We Don't Have Time For This

Alright - when does a sock NOT need a wash? What’s the threshold, people? Revz had a security breach but it totally 2024’d and it turned out to not be that bad, whattayaknow? Revz doesn’t have time for goddamn motherf*cking cold sores. A life sentence that sometimes feels just too much, like come on life?! Speaking of life, Gem is obsessed with the phrases we’ve filed wrong in our brains and we have some absolute corkers for you today. Hold onto your bladder leakage, mamas, we’ve got some tight lols for you all today. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Today’s caller is struggling with her parents enforcing gender stereotypes and beauty standards. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Post-partum libido lag is a thing. But did you know getting your groove back ain’t just for Stella? Tara is a seasoned tantric sex coach who helps post-partum women (and men) get back to feeeeeling themselves. Tara ran a tantric workshop for us and some girlfriends and she’s come in today to talk to us all about it and how everyone at home can get back *in touch* with themselves. Follow: @tarao_sexxcoach - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

This week's caller wants to know is it rude to bring extra kids to someone's child's birthday party? - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Gem is home from her holiday and looking golden but don’t worry, SPF was liberally applied! Tag you’re it, Revz is outta here soon but before she goes we wanna know…when exactly does the year start? Jan 1? When you go back to work? When school starts? When? Then Gem doesn’t have time to know when to go to hospital but she had an amazing GP appointment that gave her one of her favourite things — rules to live by! Then Revz is navigating the grief of friendship breakup and needs help with what is her responsibility and what to “let go let god” (enter Gem with a “let go let what?”) hope you’re having a lovely holiday break DLs, we’re happy to be here keeping you company into the new year. #Notspon: Gem: Joseph Joseph Laundry Hamper Revz: Soffle Lights - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

This week’s caller needs some tips on how to tackle her kids’ tricky questions. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

One of the biggest requests Gem gets asked in her DMs is “can Yai please tell us how to foster such a good relationship with our kids” so we thought instead of guessing (new for us! Look at the growth!) we’d get the woman herself in to talk family, daughters, grandparents politics, female friendship and second chance relationships. Listen to: D&M: The Mums. Part 2, Yai (Apple) D&M: The Mums. Part 2, Yai (Spotify) - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Today’s caller needs some advice on how to support her kid being bullied at school. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

It’s that time of year. We asked, you asked and not a lot is off limits, DLs cos we like to keep it real with you around here; it’s our annual Ask Us Anything episode.  - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

This week’s DL needs advice on her new newborn and toddler sitch.  - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - Limited Edition WDHTFT x Tottie Bags - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

It’s that time of year, here in Oz, where the kids are off school for (seemingly) forever. Who better to shepherd us all through this unending choir of “I’m bored” than The Good Mum™️ herself. As she’s also our bestie of course we also get into personal finances, relationships, the new “trenches” and going back to school (in all the ways).  Gem's Green Smoothie Recipe: - Two large handfuls of frozen kale and spinach  - Half a banana - Half an avo - one small handful of frozen mango chunks - one teaspoon of chia seeds - two cups of coconut water - Listen to all The Good Mum™️ Episodes: Bonus Ep! The Good Mum is Here! (Apple Podcasts) The Good Mum Out Here Dropping Truth Bombs (Apple Podcasts) D&M: The Good Mum's Guide To Christmas Craziness (Apple Podcasts) Bonus Ep! The Good Mum is Here (Spotify) The Good Mum Out Here Dropping Truth Bombs (Spotify) D&M: The Good Mum's Guide To Christmas Craziness (Spotify) - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Today’s caller wants to know are we allowed to discipline other people’s kids in our own houses? - Rent our Christmas special here, for a limited time: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

For those last minute, "shit I forgot" gifts, you're welcome! Links: Storyworth Red Balloon Gift Voucher Dinner Ladies Chefgood Crock'd Paint n' Sip WIRES Donation Take 3 For The Sea Donation Duolingo - Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Anyone else their child’s walking rubbish bin? Cos, same. And it really has to stop cos of course, the dad’s didn’t subscribe did they? Gem does have time for Raffa’s full blown love of what can only be described as “Gem’s thing” (finally). And Revz doesn’t have time for the broken family Christmas do-si-do merry-go-round musical chairs, whatever you wanna call it. But it’s December and we’re doing our best to be more merry and less grinch cos of course we have a whole lot to smile about. Happy December Mamas; hope you’re surviving!  #Notspons: Gem: Kmart Linen Shirt Revz: Croser Sparkling Wine - Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Today’s caller wants to know if she needs to be besties with her kid’s teacher for extra perks. - Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Gifting inspo for the office kris kringle, you're welcome! Links: Yeti Coffee Cup Gigi and Tom Wine Glasses Sunnylife Beach Paddle Set Typo collapsible Laptop Stand Scrub Daddy Scratchies Kmart Bag Hanger Plant Watering Bulbs Fancy Deck of Cards Cotton On Mini Vending Machine - Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Morning all! We’re into that final stretch aren’t we. Hope you’re all hanging in there and aren’t too dazed and confused yet. Speaking of, Raffa can’t quite compute that Gem will one day be a Yai, and that Yai has a.. like, actual NAME. Revz has become an accidental Pokémon dealer on the dark web, and Gem doesn’t have time for her kids fighting, like, one more goddamn minute of it. Revz doesn’t have much time for the internet these days but she was served up a timely reframe and it’s giving *guru*. Some homely #notspons and a couple of random tangents but we’re here, we’re breathing, merry end-of-the-year everyone, we got this!  #Notspons: Gem: Hat Rack Organiser Revz: Huntley + Co - Rent our Christmas special here, for a limited time:  We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

What Do I Say When I’m Not Sorry? Today’s caller doesn’t know what to say when she is NOT sorry for existing. Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Here's what's on our Chrissy wishlist! Links: Arms of Eve Nicole Fendel YCL Jewels Charm Necklace  Dr Lewinn’s Night Serum Flaunt Phone Case Hourglass Mascara Feather and Noise Gimme Jewellery Mezi Jewellery GoTo Face Hero All.ive Body Lenaige Lip Mask Emma Lewisham

Well, well, well, aren’t we looking fresh (shout out to Lynne) but what we wanna know is what are the Hollywood folks UP to lately cos faces be facing, right? It’s December and the Elf is here, we won’t go into all that again (cough — Gem’s MAGICAL backflip — cough) but best of luck to all who invite more mental load in this Christmas. Gem doesn’t have time for some mean comments directed at her kid, and Revz can relate, leading to big chats about making room for our kids personal style and bodily autonomy. Then Revz had a scary close call at emergency this week and it begs the question about which sports should we let our kids play and the importance of safety gear for our sporty pups.  Revz: Plant Watering Bulbs Gem: Operation Ouch! - Last Chance Tottie Bags for Xmas! - Watch our Christmas Show: We Don't Have Time For Christmas. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis