Do I exist?[Warning: This episode contains a discussion of suicide, violent situations, and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Well OVER’s building up tier 4They’re thinking that they control True permanenceTrue permanenceBut Michael’s in Riga with MikeThey’re working for the TryLeg CorporationAnd they notice The crows are sounding just like LegThere’s something strange that’s going down In Texas, ohThey’ll find itMike stops by the Valley to seeMikey who installs The Ram in tier 2To see what they knewAnd meanwhileDown in Bluster’s GroveThe Legs are piling upBut from where nobody knowsThe scrapyard is a hotbedOf things that no one should have gotTheir grubby paws on yet69 is dead and Mike arrivesOnly to be corrected by ChanceAnd not circumstanceHe explains what’s happeningThe Lionhorse attacks and they’re trapped inThe warehouseThey see some horrors in some vatsBut Stinky shows up with leg and he Rescues their doomed assesHe takes them to the future whereHe has been leglocked thanks to Bradford BeaumontHe’s their new bossAnd meanwhileOn the islandFelix cleans it upBut he leaves a mess behindLieutenantIn his evil waysFinds a way to get himself freeTo unite OIMikey’s in an awful jamHe made the mistake of trusting EagleWhat a damn foolHe iterates and tortures himReplaces him with a docile iterationA distractionHe’s heading down to Bluster’s GroveWhen Lieutenant says all he knowsThey’re changing up the operationHe’s traveled halfway around the worldAnd found a village of Michaels ripe forEliminationAnd meanwhileIn SloveniaThe gang arrives one-by-oneAnd each is thrown in jailThe trial of the centuryIs hot on their heels as they hopeChance will bail them outA and M are hunting TexHe’s hurt, they need him for what’s nextThey take himTo the villageThey activate his memoriesThey need him to become Judge BAnd help themMake decisionsMichael’s prolonged absence means thatDead Man’s off pulling the stringsCharlie don’t know yet what it meansTo see him at the rendezvousHe’s fishing for the crust punks nowHe’s rounded them up shipped ‘em outThey’re going to tier 3And meanwhile at the OutpostTraitors are all signing upTo join Lieutenant’s causeBut Bluster leads resistanceHe rallies the troops at Blust A Groove!And Outlaw sends the traitors offAs for what will happen nextIt’s Stinky’s sacrificial questTo get his mitts onThe mystery boxThe Crust Punks numbers start to dwindleBut Skinner’s lives and distracts EagleChance grabs the box and StinkyPunches coordinates in and all are offNow that they have true permanenceThey all arrive cacophonous At the trial, it’s on fireM’s at Eagle’s throat with a knife andNow the gang’s on the same pageThey put an end to Eagle’s days And they restore all the orderThat the Michaels are were longing forAnd meanwhileIt’s a bad ideaFor Bradford have this much powerEveryone agreeThe village gets to keep the boxAnd most of them don’t have a clueWhat they are fending offI ask you, what you think will happenWith OI gone, there’s no Cured EdgarThe clock is counting down atedgars-death-window.com But does OI go down so easyI swear there was another EagleIn the Ice Lair, hiding out thereThat no one knows about Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Short tails are in this season.WOE.BEGONE Season 19 starts next week. Thanks for playing.CREDIT:JustJenah as SkinnerSUCPS is created, edited, and stars JustJenahLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You may feel insecure about your appearance today, Bradford. This can be a vicious cycle, and the end result is almost always negative. Rather than picking yourself to pieces, find ways to accept your looks. Whether it's your weight, age, or anything else, if you can't accept yourself as you are, you'll always find something wrong no matter how many changes you make.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, as well as psychedelic experiences. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Henry Galley as Bradford BeaumontJustJenah as SkinnerJesse Syrat as FlashCody Heath as BritchesSteve Anzelone as EagleBen Rowe as FelixDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLyssa Jay as CharlieTaylor Michaels as ChanceAthan as TroyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
An evening at home with your iteration could bring the two of you closer, Outlaw. Your emotions are intense right now, so you need to use your intuition to judge exactly how much of your feelings you should reveal. An intellectual passion could also come your way. You might discover a new field of interest and you'll want to bury yourself at home studying it for hours.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, some of which are wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Outlaw TyDavid Ault as Crystal TyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Everyone knows that nothing can stop you when you're determined to get something done. As long as other people are on your side today, you will be amazed at all the things you can accomplish. But don't get too excited, Lieutenant, because it's time to take care of those thankless tasks that no one wants to deal with. You may need other people's help to get them done.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, as well as discussions about using animals for their meat. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:"FUCK!" - Taylor Michaels, Archival FootageLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
