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Each week the WHM gang force themselves to watch bad movies that were better left forgotten to fuel off-the-wall tangents, inane impressions and unabashed comedic silliness. This is a comedy podcast for movie lovers that can't help but relish pure trash.
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Episode 517 - The Firm

Episode 517 - The Firm

2020-11-2402:26:051

On this week's episode, the gang preps for Thanksgiving by offering up the final Brimsgiving episode—a bountiful chat all about the ridiculously long, totally engaging, Tom Cruise-starring, John Grisham legal thriller adaptation, The Firm! How close are these senior partners at The Firm to pulling actual Rosemary's Baby type stuff? How horny is Hackman's character supposed to get? And why was everyone dressed so formally to attend that steamboat museum tour? PLUS: The WHM thesis comes together as the guys try to juggle impressions of Gary Busey and Holly Hunter—two of their celebrated celebrity voices that sound exactly the same!The Firm stars Wilford Brimley, Tom Cruise, Gene Hackman, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Hal Holbrook, Terry Kinney, Ed Harris, Holly Hunter, David Strathairn, Gary Busey, Steven Hill, and Jerry Hardin; directed by Sydney Pollack.WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
On this episode, Brimsgiving hits its worst film in the lineup, the absolutely abhorrent Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins! What in the world were they thinking with this Joel Grey performance and makeup? Was Fred Ward really that much more recognizable than Bruce Willis? And why did they place all their action sequences completely out of order? PLUS: Marvel as Brimley never stands the entire film!Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins stars Wilford Brimley, Fred Ward, Joel Grey, J.A. Preston, Kate Mulgrew, George Coe, Charles Cioffi, Patrick Kilpatrick, and Michael Pataki; directed by Guy Hamilton.WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
On this week's episode, Brimsgiving gets a bit sleazy as the gang welcomes Josh Lewis from the Sleazoids podcast to chat about the Charles Bronson horror/cop/thriller scuzz-fest, 10 to Midnight! How is there no scene of Brimley firing Bronson? Did the killer make a fake karate champion poster with his picture on it? And what's Bronson's problem with quiche? PLUS: What if Brimley and Bronson starred in some of the 1980's slasher franchises? 10 to Midnight stars Wilford Brimley, Charles Bronson, Lisa Eilbacher, Andrew Stevens, Gene Davis, and Geoffrey Lewis; directed by J. Lee Thompson.WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD, 2020: GO VOTE TODAY, AMERICA!On the WHM 2020 Election Special, the gang kicks off the Brimsgiving celebrations with an episode on the ridiculous 1996 old man comedy, My Fellow Americans! Would Walter Matthau really have been able to play Garner's lothario ex-president? Who needed to hear Jack Lemmon wax poetic about wet dreams? And wow, Brimley playing the head of the DNC, huh? PLUS: A public restroom rant to beat the band!My Fellow Americans stars Wilford Brimley, Jack Lemmon, James Garner, Dan Aykroyd, John Heard, Lauren Bacall, Sela Ward, Everett McGill, Bradley Whitford, James Rebhorn, Esther Rolle, Michael Peña, Ann Cusack, Marg Helgenberger, and Conchata Ferrell; directed by Peter Segal.WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
Episode 512 - Saw II

