We Don't Have Time For This

Today's caller needs help on how to handle judgey comments about her kid. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

We’re starting with an incredibly important and life-defining question today…where do you land? Revz went to a live music event and was very confronted by how old she felt - so she’s coming for another generation now (don’t tell the Boomers). Gem doesn’t have time for a 12 year old boy by the side of the road (true story), and Revz’s kids made a deal with each other that she doesn’t know whether or not to intervene on. Also we have some LIVE show updates and some silliness as per. We love you DLs! Thanks for hanging with us once again.  Not Spons: Gem: https://cottonon.com/AU/bella-bootleg-pant/2056807-01.html Revz: https://gethommey.com/collections/robes Mentions: https://www.audible.com.au/pd/The-Anxious-Generation-Audiobook/B0CMV9RSXH?source_code=ASSORAP0511160006&share_location=pdp _ If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

This week’s DL has an offer too good to refuse. _ If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Happy Tuesday you wonderful legends. Kicking off the week, Revz kids have invented a one-part wholesome, one-part toilet humour game and it has to be shared. Speaking of Revz kids, Kate got a nanny and she’s higher than a zoomer on schoolies on this new world order. Gem was nonchalant about the school reunion but then found herself surprisingly chalant. And Revz is playing with bullying tactics to survive the primary school yard. Have a wonderful week, we adore the milky tits off you.  Not spon: -Gem: Jetproof sensory socks -Kate: Cotton on crew socks

This week’s caller is feeling frustrated with the money dynamics in her blended family.  If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Well, Gem went and mentally un-loaded on her kid’s whole soccer team. Tone deaf? Potentially. Fair and absolutely reasonable? Also yes. But did we mention she JUST met these people? Then, oh look, it’s our old friend beauty standards back to make us have feelings. Gem is battling greys, from every angle (emotionally, physically…philosophically?) and it really makes us examine it all once again. Have we evolved or is this the slippery slope in action and why is this patriarchal topic ours to solve? The internal battle is REAL folks. Then Revz has concerns over Gem’s nutrition and accidentally unearths some deep shit. Did Revz just concern-troll unearth some trauma? After all it is Tuesday. Also we both need to bleed and that might explain the entire episode. THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE! Not Spons: Gem: Full Love Potion Making Kit on Amazon Revz: Macy and Tailor Oven Baked Pressed Pretzels Use code NOTIME at the checkout for 25% off at https://www.wearewild.com/au/ - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Today’s caller wonders if she should join forces with her bestie for the perks of marriage. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

CW: grief, loss, infant loss. DLs we touch on grief and loss today, if today is not the day for you to hear that kind of content, please skip this one.  We’re away from the city! What are we doing? Not working on the not-live-show, surely. Revz is stoked to be back in the country as she’s a tennis girlie now, and she won’t hear otherwise. Speaking of “anyone for tennis”, Gem is relieved because Yai is home (praise be) and she almost made it to the end of her trip without losing her marbles. And Gem has found a new reason to exercise that she never thought she needed, probably because of what the algorithm has been serving up, which has her attention, but not her mental health in mind. And Revz had a friend come to her with some friendship problems which gets us asking, why is friendship the first thing to go from the to-do list when you’re a mum? Have a great week DLs and take care of yourselves x If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Today’s caller has been left gutted after her guest list ghosted her.  If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Has your child accidentally booty called someone late at night, or FaceTimed your boss in the wee hours of the morning? Cos, same. Same. In this week’s theme of absolute calamity and chaos, Revz made an accidental order that proved rather expensive (and embarrassing), and then got borderline scammed in a consignment store. Gem is doing some serious soul searching (hello 7 year itch!) and it’s leading her to some really interesting places - asking lots of curly questions of herself! Some very helpful / practical not spons, and lots of giggles on this loosey goosey one, DLs. Happy Tuesday! Not Spons: Revz: @the.foldie.official Gem: https://www.photoking.com/ If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

This week’s DL needs to know if her child’s obsession is normal.

Well, it’s getting colder in Sydney and Revz has a gripe…#closethebed, Gem is dismayed at her kid’s lack of sh*ts when it comes to her opinion (or downright disdain, frankly) and Revz is a smug reformed girlie again. But let’s get down to it, Gem wants to share a story but is feeling mightily self conscious thanks to some online judgement that’s given her pause. We ponder on why the zoomers date how they do, and who’s to thank for their progressive attitudes to sex and dating, and we wonder if the Gen Xs just nailed this whole thing in this way. Then, Revz doesn’t have time for her newest parenting frontier, as much as she wants to absolutely nail it. It’s a windy road this week DLs, so strap in and enjoy! Not Spons: Revz: First Period Pack https://www.modibodi.com/collections/teens Gem: Follow @brookibakehouse If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Today’s DL is feeling the feminist pressure to keep her last name.  - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Well, it’s bring your kids to work day as sickness has descended on Revz’s home. But we soldier on! Gem’s kids have hit a new mode (well, for this week anyway) and Gem is HERE for it. Revz is absolutely side-swiped by Mum-Guilt(TM) this week and she really needs to get into it with us all. When is school going to be set up for working parents? Or do we all just need to get comfortable with the uncomfortable (NO THANKS!). Some very lush #notspons and a whole lot of bestie love this week. Thanks for being here, DL’s! #Notspons: Gem: https://enapelly.com.au/ Revz: https://ciecie.com.au/collections/cie-cie - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

This week’s DL is not loving the “three’s a crowd’ vibes. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Did you know there’s a lady that will come and de-louse your whole family? What a job. Essential, but truly horrific. Raffa is trying to be on another podcast and are we raising a little show baby here? Then Gem has a rogue (not to her) new crush and Revz is confused. And you all FLOODED our inbox after Revz shared her niche phobia (which has now been diagnosed by the internet and she did INDEED find her subreddits) and so we wanna go through some of the weird and wonderful fears that keep you up at night, because, Tuesday! #Notspons: Gem: The Pamela https://www.lmsthebrand.com.au/collections/pamela Revz: T-shirts from https://www.uniqlo.com/au — If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Today’s caller doesn’t want to deal with kids party admin on her days off. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Kicking off this Tuesday with a couple of retractions cos apparently our brains have left the building. Is it post-partum? Is it Term 1 craziness, is it low iron levels? Surely there’s something we can blame? Then Revz has a non-retraction (think they call that a double-down) and QUIET DOWN INTERNET, OK? Now that’s done, Gem doesn’t have time for people messing with the social contract of how we host. Well, at least that’s how she starts out, buried under a mountain of ShouldsTM, guilt and projection, but is one couple’s social occassion yet another lesson in how we “should” all be doing things, or is this one of those “there’s two types of people” situation? Does Gem need to feel pressure or is there a “way” things are done that we need a memo on? Gem has so little time for this that we end up spending the entire episode arguing over the absolute minutia of hosting and attending a social occassion and thank god cos it seems there’s a LOT to it! Two killer watches for #notspons and a whole lotta am-I-the-a**hole vibes in this one, DLs, so strap yourselves in!  - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

This week’s DL is struggling with friendship changes since becoming a Mum. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

Well, we are UP to mischief, DLs. And you know we’re gonna over-share about it, because at this point we are quite literally professional over-sharers. But first up today, do men do everything in reverse from us? Including thinking? Gem thinks so. Gem also thinks Revz is just putting too much pressure on the people in her life and she needs it to stop. Revz is on a mission to get a rather questionable side-hustle started and she’s apparently crowd-sourcing the marketing plan. And Gem does not have time for any kind of birth shaming (and she’s seeing more of if than she’d like). Happy start to the week DLs, we hope it’s less chaotic than ours!  -  If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis Not spons: Gem: Follow @allthatisshe Revz: Kmart Mini Waffle maker