We go a little long on this one but don't worry folks, we solve all the world's problems in this episode. JT comes out not hot and we discuss how important it is to feel all your feels. We talk scary PILOT TRICKS and being not kind to your body when you're younger. For some reason we talk about MOWING and fertilizers. Do they still make WEEDEX BARS??? We talk about the exclusivity of religion and carrying crap around with you. BG helps us with some tools to get around negativity and reminds u...
Happy Birthday to BG!! She talks all about the damn ROBINS going after the peas and we find out about JT's birthday traditions using his FINE ART. Also, Happy Birthday to Qveen Herby! We talk weird weather and horsey playtime. Warning: JT does some white mansplaining about race relations. We tell stories from our sordid employment pasts and we discuss B.S. company policies. We touch on a sensitive question; Do we need schools when you can find every answer you need online? We end off talking ...
We come out asking Do you have any weird CHEERS rules? We learn that EVERY DAY IS KIDS DAY. JT recites one of his favourite SNL sketches and we make a new drinking game out of it. Heads up, we get a little emotional thinking of newly departed friends. We touch on the new Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast and we get political talking about BEACH VOLLEYBALL uniforms. We discuss FALLOUT, 3 Body Problem and FALLOUT again. We hash out the Big Bang theory, multiverses and Men In Black. We find ...
We come in with a HEAD FULL OF POLLEN and discover Nap Time is the Best Time. JT explains why he doesn't look forward to sleeping and we learn that a carb crash is better than a car crash. We talk pee dreams, dream workouts and JT delivers a shovel sandwich while talking about a violent dream. We hear a couple new JT catchphrases and BG prepares for a fancy horsey photo shoot. JT poses a query; FREE WATER at festivals YAY OR NAY? We rave about the COACHELLA price list and the cost of festival...
We told ourselves we weren't gonna cry this time. We talk to Jason and Bobbie Foolery about eating MAPLE BLOSSOMS and SOURDOCK. We hear all about JT's big package thanks to QUADIES.COM. Hey, do snails SLITHER, SLIDE OR SLINK? BG weaves a tale of wiping and cutting slug juice from the dog's face and we finally learn why ducks can eat slugs. We learn about the unfortunate new term, the less dead. We take a stroll down TANGENT ROAD and discover Uncle JT's Touchy Corner (it's not what you think) ...
JT comes in hot n sexy with his deep voice and BG tells us about accidental tie dye. Hey, remember CHIP & PEPPER? We find out BG is a 2 timer when it comes to horses. BG talks trail maintenance, and you get to hear a little about how the sausage is made. BG talks artificial insemination and JT learns about horse genitalia. BG channels her inner pioneer while foraging STINGING NETTLES and making a nettle dip inspired by @whichbetty. We learn about eating maple blossoms and that undercooked...
We start off with some grooming and primping and discuss adult acne. We explain our 'technical difficulties' and ask What do they call oil on a DUCK'S BACK? BG shows off her new riding skirt and we ask Why the hell don't women's clothes have pockets? We learn that JT is an excellent SALAD TOSSER and somehow we end up talking about feces in a RUBE-GOLDBERG machine. We figure that we gotta watch more I LOVE LUCY and do a quick review about the amazing show, RESERVATION DOGS. Why do new co...
This week it's the We can't hold a doggie podcast. We come in firing with the wrong STAYIN ALIVE lyrics and JT tells us a bad ORANGUTAN story. We learn that Big Jaguar is all about the profits and discover JT's secret hobby about animals. JT talks about getting laid-off and thinks about a possible career change as Doctor Dance! BG reveals her workaround for CHARADES and she sparkles while giving TATTOOS to kids! We don't mess around when it comes to painting eggs and discuss names of gross th...
We come in hot with our mouths stuffed full of COOKIES and what could be the WORLD'S THICKEST TONGUE. We talk music, sing badly and try a few tongue twisters. BG goes for cutest BUTTON NOSE record and tells us about passive vs dynamic meditation. BG talks about her recent horsey awareness sessions and the crazy price of HAY these days. We find out JT's new porn name is Maximum Bigness and BG explains the dangers of dog grooming. We hear BG contemplating getting back into the lip sync ga...
We ask a lot of questions in this one. Where did the term chapped ass come from? Notice how you don't really hear radio or TV static anymore? How long does it take a snail to grow their shell? We learn about the phrase “Blowing smoke up your ass”, it's real origin and discover it's tied to the founding of the Royal Humane Society. Do we have foot tastebuds? Can taste and flavour be carried through the blood? We talk The Great British Bake Off and Cruising With Susan Calman, We discuss British...