Episode 512 - Saw II

2020-10-2702:10:417

On the final episode of the 2020 Spook2cular, the guys are chatting about the totally wretched blockbuster sequel, Saw II! Why couldn't the whole movie just focus on the people in the house and leave out the detectives? Couldn't they get anyone for this sequel? And how EXTREME is that needle pit? PLUS: What if Jigsaw was a huge ECW fan? Saw II stars Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Donnie Wahlberg, Erik Knudson, Franky G, and Dina Meyer; directed by Darren Lynn Bousman.WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
On this month's spook2cularly exclusive WLM episode, the gang has a spirited chat about the totally bonkers, but always wild ride, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2! How great is Dennis Hopper here? Why couldn't we see those preppy turds crash that car? And is this Texas town really that serious about their—WHHHYYYYYYYY YOOOOUUUU! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this show along with hours, upon hours of exclusive WHM content you can't get anywhere else!
On this week's Spook2cular episode, the gang chats about the outrageously fun sequel, Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies! How awesome is Andrew Divoff in this role? Why did the Djinn need an office at the casino? And was this priest character really necessary for the whole film? PLUS: The Djinn crucifies Brett Favre in a Jets jersey! Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies stars Andrew Divoff, Holly Fields, Chris Weber, Vyto Ruginis, Paul Johansson, Tommy 'Tiny' Lister, and Robert LaSardo; directed by Jack Sholder.WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
Here now is the audio from our live-streamed Mail Bag from September where we're reading a few letters about a guy watching Married to the Eiffel Tower with his father, someone getting to hang with Brian Welch from KoЯn, and much, much more! We wrapped up the night by taking some Q's from the audience and answering live!And be sure to watch our October Mail Bag episode which will be streaming LIVE this coming Thursday, October 22 at 8:00pm ET! It'll be broadcasting across our YouTube and Twitch channels, and our Twitter page! And if you have some spooky, Halloween-related stories to share or Q's for the gang, write into the mail bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com!
On this week's Spook2cular episode, the gang welcomes Vulture's Angelica Jade Bastién back to the show to have a good hang on the internet and chat about the outrageous sci-fi/horror sequel, Species II! What is with the embarrassing lack of peen shots? How awesome is George Dzundza as this ridiculous colonel? And where are all these alien kids getting those potato sacks? PLUS: Angelica tells the guys about Steve's next English television obsession, Naked Attraction! Species II stars Michael Madsen, Natasha Henstridge, Marg Helgenberger, Mykelti Williamson, George Dzundza, James Cromwell, and Justin Lazard; directed by Peter Medak.WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
The gang kicks off the 2020 Spook2cular with a rousing discussion on the outrageously fun sequel, Final Destination 2! Was it such a good idea to make the dead meats all complete strangers? What's with all the reminders about the first film? We all saw it! And how do you not give the great Tony Todd more to do in this movie?! PLUS: The gang pitches a new globe-trotting travel/food show, Geographic Beefs!Final Destination 2 stars Ali Larter, A.J. Cook, Michael Landes, David Paetkau, James Kirk, Lynda Boyd, Keegan Connor Tracy, Jonathan Cherry, Terrence, 'T.C.' Carson, Justina Machado, and the legendary Tony Todd; directed by David R. Ellis.Be sure to check out our Witchboard show this weekend exclusively at the Salem Horror Fest!WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
Episode 507 - Cool World

Episode 507 - Cool World

2020-09-2902:16:358

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the grandaddy of all Stay Tuned films, Cool World! Is this whole movie just an acid freakout? Is Cool World the origin of The Order of Boop? And why are there so many horny cartoons? PLUS: Is this Hell?IMPORTANT INFO CORRECTION: Contrary to what we mention on the plug here on this episode, we are appearing across BOTH weekends of the Salem Horror Fest! The first weekend (Oct. 2) our Animation Damnation on "Tales from the Cryptkeeper" is available and the second weekend (Oct. 9) you can catch our full-length WHM episode on Witchboard! Cool World stars Gabriel Byrne, Brad Pitt, Kim Basinger, and a bunch of professional voice actors debasing themselves; directed by Ralph Bakshi.WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
Episode 505 - Ricochet

