We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stan a cuck king in season 2 episode 13, Baby Cakes. We notice it's Spark-thirty and thus time for dick-flattening, talk about a cake that kins a pump, hoot and holler about Clover the Transgender, and mourn the free online encyclopedia that nopony will ever edit again. Check out Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop on Steam! Check out Beans's tabletop stuff on her itch.io! Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com! Our cohost is @HorseIsekai! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans serve Shakespearean cunt in what we're calling season 2 episode 12. Hearth's Warming Eve. We learn that keikaku means horse plan, Spark goes off about the class divide in Equestria for like ten minutes straight, and, I gotta tell ya, love wins. I'm sorry we didn't put that many jokes in this episode, but, like, neither did Hasbro. Oh, and they call their planet Earth. What the hell. Check out Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop on Steam! Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com! Our cohost is @HorseIsekai! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get up early in the morbing for season 2 episode 11(?) 12? The zap apple one. Diversity win! The worst woman you know is transgender, your grandma is cringefail, and do you fine ponies know where a gentlecolt can get some acid? Join us while we sell rich people to drugs so we don't have to collect horse social security. The pornography Spark talks about is at https://perfect.hypnovir.us/everlass! Images discussed in this episode: https://derpibooru.org/images/118451 https://derpibooru.org/images/3053237 https://derpibooru.org/images/3052829 https://horseisekai.tumblr.com/post/713831628423708672/contextless-images-for-next-mondays-episode Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com! Our cohost is @HorseIsekai! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

In this episode of Warning! Incoming Dames, Stage Fright and Memory Leak meet the Walking Doug in season 1 episode 2 of ReBoot. We get into chair ball insertion, ask whether there's a Missus Suck, give crystal head, apply our honesty patches, and we just can't wait to cloud compute our data algorithm til we dropbox. The video portion of this episode is also on youtube at https://youtu.be/1OPAbU_Hv_Q. Reboot episode from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtFFonSxPek. Georunner gameplay from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrF5EIfn8-c. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com! Our cohost is @HorseIsekai! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans make half the world forget about feet in season 2 episode 10. We try not to contract #fossteoperosis, have more Eminem, somehow, make an appointment with Doctor Normal, observe that the Ponyville's biggest sub wants to be a troop, and, of course, she ten gallon on my hat 'til I yeehaw. Also, hey, Spark's birthday is on the day after this goes live, so say something nice about her. This is kind of a prank current-me is playing on future-me because I'm usually too shy to mention it on the day. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com! Our cohost is @HorseIsekai! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get feet and elite in season 2 episode 9 with another win for McCarthyism. We ask why they named the horse foot, and make some difficult deSHEsions in honor of women's history month. The "pussy stuck to a TV" image we were talking about is on the pony booru (NSFW, obviously). Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com! Our cohost is @HorseIsekai! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans take on season 2 episode 8 by knocking on wood, inventing the humble sigma mare, give Beans her biweekly de-wizening, and ask the big question: What's with these POnies dissing my MARE? The Trixie picture we were hooting and hollering about is on our tumblr. The Thirsty Sword Lesbians book Beans made is on her itch.io. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com! Our cohost is @HorseIsekai! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans dive into dame theory, go hurling, discuss a surprising amount of skin, and, of course, will krump with you, Twilight. Grace and Hearth talk about Avatar 2: Wet Ones on the Wisdom app. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com! Our cohost is @HorseIsekai! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans remember a fancy little egg lad, consider The Big Lebeanski, theorize about Pony Erectus, and ask the big question: do you remember arms? Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get funky with the winkerbeans, establish that Apple Bloom is an NSHC, and agree that Mario eat bologna out of Princess Peach's hand. If you want to learn about Funky Winkerbean, Spark wrote about it on Cohost. The pictures we took and discussed this episode are on Spark's mastodon. For future reference, the thing Spark was laughing too hard to say was "she funky on my winkerbean til I cancer". Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans experience some Family Guy scary moments, imagine a world where it's problematic to ask your neighbors for candy, and go for a drink at the speakdifficult. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get into Twilight teleportation disc horse, agree that she was ordered by the god-king to touch grass, lay Rainbow Jackoff, and face the ceaseless beating of the Twi-Tale Heart. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans consider turning a horse inside out (without pinching them), wonder if we've ever heard of a sad horse, agree that art lets us travel anywhere, and peer into Discord's uncanny valley. I did make a bunch of riffs on that Applejack/Rarity image, if you're curious. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are back, baby, ready to howl at the moon, lament that, buddy, they won't even let us fuck the horn hole, write "Damaged" on Pinkie Pie's forehead, and appreciate the rare and majestic long neck Fluttershy. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans finally get to the Grand Galloping Gala! We appreciate Spike's tailboner, Beans's very good duck penis joke, how pianos don't work if there's a horse in them, and get to the bottom of the polevussy. The first song we mention in this episode. And talking about Rät. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

While Beans recovers from gala-related injuries, Graceful Spark and Starry Skies cut a live wisecast special. The stated title of the talk was "The Mathematics Of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls", but we wind up talking about Equestria Girls as a whole, Sunset Shimmer in specific, and see where the wind takes us. This one does have some talk about Equestria Girls and later-season stuff, if you'd prefer to go in fresh. You can find Starry "Hearth" Skies at dragongirl.gay! You can find Spark's Wisdom app profile at joinwisdom.audio/sexhaver, if you want that for some reason Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

In the leadup to the Grand Galloping Gala, Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans answer some fan mail before the big night. We talk about the desire to be erotically everted, discuss the points of the Johnny Bravo/Kronk/Enzo Reboot triangle, and ask the big question: Is eating the pussy vore? Hawkpelt's twitter thread about ableism in Winter Wrap-Up Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans dispense a hot cup of takes, agree that Pinkamania's gonna run wild on you, concur that they should let Big Mac say "bitch", and wish a humpy bumpday to nummity num. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss bus vore, femboy Owlowiscious, making the blender alive, talk about how you gotta protect your bitch wife, go on foot watch, and balance a book on Spike's ass shelf. The pictures we keep talking about are on the twitter. The song Spark keeps referencing is Tell Her About It. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss their membership in the flavor fandom, discuss which school plays IGN gave a terrible rating to, and anticipate the rerelease of Skyrim on a pony. The images we discussed today are on this twitter post. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling Avery Crimes at https://ko-fi.com/rezzish!