Don’t call it a clap back, it’s the depressing X-Mas one before the cheerful X-mas one. Red is in a foul mood, Lunchmeat is fried and Jimmy is mostly inaudible.
THE WAIT IS OVER! The road to 100 continues in the X-Mas preamble! Cactus Jack himself stops by for his much hyped #wnbc appearance… but where is Jimmy???
Red Rocker pulls himself across the floor to the record but will he make it in time? Lunchmeat does a questionable set to cover for the lost time and Jimmy Gump Funk is mostly pleasant to be around. (episode starts at 4:20)
A new listener creates a wave of frenzy in the grinders den as the wokeboys attempt to take the show seriously, Jimmy is uncharacteristically sober and well rested, and the underhours ends with a focus on finance?
A new SMOKELINE premieres on its maiden voyage with a question that shakes the #wokeboys to their cores #butfirst! Bacon for Breakfast! SportsMinute! New Contest Announcements! All this and more… at dawn!
Kicking off the dust in a new kind of way #wnbc is back and IT’S THE NEW 911! Just dial (563) 949-1169 for the new new snitchline. TOP STORY: THE REAL RED’S STORY, PLUS: another review of DUNE, our gross reunion and even grosser restaurant pitches.
Doctor Dead Rocker has risen, Lord Lunchmeat is acendent and Jimmy Gump Funk walked 3.5 miles to a pinball museum that turned out to be closed. What can we say? Its another meat and potatoes episode you're not gonna want to miss.
Don't think of it as another tired reboot! Its more like a regeneration as the Doctor pulls himself back together, Lord Ash Lad tries on a new moniker and they both teach Jimmy Gump Funk a thing or two about hitting the fastball. All this and more on the All-New, All-Different Grindfathered!!!
Sometimes first thing in the morning means two mornings from now in a special "late edition" the #wokeboys attempt a round of Morton's List 13% that gives a whole new meaning to "The Grinder's List" also a murder mystery unfolds in the snitch text.
Jimmy hits the scene LIVE IN LAS VEGAS! on a Wednesday morning during covid to find out if he is a financial submissive. PLUS! the usual stuff.
In a shocking first Dread Rocker takes a suggestion that derails the release of the episode, in fact he has no recollection of it at all but we're recording the next one in 3 hours so it is what it is.
Dread Rocker announces massive layoffs starting with himself as the numbers are in and they are terrible. The six have abandoned us and the six are us. The Road to 100 begins here!
Naked and afraid Santa Claus pulls himself into the Grinder's Den for warmth and as a temporary distraction from his current predicament. Ellen makes a first time appearance, Chaplin might be a creep, and maybe too much sports(?) All this plus much more in the 2020 X-mas X-travaganza!
It wouldn't be the holidays without a little melancholy and this episode deals it out in spades when Jimmy Gump Funk goes missing and the newest hog heaven creep is revealed... no thanks to the #wokeboyz? Lunchmeat and Dread Rocker double check the math and find the clues everywhere. Plus we gush over how great Iron Eagle 4 is?
While Jimmy Gump Funk slunbers in an alcoholic daze his phone in and out of range, Dread Rocker gets extra shitty, and in a bizarre turn Lunchmeat reveals he doesn't really enjoy drinking anymore and would actually like to be called Kenneth from now on.
Christmas is back in the grinder as we say around the holidays and you eagle ears know what that means, longer music cues! Dread Rocker actually edits this one as an early present for the listener, everyone's favorite Ash Lad teaches us the secret of how you become an Ash Lad, Jimmy Gump Funk fillibusters out the SportsMinute to avoid discussing the Packers vs. Bears game, our scathing Home Alone 4 review (It slaps!) and our new segment VH1 early 2000's talk.
Stranded and lost in the dark at 4AM, Jimmy Gump Funk navagates his way home from Eau Claire somehow while shitfaced with a strange woman and somehow we did not roll the grinders list but still listen anyway.
The Trial of Alex Trebek begins here! When Jimmy Gump Funk overreacts to the death of a beloved television host the wokeboys roll the dice and pick Night Court personas that takes more time than the actual trial to determine the fate of Alex Trebek's very soul. Plus SportsMinute! and we go around the table and make each other tell who they voted for. Trust us folks, this is one youre not gonna want to miss...
In a situation that can only be described as a "Queen's Gambit" Lunchmeat wrests control of the pod in a Queen's Gambit fashion with unlikely results. It was a real Queen's Gambit-type scanerio.
When Jimmy oversleeps and the Cannacomputer takes a much needed upgrade the Dread Rocker and Lunchmeat (#lunchmieguez) do one the old way, grindfathered style!