an Arnold Palmer I made with a Brisk pink lemonade and McDonald's breakfast and some magazines and a lot of effort Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/c/ChapoFYM
CD six shooter in the trunk of my car One through five are blank CD-Rs Six is the brown note that can make me shart Evergreen Terrace like im Homer Bart
Barry Horney, DDS stands accused of letting his son attend a sigma Diddy party at the Fuckin Naround and Findingout in Michael Jackson's house funded by the Yakuza at 5000% APR. Please remember to use your coupon for a free digital converter box before June 12, 2009 or Obama gets to keep the money Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM
Why doesn't anyone talk about Monty Python or The Mighty Boosh anymore? What if Wishbone was an XL Bully that didn't know how to read? Which celebrities will drive you around Los Angeles for free? Why is the weather report always wrong? Did I rizz up my swizzle stick and have a Diddy party on myself? This and other questions are answered within
We have a great business plan to buy a bunch of toys. That's it. Plus we know how to reboot Marvin Gaye's name and we talked about half birthdays and black sheep and Chuck Wendig and Bluesky daydream planners and Heavyweights and the Vlogs Economy and how you should carry a decoy dog to protect against alligators
In this house we believe: Being ravenous is not a deadly sin. Obama ruined the economy by passing NAMBLA. Cats should not look like a nutsack and only my son should be hairless. Dogcatchers should get guns but also body cameras. Illegal gamblers should not be executed with a Buster Sword. Squatter's rights applies to soda
My mom's boyfriend threw out my carseat and blocked me on her phone because I ate the Starburst and pineapple chunks he was going to give out to Trick or Treaters and drank his Svedish Fish Svedka. Now he hides all his candy in the urn that he said my grandma was in but both of mine are still alive unlike LOOM Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM
I caught my local Pony Expressman whipping a handful of Kamala 2024 mailers into the Grand Canyon on a Ring camera installed on my log cabin and no one believes me because the video quality is too good for 1850. Factcheck: I confused Zimbabwe with Zaire because I also have money from Zaire but that money is in too good condition to keep in my wallet as a joke. I didn't confuse them because I am the type of guy to get 59ed at the Hemorrhoid Hate Crime concert
Back before the sexual revolution you could be a green poop shaped like an army man and they had to give you a school bond on a DVD and free dress shoes and you would be issued a Hawk Tuah gf named Reagan who helps you shoot up Rick Simpson Oil once the 1973 oil embargo eliminates your factory job in Gary, Indiana. We talked about how someone needs to get Travis Kelce to endorse Ghetto Gaggers
Hello my future listener... I stayed up too long snorting Sweet 'n' Low flashing my Publix in the mirror and had to come down by drinking two Cuatro Crazies the cane sugar Four Loko they sell in Mexico. If you try to take the sugar out you will have to get through some real loco blanco gringo americanos who are ready to make your legs into a ham sandwich. You will rot in the school dungeon with the Tasmanian devils and this time there is no secret exit passage to the grotto of colorful carpets
My son's name was Zyzz Gigachad Chad Michael Murray but he was tragically killed in a prom night car accident with his Albanian friend Tonibler Elvis Noshito Hoxha on the way to see My Son the Hurricane headlining Coachella because they drove past a nude beach. Tell all your friends Alfalfa is a fascist https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/20/kosovan-albanians-name-children-tony-blair-tonibler https://www.newsweek.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/little-rascals-alfalfa-actor-under-fire-controversial-comments-1956632
I have a system to win McDonald's Monopoly and it involves drawing a missing railroad piece so perfect they have no choice but to accept it. Once I win I promise to buy nudes from a certain Canadian and split them with all my coworkers unless they quit once they have enough for a PS5 and then move to the 7th ring of suburbs around Houston to take advantage of the fire geyser Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM
I had to put down my beautiful new dog to save him from the indignity of my brother giving him Halal breast implants to win a bet and stop his daughter from being bullied at school in the process. Plus he could have had asymptomatic rabies and he never got to have his own Kazooie and my son Tarn Carroll or a Texan Devil was liable to eat him. And we talked about Laura Loomer Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM