We Got The Chocolates

Arrive by accident, stay for a laugh. From dad jokes (some a bit rogue) to games and the moments that made us chuckle this week, we tackle whatever comes our way—with great vigour.<hr /><p style="color: grey; font-size: 0.75em;"> Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color: grey;" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

130. Good Chat: Daniel Rich

Daniel Rich is an AFL superstar and has played for the Brisbane Lions for over 10 years now. He has amassed more than 250 games in that time and is a pivotal member of the Brisbane Lions backline which has been formidable across the past three seasons. This how the chat went!  4:00 - Playing for the Brisbane Lions at the moment. 5:58 - Getting drafted. 9:40 - Who provides the most laughs? 13:00 - Jumping on the Brisbane Lions bandwagon. 16:00 - Changing positions. 18:30 - Disappearing All Australian Blazer. 21:00 - Losing Finals. 23:42 - Thirteen Pre-seasons. 30:13 - Playing footy post career. 34:25 - Golf. 42:47 - Kicking significantly better than everyone. 46:48 - The Miracle on Grass Appreciate your support ❤️For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-11
57:33

129. Should Guys Wear Tights

2:22 - Slightly older people and technology. 6:40 - Cracking Joke of the Day from a listener. 7:53 - Eloise joins us for some uncomfortable conversation stories. 20:30 - Best/ Biggest Blow Ups! 31:00 - Must or Dust38:24 - Friend of the Show Presentation to Harry. 44:45 - You're in for a Tweet We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here.   Appreciate your support ❤️For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-04
50:34

128. ”Get Your Hands Off My...”

1:40 - Pop Culture: Amber Heard & Johnny Depp.2:23 - Identity Theft Via Laurence.16:00 - Democracy Manifest.22:54 - What can't you do that you should be able to do?33:12 - Newsworthy Stories.39:50 - Giving the Listeners a Listening to. 47:26 - Mitch's Pun.   We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here.    Appreciate your support ❤️For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-27
52:14

127. You’re Not Getting Paid Enough

1:45 - Why is Leigh so slow?6:20 - Chapped Lips Joke Of The Day.8:25 - Jana is on and talks about those people that wave on the road before an Election; and then plays a game of Would You Rather.37:55 - Social Sin Bin. 36:30 - Skin's Stats. Do good players make good coaches?50:59 - Pavlova is from New Zealand!  We wouldn't be able to make this episode without the support of our sponsors. You can check them out here.   Appreciate your support ❤️For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-20
57:10

126. That’s Flare Enough

1:08 - The old switcheroo on the names.2:52 - Housekeeping 6:27 - Cheezels Joke 7:30 - Streakers 14:36 - Reality TV23:00 - Golf chat and Bucket List travel events. 31:45 - You're a Quizzard Gode  A couple of notes concerning our sponsors! Canadian Club is running a competition offering Aussies the chance to win one of four snow parties. We would love to see some Choccy listeners winning this amazing prize so make sure you enter here.  https://bit.ly/WINCCSnowParty  Appreciate your support ❤️For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-13
47:05

124. Riding Totally Nude

4:40 - Skin skippered his side to a premiership. 9:40 - Lance 'Buddy' Franklin and that 1000th goal. 14:20 - Where are you spreading those ashes?17:00 - Is Will Smith the most overrated actor on the planet?22:37 - Trading for a bag of Red Frogs. 27:15 - Racehorse names from the Chocolatiers. 34:00 - Giving more Choccies a good listening to!  Appreciate your support ❤️For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-06
41:28

123. Luke Beveridge vs Tom Morris

1:45 - Should you say sorry if someone walks into you?4:49 - A life hack for getting you clothes washed. 8:00 - Joke of the Day9:20 - What to make of Luke Beveridge, Tom Morris and how the comments got out in public. 23:23 - Must or Dust!32:25 - Billy Walters from the Brisbane Broncos is on the phone. 44:38 - Racehorse Namestorm ideas!  Canadian Club is running a competition offering Aussies the chance to win one of four snow parties. We would love to see some Choccy listeners winning this amazing prize so make sure you enter here! https://bit.ly/WINCCSnowParty  Appreciate your support ❤️For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03-23
53:46

122. Sayings Said Wrong

1:20 - Leigh's Black Eye story! 4:25 - Gode has Joke of the Day. 5:29 - Sayings Said Wrong12:02 - Are ACL injuries more common at the moment?18:48 - Fictionary (very tough edition). 25:50 - Charlie Parker from the Western Bulldogs AFL club!39:35 - Solving a listener issue for him. For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03-16
50:43

121. Vale Shane Warne

1:40 - Gode was a hero at Bundaberg Airport.6:12 - Cracking Joke of the Day. 6:58 - Rod Marsh and Shane Warne. 16:48 - Jana is here to help us through some negative feedback. 37:23 - Haz's NRL season 2022 predictions. 45:27 - A listener query.  Canadian Club is running a competition offering Aussies the chance to win one of four snow parties. We would love to see some Choccy listeners winning this amazing prize so make sure you enter here!  https://bit.ly/WINCCSnowParty For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03-09
52:53

