Christy and Anthony talk labubus and crazy neighborhood drowning.....Huge natural disaster takes the lane in this MEGA EPISODE!Sorry for the massive delay... we yapped for 2 straight hours and I had to cut out a lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
ENTER: CO HOST ANTHONY LOUIS LEE!!!Christy and Anthony chat about religious woes and the blazing LA heat..In this meaty episode, Lynette finds out the "dark" secret of her mother and stepfathers divorce, Andrew and Bree finally truly reconcile, Gabby drugs Carlos so he doesn't go to the police about suspected to be dead Victor, and Susan sets Julie up with a drug dealer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Summer and Christy talk cloudy days and more coyotes. Halloweentime on Wisteria Lane and it's very spooky. Susan meets Mike's father in prison, Lynette goes possum hunting, Gabby tries to leave Victor (again), and Frankenstein delivers Danielle's baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Wisteria Lane is full of PESTS! Susan humiliates herself in-front of her new neighbors, Bob and Lee, Carlos becomes an STD Superspreader, Lynette buys a wig, and Bree deals with a surprise party and a surprise guest. Also, Mrs Simms dies.Christy and Summer mainly talk Summer's continuous tales of desperation upon moving to LA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Lynette's mom makes her weed brownies, Susan goes to a new OBGYN, Gabby makes Carlos jealous, and Katherine covers up a family secret. Summer has a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, and Christy talks Splash Mountain trauma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, Susan disciplines Julie thanks to Mike, Lynette wants a chemo buddy, Gaby tries to get out of being Lynette's chemo buddy, and Bree crashes out over pie.PLEASE help our pod be better and take this SURVEYSummer and Christy talk car rentals and LA public transportation (AGAIN), Purple Cherry, and more!Subscribe to PATREON to listen ad-free and watch our other antics, including baking Bree's blueberry muffinsJOIN THE DISCORD!...or the less popular subredditTake a look at MERCH that's coming soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Edie survives her suicide attempt, Gabby and Carlos begin an illicit affair, Bree freaks people out. with her fake bump, and Susan freaks out over possible menopause. We also meet a new woman on the lane... KATHERINE. Summer and Christy talk car rental troubles, expired credit. cards, having opps, and NEW PATREON CONTENT!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apologies for the terrible soft audio on Summer's end...didn't know the mic wasn't on the whole time :/In this episode, Bree pretends to be pregnant, Lynette gets an unexpected visit from her mother, Gaby marries Victor, and Susan is unusually selfless.Summer and Christy discuss Los Angeles public transportation, snitches, and the definition of flashback.JOIN THE DISCORD!WEIGH IN:Flashback?Cold-open flash forward moment in time? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, Susan and Gaby go full-on Bride Wars, Edie wants to have a baby with Carlos, and Lynette hates Tom.Summer and Christy discuss moving to Los Angeles and the heinous institution that is CreditKarma.JOIN THE DISCORD!JOIN THE PATREON! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, Edie bribes Travers into wanting to visit more, Gaby gets a modicum of power that goes to her head, Lynette faces her feelings for Rick, and Susan goes rogue on the hunt for Mike.Summer and Christy discuss moving cross-country, cross-country flight woes, literal cat fights, and much, much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Gabby wages war against Edie, Lynette goes out with her new boyfriend Rick, and Susan makes a choice. Summer and Christy talk unfortunate doctor appointments, bullying men, and make a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Watch Big Hit Pending here ....... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, Susan hastily plans her wedding while Mike tries to win her back, Gaby and Victor are caught in a scandal, Lynette does her best to keep the restaurant afloat, and Edie and Carlos violate people's privacy.Summer and Christy discuss Happy Color, Sunday routines, impending cat playdates, and Summer's vertical A Trade of Hearts.JOIN THE DISCORD!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, Edie and Carlos have "rematch sex," Susan discovers that Ian is STILL jealous of Mike, Gaby makes Victor jealous, and, as usual, Lynette RUNS THE WHOLE PIZZERIA FOR TOM.Summer and Christy discuss vices, toy fairs, spring breakers, and soooooo much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this filler episode, Gaby goes shopping at Victor's ex-wife's closet, Lynette and Tom fight over pizzeria uniforms, Edie tries to seduce Carlos, and Susan meets Ian's kooky British parents.Summer and Christy talk Santa Monica, Disneyland, and more!JOIN THE DISCORD!!! (or else)NEW MERCH is here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This ep is a little kooky and all about the men. Mike and Ian fight over Susan, Carlos has an interrupted date, Tom tries to plan his anniversary, and Orson deals with a family emergency.Summer and Christy talk scheduling conflicts and more really INSANE celeb run-ins.JOIN THE DISCORD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
JOIN OUR DISCORD!!!In this episode, Gaby thinks she slept with Zach, Lynette does damage control on the pizzeria, Susan can get Mike exonerated and MOTHER HODGE OFFICIALLY LOSES IT AND TRIES TO KILL BREE.Summer and Christy discuss CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS, demon voices, and urinals.Tiktok and IG @wearegoingtotellMerchWe aren't even pushing the Facebook group anymore Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
SORRY for our mics being hot!!!In this episode, Bree wants Orson to go to the cops, Susan attends Jane's funeral, Gaby goes on a date with one of Zach's lawyers, and Lynette disagrees with Tom about how he wants to run the pizzeria.Summer and Christy have A LOT TO CATCH YOU UP ON.Will be posting an exclusive cut from this episode to our Patreon!Watch this episode on YouTube Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, Lynette fakes sick to help Tom with the pizzeria, Gaby goes on a date with Zach to help Susan get Mike out of jail, and Bree deals with the issue of Alma.Summer and Christy read hate comments from Reddit and talk making amends, funky phone calls, and so much more.Leave a comment on THIS Reddit thread about how much you love to hear us giggleFACEBOOK GROUPMERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We're back after our (inadvertent) Thanksgiving hiatus!**YouTube video is a bit delayed due to technical difficulties*In this episode, Gaby deals with a potential stalker situation, Bree confronts the Alma situation head-on, Susan worries about Julie having sex, and Lynette secretly helps Tom acquire a liquor license.Summer and Christy discuss perpetual Sondheim callbacks, the beauty of the Delta One Lounge, perpetual pre-Thanksgiving rich people dinners, and Rachel Green.(Episode coverage starts at 37:55)PARTICIPATE IN OUR FANFIC CONTEST! Info on IG @wearegoingtotellDM Mark Moses and tell him to be on the podcastJoin our SUBREDDIT and jump into the discussionJoin our FACEBOOK GROUP and talk to usCheck out our MERCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
WE SAW WICKED! Christy and Summer discuss it ... A lot. Susan calls the cops on Orson, Bree stages a dramatic dinner party, Lynette is dealing with sociopath Kayla, and Gaby learns she's not ready to date. ... also sorry sound is all over the place tried to record in person again. :( Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.