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Author: Battle Bird Productions

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'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.

A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions.

To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions

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We are ecstatic to announce our first episode will be released in less than a week! ---------------------------------facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/BattleBirdProdBattleBird.ProductionsBattleBirdProductions@gmail.com ---------------------------------'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Sam, as they travel the galaxy, carrying out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.A Sci-Fi Sitcom by Beth Crane, for Battlebird Productions
The trailer for our new mini-series, Marilyn's Diary, coming on June 18th! (and released a week early for $2+ Patreon supporters!)
In which Haroldson tries to learn to fly the Yi-Ki-Yay...Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/battlebirdprodtwitter.com/Automniconfacebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunkfacebook.com/BattleBirdProdbattlebird.productions Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings, visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts.For more information on International Podcast Month, visit internationalpodcastmonth.com or twitter.com/podmonth.
Suprise! A second Brucemas offering, this time from the crew of the Yi-Ki-Yay!To get Kilner and Samantha's death-defying festive adventure, head to battlebird.productions/special-episodes Written by Beth Crane Produced by Hedley Knights CastFrancesca Mintowt-CzyzHedley KnightsJames CarneySupport Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/battlebirdprodtwitter.com/Automniconfacebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunkfacebook.com/BattleBirdProdbattlebird.productions Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings, visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts.
We may have been hard at work working on the scripts for our second mini-season and our third season, but we've somehow also found the time to write a novella! Coming to Kindle, Patreon and all other reputable eBook formats on March 19th (We Fix Space Junk's first anniversary!)
Our Patrons enjoyed a special episode of We Fix Space Junk this weekend, and now you can too!Easter may be over, but you can still enjoy the train heist!You can now purchase all of our Special Episodes episodes here gumroad.com/wefixspacejunkAs always the special episodes are from earlier in the timeline and takes place between already released episodes of Space Junk, so there are no spoilers if you're not caught up and it's not plot dependant so you aren't missing anything vital by skipping it. But believe us when we say it's worth it!Sign up on Patreon patreon.com/BattleBirdProdor Vist gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk Thank you so much to our brilliant cast:Rebecca EvansBeth CraneLayla KatibChris MontagueVicki BaronHedley Knights Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/battlebirdprodtwitter.com/Automniconfacebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunkfacebook.com/BattleBirdProdbattlebird.productions Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings, visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts.
Here's a list of the shows taking part in #MCMComicCasts - click the links to subscribe!Middle: BelowThe 12:37The OrphansWe Fix Space JunkThe Prickwillow PapersMarsCorpThe Infinite BadThe Monster HuntersDiary of a Space ArchivistOblivityEscape Artists IncWooden OvercoatsVictoriocityTales from the Aletheian SocietyOr check out the #MCMComicCasts page for a full list of these shows and how to support them at http://bit.ly/MCMComicCasts
Between Seasons One and Two we brought you Marilyn's Diary. Between Two and Three we're bringing you Micro Bytes!Micro Bytes is a series of shorts featuring a variety of familiar faces from the past two seasons!Some will be prequels, some will be sequels and some will show you a little of what was going on in the world outside the episodes of season two!This series is dedicated to everyone who has supported us this far! It's been a wild ride (and it's not slowing down yet!)
Thanks for listening!For information about the Audio Verse Awards, visit their website (https://audioverseawards.net/)For information about PodTales, visit their website (https://podtales.org/)And for information about the Halloween Special... we'll be releasing some information later in the week!
When Kilner and Samantha stumble across a seemingly abandoned ship in dead space, they think they've struck gold. But not everything is as it seems...You can now purchase all of our Special Episodes episodes here: gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk, and they are also available on our Patreon!StarringBeth CraneRebecca EvansJames OlivaBubbles the Cat as Himself
In which a newly-promoted Ms Lamb experiences her first ever Automnicon CEO's Brucemas Party... To purchase this year’s We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special, you can visit our GumRoad page, join our patreon or donate to us on Ko-fi! For more details, visit our website!Please note that GumRoad will provide an instant download, Patrons will receive the episode in the patron RSS feed and Ko-Fi givers will get instructions on how to download from our website!Thank you so much for listening and we hope you have a fantastic Brucemas!Beth and HedleyCASTVicki BaronLuke BooysMama BangBangSean HowardDavid Ault
Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the real meaning behind it? Listen as we recount the tale, a tale as old as time and twice as confusing.(This mini episode explains, sort of, the meaning of Brucemas as a holiday. Bearing in mind this is a world where most films were destroyed due to massive solar flares so they live on in stories passed down by unreliable memories...)Merry Brucemas! Thank you for joining us for another year of Space Junk!If you want to buy Automnicon: The Brucemas Party, you can visit our website, become a patron or visit our GumRoad store!Merry Brucemas to all, and to all a good night!Beth and Hedley
Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a piece of mysterious junk floating in space. But when it starts to defrost, they find themselves with more on their hands than they bargained for...This episode is a double bill recording of our live show in London on 30th November 2019 where we had the honour of performing a crossover episode with The Amelia Project!The Amelia Project is a brilliant Audio Fiction Podcast about a shady organisation that specialises in making people disappear!We begin with "Andy Spark", in which a troublesome poet visits The Amelia Project, and flows into "The Library", a brand new episode of We Fix Space Junk.If you like what you hear, please head over and subscribe to The Amelia Project!Search for it in your podcatcher or head to https://ameliapodcast.com/ If you're a fan of our kind of humour you'll love it!CastBeth CraneRebbecca EvansJack Carmicheal Tom CrowleyAlan BurgenHedley Knights
Will We Ever Know?