Episode 505 - Ricochet

2020-09-2202:36:304

On this week's episode, the gang's unofficial Stay Tuned month kicks into overdrive as they chat about what just may be... one of the greatest films of all time: Ricochet! What on Earth is with that incredible gladiator scene? Who runs out of a Port-O-Potty screaming mid-sentence? And did everybody get a good look at that extra who was ROCKING. OUT?! PLUS: Lithgow's execution line to Miguel Sandoval's character may be one of the most incredible deliveries in cinema! WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Ricochet stars Denzel Washington, John Lithgow, Ice-T, Kevin Pollak, Lindsay Wagner, Mary Ellen Trainor, Josh Evans, Sherman Howard, and John Amos; directed by Russell Mulcahy.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
On this week's episode, the gang continues to celebrate this unofficial Stay Tuned month with a chat about the incredibly ridiculous thriller Double Jeopardy! How about this garbage trailer giving up the entire film in under three minutes? Hey, way to c-block that art phony, Bruce Greenwood! And why didn't Ashley Judd's character think. to. get. a. haircut?! PLUS: What is with that Kentucky Fried Accent on Mr. Devereaux? WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Double Jeopardy stars Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Greenwood, and Annabeth Gish; directed by Bruce Beresford.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
Episode 503 - Toy Soldiers

Episode 503 - Toy Soldiers

2020-09-0802:07:445

On the season eleven premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang heads back to school with the absolutely bonkers child action film, Toy Soldiers! Why couldn't Louis Gossett Jr's character be some kind of disgruntled Vietnam veteran? What's with this phone sex hangout? And just look at all the banana hammocks in this movie! PLUS: Did the Cannon Film Group assist in the special effects department?WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Toy Soldiers stars Sean Astin, Wil Wheaton, Keith Coogan, Andrew Divoff, R. Lee Ermey, Mason Adams, Denholm Elliot, Michael Champion, and Louis Gossett Jr.; directed by Daniel Petrie Jr.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
On the season ten finale, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to celebrate Christmas in August with a chat about While You Were Sleeping! How many false memories does Andrew have about this movie? How long are they slipping on that ice? And should Sandy start slowly poisoning that creepy super? PLUS: This Christmas, While You Were Sleeping 2: The Murderer's Brother!WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.While You Were Sleeping stars Sandra Bullock, Bill Pullman, Peter Gallagher, Peter Boyle, Jack Warden, Glynis Johns, Micole Mercurio, Michael Rispoli, Ally Walker, and Monica Keena; directed by Jon Turteltaub.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
On this month's We Love Movies episode, the gang keeps the Superman party going as they chat about the original classic, Superman! How fantastic are Christopher Reeve's—HEY THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with over 300 hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today!
On the conclusion of WHM's FIVE HUNDREDTH (!!!) episode, the gang is chatting about the spectacular failure that is Superman IV: The Quest for Peace! Did Hackman flat-out refuse to use anything other than his real hair this time? Why sub out Otis for, ugh, Lenny Luthor? And could the producers not agree on a real villain to use, ultimately damning us with Nuclear Man? PLUS: One more HUGE thanks to our fantastic army of listeners and loyal subscribers—there would be no point in doing this without you; your support is what keeps this whole thing moving and encourages us to work harder and create all that much more fun stuff for you all to put in your ears! We thank you for hopping on during the first 500 and we look forward to having you around for the next 500!WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Superman IV: The Quest for Peace stars Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Margot Kidder, Jon Cryer, Jackie Cooper, Marc McClure, Sam Wanamaker, Mariel Hemingway, and Mark Pillow as Nuclear Man; directed by Sidney J. Furie.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
On the 500th episode of We Hate Movies, the gang celebrates the big Five Hundo by re-chatting about two outrageously disappointing superhero movies! First up on part one, it's Superman III! Why did they bother writing a fake rich, white guy villain when they couldn't get Hackman? Why couldn't Pryor turn into Braniac by the end? And what is with that garbage comedy intro? PLUS: Tune in this Thursday to hear the second part of our 500th episode where we chat extensively about Superman IV: The Quest for Peace!WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Superman III stars Christopher Reeve, Richard Pryor, Annette O'Toole, Robert Vaughn, Margot Kidder, Gavan O'Herlihy, Jackie Cooper, Marc McClure, Annie Ross, and Pamela Stephenson; directed by Richard Lester.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
Episode 499 - Multiplicity

Episode 499 - Multiplicity

2020-08-1101:59:115

On the episode before 500, the gang chats about the outrageous Michael Keaton clone comedy, Multiplicity! Why in the world is Harris Yulin's character only in a single sequence of the film? Why do the clones have different personalities from Michael Keaton Prime? And what's the policy on having sex with your own clone? PLUS: A tale about Al Franken talking documentaries with Eric and Chris!WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Multiplicity stars Michael Keaton, Andie MacDowell, Harris Yulin, Richard Masur, Eugene Levy, Ann Cusack, John de Lancie, Brian Doyle-Murray, Obba Babatundé, and Julie Bowen; directed by Harold Ramis.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off an unofficial Stay Tuned month by welcoming back dear friend and Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case, to tackle the lesser of the two major 1990's volcano movies, Dante's Peak! How horrendous is that grandma character? Why does the mayor have to work at the diner? And what's with all the water-related kills here?! Where's all the lava? PLUS: Grandma's got skeleton legs!WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.Dante's Peak stars Pierce Brosnan, Linda Hamilton, Elizabeth Hoffman, Charles Hallahan, Grant Heslov, and Tzi Ma; directed by Roger Donaldson.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm
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Jason Weatherford

president nerd! classic inspired bit.

Nov 24th
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Andrew Skull

Hilarious, but you guys need to work on your Carter and W impressions 🤣

Nov 3rd
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Brian Reese

turned it off in under 10 minutes. garbage. why am I listening to them shill early voting on a filmcast? answer: Im not.

Nov 1st
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Jason Weatherford

have griffin on any time he wants

Oct 23rd
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Luke Witherell

anyone who writes a comment on a podcast, including me, sucks mondo ass

Sep 2nd
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Armando Chinchilla

so we dont like the blue's uh?

Aug 25th
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Jason Weatherford

"how about gettin fucked" killed me. i am hurting from chuckling like an insane clown.

Jul 25th
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lisa munday

I just noticed that the only reason there are so many comments is Luke aka Luke Glix is a shameless shill ! I mean nice try and may have worked if you didn't post so much!! The guys live in one of the most expensive cities in America ! They obviously have money to be able to do that but don't expect us to pay for them to have their dream job and be able to afford NYC!

Jul 9th
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Luke Glix

dorothy's impression from golden girls rocks!! A+ episode only pod on the net worth $8/month #wehatemovies @whmpodcast

Jul 2nd
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Luke Glix

convo between Stallone and Rourke is hilarious A+EPISODE @whmpodcast #wehatemovies best pod on the net

Jun 30th
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Luke Glix

great episode mike Meyers impressions r always awsome. best podcast on the web. @whmpodcast #wehatemovies worth$8/month even with all the trek crap

Jun 23rd
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Luke Glix

evil Stan Lee always kill it a plus episode worth $8 a month no doubt @whmpodcast #wehatemovies

Jun 22nd
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Luke Glix

the ice impression is top notch great podcast @whmpodcast #wehatemovies worth $8/month even with all the trek crap

Jun 19th
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Luke Glix

great ep. San demus meeting 90210 worth$8/month even with crap trek pods best cast on the net

Jun 16th
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Luke Glix

introducing the little Brandon. great episode! #WHMPODCAST #WEHATEMOVIES WELL ELWORTH $8/month

Jun 11th
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Luke Glix

"Billy's a dumb ape" ends the show super strong. #whmpodcast #wehatemovies even with the trek pods ot well worth $8/month

Jun 11th
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Andrew Clavin

silly kids film....nah

Jun 5th
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Nick Leshi

I'm getting alerts for new episodes but having difficulty finding them. I'm using Castbox and this is the only podcast that seems to have this issue. Anyone else? Thanks in advance.

Jun 2nd
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Luke Glix

Aaron Spelling calling for Donna to be part of every scene is the best joke #whmpodcast #wehatemovies worth$8/month even with all the trek crap

May 26th
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Matt Crowe

I'm starting to notice how worthless Chris Cabin is. He really contributes nothing to the show. Besides him, the other guys are awesome and show is great.

May 14th
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