We Might Be Drunk

Ari Shaffir joins Mark and Sam for a wild, globe-trotting episode covering his eight-month trip through South America, getting denied entry into Nicaragua, partying in Medellín, and sneaking booze into soccer games in ways you definitely should not try. They also get into Knicks playoff hopes, travel loneliness, and why Americans are way too confident abroad. They dive into the art of storytelling in comedy, why comedians might be putting out too much content without actually living life, and how taking time away can actually make you better. Plus, bachelor party chaos, street dogs, cheap beer, and some truly unhinged travel stories. Check out Ari Shaffir’s new storytelling series The End, featuring comics like Mark Normand, Shane Gillis, Dan Soder, and more https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ Sponsored by: Fuel your day with IQBAR. Get 20 percent off all IQBAR products plus free shipping. Text DRUNK to 64000 #sponsored Get covered with Ethos Life Insurance https://www.ethos.com/drunk #sponsored Try Willie's Remedy THC tonic for a buzz without the hangoverhttps://drinkwillies.com Code WMBD #sponsored Get rid of pests the easy way with Pestiehttps://pestie.com/mightbedrunk 10 percent off #sponsored Start selling online with Shopify https://shopify.com/drunk #sponsored Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com@GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #AriShaffir #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Derrick Stroup and Gary Vider join Mark and Sam, covering Netflix specials, bombing after a hot hour, DUI horror stories, and why airport restaurants are all a scam. They get into comedy road life, border patrol close calls, and the struggle of building new material after a special drops. Plus, peeves on guacamole with no chips, fake “Best By” dates, and the insanity of uncrustables. Gary Vider: https://punchup.live/garyvider/tickets Derrick Stroup: https://www.derrickstroup.com/ Sponsored by: Lucy Nicotine #sponsored Get a discount on your order: https://www.lucy.co — use promo code DRUNK Tempo Meals #sponsored 60% off your first box: https://www.tempomeals.com/drunk Harry’s #sponsored Get the Harry’s Plus trial set for $10: https://www.harrys.com/WMBD Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #DerrickStroup #GaryVider #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey00:00 Intro & Derek’s Special 02:00 Birmingham Stories & Paperclip Nazis 05:00 Derek’s Comedy Origins 08:00 Drunk Driving Tales 13:00 Border Trouble & Drug Stories 16:30 Building New Material 20:00 The Struggles of Working Out Jokes 26:00 Pet Peeves Segment 33:00 Airport Chains & Restaurant Rants 41:00 Parenthood & Clean Comedy 48:00 NBA Talk & Being a Nuggets Fan 56:00 Writing New Bits & Comedy Homework 01:03:00 Childhood Snacks & Food Nostalgia 01:10:00 Southern Upbringing & Local Comedy Scenes 01:14:00 Plugs & Closing Banter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Derek Trucks joins Mark and Sam for a killer episode packed with music stories, comedy shop talk, and road war tales. They get into Derek’s insane journey from child prodigy to selling out the Beacon, life on tour with a 12-piece band, and what it’s like playing a $12 million Jerry Garcia guitar. Plus, Willie Nelson stories, Bill Hicks chaos, tearjerker movie debates, and why great art takes years to master. They also hit recs, peeves, and bits, and close it out with a live guitar moment you don’t want to miss. Recs: The 400 Blows Cinema Paradiso Train Dreams War Horse Sponsored by: Boost energy, strength, and focus with Mars Men https://mengotomars.com Get 50% off for life + free shipping + 3 free gifts Get discreet, affordable treatment with Hims https://hims.com/drunk Start your free online visit today Level up your business communication with Quo https://quo.com/WMBD Get 20% off your first 6 months + free trial Start your online business with Shopify https://shopify.com/drunk Sign up for a $1/month trial Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #DerekTrucks #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #bodegacatwhiskey 00:00 Introduction, Trending & Swiftie Drama 02:00 Dealing with Hate & Netflix Special 03:40 Podcast Marathon in LA & Meeting Legends 06:10 Reflection on Comedy Specials & Joke Writing 09:30 Comedy Writing, Collaboration, and New Material 12:00 Building an Hour & The Pressure of Performing 14:30 Consuming Comedy & Classic Films Discussion 17:00 Movie Recommendations & Emotional Impact 20:30 Disney, Kids, and Emotional Storytelling 23:30 War Movies & Tearjerkers 27:00 Sponsorships & Podcast Ads Break 31:00 Special Guest Derek