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Send us a textGet ready for a bone-chilling episode of We Won't Finish This Podcast, the ultimate writers' room where we pitch wild movie ideas that will never hit the big screen! In this Halloween Spooktacular, hosts Zeebz, Spaceman, and Savage unleash three spine-tingling, fake horror movie pitches that will haunt your imagination. From cursed objects to demonic footage and ghostly workplace woes, each story is packed with creepy twists, hilarious banter, and just the right amount of spooky chaos. Perfect for horror fans and movie lovers, this episode is a scream-worthy ride you won’t want to miss!  #HalloweenPodcast #HorrorMovies #FakeMovies #SpookySeason 0:06 - Introduction to the SpooktacularDive into the eerie fun as we kick off our Halloween Triple Feature Spooktacular! Join our hosts as they set the stage for a frightful writers' room, where each pitches a unique horror movie idea that’s equal parts terrifying and absurd. Expect plenty of laughs, spooky vibes, and interactive chaos as we invite listeners to shape these cinematic nightmares via live stream comments.  1:55 - Story 1: Glimpse of Hell 1Buckle up for a meta-horror masterpiece! Glimpse of Hell 1 follows Drake Mallorie, a desperate filmmaker whose pitch for a stoner horror flick about a cursed yellow Bic lighter flops hard. But when he stumbles upon a mysterious X-ray camera that captures footage of a hellish wasteland—and a creepy, slimy demon—the world spirals into chaos. As the footage spreads, audiences are haunted, possessed, and craving more. Will this cursed camera unleash hell on Earth? Find out in this chilling tale of demonic obsession and Hollywood desperation. #HorrorMoviePitch #DemonicFootage #CursedCamera  31:42 - Story 2: The Haunted ManorGet ready for a horror-comedy gem! The Haunted Manor introduces Terry, a ghost stuck in a dead-end job at a rundown haunted house, complete with ghost rent and a beat-up Pinto. Struggling to scare anyone and facing eviction, Terry teams up with paranormal enthusiast Garrett to boost his spooky game. This hilarious tale of ghostly woes and workplace drama is a scream! #GhostComedy #HauntedHouse #SpookyHumor  1:04:50 - Story 3: The Cursed FedoraPrepare for a chilling cautionary tale! In The Cursed Fedora, Glenn, a washed-up gamer, buys a mysterious fedora from Magnifique's Otherworldly Oddities during a fall festival. When he wears it, he becomes an unstoppable gaming god—but at a horrifying cost. As his body transforms into something grotesque and his life crumbles, Glenn must confront the truth: is the fedora cursed, or is his gaming obsession to blame? This creepy, darkly funny story will leave you questioning every lucky charm. #CursedObject #GamingHorror #SpookyThriller  Subscribe, like, and join our Discord at http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod to share your own spooky movie ideas and catch our next live stream! Happy Halloween, and don’t forget to check out our horror movie playlist for more fake cinematic thrills.  #WeWontFinishThisPodcast #Halloween2025 #HorrorComedy

Send us a textThis is Part 3 of the "Swords and Lords" saga—start with Episode #25 for the full adventure! Dive into the chaotic, dice-rolling world of our tabletop-inspired podcast, where Spaceman the human archer, Zeebz the claustrophobic dwarf, Savage the half-elf wizard, and their loyal lion Patches battle ninja goblins, face a cloud-swimming sea monster, and stumble through a magical mirror portal in their quest to defeat Lord Kull. With a painfully cursed hat, a glowing shield, and plenty of hilarious banter, this episode is packed with random twists and epic fails. Will they breach Lord Kull’s castle, or be trapped in a sorcerer’s enchanted manor? Subscribe and hit the bell for more "Swords and Lords"!0:00 - Intro & Recap: Welcome to Part 3, centaurs and companions1:36 - Dwarven Village Trap: Centaurs fall into a pit, goblins attack6:33 - City in the Clouds: Reaching a snobbish sky city8:20 - Sea Monster Encounter: A cloudy pier disaster12:42 - Mermaid Rescue: Negotiating an escape from the clouds15:09 - Level Up & Village: New skills and helping a farmer18:16 - Demon Akhtung: Facing a formidable foe22:58 - Lord Kull’s Castle: Failing to break in29:32 - Magical Manor: Transported to a sorcerer’s house35:27 - Cliffhanger & Wrap-Up: Banter and plans for the next episodeMake sure to follow us on social media or discord to find out when you can join us for our next livestream and even HELP US FINISH THIS PODCAST!http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod

Send us a textDive back into the epic Jumanji-style adventure in part two of our multi-part series, "Swords and Lords: Chapter Two" (Episode #26). If you haven’t listened to Episode #25, "Swords and Lords: Chapter One," pause now and start there to catch up on the action! Join our intrepid trio: Zeebz the dwarf barbarian, Spaceman the human archer, and Savage the half-elf mage/Game Master as they navigate a fantastical tabletop RPG world created by Savage. Armed with epic weapons, a teenage Simba-like lion companion, and a newly acquired gargoyle ally, the party faces perilous encounters, from werewolves to giant birds’ nests, all while thwarting the schemes of the villainous Lord Kull. Expect thrilling battles, hilarious banter, and unexpected twists as the group journeys toward an inevitable showdown. Follow us on social media at http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod for updates, and tune in for part three to see how the adventure unfolds! Available on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.0:02 - 0:27: Intro and urgent reminder to listen to Episode #25, "Swords and Lords: Chapter One." Quick recap of the Jumanji-style RPG, characters and Zeebz dunce cap for dying in part one.2:26 - 4:40: The party adventures with a lion companion, epic weapons, and a spell book. They’ve defeated Lord Kulls mercenary Otho, and are exploring a Pangaea-like world.7:29 - 12:56: Werewolf encounter: The party battles an 8-foot werewolf, wounding it with arrows and axes. The lion is injured, but they kill the beast, level up to 6, and gain a werewolf pelt.14:16 - 17:39: The party climbs a giant bird’s nest to heal the lion with eggshells, narrowly escaping the mother bird. They find a mysterious amulet behind a waterfall.19:04 - 20:45: Bandits demand the amulet on a bridge, but a ward spell traps half of them, scaring off the rest. The amulet is revealed as a key to an inaccessible area.23:24 - 27:21: At a stone keep, the party animates gargoyles, gaining one as a companion. Negotiations with the gargoyle king fail, and they escape his attack with minor injuries.31:27 - 33:42: Encounter with Grelda, Lord Kull's witch. Spaceman’s arrow forces her to flee, leaving healing ingredients. The party learns the bow needs giant spider silk for a proper fix.34:26 - 36:30: The gargoyle teaches a temporary stone-skin spell, leveling the party to 7. The amulet creates an invisible bridge to cross a river, but it fails, washing them downstream.36:48 - 40:46: Washed to a snowy mountain, the party meets centaurs who agree to guide them to Lord Kull's castle. The episode ends with the party, now with centaur and gargoyle allies, pausing in the mountains. Stay Tuned for Chapter Three!

Send us a textJoin the chaos of We Won't Finish This Podcast: The Writer Room, where movies are born but never finished! In our 25th episode, Savage pitches Swords and Lords, a Jumanji-inspired "choose your own adventure" movie. Three friends—Zeebz, Spaceman, and Savage—plan a fishing trip but get sucked into a magical board game after a storm leads them to a creepy shop. As a dwarf barbarian, human archer, and half-elf wizard, they battle giant fish, a crab monster, and mercenaries in a fantasy world ruled by the evil Lord Kull. With their loyal lion cub, Patches, epic loot, and dice rolls dictating their fate, the trio’s adventure spirals into hilarious mayhem. Will they survive? Will Zeebz escape his cursed hat? Tune in for part one of this epic!Why You’ll Love This Episode: A fresh, interactive movie pitch inspired by tabletop RPGs.Zeebz, Spaceman, and Savage role-play quirky fantasy characters.High-stakes dice rolls, a poisoned potion, and a lovable lion cub.Perfect for fans of D&D, Jumanji, and unhinged storytelling.Smash that Like button, comment with your favorite moment, and Subscribe on YouTube for part two! Follow on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen, and leave a review. Check our socials at http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod for updates!0:38 - Episode premise: Savage’s movie pitch.  2:14 - Movie begins: Friends’ fishing trip turns into a magical adventure.  9:09 - Sucked into Swords and Lords; characters chosen.  17:07 - Act 1: Rowboat battle with a giant fish and Elgore (not Al Gore!).  26:11 - The trio adopts a lion cub, Patches, after a deadly encounter.  42:37 - Crypt adventure: Smashing a vase reveals a map and a mad scientist.  49:14 - Mercenary ambush led by mini-boss Odo; protecting Patches.  1:01:50 - Market shenanigans: Solving riddles for a spell book.  1:10:29 - Sirens and a giant crab attack; the trio fights back.  1:16:57 - Zeebz drinks a poisoned invisibility potion and dies, earning a “stupid hat.”  1:19:44 - Spaceman revives Zeebz; the group plans for part two.

