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'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.

A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions.

To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions

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We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Sam, as they travel the galaxy, carrying out odd jobs on the fringes of the law. Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Marilyn's Diary Trailer

Marilyn's Diary Trailer

2018-06-0403:021

The trailer for our new mini-series, Marilyn's Diary, coming on June 18th! (and released a week early for $2+ Patreon supporters!) Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In which Haroldson tries to learn to fly the Yi-Ki-Yay... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights For more information on International Podcast Month, visit internationalpodcastmonth.com or twitter.com/podmonth. CAST James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Surprise! A second Brucemas offering, this time from the crew of the Yi-Ki-Yay! To get Kilner and Samantha's death-defying festive adventure, head to battlebird.productions/special-episodes Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz Hedley Knights James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We may have been hard at work working on the scripts for our second mini-season and our third season, but we've somehow also found the time to write a novella! Coming to Kindle, Patreon and all other reputable eBook formats on March 19th (We Fix Space Junk's first anniversary!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Our Patrons enjoyed a special episode of We Fix Space Junk this weekend, and now you can too! Easter may be over, but you can still enjoy the train heist! You can now purchase all of our Special Episodes episodes here gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk As always the special episodes are from earlier in the timeline and takes place between already released episodes of Space Junk, so there are no spoilers if you're not caught up and it's not plot dependant so you aren't missing anything vital by skipping it. But believe us when we say it's worth it! Sign up on Patreon patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or Vist gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk   Thank you so much to our brilliant cast: Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Layla Katib Chris Montague Vicki Baron Hedley Knights  Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon! Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter! twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk twitter.com/battlebirdprod twitter.com/Automnicon facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk facebook.com/BattleBirdProd battlebird.productions   Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings, visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Between Seasons One and Two we brought you Marilyn's Diary. Between Two and Three we're bringing you Micro Bytes! Micro Bytes is a series of shorts featuring a variety of familiar faces from the past two seasons! Some will be prequels, some will be sequels and some will show you a little of what was going on in the world outside the episodes of season two! This series is dedicated to everyone who has supported us this far! It's been a wild ride (and it's not slowing down yet!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
When Kilner and Samantha stumble across a seemingly abandoned ship in dead space, they think they've struck gold. But not everything is as it seems... You can now purchase all of our Special Episodes episodes here: gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk, and they are also available on our Patreon! Starring Beth Crane Rebecca Evans James Oliva Bubbles the Cat as Himself Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In which a newly-promoted Ms Lamb experiences her first ever Automnicon CEO's Brucemas Party...  To purchase this year’s We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special, you can visit our GumRoad page, join our patreon or donate to us on Ko-fi! For more details, visit our website! Please note that GumRoad will provide an instant download, Patrons will receive the episode in the patron RSS feed and Ko-Fi givers will get instructions on how to download from our website! Thank you so much for listening and we hope you have a fantastic Brucemas! Beth and Hedley CAST Vicki Baron Luke Booys Mama BangBang Sean Howard David Ault Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the real meaning behind it? Listen as we recount the tale, a tale as old as time and twice as confusing. (This mini episode explains, sort of, the meaning of Brucemas as a holiday. Bearing in mind this is a world where most films were destroyed due to massive solar flares so they live on in stories passed down by unreliable memories...) Merry Brucemas! Thank you for joining us for another year of Space Junk! If you want to buy Automnicon: The Brucemas Party, you can visit our website, become a patron or visit our GumRoad store! Merry Brucemas to all, and to all a good night! Beth and Hedley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a piece of mysterious junk floating in space. But when it starts to defrost, they find themselves with more on their hands than they bargained for... This episode is a double bill recording of our live show in London on 30th November 2019 where we had the honour of performing a crossover episode with The Amelia Project! The Amelia Project is a brilliant Audio Fiction Podcast about a shady organisation that specialises in making people disappear! We begin with "Andy Spark", in which a troublesome poet visits The Amelia Project, and flows into "The Library", a brand new episode of We Fix Space Junk. If you like what you hear, please head over and subscribe to The Amelia Project! Search for it in your podcatcher or head to https://ameliapodcast.com/ If you're a fan of our kind of humour you'll love it! Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmicheal  Tom Crowley Alan Burgon Hedley Knights LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Will We Ever Know?

Will We Ever Know?