Trucks Joins 33:00 Life on the Road with a Big Band 36:30 Tour Stories, Crew, and Legendary Roadies 41:00 Upbringing, Music Prodigy, and Family Support 45:30 Paying Dues, Anonymity & The Creative Process 48:30 Learning From the Greats, Bill Hicks Stories 53:30 Gear, Iconic Guitars, and Memorabilia 58:30 Music Upbringing & Influences 01:03:00 Musical Scenes, Legends, and Oklahoma Connection 01:08:00 Musicianship, Technique, and Influence of The Band 01:13:00 Honing Craft, Practice, and Lifelong Growth 01:18:00 Great Live Shows & Musical Heroes 01:23:00 Wrapping Up with Live Guitar, Tour Dates & Thanks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Sam are joined by Sean Giambrone and Gaten Matarazzo to talk child stardom, weird auditions, old movies, and their new comedy Pizza Movie. They kick things off with Netflix Top 10 celebrations, comedy grind stories, and the chaos of St. Patrick’s Day in NYC before diving into fame at a young age, social media pressure, why Gen Z drinks less, and what actually messes up child actors. Plus Cary Grant deep dives, Star Wars nerd talk, and some all-time pet peeves. Episode Highlights: Recs: Train Dreams, Being There, Where’s Papa Peeves: Bare feet on planes, rude people to servers, sharing towels, dressing up at serious theater shows Bits: Child actor horror stories, Oscar rules rant, Gen Z vs alcohol, serial killer casting ideas Sponsored by: Protect your family with life insurance through Ethos.Get your free quote at https://ethos.com/DRUNK If you’re looking to cut back on booze but still want a social buzz, try Willie’s Remedy+.Get 20% off your first order plus free shipping on orders over $95 at https://drinkwillies.com with code WMBD Start your business with Shopify. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial at https://shopify.com/drunk Eat better without the hassle with Tempo.Get 60% off your first box at https://TempoMeals.com/DRUNK Get 20% off Lucy nicotine pouches.Visit https://lucy.co/DRUNK or find a store near you Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeTo WMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #SeanGiambrone #GatenMatarazzo #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #PizzaMovie #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias joins Mark and Sam this week as they get into touring stories, fan encounters, and how Fluffy built one of the biggest stand-up audiences in the world. They also dive into cat ownership chaos, the never-ending litter box problem, late-night spending habits, and honest talk about health, relationships, and staying disciplined on the road. Sponsored by: Start investing in your future with Acorns https://acorns.com/wmbd — get a $5 bonus investment when you sign up Tired of the litter box struggle? Try Boxie https://boxiecat.com/WMBD — get 30% off with code WMBD Build your business with Shopify https://shopify.com/drunk — start your one-dollar-per-month trial Take control of your health with Hims https://hims.com/DRUNK — get your free online visit Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #Fluffy #GabrielIglesias #Acorns #BoxieCat #Shopify #Hims #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Simon Rex subs in after a mystery guest gets pulled. Mark, Sam, and Simon riff on bad gigs, Oscar picks, Scary Movie, Charlie Sheen, Tupac, Michael Jordan, war movies, bathhouses, weird pet peeves, and Simon’s latest movie projects, with plenty of chaos about PR teams, naps, shrimp tails, and why some people absolutely cannot handle a fart. Operation Taco Gary's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RWJfeKsSS0 Sponsored by: Willie’s Remedy Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code WMBD for 20% off your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Pestie Bugs hate to see you coming with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/MIGHTBEDRUNK for 10% off your order. Hims To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #SimonRex #WilliesRemedy #Pestie #Hims #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gary Vaynerchuk (Gary Vee) stops by and turns the pod into a full-on masterclass in comedy, marketing, and the modern internet. Mark and Sam start by talking road gigs, bombing in Oklahoma, and the misery of 5 a.m. flights after three-show Saturdays before diving into movies, Robert Duvall, and the strange beauty standards of old Hollywood leading men. Gary jumps in with a breakdown of how comedians should be using social media, why clipping up specials is the real marketing engine now, and how algorithms can actually help shape material. The guys debate whether posting jokes online ruins stand-up or makes it