Send us a textSaddle up, partners, for a rootin’-tootin’ episode of We Won’t Finish This Podcast! This time, Zeebz pitches a wild, true-story Western flick about Old Ulysses, Kansas—a frontier town that pulled off the ultimate hustle by literally picking up and movin’ to dodge its debts! Meet George Washington Earp, the one-man, whiskey-swiggin’, saloon-runnin’, vote-riggin’ cowboy who’s slicker than a greased weasel. Expect slapstick shenanigans, frontier slang that’ll make you cackle, and a tale so absurd it’s gotta be true. Will Savage and Spaceman greenlight this dusty epic, or will it be left in the cactus patch? Hit play to find out! 0:00–0:15 – Intro: Welcome to We Won’t Finish This Podcast! Savage and Spaceman introduce Zeebz pitch for a movie we’ll never make. Giddy-up for some frontier fun!  0:16–1:30 – The Pitch Begins: Zeebz unveils a true-story Western about Old Ulysses, Kansas, and its larger-than-life hero, George Washington Earp. The hosts get handed a list of frontier slang, and things go cattywampus real quick!  1:31–4:30 – Opening Scene: A stagecoach rolls into the prairie, planting a sign for “Future Ulysses: Population Pending.” Enter George Earp, emergin’ from the brush with a mustache and a plan. The slang flies thicker than buzzards!  4:31–8:00 – George Takes Charge: George flips the surveyors’ upside-down map and lays out Ulysses with a broken compass and whiskey bottle. The hosts riff on his swagger and dream up Gene Wilder as the star.  8:01–13:00 – Saloon Shenanigans: George runs the town from a saloon, handin’ out mule licenses and turnin’ broom closets into courthouses. The hosts talk Hector the mule and frontier multitasking.  13:01–19:00 – County Seat Showdown: Ulysses battles Tilden for county seat glory, with George's hired gunmen (like Bat Masterson!) guardin’ the ballot box. 19:01–27:00 – Courtroom Chaos: Tilden sues over vote-riggin’, but both sides are guilty! A goat eats evidence, the judge sobs, George sips his whiskey.27:01–29:30 – Tar and No Feathers: Tilden’s whistleblower gets tarred and sent walkin’ through a cactus field. The hosts pitch a slapstick “ow, ow” scene.29:31–36:00 – The Town Moves!: George proposes movin’ Ulysses to dodge debts. A banjo-fueled montage shows the town skiddin’ away on oxen. The hosts debate Three Stooges-style slapstick.  36:01–38:30 – Empty Prairie: Investors return to find only a schoolhouse and a cacklin’ old man. “You got schooled!” 38:31–44:00 – Lore Break & George’s Legacy: Zeebz drops facts about George Washington Earp, Wyatt Earp’s cousin, who lived to 96 and ran Ulysses like a boss. The hosts marvel at the real-life absurdity.  44:01–52:00 – Slapstick vs. Tension: The hosts debate makin’ the movie pure slapstick or mixin’ in Tarantino-style tension. They riff on Home Alone and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.  52:01–56:00 – Greenlight or Bust?: Savage yellow-lights it for a video game campaign, Spaceman hates the ending, and Zeebz defends the story’s hilarity. New New Ulysses, anyone?  56:01–59:09 – Outro: The hosts wrap up, plug socials, and sling more frontier slang. Check us out at http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod and join the hoedown!Connect with Us:  Follow us on all major platforms: http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpodLive stream with us and join the riffin’ fun!  Subscribe and leave a review to help us grow—let’s make this podcast bigger than a bullfrog!

Send us a textWelcome to We Won't Finish This Podcast, the writer’s room show where hosts Spaceman, Savage, and Zeebz pitch wild movie ideas that will never see the silver screen. In this episode, Spaceman unveils Hiber-Nation, a genre-blending tale of action, horror, and alternate-world intrigue set in a sprawling metropolis where humans hibernate for months at a time. The hosts dive into a gritty world of night-shift soldiers, mysterious tremors, and monstrous threats, all while riffing on the absurdities of a society built around mandatory sleep cycles. Expect dark humor, vivid world-building, and a chaotic, apocalyptic climax that leaves you questioning what’s next for humanity.[00:00 - 00:30] Introduction to the ShowThe hosts kick things off with their signature chaotic energy, explaining the premise of pitching unmade movies. Spaceman introduces Hiber-Nation, setting the stage for a wild ride.  [00:30 - 02:34] The World of Hiber-NationSpaceman lays out the concept: an alternate universe where humans hibernate for three months, while a select group, the "Windurn" (Children of Winter), stay awake for that time to guard the city. The hosts riff on the logistics of a society built around sleep cycles.  [02:34 - 09:00] Lore Break: The Night Shift’s OriginsSpaceman dives into the lore, revealing the Windurn’s history as a selectively bred group once treated like slaves, leading to a historic uprising. The hosts joke about pranks, morning breath, and the perks of the modern night shift.  [09:00 - 15:04] Meet Darren Kaine and the Night ShiftThe story begins with Major Darren Kaine waking from his nine-month hibernation in a military barracks. The hosts paint a vivid picture of a groggy, disoriented city transitioning between day and night shifts.  [15:04 - 26:05] Subterranean Tremors and Rising TensionDarren learns of mysterious subterranean tremors threatening the city, with scientists racing against their own hibernation clocks to investigate. The hosts speculate on the ominous vibes.  [26:05 - 33:56] Exploring the City and Transition WoesDarren gets a rare chance to see the city alive during the transition period, as citizens prepare for hibernation. The hosts humorously explore the chaos of last-minute tank repairs and the eerie quiet of a city going to sleep.  [33:56 - 46:06] Lore Break: The Black WinterA soldier shares the chilling tale of the Black Winter, a catastrophic event that destroyed all other cities, leaving this metropolis as humanity’s last bastion.  [46:06 - 58:06] The Monsters AwakenThe tremors escalate, buildings collapse, and horrific creatures emerge from underground, slaughtering hibernating citizens. Darren’s team faces blood-soaked chaos.  [58:06 - 1:06:25] The Final Stand and Nuke DecisionWith the city overrun, Darren leads a desperate mission to activate a secret weapon—a nuke. The hosts critique the rushed ending, joking about Darren’s sudden binoculars and the bleakness of sacrificing the city.  [1:06:25 - 1:12:36] Wrapping Up and ReflectionsThe hosts reflect on the bleak ending, debating whether the nuke stopped the monsters or doomed the survivors. Social media plugs and a hilarious anecdote about Zeebz pants-pooping story close the episode.Subscribe for movie pitches that spark your imagination.  Join the Conversation: Drop your own lore ideas in our Discord or Reddit community.  Check Out More: Listen to Zeebz hilarious story on Shits and Giggles Poodcast (Episode 27) for a side-splitting detour: https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/95968ca3-af03-4db8-956a-a998c10a40b5/episodes/4a63155a-10fa-4572-ab82-001d5f2b263d/shits-giggles-poodcast-shits-giggles-episode-27-zeebz-aka-z-b-pooper