If you're in a debate, don't back down, A. The major advantage you have over your opponents is your keen power of observation. It enables you to pick up on the energy around you. You know exactly what other people are thinking and where their arguments are going. You'll be able to keep explosive issues from getting out of hand. Be aggressive if you feel it's needed to control the situation.[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence and drunkenness/intoxication. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Keep the initiative today. If you can move faster than the competition, that's all you have to do to win big. It may be tiring for the long haul, but you should still see good results as early as tonight.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart, Charlie. You'll learn this today as good fortune puts you in the right place at the right time. You may meet someone who makes a big difference to your career. Perhaps he turns you on to a good job prospect or introduces you to someone who ends up being a business partner. Your life may change if you're open to possibilities.STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopCREDITS:Lyssa Jay as CharlieAthan as TroyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This is a remake of episode 64 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Now with improved Michael Voice™!Season 18 continues next week. Thanks for playing.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, if’n that’s what you’re talkin’ about.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I can give you a new leg. One that never gets tired.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, a car crash, and sudden loud action-violence noises scattered throughout. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I'm already rich, Tex, 'cause I ain't ever lose.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence towards humans and crustaceans, gun violence, and a depiction of alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as Felix MikeBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Corrections are a messy, messy business.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jess Syrat as FlashSteve Anzalone as EagleBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You wanted to meet the bull, Mike? Well, ya get the horns, son.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Outlaw TyTaylor Michaels as ChanceSTICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
God works in mysterious ways, Mike. And he lives on the moon.CREDITS:JustJenah as SkinnerPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This is a remake of episode 23 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Starring Jamie Petronis as Matt!Season 18 starts next week. Thanks for playing.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This fan favorite combination won't be around forever! Buy now while supplies last![Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and a brief mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Michelle Kan as Marissa NgTatiana Gefter as Helen HartleyDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeDevin Steffens as Roger Jr.Lucy Valentine as AnneKevin Berrey as RyanNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLJeremy Enfinger as EdgarLyssa Jay as CharlieTaylor Michaels as ChanceAthan as TroyBen Rowe as FelixCody Heath as BritchesJesse Syrat as FlashJamie Petronis as MattKevin Berrey as RyanWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Stinky and Leg? That's a combination you could only DREAM of![Warning: this episode contains discussions of death and depictions of violence and suffering. Listener discretion is advised.][REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Same WOE.BEGONE flavor, new Nobody taste![Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Devin Steffens as RogerAdditional voices by Michelle Kan and Pine GonzalezWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Xsnbiu
i don't think garbage disposals are common in Latvia, especially in older buildings. They definitely aren't common in Poland
Xsnbiu
Mike, darling, when prisoners in secret facilities are more trouble than they're worth they don't get released, they get killed.
Xsnbiu
im sorry, but why doesn't he have like, a lighter?? and while im not sure how good it would be, but cutting strips of clothing could make for a string, or even the shoelaces if he can handle being without them for a while, and making a trap doesn't seem that complicated (tho i haven't had the opportunity yet). also the stream might have fish? those should be easy enough to trap. i guess he isn't thinking straight out of hunger and exhaustion
Xsnbiu
did no-one actually think about getting like, local anesthesia? it's not forbidden by the instructions i think, also i know a tourniquet wouldn't really work on the shoulder but maybe it could reduce the bleeding a little?
Beth Waugh
omg I love Troy.