better, and Gary explains why testing material with the internet might be more powerful than playing small clubs for weeks. They also get into the future of content, live streaming, TikTok strategy, selling products during comedy streams, and why “overexposure” might be a myth in the modern media world. Along the way there’s Knicks playoff talk, immigrant upbringing stories, comedy process talk, and plenty of classic Mark and Sam chaos. Go Bills. Sponsored by: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Go to https://buyraycon.com/mightbedrunkOPEN to get 20% off Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com Producer: Matt Peters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Sam welcome Adam Carolla and it’s an all-timer. They dive into vintage Porsches, Seinfeld snubs, jerk-off techniques, nanny scandals, and the rich-man-poor-man bit that refuses to die. Plus, boutique hotel bathroom horror stories, public toilet paper rage, and why you should never ask someone to guess how much your sweater costs. Sponsored by: Get 20% off your first order at Lucy https://Lucy.co/DRUNK — promo code DRUNK Try QUO for free + 20% off your first 6 months https://quo.com/WMBD Get 60% off your first box from Tempo https://TempoMeals.com/DRUNK Start selling with Shopify for $1/month https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #AdamCarolla #Lucy #QUO #TempoMeals #Shopify #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Sam are joined by Jack Whitehall. They get into British pub culture vs. American drinking, darts legends who need vodka to compete, ultra marathons by accident, filming awkward sex scenes, reality show meltdowns, food influencers drowning everything in gravy, and why Shawn Michaels might be the greatest performer of all time. Jack’s new show The Burbs is now streaming on Peacock. Inspired by the cult classic film, the series follows a couple who move into a seemingly perfect suburban neighborhood that quickly reveals some very dark and very funny secrets. It’s a twisted murder-comedy with a stacked ensemble cast, sharp writing, and that perfect mix of suburban paranoia and absurdity. If you like mystery with your jokes and chaos behind white picket fences, The Burbs is for you. Sponsored by: Cancel the stink with BoxieCat Enjoy 30% off with code WMBD https://boxiecat.com/WMBD Start investing with Acorns and get your $5 bonus investment https://acorns.com/wmbd Get simple, online access to personalized care https://Hims.com/DRUNK Start your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JackWhitehall #BoxieCat #Acorns #Hims #Shopify #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam go deep on panic attacks, peeves, pills, and why reservation apps are domestic terrorists. From Good Will Smith Hunting to frozen BMW gas caps, basketball injuries, and the return of the poo poo platter, it’s a classic chaotic solo ep. Sponsored by: Willie’s Remedy+Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code WMBD for 20% off of your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Mars MenFor a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at https://Mengotomars.com ShopifySign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com@GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #WilliesRemedy #MarsMen #Shopify #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Sam are joined by Kathleen Madigan for a wide-ranging, boozy, old-school comedy hang that hits everything from whiskey gifts and bad wallets to sports ownership disasters, late comics, road stories, and why some people should never be in charge of anything. Kathleen talks about growing up Midwest, touring Europe, quitting cigarettes, loving bars that still feel human, and why stand-up takes as long as it takes. The conversation bounces through football, comedy specials, sitcoms, podcasts, vaping, parenting, aging legends, and the strange pressure of modern comedy, with plenty of classic shop talk and unfiltered opinions along the way. Sponsored by: Upgrade your wallet today. Get 10% off Ridge with code DRUNK at https://ridge.com/DRUNK IQ Bar Text DRUNK to 64,000 to get 20% off all IQ Bar products, including the ultimate sampler pack. Message and data rates may apply. Raycon Go to https://BuyRaycon.com/mightbedrunkOPEN to get 15% off Raycon Essential Open Earbuds. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #KathleenMadigan #MarkNormand #SamMorril #Ridge #IQBar #Raycon #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Sam are joined by Adam Ray for a loose, hungover, anything-goes episode that starts in chaos and somehow gets worse. They break down a brutal night out after the Comedy Cellar, Santino sightings, canceled shows, icy NYC misery, and drunken bar decisions that spiral fast. Adam dives into stand-up war stories, crowd psychology, bombing vs. crushing, celebrity impressions, and why timing and confidence are everything. There’s talk of Hollywood rooms, green rooms, ego checks, dating disasters, and the strange math of who looks hot after enough drinks. Classic shop talk, brutal honesty, and a lot of laughs from three comics who’ve seen it all and are still confused by it. Go to https://Lucy.co/DRUNK and use promo code DRUNK to get 20% off your first order. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/DRUNK Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Adam Ray: https://www.adamraycomedy.com Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on We Might Be Drunk, hosts Mark Normand and Sam Morril sit down with Bert Kreischer for one of the most unfiltered conversations yet. Bert comes in full force talking about life on the road, balancing family and fame, and the grind of building a career in comedy. They dive into touring, getting recognized everywhere you go, the comedy mindset, and the heat behind shooting new material at scale. Bert opens up about his Netflix series Free Bert and how the show pushed him into both ridiculous and reflective moments. He also gets real about recent changes in his life, how he approaches comedy at this stage, and what keeps him going when the stakes get high. Mark and Sam bring their signature raw style, pushing back, laughing hard, and finding the funniest corners of every topic. This is one of those episodes that captures exactly why Bert is one of comedy’s biggest personalities. Follow the Hosts and Guest Bert Kreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Twitter / X: https://x.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bertkreischer TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bertkreischer Mark Normand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/?hl=en Sam Morril Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sammorril See Them Live Get tickets for Mark Normand shows: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Get tickets for Sam Morril shows: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios Producer: Matt Peters Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters Sponsors Boxie Pro The litter that actually works. Odor-free, no fake scents, and incredible clumping. Get 30% off at https://boxiecat.com/WMBD Use code WMBD Shopify Turn your idea into a real business. Start selling today. Sign up for a $1/month trial at https://shopify.com/drunk IQ Bar Clean-label protein bars, hydration mixes, and mushroom coffee to fuel your brain and body. Get 20% off and free shipping. Text DRUNK to 64000 Message and data rates may apply. Quo The smartest way to run your business communications. Try it free and get 20% off your first six months at https://quo.com/WMBD 00:00 Leather Pants & Comedian Fashion 03:13 Stories of On-Stage Outfits & Standup Trends 07:40 Bert's Health Scare: Blood Clots & Flying 14:13 Recovery, Life Changes & Not Drinking 18:59 Gifts Between Comics & Crazy Generosity 21:33 Comedy Friendships, Fame & Keeping It Real 27:08 Comic Success, Growth & Staying Grounded 33:31 Health, Weight Loss, and the Standup Grind 39:22 Processed Food, Obesity & Global Problems 44:54 Political Rants & Crowd Work in Comedy 51:08 Weight Loss Drugs, Eating Habits & Vices 57:59 Friendship, Touring Stories & Missing The Old Days 01:04:24 Comedy Career Highs, Lows & Self-Motivation 01:11:54 Pitching the Show & Behind the Scenes of 'Free Bert' 01:19:56 Showbiz: Casting, Acting, & Industry Lessons 01:27:04 Breaking Through, Finding Your Voice as a Comic 01:34:41 From Struggles to Success: Building Your Brand 01:43:13 Wrap-Up: Free Bert, Future Plans & Goodbyes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godfrey crashes the studio alongside Gary Vider. The guys go deep on comedy history, wild impression stories, getting fired, almost getting SNL, bombing charity gigs, surviving COVID shows, and why reps matter more than prestige. Godfrey breaks down his rise on social, iconic roles like Zoolander and Soul Plane, and his brand-new stand-up special Rebel With A Cause, now playing in movie theaters nationwide. Plus, racial comedy debates, theater vs club money, old-school legends, and absolute chaos throughout. Guests: Godfrey Website: https://godfreylive.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/godfreycomic Special: Rebel With A Cause – now playing in theaters nationwide Gary Vider Website: https://garyvider.