Send us a textWelcome to the most chaotic writers' room on the internet! This week, Savage pitches Rock to the Future—a time-travel comedy meets stoner rock odyssey that’s equal parts Back to the Future, Bill & Ted, and a fever dream after too many brownies. It’s 1978, and a teenage slacker gets shoved into a time capsule locker, only to emerge in 2008 to chase his rockstar dreams. Will he shred with his idols or get wedgied into oblivion? Let’s find out—sort of!  0:00 – Intro: Meet the Table  The gang kicks off with music, applause, and an unhealthy obsession with their new studio table. "It ties the whole thing together!"  Savage blindsides Spaceman and Zeebz with Rock to the Future. No prep, all chaos—perfect for our writers’ room vibe.  0:56 – The Pitch: Rock to the Future Unveiled  Meet Robbie St. Van, a 1978 slacker with long hair, sideburns, and a garage-sale 1959 Gibson Les Paul. He’s obsessed with rock gods like Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, and the heaviest band ever—Feather!  3:05 – 1978 – The Setup  Daltrey High School, 1978. It’s the 30th anniversary, and the time capsule locker is the star—until Robbie gets locked inside.  Whimsy alert: The locker’s magic mutes his screams. He’s got his guitar, his dreams, and a bully named Seth Armstrong with atomic wedgie skills.  Teaser: Will Robbie woo Janice Chambers or get his Les Paul smashed?9:22 – Feather’s Stage Disaster  Robbie fantasizes about seeing Feather live, only for guitarist Davey Bones to crash through the stage and die.The crowd crowd-surfs his corpse while Robbie shreds a solo. Too bad it’s all in his stoned head.  13:43 – The Bully Beatdown & Time Jump  Seth the Jock delivers punches, insults, and a locker stuffing. Robbie’s guitar snaps—ouch!  Cut to 2008: The locker opens, and Robbie stumbles into a gritty Daltrey High.From 1978 stoner to 2008 outcast—can Robbie survive the future?19:49 – 2008 – A New Era, A New Wedgie  Robbie’s a relic in skinny jeans land. Enter Chuckle Bunny, a vending-machine-robbing wook who loves Feather too!  New rival: 3rsty, a dubstep DJ with MySpace clout and wet beats.  25:07 – Band Recruitment: The Oddball Montage  Robbie and Chuckle Bunny form a band to open for Feather’s “One Last Hurrah” tour. Clara, a goth drum goddess, steals the show. Could she be… someone’s daughter?  43:05 – Juggalo Detour: ICP Chaos  Robbie crashes an Insane Clown Posse show (thinking it’s Kiss), wakes up with Faygo stains and a hatchet man tattoo. Whimsy overload!  50:41 – The Band Unites: Peter Returns  Surprise! Clara’s dad is Peter, Robbie’s 1978 bestie, now 48 with a basement jam space. Reunion hugs and Feather tunes follow.  Chuckle Bunny’s out, Peter’s in—band practice gets tight, and the Les Paul gets reforged!  56:48 – Battle of the Bands Showdown  Time Capsule rocks the stage with originals and Feather covers. Robbie’s unstoppable—until 3rsty's dubstep steals the crowd.  1:03:10 – The Ending Debate: Where Does Robbie Go?  Does Robbie meet a washed-up Feather and cry? Jump back to 1978 to shred with them pre-suck? Or stay in 2008 as a nostalgia rockstar?  1:11:56 – Wrap-Up: Socials & Sign-Off  Loved the chaos? Follow us on http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod for more live streams. Catch the video on YouTube, Twitch, or Spotify!  Subscribe, comment, and tell us: Does Feather suck, or is Robbie the real hack? Rock on!Keyword Boost: 1970s rock nostalgia meets 2008 inner-city high school chaos.Twin atomic wedgies—21st-century bullying redefined!From Feather to Faygo: Robbie’s wild night with the juggalos!

