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This is part one of a two-part recap!The Real Housewives of Potomac are still bullying Stacey about her breath and alleged lies, and Keiarna is still trying to start a mess with Wendy, who’s bored. One of the new girls bathes the ladies in sound, and friends gather at Karen’s favorite restaurant to celebrate her birthday while she’s in jail. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lie detector test loving Emily hosts another fundraiser for the Innocence Project on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra skidattles out of a confrontation with the hairiest housewife of all time: Slade. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two-part recap!  Part 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami reunion finds Julia trying to make a storyline out of patting Adriana’s fyah, but a laundry list of the other people she’s cheated with muddies the waters. Also, there’s a heart stopping gift presented. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapWe open with a newsbreak. Wendy Osefo was arrested! Part 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami reunion finds Julia trying to make a storyline out of patting Adriana’s fyah, but a laundry list of the other people she’s cheated with muddies the waters. Also, there’s a heart stopping gift presented. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2Real Housewives of Salt Lake City features more Muzzie, who is giving the most heinous moms of Bravo a run for their money. Speaking of mos, Whitney tries to explain to Brittani how to be one and Mary renovates the church that broke up her relationship with her own mom. Happy Muzzies Day! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapReal Housewives of Salt Lake City features more Muzzie, who is giving the most heinous moms of Bravo a run for their money. Speaking of mos, Whitney tries to explain to Brittani how to be one and Mary renovates the church that broke up her relationship with her own mom. Happy Muzzies Day! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2The geniuses on Below Deck Mediterranean have somehow managed to get through a second episode without sinking the boat.  First Max pets a jellyfish, and then Christian struggles with the delicate art of unclipping a boat. Fun times in Spain.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of 2The geniuses on Below Deck Mediterranean have somehow managed to get through a second episode without sinking the boat.  First Max pets a jellyfish, and then Christian struggles with the delicate art of unclipping a boat. Fun times in Spain.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wedding bells rang in Orange County when Alexis married Johnny J and Shannon’s face money paid for it, Scheana and Lala are spatting, and Special Forces is testing the Bravo people. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThere’s a lot of stink around Stacey Rusch, and it’s not just her breath. Questions about TJ have all the ladies in a tizzy in our first Grand Dame Incarceration Era episode of Real Housewives of Potomac.  Yay! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap!There’s a lot of stink around Stacey Rusch, and it’s not just her breath. Questions about TJ have all the ladies in a tizzy in our first Grand Dame Incarceration Era episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. Yay! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julia drops her much-hyped bombshell on The Real Housewives of Miami reunion, but before that it’s a fairly typical RHOM episode: cross talking, bickering, fake apologies, and hilarity. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap!A spring fling party on Real Housewives of Orange County goes off the rails when the women tell Tamra they don’t trust her, and Heather must defend her reputation as a VERY FUNNY comedic thespian. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap!A spring fling party on Real Housewives of Orange County goes off the rails when the women tell Tamra they don’t trust her, and Heather must defend her reputation as a VERY FUNNY comedic thespian. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2Real Housewives of Salt Lake City spends some time on Braunwyn’s questionable mom and Angie being Greek (!!) before heading to a shootout lunch where Lisa has printed DISMISSED on poster boards to prove that she knows Blake Lively…or something. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.