119. Pokémon Puns

1:40 - Budgy Smuggler call to action... Purchase here. 6:18 - Self appointed nicknames... Must or Dust?8:40 - Frozen penis. 10:55 - Police officers fired for playing Pokèmon GO. 13:27 - Sam Heazlett and the missing wallet. 19:15 - The worst things that can happen in sport. 33:10 - NBA All StarsFor Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-23
42:59

118. You Know What I’m Saying?

1:12 - It would be a huge help to us if you grab a pair of Budgy Smugglers!2:15 - Trio Joke of the Day from a listener. 4:00 - How could Leigh be late to a charity game?6:50 - Winter Olympics 16:15 - James Blunt makes us create a playlist. 21:40 - Super Bowl LVI (The Half Time Show, the result and learning the game). 26:35 - The greatest trivia segment we have done... Super Bowl specific.For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-16
45:38

117: ”We Got The Chocolates, Jana”

1:15 - We Got The Chocolates Budgy Smugglers are finally here! Support us by grabbing some and showing them off... https://budgysmuggler.com.au/collections/we-got-the-chocolates 3:35 - A listener named Mary has sent in the Joke Of The Day.5:30 - Haz tells a whole story without naming one specific brand or company. 9:45 - Jana is in! She talks about followers on Instagram, parenting, and what to buy for an Engagement Party or Wedding.28:30 - The Justin Langer (Australia's recently resigned cricket coach) saga.39:30 - Kelly Slater wins a title at 50 years of age! Who else has done something like that? For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-09
50:23

116. Brisbane Heat Mean Tweets

2:15 - A couple of jokes from our listeners! 4:00 - What is it like to have COVID?8:57 - Joe Rogan drama. 12:50 - What number should be the higher speed on your fan?17:27 - Sam Heazlett reads out the inboxes he received throughout the BBL. 23:42 - Retiring a batsman in the BBL?28:00 - Fines meeting34:45 - Australian Open39:29 - Grace Tame vs Sco MoFor Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-02
48:31

115. Why Novak Djokovic’s Visa Was Cancelled

2:30 - National Day of Nothing Joke4:43 - Gode's son won't stop swearing 8:17 - Namestorm (we have to name cows)15:09 - Novak Djokovic... what is going on?26:00 - Holiday from Hell story with a caller34:34 - Brisbane Lions AFLW player Belle Dawes is on the phone!For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

01-19
48:57

114. On Location: Holiday Is Over

On the tools (as per usual) at The Gabba. Should Gode be playing for the Brisbane Heat? You would think a pilot would know what city they are flying to right? James Bazley caught Covid so we caught up with him on the phone. Good luck in your future listening endeavours.For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

01-14
41:48

113. On Location: Why Beer Is Good For You

Long Episode because it is our last of the year! Strap yourself in... 2:50 - In some places we are considered "D Grade Celebs"3:40 - Gode has a Christmas themed Joke of the Day4:50 - Mitch's beer mixing story7:26 - Matt from Range Brewing gives us the background to his business17:18 - Must or Dust27:40 - Sports Wrap... Ashes, BBL (with Sam Heazlett) and Sam Kerr vs pitch invader. 50:42 - Social Sin Bin 1:00:03 - You're in for a TweetFor Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-15
01:05:08

112. Good Chat: Jack Leach

2:50 - Jack Leach's trip to Australia3:30 - Nicknames8:00 - Pranks on Leachy 12:47 - Swooped by a Magpie 20:00 - The journey to playing Test cricket29:28 - "The worst of luck" 32:30 - That Headingley Test50:39 - Overcoming setbacks57:00 - 2021 Ashes Preview    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-08
01:06:27

111. Why Intensity Matters (Taylor‘s Version)

For Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-01
50:56

110. Who Is Tim Paine?

1:40 - When was the last time you had Hungry Jacks3:20 - Josh sends in the Joke Of The Day4:20 - Mitch's romantic holiday12:40 - Your best karaoke options22:00 - Tim Paine Analysis 29:40 - Diooooccckkk pics in general?36:00 - Matthew Willans from the Brisbane Heat joins us41:20 - Tweet of the WeekFor Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-24
44:25

109. On Location: The Gabba

2:26 - Leigh accused a kid of chewing gum. 4:46 - Mitch is Dublin down for Joke Of The Day.5:31 - Some of the prank stories you have sent in.13:20 - Cricket T20 World Cup.19:20 - Liam Jones retirement. 27:06 - Are AFL and NRL damaging the international sporting prowess of Australia. 35:40 - You're A Quizzard GodeFor Our Brisbane Friends If, like us, you're from the lovely spot of Brisbane Australia, then have we got some news for you!Better Late Than Never - on the 14th of December we are finally doing a live show! One night only, at the Tivoli, and you can grab your tickets for that one right here.Thanks again for all the support, love you :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-17
47:13

Martin Davies

She got the chocolates too podcast when?

02-21 Reply

Richard Turpin

One of the funniest shows on the internet, but absolutely nothing to do with Chocolate. They also introduce Stumps at the end of the show, who I can only assume is a mute dwarf or something, as you never see/hear them, idk. 10/10.

01-02 Reply

Michael Hall

goodness me. what a laugh clinic tonight. never had so much listening and sharing this with the mates.

11-09 Reply

Covid Virus

not funny. annoying laughing at own jokes

07-04 Reply

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