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The sauce is robust and Celebrity Rehab is a bust. Howard Stern tried to fake us out with Andy Cohen but no one fell for it. The man with a calcified onion penis is in a White Zoo being used as a garden implement. Diddy had unforgivable hustle but he unforgivably misused his powerly and check out Fat March on TV   https://www.patreon.com/posts/138831526

Boll weevils are bigger than ever and they have new skins. Ethel Cain and Lana Del Rey are having fewd together in a car to squash the beef. All edibles are laced with weed and uncontacted tribes use feet to fish because fish don't have any feelings and there are no bugs yet and no Mary who smells like powerbait because ya gotta wash up down there bud. Guinness is handing out records for people who sail down the Mississippi with a scoby up their butt or holding a tiny pumpkin. Reverse Tintin was incredible 🎼Weird Al - Le Funk Dos Memes

Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could eat it because he was as fat as Rizzler Sr. who would never Benoit anybody unlike AJ Befumo or Jerry Sandiddy but it made him sick since it was refurbished. If you crashed your car driving to work listening to the Theo Von Rizzler interview because it lowered your IQ to the point that street signs became illegible you may be able to join a class action lawsuit if we can figure out how you do one   https://www.patreon.com/posts/137833489

God is gay because his wife left to join a sorority in 1200BC which is why he had to make Steve who has a leaf over his gape. Woke took cigarette lighters out of cars and we have to buy new ones to put in there. Theo Von is gayer than God because he drinks Celsius and sucks on Zyn but Zyn sucks because the points will never get you a waterbed to chew cigars on. Make sure to eat all your corn because your mom will find out later in the toilet   🎼Asher Roth - I Love College

A new God of War has been born but no one cool is from Naperville. When you ride past Telluride To Hell You Ride because out there they let their kids have gas powered RC cars and pee in the sump pump whenever they want and if they forget to go trick or treating they go around asking their neighbors for makeup candy and offering to shovel their driveway before the first snow   https://www.patreon.com/posts/136812090

There are facts about matadors and bulls to learn everywhere for those with the willingness to think of them. Tom runs Akron and Youngstown because Dave Grohl is busy. Wendy's is dishonoring Dave Thomas by renaming their burgers in Vegas. Old chairs have either a fart grater or a spaghetti strainer or a hole for a wormy tendril

Once they add an option on the soda fountain for a suicide you guys better not cause infinite recursion by making a suicide that includes the suicide syrup or this could get out of hand very quickly. Pickup trucks and garbage men should switch names. Never mix Ripits with whippits or you could end up MIA   https://www.patreon.com/posts/135832344

If you walk up there with gum or a Zyn you can add a minty spin to a Catholic classic and if you suck you can pop in a Bit O' Honey from the liquor store to ruin it. Actors have to retire next to an alligator and a lion so they never want to stop working. Kittie is the Pussycat Dolls of Canada and metal but if you remember them you weren't a real fan. Howie Day is not gay and even if he was it would be fine. Dean Dreayton would be fine to do Netflix and chill with but you have to buy your own return ticket. Landis 4 Time 6 is the only good Landis 4 Time movie.

Wrong – it's not Tallahassee, Florida. It's the home of Dealer's Choice frontman Roger Clinton. Trump is jealous of Bill Clinton's annoying brother which is why he hired Jeffrey Epstein to be his annoying brother. Grok wants people to hit on women with a Jar Jar Binks impression and Mike TTV is angry with us. I think there might have been hydrogen peroxide on the back of this picture frame and it bleached the wall.   🎼Bob Marley - Hotel California (MIDI Version)

I shatto my dick and my dick trickle. Jack-o-Lanterns are so scary that even baked into a pie you can taste their devilish smile. WasabiCon is dead but Bigo lives. God is a man with a flared base not unlike Richard Head the Shakespeare of innuendo who used to hang out with L Kent the Romano-British rapper who sells AQVAMINERALIS. Use promo code HONEY to sign up for Acorns