2020-04-0121:14

This year we've decided to make our Spring Special free! All our special episodes take place outside of the main timeline. This episode takes place during the events of Season 2. In this special We Fix Space Junk episode, intrepid truth-seeker Lisa Coney-Smith tries to track down the truth behind that legendary figure, the Rygu Ranger. But she may have uncovered more than she's bargained for... For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings, visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts. We do special episodes every Autumn, Winter and Spring. They're free to our patrons or available to buy at: https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages!   Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. CAST Nazli Sarpkaya Niko Gerentes Evan Gulock Rebecca Evans Hedley Knights Beth Crane   FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk twitter.com/battlebirdprod twitter.com/Automnicon facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk facebook.com/BattleBirdProd instagram.com/battlebirdproductions wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk battlebird.productions Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A special episode recorded live from lock-down at PodUk Goes Digital 2020. Three different audio drama characters from three different shows, broadcasting from three different countries! Kilner receives a call like any other she's received before... To watch the special being performed live, visit the PodUK YouTube channel, here: youtu.be/w6S2fSfJvZ8 The episode begins with Kalila Stormfire, a modern day witch, starting her first day of online tarot readings. It doesn't exactly go according to plan... To find out more about Kalila Stormfire’s Economical Magick Services, head to kalilastormfire.com or search in you podcast app! To find out more about the The Amelia Project visit ameliapodcast.com (Both of these are brilliant podcasts and well worth a listen!) This event was to raise funds for Birmingham Community Healthcare Foundation to support their efforts fighting the pandemic. The campaign has ended, but you can still donate here. To donate to Black Lives matter you can click here. Thank you for listening and make sure to look after your health and mental health in these turbulent times. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A quick recap to bring you up to speed and refresh your memory in time for Season 3's release - tomorrow! For a full transcript of this preview, click this link. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal… We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy. Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. Support Battle Bird Productions on Patreon! Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter! twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk twitter.com/battlebirdprod twitter.com/Automnicon facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk facebook.com/BattleBirdProd battlebird.productions   Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this special crossover episode, Dearest Scooter of the amazing Sleep With Me podcast retells the first two episodes of We Fix Space Junk with a sleepy spin. Also included is an amazing We Fix Space Junk song by Jonathan Mann! We really love Sleep With Me. We've been nightly listeners for the past four years and as two people with trouble falling and staying asleep, the show has been a real lifesaver. We really, really recommend you check it out! Visit Sleep With Me's website or find it on your podcatcher of choice! Visit Jonathan Mann's website or watch the video for Space Junk here! Thanks so much for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Our Halloween Special: "A Night in On The Hill House" is available for pre order now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk To buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's Halloween Special "Escape Gennero's" is also available (here)! You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and hand painted artwork by Beth Crane! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Kilner and Samantha are gearing up for a perfectly normal Brucemas Eve. They’re tucked up in their bunk beds, snoring away. But what they weren’t expecting was the arrival of a certain festive ghost… Our Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available for pre order now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's festive Special "Automnicon: The Brucemas Party" is also available (here)! You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and a printable Brucemas card design by Beth Crane! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The annual Brucemas mini episode! It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards... Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. This episode stars Karim Kronfli as Mr King. Our Full Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available to buy now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's festive Special "Automnicon: The Brucemas Party" is also available (here)! You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and a printable Brucemas card design by Beth Crane! All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd. Our other Halloween Specials are also on Gumroad at wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com! When Kilner, Samantha, DAX, Jault and Haroldson find themselves stranded on a planet overnight, they can think of nothing better than telling a few spooky tales... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering that getting things right… isn’t that easy. The Levelling Feast, our first Marilyn’s Diary Brucemas Special, is available to pre-order now on our GumRoad, and will also be released to all of our patrons. For more details, visit battlebird.productions! STARRING FRANCESCA MINTOWT-CZYZ KRISTI BOULTON CHRIS SUGDEN PIP GLADWIN HEDLEY KNIGHTS BETH CRANE LAYLA KATIB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EvoTerra

I didn't think this show was for but then I listened and proved myself wrong. It's funny and thoughtful at the same time. A nice and cozy listen, I think!

Feb 13th
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Derek Preece

omg a blugbladder beast. love hitchhikers guide.

Jun 10th
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Chance

Way too much intro /extro... Unsubscribed

Feb 5th
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Chance

The show is 10 minutes long and 5 minutes of that is intro/extro...

Feb 5th
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Chance

1/4 of the episode is the intro... Seriously?

Feb 5th
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Chance

The 3 minute intro sucks

Feb 4th
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Kaiju Blue

nice start

Jan 11th
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Teresa Wilkinson

WOW! great show, so glad I found it, especially being in lockdown with the rest of Australia, & the planet

May 18th
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Stu Cook

Not sure what to make of this. If the trailer were a baited fishing line and I a fish, consider me "mildly curious" about it.

May 12th
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Stu Cook

"Your milk is too warm!" 😂 Hmm, a murderous ship's computer? Where've I heard that before? Does "Open the pod bay doors, HAL" sound familiar? 😉 Epic theme tune though! I keep saying that lol

May 12th
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Stu Cook

Another stellar episode, team! That theme though 👌

May 9th
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Stu Cook

"Don't go near the water!" 😂

Apr 28th
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Stu Cook

Five episodes in and I'm not losing interest. I still can't get over that epic theme tune that is synonymous with some of my favourite childhoods shows lol

Mar 26th
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Stu Cook

This is quite a fun adventure and the phony ads make it worthwhile sitting through unlike *real* ads lol. That theme tune though... it's like classic sci-fi the likes of which hasn't been heard since Red Dwarf. Epic.

Mar 1st
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Clemi Moon

really super cute!! I love learning more about her

Feb 27th
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seven cats

looking forward to season 3 ;D

Jan 19th
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Amanda Kelly

Looking forward to the next season! Great podcast!

Dec 24th
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Stu Cook

Will give this one a listen in due course

Nov 30th
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Elizabeth Hickey

A fantastic series. I have thoroughly enjoyed series 1 & 2 and look forward to series 3.

Nov 27th
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Elizabeth Hickey

A fantastic series. I have thoroughly enjoyed series 1 & 2 and look forward to series 3.

Nov 27th
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