We come in hard talking PUZZLES and Jason Bateman's beard. We discuss the new season of TRUE DETECTIVE and compare it to the first season. We discuss the logistics of online grocery shopping while living on a REMOTE ISLAND. JT does his best impression of SCATMAN and BG laments about Lip sync scheduling. We praise Cortesradio.ca and discover that clothes are holes. We talk pre distressed clothes and hats; creativity vs. living the adventure. JT joins a diverticulitis support group and we come ...
DISCLAIMER: May contain some nasty medical talk! Actually, it definitely does BUT not a lot.Always remember, Life is a bowelance. We tell you why we've taken an extended leave as JT tells us about his recent hospital stay. BG explains Galentine's Day to us and she stabs a bee??? We talk Horse riding, HORSEY MEDITATION and getting into the mind of a horse. We discuss People's inability to learn new things and that's why ALIENS DON'T SHOW THEMSELVES. We talk about the watch party we had f...
We start out using GIRAFFES as measurement tools and somehow PUPPY TOY stuffing leads to STUFFED MUSHROOMS. We tell the heroic details of a recent horse rescue and how amazing SERENDIPITY can be sometimes. We are super thankful to our community and island for their love and support. JT discusses his journey to a GUINNESS WORLD RECORD. We ask If you could teleport to anyplace in the universe to observe it safely for 1 hour, where would you go? We top it off with a review of LEO and BOY S...
HAPPY NEW YEAR! We talk super cute doggie toys and JT shows his disdain for seatbelts. We discuss cordless phones and old school TV shows. You'll get to hear our rendition of the NIGHT COURT theme song and we recap a controversial Cheers episode. We reminisce about sweet birthday parties with awesome friends. BG talks horse riding with SKYLAR, her new horse. We talk horses in heat and HORSE TEETS! JT is the man with ONE LEFT CROC as we slam his stupid ankles. BG tells us how she r...
Another singsong episode full of carols and memories. We ask WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG? What trendy toys were you into? Do you remember POUND PUPPIES??? We talk Gift disappointments and discuss the dangers of CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS, BG tells us of her custom made doll and we discuss our favourite CHRISTMAS MEMORY. We talk about Songs with friends and family and end with the PRESSURE on parents to get the PERFECT PRESENT. Muppets Ringing of The Bells: www.youtube.com/watch?v...
We come in singing and don't really stop for the whole episode. We talk friendly gut biomes and SNL. We jump around a bit in the beginning trying to take care of an EXCITED PUPPY! Pardon the squeaky ball in the background. We ask what is your favourite CHRISTMAS CARTOON? BG confuses her ancient asian warriors and we find out that little JT and his brother were WANNABE NINJAS and big fans of Sho Kosugi. BG tells us a memory of a sweet comb-overs and we figure out bald wasn't cool in the 8...
We come in full of energy and ponder the vast differences between HANGING IN and HANGING OUT. We end up cruising down a gross road while talking about COLDSORES. Turns out we don't know much about GOATS or SHEEP when we discuss new ideas for anti fatigue mats. We get fancy talking about TIARAS and SILVERWARE, HEY! Have you heard of the bowls and cutlery that add saltiness using electricity? Isn't that crazy?! Bobbie tells us of the dangers of LACKASALTATITIS. Any Survivor fans out there? We d...
We come out SUPER ENERGETIC and definitely not feeling any PUPPY EXHAUSTION....We talk puppy safety and ferry rides to the town vet. Turns out puppy teeth are called milk teeth. We discover what you're scratching when you scratch your SCRATCHER TICKETS. We learn of a new study that shows ELEPHANTS GIVE EACH OTHER DISTINCT NAMES. Hey, what's the deal with the ELECTRIC FLINCH as you're falling asleep? We play WOULD YOU RATHER communicate telepathically or know every single language on the plane...
This episode gets awkward right from the jump but ends with a CUTE PUPPY!! JT brings out his inner CHEERLEADER. We ask DO YOU SHOWER AT THE GYM? and discuss the difficulties of swass all day at work. BG loves the puppy shampoo because it gives her a shiny coat. We discover raising a puppy is tough, especially the BREAST FEEDING. We talk about our RECURRING DREAMS and BG's new dream about being the BAD GUY using samurai swords and throat punches to reap justice! We invent a new video gam...
Sorry we're late but a 35 hour POWER OUTAGE & a NEW PUPPY is a couple good excuses. Yes we got a new puppy doggie!! We also show off BG's new TATTOO and talk about how your first tattoo has so much meaning. We talk about natives using GATOR WRESTLING to make revenue. We take a hard turn and talk about SERIAL KILLER ED GEIN and how he fed "venison" to friends and neighbours. We inevitably jump from serial killers to bullies. Hey, have you guys heard of this thing called racism? We discuss ...