We Eat Films Like You For Breakfast

The Breakfast B*tchz are at it again, and this time with a film neither had seen before! We dined on TRIANGLE, a British-Australian film with seemingly American characters Melissa George stars in this psychological thriller/drama? and nautical adventure with a spin on a Greek myth. How many eggs would you give it?

The Breakfast Betchz jump into the 2002 classic, RESIDENT EVIL, and get in good with some zombie shooting fun! Join us as we talk scares, stares, and some straight up romantic pairs! Rated E for Effort.

The Breakfast Bitches decided to end the year on a high note with a win from Morgan himself. We're watching KISS THE GIRLS, and we had quite the time. Join us for another scrambling of a film, and we look forward to prepping for the New Year with the rest of you!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BREAKFAST FIENDS. We dissect the Christmas classic, Black Christmas. As by the title, it's safe to assume that we had thoughts and many of the them. Jump in, whether or not you have viewed this film or either of the remakes, and let's get our cookin' on!

Tune in to an extra hearty breakfast for SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. The Breakfast Bitches dive into this 5 time Oscar-Winning movie to see if it stands the test of time, and if Jodie Foster still rocks that gorgeous brunette. Spoiler alert - she absolutely does.

Well, we mentioned it offhandedly last week, so the Breakfast Bitches decided to take a big ol' bite out of THE GRUDGE. Who doesn't love Sarah Michelle Gellar going up against the evil Kayako Saeki, who is really just a misunderstood Japanese woman in a horrible marriage? Did we mention Bill Pullman, because there's Bill Pullman. Anyway, get ready to find out how many eggs we give this tasty morsel!

Grab a fork and get ready to dive into our hearty meal of the week: Saw. It’s a movie that dares you to gird all your loins, while maybe seeing some loins pulled out of people... Tune in to see if this movie can suppress Kelly and Elizabeth’s appetite, or have them begging for more. Bon appétit!

Welcome back to the breakfast of champions, the flesh of men! Elizabeth & Kelly tackle the cult classic, Jennifer's Body. Give the legendary film a view and listen in to our thoughts. But don't forget - Hell is a teenage girl.

Elizabeth and I take on the cult favorite, the Ring. Get ready to dive into this 2002 remake of a Japanese horror like you would a continental breakfast at a medium grade hotel. As always, we're looking for a well-balanced meal. Will today be the today, or will we drop a few eggs during the journey?

Enter the world of book to film adaptation with the Breakfast Bitches. They take on the notorious "classic" The Shining and its sequel Doctor Sleep ,the decide whether or not these films are good eggs, or just a rotten smell.

Join Kelly and Elizabeth on the maiden voyage of Breakfast-ing on films. We take the cult classic film of Scream, a Halloween staple, and give one of the best attempts at recalling the plot, then an analysis on how we feel the film lines up with intersectional feminism. Come on in! We definitely will bite!

Coming soon, October 27th, 2020!