Send us a textIn this Episode, Zeebz unveils a hilarious post-apocalyptic twist: Rex Thunderstrike, a delusional doomsday prepper, abandons his life for the wilderness, convinced the world’s ended—spoiler: it hasn’t. Joined by a stoner trail hiker obsessed with an air fryer, this dark comedy spirals into absurdity with tactical toilet paper, canned cheeseburgers, and raccoon bandits. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and an "I told you so" that never lands.[0:00] Intro - Welcome to the Writers' RoomSpaceman, Savage, and Zeebz kick off with the podcast’s vibe: pitching movies we’ll never finish. Get ready for unscripted chaos![0:25] Movie Pitch Unveiled: Rex Thunderstrike EmergesZeebz drops the premise—a doomsday prepper misreads a cell outage as the apocalypse, hauling tactical toilet paper and night vision goggles into a totally normal world.[1:26] Domestic Chaos & Tactical TPMeet Rex and his fed-up wife Liz. He’s stacking camouflage toilet paper while she’s slamming doors. [6:38] The Trigger - Cell Service DropsRex’s overnight security gig goes dark—no phone, no walkie-talkie. He bolts home, night vision on, ready to gloat. Liz? Already gone.[11:00] Enter Kyle, the Air Fryer HippieRex hits the Appalachian Trail, meets Kyle—a stoner hiker with no survival skills but a canned cheeseburger lifeline. A bromance brews.[15:02] Trail Life - Burgers, Bandits, and Air Fryer DreamsThe duo digs up canned cheeseburgers, dodges “zombies”, and bonds over air fryer fantasies. Rex’s paranoia peaks.[25:28] Walmart Heist - Nuclear Fallout or Just Shoppers?Starving, they scout a Walmart—Rex sees mutants, Kyle sees snacks. Saran Wrap hazmat suits and a shopping spree ensue.[33:32] Alien Rave & Raccoon RuinA forest rave becomes Rex’s “alien invasion.” Cachets vanish—blame raccoons, not Liz. Kyle clings to his crumbling air fryer box.[42:36] The Shack ShowdownThey reach the shack—raccoons ate everything. A divorce attorney delivers Liz’s papers. Rex’s “I told you so” dreams die; Kyle asks to air fry a Cliff Bar.[54:01] Final Thoughts & Trail TalkThe crew reflects on Rex’s flop, prepper delusions, and Appalachian Trail quirks. Air fryer fans unite! Social media plugs and a call for listener ideas close it out.Where to Watch/Listen:Go to http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod for all platforms—Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, Threads, and more. Join our live streams to hop in the writers' room and shape the madness!Follow us on Threads, X, and everywhere else. Drop a comment, suggest a plot twist, and get immortalized in an episode!Keywords:Post-apocalyptic comedy, doomsday prepper movie, Appalachian Trail adventure, tactical toilet paper, air fryer obsession, movie pitch podcast, writers room, dark humor, Rex Thunderstrike.

Send us a textIn this episode, we follow retired detective Rick Stacy as he uncovers a bizarre case of the "serial pooper" in his neighborhood, a mysterious figure making life difficult for residents. From strange deliveries to shady HOA practices, this episode is packed with quirky humor, slapstick moments, and plenty of poop jokes! Join us as we dive deep into the mystery while also exploring the darker side of suburban life.Get ready for a comedic twist on classic detective tropes, featuring Rick’s oddball investigation methods and a lot of laughs along the way!00:00 - Introduction to Detective Rick Stacy's New CaseMeet retired detective Rick Stacy, now tackling oddball cases in his neighborhood.04:00 - The Hunt for the Serial Pooper BeginsRick begins tailing the delivery drivers, suspecting them as the culprits behind mysterious piles of poop.10:15 - Searching for Clues: Rick’s Strange Investigation MethodsRick’s quirky approach to solving the case, with his clueless dog and tailing delivery trucks.14:30 - The Pizza Delivery Guy IncidentRick tails a pizza delivery driver and makes an unexpected (and mistaken) move at a rest area.18:45 - The Breakthrough: Milk and SpaghettiRick uncovers an odd connection between the delivery guy’s milk consumption and the mysterious pooper.22:00 - Confronting the Delivery Guy: Rick’s JusticeRick confronts the delivery driver, leading to a comical and absurd confrontation.25:30 - Rick Takes Matters Into His Own HandsRick meets with the owner of the delivery company, confronts him about strict policies, and delivers his own brand of justice.30:00 - The Upper Decker: Classic Rick MoveIn true detective style, Rick pulls off an unforgettable upper decker move in the delivery company’s office.35:00 - HOA Troubles and Poop Jokes GaloreExploring HOA madness and the frustration of dealing with neighbors who refuse to clean up after their pets.40:00 - Rick Stacy’s Retirement: Moving On to Smaller CasesRick reflects on his retirement, gearing up for another round of bizarre neighborhood investigations.45:00 - Suburban Mysteries: Who's Really Behind the Pooping?Theories on why the mysterious pooper has been leaving a trail in the neighborhood, and Rick's suspicion about the HOA’s role.50:00 - Closing Thoughts: What’s Next for Rick Stacy?Rick wraps up the case and gets ready for another one—this time, a missing lawn gnome.55:00 - Bonus: Funny Stories from the NeighborhoodA final batch of funny, absurd stories about suburban life and dealing with strange neighbors.Key Topics:Lazy WritersNeighborhood mysteries and quirky investigationsHOA rules and the chaos they bringFunny stories and slapstick humorClassic detective tropes with a twistThe trials and tribulations of a retired detectiveTags: #RickStacy #SerialPooper #DetectiveComedy #HOAProblems #SuburbanMystery #SlapstickHumor #Investigation #TrueCrimeParody #FunnyPodcast #PoopJokes #BizarreInvestigations

Send us a textWe Won't Finish This Podcast is a writers room show where we pitch movies to each other that we'll never make.  A NEW and ORIGINAL movie every episode!This holiday season, the Freak Squad returns for their most daring mission yet! After reminiscing about classic board games like Grape Escape and Mouse Trap, the episode takes a sharp turn into chaos as Santa is kidnapped, and Dr. Vile unleashes a nefarious plan to turn the North Pole into a sinister claymation nightmare.The Freak Squad investigates, revealing shocking truths: Mrs. Claus is Glowboy’s mom, Dr. Vile is his dad, and their family drama threatens to upend Christmas! Meanwhile, Dartman faces off against his evil counterpart, Mandart, while Jack Hardball makes an explosive return to save the day with Santa by his side. From thrilling action sequences to heartfelt moments, this episode delivers everything from holiday cheer to jaw-dropping surprises.This episode is a sequel.  You can watch the original here: https://youtu.be/m0ZObg3gkmAEpisode Timeline:[0:00] - Nostalgia overload: A hilarious dive into childhood board games like Grape Escape and Mouse Trap.[1:07] - Introducing the Jolly family and Santa embarks on his annual journey[14:09] - The Freak Squad is introduced at a wild holiday rave. Glowboy’s newfound confidence shines, and he meets Glowgirl, sparking a glowing romance.[30:04] - Mayor D enlists the Freak Squad to rescue Santa, whose sleigh’s last location was at the Jolly family’s home.[36:13] - Investigating the Jolly family’s house, the Freak Squad uncovers a message from Dr. Vile, declaring his plan to claymation-ify the North Pole.[41:58] - After Rudolph is injured, Glowboy leads Santa’s sleigh to the North Pole, much to Dartman’s dismay.[46:02] - Dartman faces off against Mandart, his evil counterpart made from his own golden dart. Meanwhile, Glowgirl’s true allegiance to Dr. Vile is revealed, and she betrays Glowboy.[52:55] - Jack Hardball makes a heroic entrance on a snowmobile, teaming up with Santa to fight claymation elves in an epic action sequence.[56:00] - Mrs. Claus reveals she is Glowboy’s mom, and Dr. Vile is his dad. Family tensions erupt as Dr. Vile confesses his actions were a desperate attempt to win Mrs. Claus back.[1:03:13] - Dartman’s confidence is shattered when Mandart breaks his last golden dart, but a miraculous delivery from a trucker named Circumference reignites his hope and turns the tide.[1:06:21] - Cat AF outsmarts Dr. Vile, using his own transmogrifying ray to turn him into a claymation version of himself.[1:09:07] - With Santa free, the Freak Squad reunites the Jolly family, restores the North Pole, and saves Christmas.ALL LINKS: http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpodChristmas specialHoliday movieSuperhero movieChristmas adventureChristmas comedyHoliday filmFamily Christmas movieChristmas storyHoliday season movieAction movieHoliday heroesChristmas magicChristmas Eve movieChristmas movie plotWinter adventureHoliday movie scriptChristmas superheroComedy action movieFamily-friendly Christmas movieChristmas movie reviewFun Christmas movieChristmas film storylineBest Christmas moviesChristmas holiday seasonHoliday movie ideasAction-packed ChristmasFunny Christmas specialHoliday movie charactersSuperhero holiday specialChristmas miracle movie

Send us a textWelcome to a delightfully ridiculous episode of We Won't Finish This Podcast, where comedy writers pitch outrageous movie ideas that will never see the light of day. In this special Halloween Triple Feature Spooktacular, we're serving up three delightfully silly tales filled with laughter, absurdity, and just the right amount of spooky! Get ready for a journey into the wacky and wonderful as we explore concepts that blend horror and comedy in the most unexpected ways!0:00 – IntroductionStart the Halloween hilarity with our introduction to this special triple feature episode. The hosts set the stage for a night of silly scares and laugh-out-loud movie pitches that are as ridiculous as they are entertaining.2:11 – Story 1: Spaceman's Monkey's PawBuckle up for a wildly silly twist on the classic horror tale in The Monkey's Paw! What happens when our characters' wishes come true in the most absurdly funny ways? This pitch takes the legendary story and cranks up the comedy, proving that even wishes can lead to hilariously unexpected results. Expect plenty of laughs mixed with some supernatural silliness!31:54 – Story 2: Don't WeightGet ready for some belly laughs with our second story, Don't Weight! This pitch dives headfirst into the goofy side of body image and societal expectations. Explore a hilariously exaggerated take on the obsession with weight loss, where characters find themselves in ridiculous situations in their quest for self-acceptance. It’s a comedy cautionary tale that guarantees plenty of chuckles and cringeworthy moments!1:00:54 – Story 3: The OnlyFans WitchIn our final pitch, meet The OnlyFans Witch, a wacky and whimsical tale of a witch who stumbles into the world of social media fame! This pitch hilariously merges modern-day content creation with classic witchcraft, leading to laugh-out-loud antics that are both magical and utterly silly. Prepare for a spellbinding adventure filled with humor, mishaps, and social media shenanigans!Join us for a wild ride of laughs, chills, and utterly silly twists in our Halloween Triple Feature Spooktacular 2024 episode. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave us a review! We promise you won’t want to miss this delightfully absurd celebration of Halloween.Follow us at any of our other links at http://Linktr.ee/WWFTPodHalloween SpecialSpooky ComedyHalloween Movie IdeasHorror ComedyFunny Halloween StoriesWacky Halloween PitchesHalloween PodcastScary but SillyGhost StoriesCreepy ComedyHalloween Horror SpoofsOriginal Halloween MoviesHalloween Triple FeatureComedy Writers RoomSilly ScaresFictional Halloween TalesHalloween FunOutrageous Horror PitchesHalloween Movie NightWeird Halloween Concepts

