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Author: Michele Guild

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An improvised "comedy" variety show that focuses on embracing the terrible things in the world! From bad dates, freaky finds on Craigslist, and conspiracy theories, to phone calls home to mom, this show has everything you've never asked for and more!

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66 - Now n Later

66 - Now n Later

2019-10-1500:12:39

Lets get caught up on life's trials and tribulations as I continually embarrass myself and eat weird foods! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network!FB: www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/Twitter: twitter.com/CivilizedEntInsta: www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/SHOP: ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=…ilizedcrea-20Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg SesteroCullah Music! cullah.com/wp/NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show!ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY!patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastIf you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com!Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast
65 - The 90s

65 - The 90s

2019-10-0900:17:43

This week we venture into the Garbage Kitchen by placing a shameful pizza delivery order. Then we talk music and reminisce about the 90s and chat about my amazing love life DONT BE JEALOUS, JOHN. YEA LETS GET #THANKSGAVIN GOING BECAUSE WE SHOULD ALL BE THANKING HIM FOR MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. Ahem, where were we... Then we read some awful headlines and one news article slips thru even tho it’s horrible. I also tell a random story from my past to prove that I can still tell stories, spoiler alert: I can’t! Thanks for wasting your time with me! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network!FB: www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/Twitter: twitter.com/CivilizedEntInsta: www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/SHOP: ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=…ilizedcrea-20Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg SesteroCullah Music! cullah.com/wp/NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show!ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY!patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastIf you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com!Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast
64 - Decisions

64 - Decisions

2019-10-0100:16:17

This week I try to figure things out by talking myself through them and solving nothing! Other things are discussed but honestly I recorded this a week ago and I find my voice to be utterly unlistenable so I will never know what happened. Enjoy! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network!FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEntInsta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg SesteroCullah Music! cullah.com/wp/NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show!ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY!patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastIf you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com!Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcast
63 - Amazing, Right?

63 - Amazing, Right?

2019-09-1700:22:02

This week I just didn’t write a description lol ok enjoy! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network!FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEntInsta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg SesteroCullah Music! cullah.com/wp/NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show!ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY!patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastIf you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com!Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
62 - A Whole Egg

62 - A Whole Egg

2019-09-1000:29:28

GUYS MY LIFE IS DIFFERENT. I will use this new boyfriend for good and not evil. Listen to me talk about my life for way too long, all while suffering through subpar audio as I drive to my parents' house in the rain and scream about how exciting everything is. Plus, hear about new reddit page I'm obsessed with and you can be too! OK GOTTA GO WATCH GARBAGE TV AND EAT VEGAN CHEESE WITH MY SUPER COOL MANPlease join me in listening to this week's Feature Creature: Cinemondo Podcast! go to https://www.cinemondopodcast.com/ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network!FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEntInsta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg SesteroCullah Music! cullah.com/wp/NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show!ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY!patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastIf you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com!Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
61 - Bless You

61 - Bless You

2019-08-2700:40:25

This week we discuss the origin of the phrase "bless you" and why I'm not allowed to say it, dating woes, carnival disasters, drunk kids, being mistaken for a freshman, and my love of the podcast community. It also gets a little political at the end accidentally. Sorry bout it. CREATURE FEATURE: The Bear Cave Podcastwith @JohnJamingo on TwitterSay hello to you new favorite podcasterVisit bearcavepodcast.com ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network!FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEntInsta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg SesteroCullah Music! cullah.com/wp/NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show!ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY!patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastIf you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com!Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
WUDDUP PEEPS ITS ME Sorry 4 screaming, I'm super riled up and ready to fight this week for some reason, which made for some much needed ranting.Listen to me scream about my job, baby boomers, ice cream snitches (no, there is not supposed to be a comma between those two things), family reunions, angry customers, conspiracy theories, and as always, my own personal hell!Thanks for being here!CREATURE FEATURE: The Untrained Eye Podcastwith your hosts Beth and DJ!One of my fave pod-duos, this show has everything!APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-untrained-eye/id1399791387BANANA (ok its Twitter actually): https://twitter.com/untrainedeyepodFACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/The-Untrained-Eye-223799328409154/ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network!FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEntInsta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg SesteroCullah Music! cullah.com/wp/NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show!ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY!patreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastIf you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com!Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
Welcome to Episode 59! This. Episode. Has. EVERYTHINGViolence! Crimes against people of all ages! Gypsies! Child endangerment! Goats! Creepy old forest grandfathers! Literal yodeling! Teething adults! MORE!Join me this week as I give you a twist-by-insane-twist synopsis of your new favorite movie, the 1937 classic, Heidi. It's a different kind of movie review. You're gonna love it as much as I hate it! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network!FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/Twitter: https://twitter.com/CivilizedEntInsta: https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/SHOP: https://ws-na.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/cm?o=1&p=12&l=ur1&category=amazonhomepage&f=ifr&lc=pf4&linkID=86bee521038f8c8bb62629557910cc65&t=civilizedcrea-20&tracking_id=civilizedcrea-20Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg SesteroCullah Music! cullah.com/wp/NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show!ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY!If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com!Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
Welcome to Episode 58! Shoot me in the face and serve me up at your wedding, boys! Today we talk about Facebook scare-moms and their stupid scare tactics, helpful tips on drinking at Applebees and how to party at Walmart, my awful dating history (again, I know. But there's always more to unpack), weird happenings at the grocery store, and more! Listen to find out what fresh hell I'm working through this week! Plus embarrassing moments with mom.Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg SesteroCullah Music! cullah.com/wp/NEW! Visit bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show!ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY!If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com!Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
Welcome to Episode 57 - How I Saved the Planet by Recycling*WINK* I didn't save sHiiiiTTtt including the audio file I was in the middle of when my laptop decided it needed to die peacefully in its sleep. AnYwaAYs here's what this episode is alllll about:Michele and special guest Justin Comer of iHearIC share a few laughs, handful of stories, and a plateful of bugs and other gross garbage that we consume in the Garbage Kitchen. I get in a one-sided screaming match with my noisy, inconsiderate neighbors, we check in on Mr. Jay, discuss a few hypothetical situations, and much MOREGet your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage Might I suggest you use this trial to download The Disaster Artist by Greg SesteroCullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
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