We're So Bad At Adventuring

We're So Bad At Adventuring is a fantasy comedy audioplay about Thornwick and Bob, two regular guys in a fantasy world full of magic, monsters and hijinx galore! Follow them on their weekly adventurers as they trick people, steal stuff, hide in barrels and avoid anything resembling being a hero! For the best experience, start from Episode 1

New Show Announcement!

Hey folks, quick show announcement as well as a bit of news about Season 5. Check out What Lies Between Sleep at the www.whatliesbetweensleep.com and give it a listen, if you’re into spooky horror! Don’t worry WSBA Season 5 is still on the horizon, it’ll just take a bit of time for it to arrive! […]

06-04
00:43

Side Adventure: Did Someone Say Death Cults?

The Series is Over but thanks to Patreon supporters over the years, we were able to make some side episodes. Please enjoy the next few uploads. I also am experimenting with a new ad system; if you’re disappointed, please remember that hosting costs money every month, and these ads will allow me to keep the […]

12-06
39:04

Side Adventure: Two Monsters After Midnight

Trapped in the spookiest dimension, Thornwick and Bob go on a quest to find as much free food as possible! There’s also vampires and werewolves.

12-06
35:10

Side Adventure: Dungeon Dangerous

Bob makes a bet that he can clear a dungeon in less than half an hour of running time! The stakes have never been lower!

12-06
26:56

Side Adventure: Bookbound for Adventure

Thornwick and Bob discover life is actually pretty hard when you don’t have library card

12-06
30:12

Side Adventure: Sign, Sealed, and Deceived.

Fiendish Owls making deals, bowls of soup, compliments; this side adventure has everything, even justification for a semicolon!

12-06
14:28

Side Adventure: Charitable Intent

In this very special episode, Thornwick and Bob learn the value of giving back to the community.

12-06
18:29

1. The Forest of Madness and Terror

Thornwick and Bob rush to the big battle while avoiding quests, monsters, villains and of course the most deadly thing of all: responsibility. Tune in and follow the first exciting adventure of We’re So Bad At Adventuring. Vocals: Kayla Tolllis Rodney Piatt Andrew Pourciaux Written by Andrew Pourciaux All sound effects and songs used under Creative Commons: […]

03-15
32:31

2. The Marsh of Madness, Insanity and Topiaries

As they journey toward the Road, Thornwick and Bob encounter deadly monsters, clever riddles and a strange horror so terrible, you’d have to listen to find out what it is! Vocals: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Space (Outro) (Andy G. Cohen) / CC BY 4.0

03-15
32:25

3. The Desolate Wastes

A goblin king, family issues and an amulet are all things that Thornwick and Bob must deal with as they try to get closer(ish) to the road. Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux

03-15
28:53

4. The Dungeon of Forgotten Terrors

A terrible curse drags Thornwick and Bob into an unwanted adventure, complete with a dungeon, a monster, an ancient artifact and a giant rat! Voices: Andrew Pourciaux, Rodney Piatt. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music provided by: www.purple-planet.com

03-15
37:34

5. The Swamp of Perpetual Torment

Thornwick and Bob must battle sexism, vipers, bone-jackals and boredom as they journey through yet another swamp. Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux, Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: “Achaidh Cheide” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

03-15
27:12

6. The Labyrinth of Perpetual Torment

Trapped within a poorly designed and somewhat deadly maze, Thornwick and Bob search for a way to escape the Labyrinth of Perpetual Torment. Voices: Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux.  Music by Kevin Maclead www.incompetech.com

03-15
39:51

7. The Northern Ridge

Surprised by the lack of warmth as they travel up a freezing cold mountain, Thornwick and Bob must struggle with bandits, giant worms, cunning wizards and stuff. Also things. Tune in to hear the next hilarious chapter in their continuing non-adventure adventure. Voice: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Moonlight […]

03-15
32:39

8. The Valley of Unwitting Ends

Faced with a challenge by some well dressed barbarians, Thornwick and Bob must deal with a terrible Valley Beast, navigate another swamp, deal with economic education and we learn a terrible secret about Thornwick’s past. Well the secret’s terrible, Thornwick isn’t terrible. Although to be honest he’s pretty bad too. So we learn a terrible […]

03-15
33:44

9. The Desert of Terror Birds Who Suddenly Swoop Down On You and Devour You Terribly. In the Desert

A desert, a terror bird, another riddle and alcohol all work their best to try and kill Thornwick and Bob as they journey to the thing that will tell them where the road is. Prepare yourself for the most thrilling installment of We’re So Bad At Adventuring this year! Voices: Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written […]

03-15
29:37

10. The Sunspire Citadel(Of Doom)

Monks, chaos, spinal injuries and identity issues rise up in this thrilling episode of We’re So Bad At Adventuring! Join Thornwick and Bob as they venture to a lone citadel that is probably very mysterious and important! Voices: Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Skye Cuiullin by Kevin MacLeod(www.incompetech.com)

03-15
33:52

11. The Canyon of Unwitting Ends

Grax, Egregious and Kaylin all hang out and talk about their feelings in this exciting episode of WSBA! Thornwick and Bob are relatively close to the end of their non-adventure adventure must pass right through the A-Plot to get to their goals! Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Music: Pippin […]

03-15
35:20

12. The Road

The Big Battle is all the rage these days, what with Thornwick and Bob finally arriving to it They must navigate the classic obstacle course known as war to get to their destination: the Road. There are twists, turns and of course, hijinx galore in the season finale to WSBA!! Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, […]

03-15
33:37

S2: 1 The Swamp of Excruciating Expostion

A triumphant return to a swamp brings about adventurers, chaos, rage gorilla’s and a deadly jar of pickles. That insane string of sentences can only mean one thing! We’re So Bad At Adventuring Season 2 is here! Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Andrew Pourciaux. Written By Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Epic and The Duel […]

03-15
31:16

Alvaro A. Fuentes

spoiler alert: bob and thornwick turn into cops

05-07 Reply

Alvaro A. Fuentes

bob is definitely a sociopathic sadistic killer who is traumatized by his experience as a bad soldier and this episode shows it. nothing cartoonish about this anymore.

02-27 Reply

Joshua K. Parker

all of season 1 and half of 2 does not play. thought id say something. cheers!

12-11 Reply

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