Send us a textIn this episode, Zeebz pitches a Las Vegas crime family comedy. Vinnie, Lewis, and Walter pull off a wild heist at a Magic: The Gathering tournament, only to find themselves in a slip-and-fall scam that targets the Capri Sun Casino and Resort. As the plan unfolds, it leads to a courtroom showdown where Dom Prosciutto, the bumbling Prosciutto family member, makes a shocking move that could change everything. The episode ends with an unexpected twist, as Dom’s rise to power comes with unforeseen consequences. Will Dom finally gain the respect he's always craved, or will his family’s legacy crumble under the weight of their misadventures? This episode is packed with slapstick humor, ridiculous heists, and a courtroom finale you won’t want to miss. Timeline Summary: [0:00] - Introduction: The gang discusses a rare Magic: The Gathering card and its unexpected buyer. [1:02] - Episode Kickoff: Zeebz introduces the movie pitch—a comedy about three criminals hiding out in Las Vegas. [4:00] - Arriving in Vegas: The criminals arrive at the Capri Sun Casino and Resort, only to find that nothing goes smoothly. [6:13] - Meeting Mr. Prosciutto: A mysterious, eccentric crime boss assigns them an unusual first task—fetching a birthday cake from Walmart. [11:06] - The Real Job: The criminals anxiously await further instructions while discovering more about the notorious Prosciutto family. [15:10] - Getting Deeper: Vinnie, Lewis, and Walter continue to uncover more about the Prosciutto family’s shady operations. [17:16] - A Simple Task Goes Wrong: Walter ends up in a mess after a botched cake return, leading to a confrontation with an aggressive loss prevention officer. [21:22] - Down and Out: Vinnie and Lewis scramble to raise money to bail Walter out of jail, only to be given another absurdly small-time scam by Dom Prosciutto. [26:59] - Reality Sets In: After getting kicked out of their hotel, Vinnie and Lewis move into a new “free” house and start preparing for the big card game heist. [30:08] - A Laughable Breakthrough: Dom’s tough exterior begins to crumble as he reveals more about his struggles, and Vinnie and Lewis decide the card game will be their last chance to make it big. [45:03] - The Big Heist: The trio pulls off a chaotic robbery at a Magic: The Gathering tournament, only to realize that an old foe has spotted them. [51:05] - The Master Plan: Dom and the gang devise an elaborate slip-and-fall scam targeting the Capri Sun Casino, leading to a ridiculous series of events. [57:00] - Courtroom Chaos: Dom Prosciutto takes a stand in court, making a shocking offer that could either redeem his reputation or doom his family’s legacy. [1:00:11] - The Final Twist: Dom’s father refuses to reconcile, leading to Dom becoming the new owner of the Capri Sun Casino. The episode ends with several possible endings, including Dom’s tragic demise or his continued success despite his incompetence. Links & Resources: Mentioned: Magic: The Gathering, The Lord of the Rings crossover Referenced Locations: Capri Sun Casino and Resort (fictional), Walmart, Comcast Closing Remarks: If you enjoyed this episode and our chaotic Las Vegas caper, don’t forget to rate, follow, and share the podcast. We appreciate your support and look forward to bringing you more wild movie pitches that we’ll probably never make!

Send us a textWelcome to We Won't Finish This Podcast, your go-to show for original movie pitches and creative chaos! Each month, we dive into fresh and funny movie concepts that we’ll never bring to life—until now! Join us in our virtual writers' room as we brainstorm and pitch unique film ideas that are sure to spark your imagination. In this episode, Spaceman presents a hilarious comedy about four college friends who hit it big with a lottery win and decide to start their own family fun center. Chaos ensues when their individual visions lead to a town overwhelmed by competing attractions! Expect quirky references like the iconic '90s cartoon Gargoyles, a humorous twist involving Rick Moranis and his decision to skip the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids reboot, a massive ball pit, and a Chuck E. Cheese band caught lip-syncing. Catch our latest episode on YouTube and or anywhere else you get podcasts to stay updated with all our creative pitches. Join us live on YouTube or Twitch to share your thoughts and help us shape this never-ending podcast adventure. Subscribe now and be part of our imaginative journey!