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/garyvider Podcast: #1 Dad https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1-dad/id1749986511 Sponsored by: Willie’s Remedy The alcohol alternative that actually works. Fast-acting, THC-infused social tonic with no hangover. Get 20% off plus free shipping on orders over $95 at https://www.drinkwillies.com Use code WMBD Trade Coffee Fresh-roasted coffee matched to your taste by real experts, not algorithms. Get 50% off your first month at https://www.drinktrade.com/drunk Acorns The financial wellness app that helps you invest automatically and grow over time. Get a $5 bonus investment when you sign up at https://www.acorns.com/WMBD Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril tickets: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand tickets: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Bodega Cat Whiskey: https://bodegacatwhiskey.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bodegacatwhiskey ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #Godfrey #GaryVider #RebelWithACause #1DadPodcast #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #WilliesRemedy #TradeCoffee #Acorns #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for Chelsea Handler’s The High and Mighty Tour are on sale now at chelseahandler.com Chelsea Handler joins Mark and Sam for a wide-ranging, unfiltered hang. She talks hosting the Critics Choice Awards, bombing early in her career, gambling wins, dating comedians, Antarctica on molly, writing seven New York Times bestsellers, and why freedom matters more than anything. The guys swap Conan stories, debate talk shows dying, complain about lamps and overhead lighting, picky eaters, gambling chaos, tour life, and wild relationship history. One of the loosest, funniest episodes in a while. Sponsored by: Build your business with Shopify Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Tickets for Chelsea Handler’s The High and Mighty Tour:https://chelseahandler.com Sam Morril tickets:https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand tickets:https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios:https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #ChelseaHandler #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #Shopify #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam cover it all: martinis and why they secretly destroy you, Carnegie Hall nerves, IV recovery, casino gigs, and traveling with Shane Gillis. Mark talks hooping with Adam Sandler, run-ins with Seinfeld, and the pressure of performing with comedy legends in the crowd. The guys unload a massive stack of pet peeves, from tall sandwiches and bad dating profiles to browser glitches, password resets, airplane etiquette, and inconsiderate New Yorkers. They also dive deep into the Diddy documentary, celebrity power, old-school movies, inspiration hitting at the worst times, and why being single rules until Sunday night. Sponsored by: Bodega Cat Whiskeyhttps://www.bodegacatwhisky.com Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/ticketsMark Normand: https://watchoutlive.com/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Check out That Sounds Right, the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD:https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No guest this week… just kidding. It’s the New Year’s chaos episode. Mark and Sam are joined by Greg Fitzsimmons, Dave Attell, Shaun Murphy, and a surprise appearance from the Rizzler. They cover comedy road stories, sobriety scares, porn rabbit holes, crowd work fatigue, New Year’s peeves, airline annoyances, mocktails, stand-up burnout, and why kids don’t drink anymore. Plus, an all-time wild prank story, tour talk, and a very unhinged holiday hang. Sponsored by: HIMS Get simple, discreet access to personalized care for ED, hair loss, weight loss, and more. https://www.hims.com/drunk Soul 30% off wellness gummies and alcohol-free drinks that help you relax and unwind. Use code WMBD https://getsoul.com Shopify Start selling today with Shopify. $1 per month trial. https://www.shopify.com/drunk Raycon 20% off Raycon Essential Open Earbuds. https://buyraycon.com/mightbedrunkopen The Perfect Jean15% off your first order with code DRUNK15. https://theperfectjean.nyc Mint Mobile Unlimited plans starting at $15/month. https://www.mintmobile.com/wmbd Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #GregFitzsimmons #DaveAttell #Rizzler #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #NewYearsEpisode #BodegaCatWhiskey00:00 Opening Banter & Guest Introduction 02:30 Funny Takes on Body Types & Seinfeld 05:50 Comedy Styles & Moving on Stage 10:00 Night Owl Comedians & Attel Stories 15:00 Comedy Road Stories & Alaska Prank 22:00 Skankfest & Comedy Scene Rumors 26:00 Unexpected Drop-In: The Rizzler Joins 29:00 Interviewing The Rizzler: Viral Kid Life 34:00 Marvel Legends, Candy & Lap Photo Hijinks 38:00 Rizzler Departs & Backstage Reactions 43:00 Oscars Moving to YouTube & Ellen Gossip 48:00 Comedy Specials & Platforms Discussed 53:00 Opening Acts & Crowd Work Ethics 58:00 Comedian Peeves & Road Life Gripes 01:04:00 Tour Dates & Club Stories 01:10:00 Mocktails, Merch & Closing Peeves 01:16:00 Favorite Comedy Cities & Prolific Comics 01:21:00 Final Plugs, Announcements & Credits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JP McDade, Rachel Feinstein, and Scott Rogowsky join Mark and Sam for a stacked episode packed with chaos, crowd stories, and comedy shop talk. With guest bartender Maddie (@maddieshuman on IG) keeping the drinks flowing, they get into stand-up road madness, industry gossip, dating disasters, hecklers, bombs, wins, and the weird energy that only happens when comics hang out offstage. Loose drinks, loose mouths, and a lot of bad ideas. JP McDadeStand-up comedian and writer https://www.mcdadebaby.com/bio Rachel FeinsteinStand-up comedian and actress https://rachel-feinstein.com/ Scott RogowskyTV host, comedian, and creator of HQ Trivia https://www.instagram.com/scottrogowsky Guest Bartender:MaddieFollow Maddie on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddieshuman Sponsored by: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK Right now, Soul is offering 30% off your entire order https://GetSoul.com Use code WMBD Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JPMcDade #RachelFeinstein #ScottRogowsky #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #bodegacatwhiskey 00:00 Holiday Vibes and Bartender Maddie 02:22 Festive Drinks and Holiday Traditions 03:33 Comedy Show Trips and Flying Stories 10:09 Big Celebrities in the Crowd 12:33 Celebrity DMs, Online Etiquette, and Sliding In 17:47 Holiday Plans and Standup Gigs 24:08 Hangovers, Adderall, and Life on the Road 29:20 Basketball With Adam Sandler 33:15 Sponsor Messages and Comic Banter 37:40 Holiday Gift Exchanges & Comic Impressions 41:47 Wild Bar Stories and Dating Mishaps 48:36 Crazy Exes and Relationship Horror Stories 56:46 Podcast Career Stories & Clearing the Air 01:01:36 Getting Personal: Breakups and Dating Apps 01:10:11 Older Women & Dating Preferences 01:17:53 Comedy Roots, Early Open Mic Days 01:26:08 Plugging Shows and Standup Memories 01:31:01 Comic Camaraderie & Writing Process 01:34:42 Closing Thoughts, Reflections, and Farewells Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big time ep this week. Jerry Seinfeld joins Mark and Sam for a master class in standup, craft, bombing, discipline, and the joy and pain of joke writing. They get into brutality onstage, late night comedy history, why Sebastian’s physicality kills, Rodney stories, Carlin stories, obsessing over bits that never work, and how to stay sharp decades into a career. Plus, some classic peeves, movie talk, and deep comedy philosophy. A monster episode. Sponsored by: Go to https://quince.com/drunk for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK Go to https://Lucy.co/DRUNK and use promo code DRUNK to get 20 percent off your first order. Go to https://sheath.com and use promo code Drunk for 20 percent off. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JerrySeinfeld #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #bodegacatwhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam go deep on bombs, butt-plug subway sightings, Skankfest chaos, slow eaters, Chipotle crimes, Utah threesomes, Knicks heartbreak, Fallon and Stiller encounters, panic attacks on stage, AI nightmares, Hedberg memories, and a full tour through comedy hell gigs. This one has everything: rants, peeves, wild stories, wisdom, filth, and a surprising amount of baseball. Sponsored by: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today athttps://shopify.com/drunk Find your forever cookware @hexclad Visit https://hexclad.com and cook like a pro. #hexcladpartner For a limited time, get 40 percent off your entire order Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code WMBD F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15 percent off with the code DRUNK15 https://theperfectjean.nyc/DRUNK15 #theperfectjeanpod Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril tickets: https://punchup.live/sammorril/ticketsMark Normand tickets: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #Shopify #Hexclad #GetSoul #PerfectJean #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices