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The boys are back in town! Welcome back to Carmarthen’s #1 flat earth podcast. This definitely still weekly episode of the Well Thanks podcast is brought to you in times of dire need as a distraction from all the election coverage. Elliot gets his identity stolen three times and Steff dives into the Flat Earth dating community and discovers what exactly Kim Kardashian has done to invoke their wrath. We recorded this when the election was announced so you’re guaranteed absolutely no topical election coverage. Topics: Identity theft IKEA furniture hacks (check out the Lackrack) #GE2017 :( Top Facebook tips Flat earth dating The Juicero juicer Man dressed as beer bottle is wanted by police over stolen pizzas Twitter is Going Nuts For This Penguin Who Found Himself A Waifu Simon Sinek again Eurovision (check out our boi Dadi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Hx-Q1L89I) Bonsai Kitten Police floored by wrestling 999 This episode was brought to by Steff Davies, as usual. What a swell guy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week the bois review Magic Mike, dig in to rubbish time capsules and a new use for God's favourite vegetable, the potato. Cat charity shop sells electrician's £200 tools for £1 South Dakota man gets $190 fine for snake without leash Boeing uses potatoes instead of people to test wi-fi Felix Colgrave's harrowing drug story 'Double King' by Felix Colgrave Corona's missing time capsules Blue Peter time capsule dug up 33 years early Steff's one good tweet EDL/protestor photo I'm onto you fingers Pensioners claim store is ruining their trips to London See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys discuss their round earth theory again, leave Meal Deal Talk UK and listen to We Are The Champions #bagelgate People are sending pictures of their cooking to Gordon Ramsay to rate and it's glorious Daniel Bryan EXPOSES A J Styles as a FLAT EARTHER Nuclear submarine plans found in Welsh charity shop We Are The Champions Captain Disillusion: The Mandela Effect /r/mandelaeffect See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The #1 Carmarthen-based Round Earth Theory podcast celebrate their 50th episode with special guest Steff Davies. the pizzagate people and the flat earth people are fighting each other Notorious Oregon pig known as 'Piggy Smalls' finally apprehended Shinder Teenager rejected for waitress job 'with crying emoji' sounds like late stage capitalism but ok Chizza Sasquatch covered in marijuana leaves ruins meteorologist's live shot Jimmy Onishi trying to pronounce Massachusetts State (Gaki No Tsukai) The longest URL on the web, apparently: http://www.llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk And don't forget to #free #all the boys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gang gets back together to discuss nazi hate crimes, tall people, preachy people, socks and more! Richard Spencer takes a punch to the face Watch Terrace House PETA Asks Games Workshop to Ban 'Fur' from Warhammer Characters Most popular twitter account in every country Villager in China uses grenade to crack open walnuts for 25 years   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steff accidentally heckles a comedian and uncovers a night club art heist, and Elliot gets deep into Mumsnet. Gordon Ramsay being wholesome More wholesome Ramsay Worshipful Company of Information Technologists Man stuck in coffee machine delays train Snake on a plane cancels Emirates flight to Dubai Man saves wife, child and huge slab of barbecue ribs from fire PSNI warn parents about teenage text message 'codes' I really struggle to get my head round weasels I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys... Steff's other good tweet See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello and welcome to 2017! This week the guys talk bulk Christmas gifts, a traditional Welsh coal fight and go down the garden path linguistically. Links: /r/wholesomememes Man launches GoFundMe page to ‘protect Betty White from 2016’ Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire   The local news Elliot was going on about: http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/glangwili-staff-parking-plans-given-the-go-ahead/story-30020212-detail/story.html http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/welsh-government-confirm-start-date-for-llandeilo-bypass/story-30019867-detail/story.html http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/questions-over-orange-colour-of-carmarthen-s-former-infirmary/story-30015986-detail/story.html   'Uncontrollable' woman kicked police officer in the testicles after being thrown out of pub Uncomfortable and unpleasant sentences See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meat and potato pie 'sent into space' from Wigan Methamphetamine found in racehorse Party Till Dawn  Regime - Queenie I think the vegan song Steff’s on about is called No Beef Sisters for Sale And the campaign Elliot was looking at this whole time Adam Ruins Everything on food banks   Woman believed to be frozen to death in car turns out to be CPR mannequin   “Weaboo Black Mirror S***” (Gatebox) If you haven’t watched ‘Her’ then you should A Michigan Marxist Restaurant Closes After Failed Group Decisions and Long Sandwich Waits Five-year plans for the national economy of the Soviet Union MUNCHIES Guide to Wales: Making Welsh Sushi and Witnessing the Birth of a Sheep See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Money is meat is murder http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-38184599 Funday fooday: The correct way to prepare mini sausage rolls  Why Google Translate won't help you build a car Why Steff won't help you name your Chinese child https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/this-girls-viral-chinese-baby-naming-site-is-full-of-stock-p?utm_term=.sc2w0b9DG#.acP8rW7ZA Old people ruin everything, again Leak and Prime Minister soup http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-leaks-theresa-may-orders-inquiry-into-leaked-leaking-document-a7456576.html Friendly fan deconstructs Well Thanks Podcast  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Smallest house in Great Britain http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/quay-house-the-smallest-house-in-great-britain   Sad German Christmas Ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6-0kYhqoRo   Man deletes My Computer http://imgur.com/6wj9ZeR   Gloucestershire chip and pin drug dealer jailed for seven years http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-37386844   James O’Brien’s Mystery Hour http://lbc.audioagain.com/presenters/6-james-obrien/368-the-mystery-hour-free   Toblerone Brexit http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/16/snp-politician-claims-toblerone-redesign-emblematic-of-devastati/   Black Mirror - Shut Up And Dance http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5709230/   I looked it up and the guy in the woods did actually play Jen’s non-magician boyfriend in The IT Crowd http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0063311/?ref_=tt_cl_t15 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man renames himself iPhone http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2016/10/man_renames_himself_iphone_7_t.html#incart_river_mobile_home   NO TAG http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/noplate.asp   Little Bobby Tables https://xkcd.com/327/   Carnforth Civic Hall gets new vacuum cleaner http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/14833308.Carnforth_Civic_Hall_gets_new_vacuum_cleaner/   British scientists don't like Richard Dawkins, finds study that didn't even ask questions about Richard Dawkins http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/richard-dawkins-atheism-criticism-atheist-study-rice-university-science-scientists-a7389396.html See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A different drone crowdfunding campaign to the one Steff mentioned https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/flat-earth-drone-to-fly-over-antarctica-globe-drones#/     The definitely fake video posted on reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/56w5cg/creepy_video_is_new_evidence_for_case_of_missing/   Working (Spanish?) mirror https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf6rmrkRvkw   Go watch Westworld Find it yourself.   h3h3 Joey Salads video https://youtu.be/UkvwKDTS3Bo   h3h3 Joey Salads interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q23t41UnZk   John Sudano https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYmBRsXr995owHHryHYPzFQ   Shamed teacher struck off for having sex with pupil has been working in missionary position http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14714225.Shamed_teacher_struck_off_for_having_sex_with_pupil_has_been_working_in_missionary_position/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're delayed this week because someone mucked up Steff's car right proper, so instead have this tasty little offcut that I found whilst cleaning out my computer before obliterating it. The third voice you can hear is special guest and linguistics correspondent Cat Stone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys' triumphant return! This week it's all about crowdfunding, North Korea and Pobol Y Cwm, along with some breaking Welsh language "controversy" Disabled pensioner Alan Barnes offers £10 to help woman who raised £330,000 for him after he was mugged Controversy North Korea bans sarcasm because Kim Jong-un fears people only agree with him ‘ironically’ A list of .kp domains and what they're about See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode the gang covers topics ranging from Martin Shkreli’s dedicated Harambe memeing, stupid reasons people have phoned emergency services and how to pretend to your new girlfriend’s parents you don’t know what a potato is. Also Elliot fails miserably to pronounce place names for about 4 minutes straight. Teen girl calls 911 after parents ‘forced her’ to vacation with them People are claiming to be Corbynite witches who’ve hexed Richard Branson TIFU by enraging the parents of my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a potato is. Martin Shkreli defending memeing Harambe on CBSN Steff insert Will’s photo here I live in Cincinnati. At my local high school football game a kid showed up in a gorilla suit and started dragging kids around. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check out Jamie's work at http://oldropefilms.com Trucker Story http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11693992 RECAP: OAP's sit-in protest in Billericay phone box http://www.essexlive.news/man-staging-sit-in-protest-in-telephone-box/story-29621187-detail/story.html#1QWXvfEZdXZPMPrH.99 Deal or No Deal article https://www.theguardian.com/media/2006/oct/21/broadcasting.arts Cult Checklist http://www.csj.org/infoserv_cult101/checklis.htm Supercalif— https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/4ykoy7/til_the_mary_poppins_word/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonus: No Man's Sky by Steffan & Elliot See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seen a dog do stairs? Find out how to let us know your story at http://wellthanks.co.uk We had a much longer conversation about No Man’s Sky, but it’s a bit serious so we cut it out and put it in its own very special bonus episode which should be out soon! Fonzie jumps over a shark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4ZGKI8vpcg Henry Winkler jumps over a shark… again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jm6B31HKBw Pooptastrophe: Man's Roomba Runs Over Dog Poop, Spreads It in House http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/Pooptastrophe-Mans-Roomba-Runs-Over-Dog-Poop-390079232.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_CHBrand See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apocalympics 2016 subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/apocalympics2016 sports are fun https://reddit.com/r/sportsarefun Viking Games (jomswikinger?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzvyVE1eiGU scotch the band facebook.com/scotchtheband Vah Reh Vah - Palm Wine Chicken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6skjbVDVEg4 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry this episode is a few days late! Elliot's car broke down at work on pod editing day and it did his week right in. School bans clapping https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/4tqnso/school_bans_clapping_and_allows_students_silent/ What was banned at your school and why? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4tkm3s/what_was_banned_at_your_school_and_why/ Shrek is love, Shrek is life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auEA9Ay6G0o Steff on the CityMetric Skylines Podcast http://aca.st/8e72fe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.