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A comedy variety show that focuses on embracing the terrible things in the world! Visit us at WelcomeToMyShow.pizza for more garbage!
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51 - Electrocute Me Daddy

51 - Electrocute Me Daddy

2019-06-1800:44:05

Welcome to Episode 51: Electrocute Me Daddy (not Father's Day related, wow awkward timing)Today we discuss really bad things and really good things! Bohemian Rhapsody, Octomom, Pride Fest, friend breakups, Nathan For You, Ghosts and Ghouls, Mexican snacks in the Garbage Kitchen, ball torture, and more! Listen to find out which of these goes in the bad category and which is hella good! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜Who loves you? I loves you❤️🧡💛💚💙💜Cullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
Episode 50: It’s From the Asparagus We’re changing it up a bit for our 50th episode and beyond! New music, new segments, same old Trash Michele! Today we talk about the juiciest details of my recent string of bad dates, produce aisle inspired hairstyles, date night dealbreakers, withholding dogs, super secret Navy operations, beloved sea creatures, and more! Mega thanks to my Patreon subscribers! New video coming soon Shout outs!!Cullah Music! https://cullah.com/wp/The Untrained Eye! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-untrained-eye/id1399791387Jason and Mindy Podcast! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jason-mindy-podcast/id982835564Podful of Sunshine! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pod-ful-of-sunshine/id1395754818Fake Headlines! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fake-headlines-podcast/id1374080385NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories or any other stories or want to hear me talk about something or ask a question or want to tell me how much you hate me, email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
49 - Ice in my Veins

49 - Ice in my Veins

2019-06-0400:20:29

Welcome to Episode 49: Ice in my VeinsWhat’s it called when you embarrass yourself by means of another person? Well, I don’t know, but I have an opinion. This week I break down my emotional journey through the great musical Rocketman and express my love for notorious good sweet boy, Elton John. I also dig into saddness that comes with being best friends with a dog, but I never cried. Ever. I have a stone cold heart and ice in my veins. Then I have a story about my parents that I probably wasn’t supposed to share. Don’t tell them. But anyways, because of it, I’m now taking applications for a new father. If that all wasn’t enough, we also take a look at Silk Road, the dark web website where you can order a hitman against yourself. A story of love. Oh yea also weird dating tips like how to not get age-catfished online. Enjoy!Suggested talking points Public embarrassment Jobs, bosses, coworkers, and oopsiesRocketman (no spoilers... do people care about spoilers for musicals?)Elton JohnMusicals and the desire for more realistic scenesLooking for a new dad, now taking applications Concerts and crying Silk Road: a love storyFBI, the deep web/dark webPsychedelic drugs, guns, and sexy murdercasefile, true crime Bad dates, online dating, and getting catfished NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories and would like to be a guest (or just want to send those stories), email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
48 - Fascinating

48 - Fascinating

2019-05-2800:37:39

Welcome to Episode 48 - Fascinating!This week I get a little crazy and make an impromptu phone call to my psychotic stalker/scam artist from Nigeria and call him out on his threats of sexual violence towards me. FUN! Also in the topics of discussion: Ted Bundy, crazy gameshow contestants, the sex life of conjoined twins, and cosplay. *Drinking game for this episode: Drink every time I say "fascinating" or mention that I don't have any money!Thanks for being here, love you lots. NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories and would like to be a guest (or just want to send those stories), email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
47 - Urban Legends

47 - Urban Legends

2019-05-2100:30:47

This week we go exploring and learn about urban legends throughout North America including murderous rabbits, smelly yetis, axe murderers, and more! We also get a grand update on the whereabouts of my Nigerian stalker/antagonist/friend. Then I try to make friends on Facebook and it doesn't go so well so I get mad and abruptly end the episode out of anger. WELCOME!NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories and would like to be a guest (or just want to send those stories), email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
46 - Starbucks Bullsh*t