Send us a textDive into the latest episode for an unforgettable journey into the realm of animated heist movies with "The Cheese Monger Protocol." Join our writers' room as we reimagine the classic heist genre with a twist – this time, the mice are the unlikely heroes! Follow the adventures of a retired aficionado defending his prized cheese collection against a cunning crew of rodents in this whimsical tale filled with laughter, thrills, and heartwarming moments. With nods to beloved classic animated tropes and clever storytelling, this episode promises to captivate audiences and leave them craving more. http://linktr.ee/WWFTPod

Send us a textIn this episode Zeebz presents his uproarious movie pitch, "The Party Pact." Prepare to dive into a world of hilarity as four young roommates find themselves caught in the chaotic whirlwind of adulthood. In this comedy drama, our protagonists aren't freezing time, but rather striking a deal to halt their progression in life. As they navigate the ups and downs of bad roommates, tyrannical landlords, and the ever-looming threat of growing up, they concoct a wild plan to maintain their carefree existence indefinitely. Join us for a wild ride as Zeebz dishes out creative ways to avoid progress, including epic foosball matches to settle major life decisions, encounters with the infamous fart twins, and the unexpected career choice of singing "Happy Birthday" for a living. Don't miss out on the laughs – tune in now to catch Zeebz's pitch for "The Party Pact," a comedy drama that proves sometimes the best way forward is to stay right where you are. Hit play and join the party!

Send us a textIn the post-apocalyptic aftermath of the Y2K disaster, the world is plunged into chaos, and surviving settlements find an unlikely source of order and entertainment: professional wrestling. The once-frivolous spectacle now dictates the fate of the remaining societies, where the outcome of wrestling matches determines governance and societal hierarchy. All other forms of entertainment have vanished, leaving the populace emotionally and amusingly invested in the world of wrestling.Our protagonist, "Bon Dangerous," a charismatic local champion, navigates this new world, grappling with personal loss and driven by a burning desire to reunite with his wife and son, who were separated during the calamity. The governing elite, represented by the enigmatic hunchback Igor, holds the key to Bon Dangerous' quest for his family's reunion. In a world where power and status are determined within the wrestling ring, Bon Dangerous must climb the ranks, facing eccentric opponents, and employing his own unique wrestling style.As the story unfolds, "Y2Kayfabe" pays homage to the WWF attitude era, sprinkling the narrative with nostalgic references and nods to the iconic wrestling moments of that time. The series delves into the absurdity of a society where grappling prowess determines one's fate and the humorous yet poignant journey of Bon Dangerous as he strives for personal redemption in a world where the stage is the wrestling ring, and the stakes are nothing short of life and death.We Won't Finish This Podcast is a comedy writers room show where we pitch movies to each other that we'll never make.  A NEW and ORIGINAL movie every episode!This episode is Sponsored by Pizza LoboCheck out our Social Media LINKS 

Send us a textWelcome to "We Won't Finish This Podcast," the show where Savage, Spaceman, and Zeebz pitch movies they'll never make but desperately want to! In this episode, join our hosts on a wild ride through the world of "Dartman" and "Glowboy," two superheroes with powers that are more inconvenient than incredible. Get ready for a unique and hilarious comic book/superhero movie experience!🍿 Episode Highlights:Discover the origin story of Dartman and Glowboy, whose powers stem from an unexpected encounter with Dr. Vile's Large Hadron Collider.Dive into a world where superpowers become more of a hassle than a heroic advantage.References abound, from the 90s cartoon Rocko's Modern Life's "Really Really Big Man" to the Playstation 1 version of Lara Croft. Our hosts Savage, Spaceman, and Zeebz share their thoughts, with Zeebz revealing why he despises superhero movies.🤣 Engage with Us:Like, subscribe, and comment with your own lame superpowers. We want to hear your creative and quirky ideas!Join us on social media or hop into our Discord community to stay updated on our next live stream on Twitch and YouTube. Don't forget to turn on your bell notifications for an instant heads-up when we go live.Find all our links conveniently at Linktr.ee/WWFTPod.Get ready for a laughter-filled journey into the absurd world of Dartman and Glowboy with your hosts Savage, Spaceman, and Zeebz! 🚀✨ #WWFTPod #SuperheroComedy #MoviePitchMadness #PodcastFun🍕 Sponsored by Pizza Lobo - Pizzalobo.com Craving the best pizza in town? Look no further than Pizza Lobo! Visit Pizzalobo.com to order your favorite mouthwatering pizzas and more. Pizza Lobo - Delivering happiness, one slice at a time!

Send us a textIn this very special holiday episode Zeebz presents a Christmas story about a young boy who is so devastated to learn that Santa isn't real that he dedicates his life to becoming him. This episode is brought to you by Pizza Lobo www.pizzalobo.com

Send us a textIn this episode, Spaceman poses the question “If a corporation were to discover the secret of eternal life, would you enter a 1,000 year work contract to be live forever?” We Won't Finish This Podcast is a writers room show where we pitch movies to each other that we'll never make. A NEW and ORIGINAL movie every episode! SOCIALS: https://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod This episode is sponsored by Pizza Lobo http://www.PizzaLobo.com

Send us a textMark and Liz need a break from their hectic lives and decide to look for a rental cabin on a lake so their daughter Annie can have fun swimming and maybe make some friends. After an agonizing several page search, they come across the perfect place with a place to swim and all the farm fresh eggs and rustic charm they could hope for. After arriving, however, they find things aren’t quite meeting expectations. More strange experiences with the neighbors lead to a shocking mystery that will change the course of their lives forever. Will Mark and Liz find peace and quiet on their much needed vacation? Will Annie make friends at the cabin to go swimming with? Can Mark keep control of his aggression? Find out in the second tale from our Double Feature Spooktacular! Some references in this episode include goose froth, The Golden Girls, corn mazes, stone cold stunners, 3D's, catfishing and more!