Will We Ever Know?

2020-04-0119:311

This year we've decided to make our spring Special free! All our special episodes take place outside of the main timeline. This episode takes place during the events of Season 2.In this special We Fix Space Junk episode, intrepid truth-seeker Lisa Coney-Smith tries to track down the truth behind that legendary figure, the Rygu Ranger. But she may have uncovered more than she's bargained for...We do special episodes every Autumn, Winter and Spring. They're free to our patrons or available to buy at: https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunkWritten by Hedley Knights and Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal…We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy. CASTNazli SarpkayaNiko GerentesEvan GulockRebecca EvansHedley KnightsBeth Crane Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/battlebirdprodtwitter.com/Automniconfacebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunkfacebook.com/BattleBirdProdbattlebird.productions Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings, visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts.
A special episode recorded live from lock-down at PodUk Goes Digital 2020.Three different audio drama characters from three different shows, broadcasting from three different countries! Kilner receives a call like any other she's received before...To watch the special being performed live, visit the PodUK YouTube channel, here: youtu.be/w6S2fSfJvZ8The episode begins with Kalila Stormfire, a modern day witch, starting her first day of online tarot readings. It doesn't exactly go according to plan...To find out more about Kalila Stormfire’s Economical Magick Services, head to kalilastormfire.com or search in you podcast app!To find out more about the The Amelia Project visit ameliapodcast.com(Both of these are brilliant podcasts and well worth a listen!)This event was to raise funds for Birmingham Community Healthcare Foundation to support their efforts fighting the pandemic. The campaign has ended, but you can still donate here.To donate to Black Lives matter you can click here.Thank you for listening and make sure to look after your health and mental health in these turbulent times.
A quick recap to bring you up to speed and refresh your memory in time for Season 3's release - tomorrow!For a full transcript of this preview, click this link.Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal…We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/battlebirdprodtwitter.com/Automniconfacebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunkfacebook.com/BattleBirdProdbattlebird.productions Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!
S03E01 - The Lift

S03E01 - The Lift

2020-08-0220:13

The first episode of Season Three sees Kilner, Samantha and Ms Lamb floating unprotected in space inside a neurotic lift. But DAX is on his way, and he's brought a rescue team!Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.For a full transcript of this episode, plus content warnings, click this link!Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal…We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.CastBeth CraneRebecca EvansVicki BaronFelix TrenchJack CarmichaelHedley KnightsJames CarneySupport Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/battlebirdprodtwitter.com/Automniconfacebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunkfacebook.com/BattleBirdProdbattlebird.productions Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!
Hello, wonderful listeners!For the rest of the season we will be switching to a biweekly schedule. We can't wait for you to hear the next episode, but in the meantime we just wanted to let you know about a show that we both love!FYI, this trailer contains explicit language!The year is 1999. Lurking somewhere between Hot Topic and the food court, five misfit demons from Hell kill time inciting sin in a suburban shopping mall. When the lead singer of their band goes mysteriously missing, the demons only have two weeks to find him before they play the biggest gig of the millennium - or face the wrath of Satan herself.Find Brimstone Valley Mall on a podcatcher near you, or visit www.whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall!
In this special crossover episode, Dearest Scooter of the amazing Sleep With Me podcast retells the first two episodes of We Fix Space Junk with a sleepy spin. Also included is an amazing We Fix Space Junk song by Jonathan Mann!We really love Sleep With Me. We've been nightly listeners for the past four years and as two people with trouble falling and staying asleep, the show has been a real lifesaver. We really, really recommend you check it out!Visit Sleep With Me's website or find it on your podcatcher of choice!Visit Jonathan Mann's website or watch the video for Space Junk here!Thanks so much for listening! We'll be back next week with the next episode!
An update about Halloween and an intro to one of our favourite Actual Play Podcasts!Dumbgeons and Dragons is a comedic, fantasy actual play podcast about saving the world. DMd by the fantastic Russ More, season one follows the adventures of Nulara Moonbrook, Thia Amastacia and Flint Firebeard as they fight to save the world from the Cult of the Dragon's plans to bring Tiamat to the material plane.Season two picks up with Glim, Sully and Moot, three unlikely friends following an unknown destiny to save each other and fight an unknown evil.Find Dumbgeons and Dragons on your podcatcher or visit their site here: www.dumbdragons.com/dumbgeons-dragons
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Comments (26)

Teresa Wilkinson

WOW! great show, so glad I found it, especially being in lockdown with the rest of Australia, & the planet

May 18th
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Stu Cook

Not sure what to make of this. If the trailer were a baited fishing line and I a fish, consider me "mildly curious" about it.

May 12th
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Stu Cook

"Your milk is too warm!" 😂 Hmm, a murderous ship's computer? Where've I heard that before? Does "Open the pod bay doors, HAL" sound familiar? 😉 Epic theme tune though! I keep saying that lol

May 12th
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Stu Cook

Another stellar episode, team! That theme though 👌

May 9th
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Stu Cook

"Don't go near the water!" 😂

Apr 28th
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Stu Cook

Five episodes in and I'm not losing interest. I still can't get over that epic theme tune that is synonymous with some of my favourite childhoods shows lol

Mar 26th
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Stu Cook

This is quite a fun adventure and the phony ads make it worthwhile sitting through unlike *real* ads lol. That theme tune though... it's like classic sci-fi the likes of which hasn't been heard since Red Dwarf. Epic.

Mar 1st
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Clemi Moon

really super cute!! I love learning more about her

Feb 27th
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seven cats

looking forward to season 3 ;D

Jan 19th
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Amanda Kelly

Looking forward to the next season! Great podcast!

Dec 24th
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Stu Cook

Will give this one a listen in due course

Nov 30th
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Elizabeth Hickey

A fantastic series. I have thoroughly enjoyed series 1 & 2 and look forward to series 3.

Nov 27th
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Elizabeth Hickey

A fantastic series. I have thoroughly enjoyed series 1 & 2 and look forward to series 3.

Nov 27th
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Iona Brimecombe

The Best!

Nov 14th
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Bella Ring

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Oct 22nd
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Justin RS

Great Job! This is so good. I Cant turn it off lol

Jul 31st
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Sumil Sinha

What a great audio drama!

Mar 25th
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