46 - Starbucks Bullsh*t

2019-05-1400:33:08

In Episode 46 we find the answers to life's toughest questions. Can vampires become sexually aroused? Does Tony Hawk exist? Will middle aged moms camp out for Starbucks' newest gimmick? Does cheese give you nightmares? Will Michele become the next pop sensation and get a stylish hat glued to her head? The answers MAY SURPRISE YOU. Listen to find out the answers to these questions AND MORE.NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories and would like to be a guest (or just want to send those stories), email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSPodCoin: http://bit.ly/WTMSpodcoin Stitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
It’s Mental F*ckery Awareness Month and this week is all about me telling you to smile more, but in the least degrading way possible! Ok that’s not what it’s all about. I also tell you about a crazy Nigerian scammer who’s writing a book about ME, the billionaire of knowledge! I take you on a journey through my self-experimentation on my own failing mind and body, we have a few laughs, share a few mushrooms, and read a great conversation I had with a self-published “author” who credits me with the most amazing title I’ll ever have tied to my name. WATCH OUT. Suggested Talking PointsBeing blessed by a strangerWhy am I always frowning?Self-medicating the right(?) way!Life hacks how to not cure your ailmentsWhen a crazy person writes a book about youJourney of my Life PodcastThere is a reason for every encounter in lifeFlying your future murderer to AmericaNEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories and would like to be a guest (or just want to send those stories), email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSStitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
Welcome to Episode 44!This week is the perfect mix of negativity and positivity. We discuss phone calls from Mickey Mouse, popcorn snafus, good music, weird stuff I found in my junk drawer, my stupid cat, using water unsparingly, the woes of French fries, the magic of mushrooms and maple syrup, and what it takes to be a beautiful, powerful, independent womxn (not a typo). Thank you for being here!NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories and would like to be a guest (or just want to send those stories), email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSStitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
This week we discuss those dang dead pigs, crazy Russian experiments from the 40s, the most amazing and most deadly amusement park ever, and my plan for when time travel becomes a possibility. .:.Drinking game for this episode.:. drink every time I say “revitalize,” “frickin,” and “Vernon.” Also every time I reference “drunk children” and every time someone dies. Trust me, this will all make more sense while listening. Suggested talking points:Having a forgettable faceMy best friend forgot my birthdayBeing forever youngMorel mushroom huntingWild turkey attack4/20 plans – edibles and Nic Cage flixTequilaReviving dead pigsConsciousnessOverpopulation and the solutionGet people dead, keep them deadEarth Day – throw out the garbage-peopleCrazy Russians and their crazy experimentsDog experimentsBringing life into a dead dog headAction Park – the most deadly parkAlpine Slides, skate parks, deathGo Karts, bumper cars, speed boatsTanks and tennis ballsSnake infested watersTime travelUpside-down waterslides Death by wave poolKamikaze and Curb Your EnthusiasmThe deadliest amusement park NEW! Visit http://bit.ly/WelcomeToMyShop to gift yourself some trash and help support this bad show! ALSO: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories and would like to be a guest (or just want to send those stories), email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSStitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
42 - Dating Purgatory

42 - Dating Purgatory

2019-04-1600:26:55

Episode 42: This week we talk Post Office arguments, being overwhelmed, bad dates, how to reciprocate a compliment, and escaping purgatory. PLUS join me as I eat a bunch of random things from a Korean grocery store. NEW: Patreon patrons will now get exclusive videos of every segment of Garbage Kitchen. Now you can WATCH my reactions rather than just listening. OH BOY! If you have bad date stories and would like to be a guest (or just want to send those stories), email me at WelcomeToMyShowPodcast@gmail.com! Pod LinksiTunes: bit.ly/itunesWTMSGoogle: bit.ly/GoogleWTMSSoundCloud: bit.ly/scWTMSStitcher: bit.ly/WTMSstitcherCastbox: bit.ly/WTMScastboxTuneIn: bit.ly/WTMStuneinPocketCasts: bit.ly/WTMSpocketcastOvercast: bit.ly/WTMSovercastAcast: bit.ly/WTMSacastBlubrry: bit.ly/WTMSblubrryListen Notes: bit.ly/WTMSlistennotesGO TO http://welcometomyshow.pizzaConsider making a donation- I work for tips nowpatreon.com/welcometomyshowpodcastEmail me at Welcometomyshowpodcast@gmail.com🤙🏻Follow me on the things!facebook.com/welcometomyshowpodcasttwitter.com/michelekguildinstagram.com/garbagekitchen
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