Here is an unlocked premium ep because the next public ep will be a day or two late because we are all so BUSY   Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my dung looks so much like Sabra hummus that it violates BDS. Lizzo dropped a Zyn in a Stradivarius she borrowed from a museum. Jimmy Carter is a shell for a hermit crab. His mouth is like a hollowed out former McDonald's because if you get too close and try to take pictures the employees come out and yell at you. I can't get hard looking at a picture of Jimmy Carter so I must be straight but I can't get hard looking at a picture of Kay Granger either so I must be bi

Gavin Rossdale if you are listening you were the ultimate Babadook and Blake Shelton could never do what you do. Cops are 1312ing themselves with BBLs. The Night Before is not The Night Of. RFK Jr is putting beef tallow back in Coca-Cola but all soda is clear now. Nike Nintendo Disney is the newest cool cover band you can hire for your Xennial birthday party   https://www.patreon.com/posts/134057213  

I promise you there was nothing gross on this one. Please bring a 100 pack of freeze pops to your job and put them all in the freezer individually marked with your name. If your job is surgeon you can just put it on the rider and the promoters send someone out to grab you freeze pops or sour candy or electrical candy or whatever you want. Do not bring the geese inside or the caretaker may hit you with that red red wine mirrored like a tit   🎼Black Kids - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

Hollywood is the only place you can go where your neighbor is the Hollywood sign and your other neighbor is either a Hollywood celebrity or a parking lot. Bob Barker used to run that town with an iron fist and a wishbone but now everyone is too busy watching IRLslop and natureslop and cloudslop to even visit his star on the Walk of Fame. Bucketcherry is going to be us and Tosh Todd and Buckethead   https://www.patreon.com/posts/133048600

M-word wrestling is a waste of time which sucks because Peter Dinklage took all the other jobs and selling contraband out of a trenchcoat is difficult because of lack of inventory space. Watch out for the Sheboygan Toilet Clogger and the Chicago Cement Petty Vandal With His Thing That Looks Like A Pinky 🎼Cap'n Jazz - Little League

Jim Morrison's son is captain of a ship in the Persian Gulf and started a war because his dad is being used as a fifi by Parisian prisoners and Oscar Wilde who is still alive. That is the plot of our new indie game which has already been cancelled because it became real life. Man Scouts are teaching my uncle to have fun again and the troop leader is a boy.   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/132005079

Make a pitcher of cold brew and relax while we tell you about Ellie Kemper and Peggy Bundy and all the most evil murderers of all time sponsored by BetterHelp. Careful if you drive the Google Maps car because Apple Maps will come up and ram you off the road. If you attend WasabiCon PDX please check your luggage for hidden mickeys and tickeys   https://www.instagram.com/wfymradio/ https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

We were BACK in Beacon, NY to talk about paving a driveway with the contents of a septic tank from 1915, old Playboys with Shel Silverstein drawings, the Backstreet Boys not liking girls, George W. Bush and picking veterans up in limos. Thank you to Jesse DeStasio for putting the show together and thank you to everyone who came out. Video will be posted soon   https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-319-mercy-131247428

Can our machine learn a million cigarettes in an hour so it can make images all yellow like Coldplay or would it give you AI Derangement Syndrome? 我们的机器能否在一小时内学习一百万支香烟，以便它可以像酷玩乐队一样将图像变成全黄色，还是会让你患上人工智能错乱综合症？ Chapo is using materials from MadeInChina.com to open a private prison that doubles as homemade deadspin. Use promo code WFYM https://deshunyuan.en.made-in-china.com/product/FmCURxQlRYpg/China-Filtration-Reducer-for-Oil-Base-Mud-and-Drilling-Fluid.html   https://www.patreon.com/c/ChapoFYM

This is the St. Patrick's Day episode. We are all going to Dookie College in Dook Vegas to major in WWEVE studies. Train guys would hate if Thomas the Tank Engine was real and you had to make eye contact and have a conversation with the trains. Hey your a badfish too and I love hangin out with a Character.ai recreation of my old dog Lou   https://www.patreon.com/posts/130284955